Trip Report Hedo II December 3-11 Beachloafers Fran (and Bob)
I rarely mention the traveling piece in a trip report; however, I just want to mention that Immigrations was the busiest we have ever experienced. It was a 45 minute line. I understand it was even longer for some people. My theory is that there was a lot of Cancun over flow...since many in line mentioned they were supposed to have gone to Cancun. Of course, once we did get thru, the luggage was all waiting and we zipped through Customs. We werent in the Superclubs Lounge for too long before they headed us off in the bus. We had 3 couples on our bus going to Lido and the driver stopped there first. I told Bob to scoot across the street and start the check-in process and I would stay with the luggage. By the time the bus arrived at Hedo we were all set to head to our room.
Deb came by the room after dropping her stuff at her room and she and I headed for the beach while Bob waited for our luggage. As we were walking down the beach toward the jetty...Beachloafers section of the beach...a huge cheer came from the jetty. We looked over and all our friends were there waving and awaiting our arrival. What a feeling. Then Kris comes running across the beach and we hugged liked long lost friends...even though we had just seen each other over Halloween in Vegas. These are Hedo friends. Later, when Bob came down, he got the same cheer.
That night, many of us had reservations for the Japanese Restaurant for dinner. The evenings appetizers and dessert was very different from the norm...well just leave it at that. This was followed by some spanking good times, some dick tricks and the best damn piece by piece I have ever seen. Thats saying something for a girl with just one piece on. Way to go Kris!!
Some of this trip report will elaborate, correct, and spur off of Iggys Report. (Hope you dont mind Iggy...) Iggy mentioned that on Bobs birthday I always have all kinds of surprises for Bob. I have to tell you, these surprises are all brought to you by Kris. She brings the goodies and she gets everyone involved. I just record it all. I did arrange for our Beachloafers table in the dining room to be decorated the night of the birthdays...Sue and Bob share birthdays...and for birthday cake and champagne. Of course, the best birthday surprise (for ALL of us) was Darren and Amy showing up, after telling us they werent coming this year. Sue and Bob shared the cake as well as the birthday. Here, also, is a picture of the Silly String event mentioned in Iggys report.
A WWW Winter 2005 trip report wouldnt be complete without a Mario story.
One day several of us had gone to have lunch in the dining room. It happened to be Men In Motion day. Since our table had convinced Vince, a.k.a. Ray Ray II, to participate we felt we had to stay and watch the event. Just when we thought it was safe...who walks onto the floor but Mario! It was SO funny that some of us had to stuff our napkins in our mouths so we didnt laugh too loud. If any of you saw Mario in the disco you can just imagine. He has a rather large, very white gut and loves to pull his shirt up and show it off when he dances. At one point, when the end of the contest was nearing and all the contestants were lined up in front of the ladies down front, one women went up and was smacking each contestant on the butt. She went along till she came to Mario and she gave this look and shook her head...no...she wasnt going there! It was priceless...
Iggy mentioned the WWW Auction and Beach Party. Last year this occurred on the night of our annual outing to Xtabi, so we missed it. We were happy to include it in our events this year. It was fun to have something different to do. It certainly added to the story telling. Iggy didnt mention the $581 (tiny) bottle of Heinz Ketchup that I purchased. At least thats what Bob told everyone. He didnt count the 3 nights of Hedo II he purchased! Heres the picture of Iggy with his fish. Maybe we now know his real reason for buying them. Are we sure this isnt a blow fish?
Ah, that brings me to another story. One day on the beach we were discussing being young (yes, we know it was long ago) and what things meant or how we perceived their meaning. Blow Job was one such thing. Why did it ever get called a blow job? You dont actually blow. So, we officially changed the name to a Suck Job. Please remember that in all future use of the term.
One night, for something different, we all decided to go to the Jamaican Restaurant on the beach. It used to be called Scotch Bonnet. Not sure what they call it these days. Anyway, upon arrival of they sat all 12 of us around a large round table right on the beach. As we searched the menu, some of us were less than thrilled by the choices for various reasons. (Deb, who is a Vegetarian and Me who doesnt like spicy foods) So, 4 or 5 of us decided to go eat in the dining room. We met up later after dinner. The next morning when we were on the beach, Iggy announces ever so seriously that he had a fire in his room that morning. All concerned and wanting to know more I was asking Oh No...What? Iggy proceeds to tell us it was in his ass! He wished HE had joined us in the dining room for dinner the night before.
One afternoon on the beach, Wendy was sitting over Kevin on his beach chair. She had his penis between her legs and we all laughed about how she had a penis. Then she started using it like a little face (it is a head, after all, right?) And making it look like it was talking. We were all laughing when suddenly Kris jumped up. Again, wondering what she was up to with her bag of tricks. She grabbed her Sharpie and drew eyes on Kevins penis. Now understand, since Wendy was sitting on Kevin he could not see what she was doing!
One day, Darren decides its too quiet, so, on return from the restrooms, he grabs a penis ring toss game from the pool area. (Guess we know what the pool dwellers were doing earlier) Anyway, he brings it down and sets it on Kris butt. She was lying on her belly in her chair. Well a bunch of us lined up to try to score but Kris was laughing so hard that the penis was bouncing all over the place. It was certainly adding to the skill of the game to ring a flapping penis. After a little while and a score from only Quintin, Darren put it on Amy and tried to score himself.
Okay, now heres one from Iggys Dont list that I have to comment on. When Iggy says dont spend your time picking up plates and glasses and doing general pick-up he isnt referring to cleaning up after yourself. Everyone should be conscious about their trash...especially in and around the water. Lets not pollute the water any worse then it already is! I am forever pulling cups and straws from the ocean! And we DID try to remove all that silly string!!
Everyone says it and we all surely mean itit really is the people that keep us coming back, keep us laughing and keep us having so much damn fun. It doesnt matter about the food or the rooms. Its the friendship that really matters. You all make the trip special.
To all the workersthanks for all you do. You work your asses off so we dont have to. Special thanks to Delano, Tony, Charles, Arthur, Tease, Foxy, Ray-Ray, and Augustus.
Dennyyou make this all possible and almost affordable. : )
Dianewell always have a special connection that most people at Hedo will never get.
Chris Swho weve known for ever so longone wild and crazy girl! Keep working on Bobyou never know. ; )
Jim & Triciayou add a special spice all your own to WWW. Our connection to the Pool Dwellers. (Whats that in your room?)
Dave & Linztwo wonderful people who make my trip to Hedo complete.
Dick & Pattiour connection to the Great White North and one wild Frog.
HedoBob & Heidialways a pleasurebut wheres my CD?
Karen & Jaywe missed you this yearbutthanks for the treats.
Anita & Artwe missed you this year too. Thanks for leaving me the warm comfortable space on the beach.
Rupe & Pattyit wouldnt be WWW without you
Alanwheres your trip report? (ah, you beat me to the punchline!)
Keith & Staceytoo bad we didnt meet you earlier in the week. How cool that we have mutual friends.
Ty & Danyelour lovely neighbors who were hot tub generous. Hope you had fun with that Chocolate Body Frosting.
M&Mits what I remember!!
Mike & Brooke (and all your friends) who arent afraid to join in and meet peopleit was nice to have you in the mix.
And on that note let me just say this. Many people see us Beachloafers as a clique. I mean, look, we even gave ourselves our own group name. Yes, we are a group within the group. We are a group of friends who have fun togetherwho are beach jetty dwellers. A lot of the reason we became friends is truly regional. Just like Pool Dwellers and Shade Dwellers do. But wed love it if you came over and said hi and joined in for antics and fun and laughs. Youll bring your own flavor to it I am sure.
To all our friends who were unable to make it this yearyou were sorely missed!
Thanks to everyone who wrote a trip report and let us get a taste of YOUR experience.
Last, but most certainly not least:
Beachloafers:
Iggy: We consider you a lifelong, good friend. You are the ever respectful, non-invasive single male. A shining example of how to get along, regardless of being single and male at Hedo. Your dry sense of humor keeps us laughing. So glad we turned you into a beach dweller!
Quintin & Kris: Good friends who we travel well with no matter what we are doing or where we are going. Weve proved that Hedo friendship doesnt have to stay at Hedo to thrive! We love you for your silly humor Q, and you, Kris, for putting up with it!
Kevin & Wendy:
Part the of the Maine Contingency. We love you Maniacs!
We are so glad you two registered online prior to going that first time and
that we communicated and became friends. You add a wonderful mix to our
group.and damnyou never take a bad picture. 
Jim & Rayne (a.k.a. Sunshine): You two are such a warm and loving couple. Jim, you help keep us entertained and laughing. Rayne, you have a warm, affectionate nature that is irresistible.
Darren & Amy: What a wonderful surprise for all of us to have you show up this year. It wouldnt have been the same without you. Hope you know how much you mean to us. Did you see the message we left in the sand for you? (Quintins handy work!)
Ken & Sue: More Mainers! We love that when we all want to do something sneaky or naughty but dont have the nervewe get Sueshell do anything! Not sure Ken thinks too much of us encouraging this naughty girl!! (And she looks so innocent)
Deb: Another fellow Mainer and long time good friend. Thanks for keeping Bob company on the job and sharing laughs! You even stayed up past 8 oclock a bunch of times! And looka picture with no beer bottle!
Jeff & Nika: Honorary Beachloafers for 2005. We anticipate a longer time together next year when we can initiate you appropriately. Ahwell just do that over Mini-Skirt weekend!!
Bob: Okay, this part I added after reading Mikes trip report. (Thanks Mike!) It reminded me that even after so many trips my best friend there is you, Bob. Being at Hedo renews our souls and regenerates our love. You are the best friend I will ever have! I love you
Peace everyone! Till next yearbe
happy. Fran 
a.k.a. DammitJanet
a.k.a. Motherhedo