What Can I Say WOW
My Virgin trip to Jamaica Started Friday Dec2 Leaving N.B. Airport at 6:36 pm Arriving Montego Bay 1:15 p.m Saturday Dec3, 16 hrs from take off in Oregon to Landing in Jamaica. Considering I got up at my usual Time Friday morning 5:00 am at this point I havent seen a bed in 28hrs and Im not at hedo yet.
Two hours thru Immigration and Customs and Im on the Bus with Three Couples going to Hedo II, and Two Couples going to Grand Lido. We stopped at a Bar and I downed my first Red Stripe (not bad) bought another one to go. Quiet ride, but interesting, driving on the left side of the road and lack of traffic rules, but not as bad as I had imagined.
Arrived at Hedo approx 5:00 p.m. They had my room ready in less time than it took for me to smoke a cigarette. Robert I think his name was, loaded my luggage and me in too one of those little pickups they drive and we headed around the road outside of the resort to my room, number 2276 all the way at the far end of the nude side 20 steps from the nude pool and beach, what an Awesome Location. At this point the only parts of Hedo I have seen are the Lobby and my room, Later this posses a problem.
Time to get Nekid and PARTY
Off with the clothes and down to the nude pool I go. The Pool was packed with Nekid people. I Made my way to Delroys and grabbed another Red Stripe. I no sooner got a beer in my hand and I heard my name, within 5 minutes I had been given at least 5 NBHs and came face to face with a dozen people I had been chatting with on Dennys site (Thank You Denny). At this point I new my Virgin trip was going to be GREAT. I spent the rest of the evening until Dinner time Sucking down the suds and meeting all kinds of awesome people.
Then back to the room and put some clothes on for dinner.( bummer I was really liking being naked)
This is were I had my first obstacle Since I was driven to my room I didnt know were anything was located, I managed to find the main dinning room. I had a great dinner and proceeded to meet everybody again because I didnt recognize any of them with there clothes on. I continued to drink with my dinner, So on my way back to my room I only got lost twice. I finished off the night with my new friends in the hot tub and managed to get to bed about 3:00 a.m. about 40 hrs since I have seen a bed (might have caught a total of two hours sleep on the airplanes). That raps up day one and two since leaving home.
Im not going to give a day by day rap up so dont leave yet I will just hit the highlights.
Welcoming PARTY
I Almost missed the Welcoming Party due to a run in with the Local Ganga earlier in the day but I recovered just in time. I dont recommend Sampling Ganga early in the afternoon if it has been a while since you indulged.
This would be my first and only time entering the Disco my entire trip, Thanks Denny for showing me the way, I am still very lost it took me two days to figure out were the lobby was.
Finally I get to meet Mike and Tammi, Mike had a cheerios shirt on and a necklace of cheerios Im not sure who made for him. Mike is a little more subdued in person than in the chat room but what a great Couple. Also met many more people, had some good food It was a good time.
Magical Mystery Bash
This is one of the reasons I decided to go with the Winter WWW Gang. It feels so good to be Helping out people that are less fortunate than we are. The Christmas Stockings, Presents, and MMB are such a Great way to supplement an already Great vacation.
My Attire for the mmb was a white T-shirt with red, white and blue sleeves (patriotic dress code night) and thats all. I had brought some red and blue sharpies and decided I would donate .25 cents for every signature I could get on my T-shirt. I had so much fun getting as many people as I could to sign the shirt, Some of the ladies missed the shirt and I had writing all over my ass and other parts. I never did actually count the signatures they werent in any kind of an organized fashion so I just estimated; and Donated 80 dollars to the mmb. Thanks to all of you that signed my shirt it is a great memento of my trip.
Nude Cat Cruise
We took two Catamarans due to the Number of wwwrs going. The weather was good, some patchy clouds that gave us a break from the hot sun. I tried snorkeling but was unsuccessful I may need some lessons before I try again. We Stopped at the Caves and went for a swim (or maybe it was a pee break) I couldnt believe how warm the water was the Caves were really cool to swim into and there was a ladder to go to the top of the cliff. Some people were diving off the cliff sfu John did this many times and ended up with a Black and Blue ass. Art did a back flip off the cliff that was impressive. I really enjoyed the swim; the slide on the cat was fun although I only went down it once. One thing I wish they would have done with the Two boats is tied them up together at the caves and the reef so that we could interact with the rest of the group. It was a great time and I highly recommend it to everyone.
PJ PARTY
I was running on Jamaican time and was a little bit late getting to the pj party buy the time I got there they were announcing the winners of the costume contest. The party was held in the main dinning room buy request (we voted on it). I was pretty pumped up about this theme night but was kind of disappointed. The energy level seemed to be quite low and the party seemed to have ended before it ever got started, I went to the bar to get a drink and the next thing I knew the place was empty. I was wearing a referee G-string with a whistle on it and got my whistle blown a couple of times so it wasnt a total loss.
Erotic Gift Exchange
Most Fun I had during the day with my clothes on. And to think I almost didnt go to the gift exchange. It was held in the Piano Bar this was the first and only time I entered the piano bar the hole trip. Thanks Art and Nikki for showing me were it was located. My Hats off to Hazel and her Lovely assistant Georgette for doing a fantastic job and keeping us all laughing. Denny announced the winners of the contests and Diane handed out the Prizes. Big Surprise I won something for an Honorable mention in the door decoration contest. When my turn to pick a present came around my gift was a blow up penis ring toss game and a piece of womens clothing the crowd chanted for me to put it on so I turned red and adorned my new top.
My gift didnt last long Mike stole it from me and then it got stolen from him. The most popular items seemed to be of the Insertable kind both electric and not, they seemed to get stolen a lot. I know what to bring next year. I highly recommend that you attend this event it is a Blast.
The Weather
The weather was so perfect, 80s during the days 70s at night. People asked me why I didnt run my air conditioner. My response; I pay good money at home to get my house to this temperature why would I want to cool it off. It felt so good to be able to walk around naked day or night and be comfortable. It rained for about an hour and a half one day. Sorry about that guys I ordered the rain for the time period I was having a Massage on in the Shack on the Nude Beach it made it much more enjoyable.
The Resort
The resort was Just awesome. The grounds were clean and well groomed. The Layout was Good once I learned my way around. My room was in a great location I spent most of my time on the nude beach so going to my room for any reason was so convenient. I think I used the public bathroom at the Nude Pool only once because my room was so close.
I heard some people complain about the food. But for me I thought the food was Very good and they always had a good selection. I didnt go to Hedo for the Food but if I did it wouldnt have disappointed me. The Booze was always plentiful and I was able to get any drink I wanted.
The Prude Side. What a waste of some great stuff the pools and beach facilities on the Prude side were awesome BUT THERE WAS NOBODY USING THEM. I went to the prude side several times in the middle of the day when the Nude side was packed and the most people I ever saw there at one time was about a dozen, lounging around reading books ect. Why go to hedo to read a book the funny thing about it is that just a short walk away on the nude side the Party was raging, I just wanted to tie a rope around all of them and pull them over to the nude side so they could have some fun.
Back to the resort. I always had hot water (sometimes I had to leave it on for awhile to get it No biggie) the room was very comfortable and I had a good view of the nude beach. No problem finding clean towels, Beach chairs were sometimes hard to get they should move some over from the prude side.
Roberts Grill the food was fantastic, that is wear I had lunch most days. Jerk Chicken, Cheese Burgers and Fries with cheese seemed to be my diet.
The only bugs I saw in my room were tiny little ants so small I had to get my reading glasses to confirm they were ants. A dragonfly parked on my lampshade and stayed for a couple of days, Flies of course but not many. I saw one big unidentified bug on a tree at the nude beach I had to take a picture of it. Saw lots of Lizards outside of my room they are cool. I only suffered one bug bite my entire trip.( and didnt use any repellant )
The Staff
I was very impressed with the staff during my trip. My maid Dotsy was very friendly and did a great job on my room. The grounds keepers always had a smile and a warm hello. The bar tenders worked very hard and did an excellent job always with a smile.
The Ecs what can I say they are excellent. The entertainment during lunchtime and dinnertime was great I spent more time laughing than eating. The Ecs on the nude beach did a great job of organizing activities and getting people involved. I ended up with 350 thousand hedo bucks even after I lost one days worth. The Naked water slide had to be my favorite activity, March to the prude side (nude) chanting WE ARE NAKED AND WE DONT CARE WE ARENT WEARING ANY UNDERWARE What a blast, The look on the Prudes faces when all the naked drunks invaded there area was priceless. Some of them even joined in.
The Kitchen help did a good job keeping the food available and were very friendly. The waitresses kept the water and wine flowing and would even get you a drink from the bar.
Security was seldom seen but on the job. One night I was taking a walk and walked out on to the Pier to see if I could see any cool fish and a guy came paddling up to me in a kayak asking me if I needed any Party supplies I said I was good. Out of nowhere came a security guard and ask me if the guy was bothering me I told her no and thanked her for keeping an eye out.
There was one large Jamaican female security guard at the nude beach that took her job a little to seriously I had two run-ins with her. I was asked buy a group of people to take a picture of them with there camera, I was composing a shot being very careful not to get anyone else in it. When she came up to me and said NO PICTURE TAKING ON THE NUDE BEACH!! When she left we tried one more time and she came charging over and said SIR I SAID NO PICTURE TAKING ON THE NUDE BEACH!!!!! Even though all those that would be in the picture told her that it was what they asked me to do; she stood her ground. The next day a nice couple came to the beach and laid down on lounge chairs next to me, they both had their swimwear on. I struck up a conversation with them and told them they would have to disrobe to stay. The woman was very shy and Nikki and myself were trying to make her more comfortable with it. Along came the grumpy security guard. YOU WILL HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES OR LEAVE THE NUDE BEACH!!! I told her that I was working on the situation and to give them a little time. THOSE ARE THE RULES SHE SAID, GET NAKED OR LEAVE. Well the Guy took his shorts off and we convinced the women to at least take her top off and all was good. The next day I ran into them they were both naked and having a great time. Besides the one grumpy guard I thought they all did a great job.
New Friends
It Truly is the People that make Hedo so Special. Everyone I met was very friendly, helpful, and having a good time. I wish I could remember everyones names this was the biggest challenge at hedo. I had printed out the pictures from the attendees list (I highly recommend this). For those of you that posted pictures Thank you Thank you Thank you. I referred back to these at least once a day but it was more like two or three times a day. Being intoxicated and meeting so many people made it very difficult, also meeting people Dressed or Naked and then trying to pick them out when they are Naked or Dressed became a challenge also.
I cant mention everyones names here but for everyone I met IT WAS A PLEASURE MEETING YOU AND A BIG HEDO HUG TO YOU ALL.
There are a few people I have to mention here. In no particular order or Importance.
Art and Nikki you were lifesavers to me the best neighbors I could have asked for without your help my trip would have been much more difficult.
Dave and Marilyn, Larry and Laura, Nancy and Joe, Bill and Patty, Mike and Lady Di, Ace and Julie, Jeff and Laura, Mike and Shellee, Gary and Brenda, Russell and Cat, Mike and Tammi. THANK YOU FOR REACHING OUT AND MAKING ME A PART OF YOUR VACATION.
I have to mention some more names of people that made my trip special again Im not intentionally leaving anyone out so if you should have been in here and I forgot Im sorry.
Diane, Gary and Georgette, Jim and Nissa, Steve and Nancy, Dave and Laina, DennyP and all the others that worked on their vacation time. Thank You very much and it was a pleasure meeting all of you.
Chris Santilli I ran into you my first day and you were very helpful, that was when I was in my lost stage. It was a pleasure having dinner with you and Diane at Munasan.
Bob Fran and Deb It was nice getting to know you a little bit on the bus ride and at the airport I wish I would have spent some time with you guys at hedo, Sounded like you guys had a lot of fun. Maybe next trip.
To sfuJohn, Chris, Hillary, Debbie and Steve, Rafael and Janice, Iggy, Les, Jeb, Thomas, Paul, Mike and Michele, Les and Donna, Rich and Serall, Vince and Christina, Mike and Carla, Rick and Karen, Rick and Cheryl, Steve and Sabrina, Jake and Hazel, Brian and Deb, Tom and Nikki. It was my pleasure to be associated with all of you.
To my non-www friends Mike and Janie, Andrew and Kimberly, Robert and Alicia, The couple that were shy about nudity (sorry I cant remember your names) Hope to see you all again with the www group.
Its the people that make hedo great but it was my Travel Agent that made it all Happen.
Thank You DennyP I couldnt and wouldnt have done it with out you and the Wet Wild and Wicked Group
Trip of Firsts
First time out of North America, First time getting Nekid with 400 others, First time in 17 years smoking Ganga, First time seeing pdas and pdps , First time being involved in pdas and pdps, First time going on vacation and not looking at the clock, This could go on forever so lets just say every day was full of firsts of one kind or another.
Lessons Learned on Virgin Trip
Do not make phone calls from your room to the states using a credit card (way expensive).
Do not smoke ganga for the first time in the middle of the day ( limit myself to one hit ).
Do not talk to Canadians about the Lumber Industry. Lol
Do not answer the question do you want to party with a yes. Just say no thanks Im good.
Do not bring towels to hedo.
Do not try to bring everything suggested on the message board. (Pack light youll be dragging it around).
Sit as close as possible to the front of the airplane (this could save you an hour in immigration).
Try my damdist to bring a partner although it was a great trip as a single it would have been better with a partner.
Do not let somebody write on your penis with a sharpie (way to hard to get off).
Conversion Factor
I was going to try to pencil out the price difference between a comparable trip in the states and my trip to hedo. But I couldnt think of a place in the states that even comes close to the amount of freedom and choices that you have at hedo. I tried to figure up what it would have cost me to do all the things I did at hedo including the booze, and the food the cost was so much more than what it cost to vacation at hedo. I know I wouldnt have been able to do any of it with such a great group of people or come back home with so many new friends. The best thing about it is that I know I can do it cheaper next time. And there will be a next Time.
See you all at Hedo
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