LAIRD & ANDRA - December, 2008 Wet, Wild, and Wicked ®
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Sunday-
NEVER, NEVER work on the day before your trip...
What was suppossed to be a low key day, was anything
but. At least I was home by 8:00pm
Monday-
Up at 3:30am!! Arrival at Orlando Airport at
6:00 am. Holy cow, the AA line is backed up
and we are just going carry on!!!! Locate the
self check kiosk and 15 minutes later we were headed
to security where we breezed right on through.
Our transfer at Miami was uneventful. Upon
landing in Mo-Bay, we breezed through immigrations,
then got to walk by the mad rush to claim baggage
(carry-on only, remember?) and head straight for
Customs for a 5 minute wait. From Customs we
head straight to the SuperClubs area and immediately
onto a waiting bus!! Only one other Hedonite
(from Chicago) on the bus with us. There was a
small traffic snafu in Lucea, but other than that
the bus ride was fine. Arrived home to a
pleasant suprise; our ROH the booking landed us on
the nude gardenview side, building closest to the
tennis courts (Thank You Hedo!!) Ran into Denny who
introduced me to Kevin Levee, then it was off to the
beach for NBHs!!!! After jerk chicken with no
jerk sauce, it was time for a hot shower and a trip
to the main dining room for dinner. The food was
pretty much the same as always, but it was good.
Tuesday-Friday
Daytime- Apparently I missed the morning show on the
Hedo float Tues, but caught it Weds... LOL!!
We re-established our sand-slug status and hung out
with our Hedo friends. Read a book.
The water balloon slingshot crew provided daily
entertainment. Eat 5 times a day Jerk
chicken was good. I found a new drink; Coconut
rum & pineapple juice w/ a splash of cranberry.
Yummy!!!
Injuries-
Seems I can't go to Hedo without injuring my feet
somehow and this trip was no exception. On
Weds I scrapped one of my toes in one of the cool
pools near the dinning hall. Luckily I brought
some good band aids!
Games-
Sand-slugging has really taken it's toll on me, plus
the ECs didn't seem to be around much. I
hardly played any games this trip and only did 1
nekkid waterslide run! The wife pretty much
lounged in her beach chair
Attendence-
The crowd was definately lighter this year.
Dinners-
Mon & Tues; Main dinning hall, the food was good.
Weds Munasan; Food was good, got to meet some new
Hedonites. Thurs Pastafari; The food was good
and it was just me and the wife for a quiet evening
together. Fri; Grand Buffet. Lobster!!
The food selection was good as well. No
problems!!
Entertainment;
Kind sucked! While it was nice to hear dinner
music in the main hall, it was sleep inducing!!!
They could have played some songs with a little
energy and still kept the volume down. When
the band stopped playing, there was a 45-60 minute
wait before the evening entertainment started.
No Steel drum band, no circus show, the bar tender
competion was neat, but loud and hard to understand
the concept. It became annoying after a while.
Piano Bar-
I was only able to stay up late enough on Fri to
catch it. The piano player was good and
was willing to engage the crowd. IMO he
shouldn' t start with piece by piece, it bombed real
bad on the first lady he tried to get up there.
Other than that, the energy was good and I was
reminded of the piano bar from years past.
Hedo Friends-
Old and new were great as usaual!!! We are not
naming names so as to protect the guilty!!!
LOL But we do need to shout out to Muffy, thanks
for the door hanger!!
Going Home-
We did NOT get an eviction notice under the door.
Instead we had a message on the phone to call the
front desk. Sat partly rainy and the seas were
kicked up pretty good. Waves were crashing
over the Hedo pier! We said our goodbyes
and got mooned from a crowd on moon hill, as we
caught the 1200 bus back to the World and our 5 hour
layover in Miami before our flight to Orlando!!!!!
Flying Home-
We had to detour to drop a couple off at the cruise
ship, then arrived to a PACKED AA line at the
airport... We finally cleared that with 45 minutes
before our flight. A very short shopping spree
and some Dominos pizza was the order of the day.
Picked up some Rum cream for friends (bad idea, read
on). $5 for a Red Stripe at the airport.... I
don't think so!!!
Landing in
Miami- We arrive with carry on... The walk to
immigration was loooooooong. Cleared customs, only
to find out we couldn't bring our Rum cream bottles
on carry on, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!. No prob, we head
for the AA counter to inquire about an earlier
flight. We are in luck, we have have 45
minutes to catch the flight. BUT........
they can't check our bag with the Rum cream because
of the short notice.... Merry Christmas to the
AA attendant, hope you enjoyed the rum cream!!
Off to security we go, only to find a line.......
Finally cleared there and literally had to run to
our gate which was not close!!! We made the
plane with AA calling our name over the PA!!
Other than
flying, it was a great time, with great people!!
We'll be back!!