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Bob from Connecticut
Well Denny & Diane wanted a trip report and some advise from a single guy who has been to Hedo more than once. Here it is everyone.
Well my trip starts in Connecticut on December 7th 1999 , 5:30 am and its is cold standing out in the rain waiting for the limo driver to come pick me up from the corner where he just dropped me off so he can pick up my friend down the street who lied to his girlfriend about where he was going. He told her he was going to Mexico Marlin fishing with some of his friends from Pennsylvania. Not to get drunk and naked for 8 days at Hedo, a small sacrifice for such a trip.
Well no problem in the airport except from a couple of rude people moving just about everything they own to Jamaica. Flight was great you see it was my 30th Birthday and I was all set to get in trouble before I even got to Hedo. I was eagerly awaiting the drink cart aboard my flight even though it was 10:00 in the morning and about 1 hour before landing I got my wish.I asked the flight attendant what was the maxium drinks I was allowed she told me two. I ordered 2 drinks for everyone in my row and told them the first 1 was free the second was for me. So 35.00 dollars later and 8 screwdrivers between me and my friend we were off to fun and pleasure at Hedo.
Check in at Tim Air a snap was at the airport in 5 minutes tipped the driver and inside I went , paid my 110.00 dollars and outside I went to the drink table for some more beers. Needless to say I did not need to many more. There I met 5 of the nicest guys that worked for Tim Air. I gave each of them a pair of sunglasses and the beers were free after that. Flight to Hedo no problem ,paid my 6.00 for the taxi and was at Hedo about 1 hr and 15 minutes after I arrived in Mo Bay.
Check in about 5 minutes , side note I gave the lady at the front desk a new box of Bic pens and she gave me my key almost instantly. By this time I was pretty drunk and looking forward to going to the nude beach.
DAY 1
Tuesday, after arriving took a quick shower and off to the pool I went. It was around 2:00 and there were many people at the Nude pool even though it was raining. I think I was there 10 minutes and some girl was splashing water on the bar sliding down the bar and her mouth was accidently on top of some strange guys dick,I am sure he enjoyed this. Not a lot of sexual activitie on this day. Went and took a nap got up for Lingerie Night. What a night it was saw some of the best costumes and skantly dressed women lots of women this night were dressed as Domanatrix with collars around there partners necks. It was outside of the piano bar that I met Fran and BOB I met them when Fran told me to bend over and bow to my master and she spanked my ass with a whip. About then she noticed me from the website and asked me if I was Bob,and why did I look like a psycho killer in my picture, the first of many times I was asked about my picture. Fran introduced me to Kenny and Ginger a short time later in the Disco. Kenny and Ginger were adorn in leather from head to toe and became good friends instantly, not to mention that there were several whippings going on while we were talking and introducing themselves to each other. So around 1:30 I went to bed.
DAY 2
Nipple photo day , spent most of the morning meeting everyone and getting ready to photograph everyones nipples. I took the head shots and Kenny took the nipple shots. I believe that Kenny got the better of the deal but nun the less it was fun. We even had non registered people giving up there nipple photographs for a good cause. Took a nap and came back around 3:00 for the judging of the contest. Kenny had printed out the score sheets and everyone started to fill out the forms. At this time nude body painting was going on and Lorretta decided that because I was not participating that she needed to smear my balls with blue paint, boy was that cold. Not much to say about dinner the ART AUCTION “SUCKS ,SUCKS and SUCKS even more. Get rid of this bullshit please. I was down near the hot tub talking to some people in our group for a while and the activities at the Hot Tub were good for the time I was there. Met Rupe and Pat again they were there in May 99 the same week as me.
DAY 3
Same shit different day went to breakfast and went to the nude beach to meet all the new arrivals. This day was another great day of hanging out bullshitting with my new friends and drinking. Met a lot of great people that day cant quite remember everyones name because I was drinking pretty good though . Met Jackie and Magumbo and had a great talk with them, Lunch at Roberts nap and off to the Toga Party I went. Many beautiful
Ladies there in there togas, The highlight was Kennys wrap around toga that he promptly removed and put back on the fastest to win the free Cat Cruise. Everyone was off to the hot tub I was off to the disco. Met a lot of stuck up all full of themselves women that would not talk to very many guys this night oh well who needs women that are like this anyway, the nicer women seem to be on the nude beach anyway. Went to bed around 3:00 but not before I met a strange man from Cuba on vacation and probably full of shit as to why he was there trying to sell Cuban cigars to the tourists.
DAY 4
Little buddy contest with Jim and Nissa for those of you that don’t know it is when they take a picture of you pecker and of your face and you try to match them, I think there were 12 contestants, who won probably some close watching female with an eye for these things. This was the day I put my 6 foot pecker in the pool and watched everyone ride it. I also had the honor of being the best man at David and Joyces renewal of vows, Hedo puts on a great reception for those who participate in this. Revern from the local church wont marry anyone nude but it was a thrill I wont soon forget. Spent the afternoon bullshitting with everyone watched the sunset after sunset. I spent the evening talking to Jim and Nissa until dinner.Went to the circus show at dinner it was great After dinner the Bon Fire and Beach party and watching everyone making fools of themselves all in the name of fun. This night was interesting because I saw a couple of gentlemen negotiating with a local prostitute and the winner being the highest bidder or bidders in this case. Anything can and will happen at Hedo side note single guys if at first you don’t succeed get yourself some local entertainment.
DAY 5
This day was a good day for meeting people it was the day Denny and friends from Wet wicked and Wild arrived. Went shopping for souviners in town. It is cheaper to go into town but the locals at the market did a legal mugging they like money and will sell you anything. I got some post cards for everyone the store at Hedo is expensive.The nude body painting was highlighted by a nice women painting all week beautiful floral designs the best I have seen. The women were wearing these designs shirtless at dinner and it looked beautiful. This was the day when a wooden plaque was given to everyone from WWW to sign for hanging at Delroys. This was the day that everyone was riding the pecker in the pool. Lesbian sex was amazing this day. A first time expermenting women with her husband was quite the site on this day. A women with her husband from Canada were talking with them when the women from Canada slipped her tongue into her mouth. This is when the great sex started Out in the open and very exciting. Her husband was the most surprised but he loved it. They took lots of pictures under the waterfall. This was the night that Donna , Dons wife was a little bit tippsy and fell to the ground like a rock. I offered to help but they managed by themselves. Saturday night was the Piano Bar and everyone singing what a great time. This night I had dinner and watched the show with Kenny and Ginger, I also said my goodbyes to Kenny and Ginger because I was going out in the morning.
DAY 6
This day I went Marlin Fishing caught nothing but a buzz and a bad sunburn. This was the day I got a very interesting offer from a girl from California, did not take her up on her offer of a good party time with her and the bag of cocaine she had with her, I pointed her in the right direction of where to get what she wanted. This was an afternoon for relaxation after a long day of fishing. This is when I saw a bunch of people trying to but the ring on the bottle of liquor Magumbo won this in record time.After my nap went to watch volleyball and the sunset with my Hedo friends. It was relaxing and a great time to wind down a long day. Early night for me bed at 12:00. Not before I saw a lovely couple having wild sex in a lawn chair while the sex police watched,believe me they were.
DAY 7
This day was the beginning of the best two days of this trip. The morning was average hanging out at the nude beach, the afternoon proved to be great. I was walking by the nude jaccuzzi when I noticed a girl I had been talking to online the month before. She had just arrived was a little tired but wanted to hang out. We hung out in the nude jaccuzzi for a while getting to know each other. We both went back to our rooms took showers. Dinner was great watched the show for a while it was the fire breathing guy. Real cool this was the first time I saw this .Time for the Hot Tub , lots of people and lots of people having sex here and there. This is when Rupe and Magumbo approached me when I was with my lady friend and told her how good I was the night before in bed, That I was gay. Needless to say it did not work she still continued to talk and hang out with me . It took some quick talking on my part. Lots of single guys watching and hawking, see I don’t go to the Hot Tub and just watch everyone for no reason. Around 1:30 she and I went and retired to her room ,woke up in her room the next day. Nothing went on this day she was tired from her flight and I was not going to disrespect myself or her. Hey nice guys have feelings too.
DAY 8
This was my final day at Hedo went to breakfast with my new friend. Waited in the Air Jamaica line for my boarding pass a 1 hr wait. Checked out at 11:00 my friends phone bill was 506.00 dollars that is what you get when you lie and feel guilty and need to call your girlfriend every minute of everyday. Spent my remaining hours with my female friend, we shopped ,went to the nude beach for me to say my goodbyes to Delroy and Scumba. Spent some good quality time together before I left and I said my goodbyes .Everyone I met did not want me to leave. At 2:30 off I went to Tim Air, all ended well except when I cut my head on the taxi cab in front of the airport.
NOTE TO SINGLE GUYS
This is not a sex resort and everyone is treated with the same respect as you give. Expect to meet all types of women here they all expect to be treated like respectable women. If you go to Hedo looking to get laid everyday you are wasting your money unless you go with a willing partner, most of the single women are on the prude side with there other girlfriends are usually in there early 20s most are there to have fun not sex. There are a few women there looking for sex but there are about 100 guys looking for her. It is not impossible to find women at Hedo there are some lucky guys that get lucky. Hedonism is a place to meet new friends have good times with old friends and relax.
Thanks to everyone I met at Hedo and expecially to Denny and Diane and Kenny&Ginger for there help and website
SEE YOU SOON