Hello Everyone,
Its time for the latest trip report. Once again, this was the best trip ever. It was my 8th and it was better than the 7th, which was better thanwell, you all understand. Traveling to a place like HIII as a single guy can be a bad experience if you dont have anyone to talk to. Everyone I met was great. All of you accepted me like part of the family and I appreciate it. I had met some of you before, Denny, Kevin and Stacy, Carter and Jo, Mike and Theresa; and others not part of www; Michele, Ray and Mora, Jim, Paul and Dave (fellow divers). And now Ive met all of you and have even more friends to look forward to for the next trip. Everything went smoothly with my trip. The only blemish I had was that they couldnt get my A/C to work. But I had a pool front room, so it was no problem to sit in the pool for a few minutes to cool off when I needed to.
10-7-06 The flight was, thankfully, uneventful. The crew at Superclubs had me on the bus within 5 minutes of reaching their front desk. I had the honor of riding to HIII with Stan and Jeannie and John and Lona. We had a great time and laughed all the way. Jeannie complained that she needed some pants to wear, so being the gentleman that I am, I offered her mine, but she declined the offer. She thought I was quite the gentleman, but I just wanted show off my underwear. Once we arrived we got our rooms and headed out to get naked. Meeting everyone was, as always, a great experience. It was even better when I found out Kevin and Stacy were there. The three of us met last year during hurricane Wilma and it was great to see them again. Apparently, Kevin is as big a pervert as I am (maybe worse) and we got along famously. Things just got funnier and funnier throughout the day (and the week).
10-8-06 At the welcoming party, I got the best prize, a stethoscope with a dildo on the end of it. However, Steve (the bastard) stole it from me. He needed it for Martha fucking Stewart (aka Donna). I almost felt bad when it was stolen from them.
10-9-06 Monday brought a completely new experience for me, maybe not for some more seasoned travelers. I was minding my own business, coming back from the bathroom. Kevin got my attention and said, Hey Jeff, you think we ought to help those two? Some REALLY drunk chicks boyfriend was trying to hold her up after they came out of the grotto; who knows what was going on in there. But she was out of it and he was having trouble holding her above water. So the two good Samaritans waded over to keep her above water and carry her out of the pool. A funny thing about carrying people in water, they get heavier as you go up the stairs and you dont get the buoyancy of the water to help you. But, we managed to get her out and onto the closest lounge chair. We were feeling pretty good about our good deed for the day, but her boyfriend said not to worry about her, she does this kind of thing all the time: the makings of future bliss, Im sure. About five minutes later Kevin said, Whats she doing now? She was apparently not completely out it. She must have been a little horny. I looked up in time to see her spread her legs wider than any gymnast Ive ever seen and rub herself off. When she was done, she was out for the count. Looking in about 3 hours later, she wasnt there anymore. Does anyone know where she went, or did anyone ever see her again?
I hate to move backwards, but after lunch earlier in the day, Aaron said he wanted to go down the water slide, but not by himself. I volunteered to go with him. We were with Kevin and Stacy. So we dropped our pants and headed up the stairs. It was pretty uneventful, until I found out later that Stacy had a crisis of conscious as to whether or not to run off with our clothes. I guess if she would have, we would have just gone back to the pool. We couldnt let her think she got the better of us, could we.
10-10-06 Tuesday I tried to use my best talent (being full of bullshit) to convince a couple in the quad area to come over to the dark side. I wasnt having much luck, so I drafted Jenny, Stephanie and Liz to help me persuade them. They didnt come over right away, but they did come over later. They seemed comfortable enough, until some lady started talking to her husband. That was pretty much the end of them. They were back at the quad in no time and I dont think theyll be back.
10-11-06 Wednesday brought the best dive Ive ever been on. We had dolphins come and swim with us for 35 minutes. They even jumped in front of the boat on the way back to the resort. It was great.
10-12-06 Thursday was the repeaters party in the Piano Bar. I got the opportunity to talk to Michelle LaPorte for about 45 minutes (HIII webmistress). She is certainly fun to talk to.
10-13-06 Friday I was minding my own business in the quad pool, filling out my diving logbook and talking to my favorite bartender, Sunshine. Paula comes by and gives me shit for having shorts on. So I lost them. I then returned the favor and made her drop her towel. It really didnt take too much to persuade her. She seemed very willing, I was happy to see.
Later at dinner, on the beach, I lost my way and Julie had to come over and lead me back to the table. I dont know what could have happened. Do you think it was something I drank? Thank you Julie.
10-14-06 Saturday I stayed pretty much out of sight, and spent most of the day in the quad pool. I ran into a few people at dinner and talked for a while, but didnt do too much.
10-15-06 Sunday, my last full day, was the only day I stayed out late. You can see amazing things going on around the grounds after 10pm. Maybe I should stay out late more often. Anyway, I found myself having a very pleasant conversation with a tall, beautiful blonde lady from Florida in the quad hot tub at 3 in the morning.
Thats my report; Im sticking to it. Cant wait to see any, and all, of you again on another trip. How long is it until Oct. 07?