Kevin & Molly - May, 2005 Wet, Wild, and Wicked

Wet, Wild, and Wicked
 
May 12-22
 
Kevin and Molly's rookie trip.
 
Everyone seems to start with the start of the trip.  Well ours started at 10:30 at night on the 11th.  It is a long haul from Vegas to Hedo.  Almost 13 hours of travel time door to door.  All was uneventful, and we arrived starving.  First experience, and not the last, of the Scotch Bonnet.  Then off for a little "NAP".  The weather was a little crummy that day, but no complaints I'm on vacation.  Woke up from the nap to an overcast sky, and headed to the nude pool for the first experience of freedom in public.  Well clothes are off and now what.  Drinks, yes lots of drinks.  Help the Jamaican economy by consuming some of their agricultural products.  Hey it is raining.  No problem, mon sit in the hot tub and drink.  The greetings begin.  Started to talk with almost everyone.  Sorry if I ramble on a bit, but I like to talk a lot.  First night was a little slow.  Long day with travel, and the night was ended at about 3 in the morning.
 
The next day is where it all gets fuzzy.  The euphoria of paradise makes everything seem like one day.  I know at some point in that day I met Dean and Lex.  I will just say that they are one hell of a couple.  Laughed my ass off non-stop around them.  Unfortunately, Lex fell a little ill on the trip, but the medication of alcohol and something else seamed to be working pretty good.  This was the beginning of many nights in the quad hot tub.  Lots of pitcher runs for vodka and cranberry juice.  Lots of wonderful images that will be remembered forever.  I digress.
 
All hell breaks loose.  The WWW group is coming in by the truck loads.  Pool is kind of quiet for a couple of days, now it is standing room only.  Bartenders are making drinks 3 at a time.  People are fraw-licking wildly in the pool, on the fountain, and in all directions.  Freedom is great.  I met like 3000 people.  I say that because everything is such a blur that you meet someone 3 times before you can remember their name.  Volleyball games begin.   Some were too serious, but still fun.  The rule is not to spike the ball on the girl in front of you, but to put it just high enough for them to jump for it.  That way we all win.  And don't forget the two titty rule.  I've never seen so many beautiful women in one place in my whole life.  I tried to flirt with everyone of them I think.  No, I did flirt with everyone of them.  Molly just reminded me.  We ate very good all nights except for one.  That was our own fault for missing dinner, and showing up for the scraps.  Way too much action going on in the pool to drag ourselves away for dinner.  The nights were filled with a little piano bar, laugh, disco, laugh, water sports, laugh, and a lot more laughing, and water sports, then some "NAPPING".  No one sleeps at Hedo.
 
I met the biggest stud ever.  Take note of what I am about to say.  There is a guy named Randy and his lovely wife Karen.  Randy has stock in laser hair removal, and don't let him tell you otherwise.  He has some of the most amazing barber techniques I've seen.  The girls were lining up, and I was fortunate enough to be a consultant.  Then he would feed them chocolate.  They would melt for him.  I was jealous as hell, but it was my first trip.  I took note, and next time he's not the only one that will be saying "You know you are a perfect candidate for laser".  Karen is amazing, and if we lived closer to them well beers would flow, and the laughs would never stop. 
 
There was a beautiful aerobics instructor named Kayleen.  I got winded a couple of times at class.  I know you aren't supposed to work out on vacation, but sometimes exercise is good.  Ryan, who is Kayleen's other half, is a great sport.  We had a blast with them.  There are so many fun and interesting people to meet.  I can't give a shout out to all, but I had a blast.  Simon and Sam had me cracking up.  The dreaded bread roll she ate earlier that day before dinner was not good.  Watch out for the toxic bread roll.  There were a couple of people over the course of 10 days that had those.  I think I ate mine the last night there.  In fact I can't think of one thing that I didn't enjoy the whole time I was there. 
 
If I learned anything while I was there it was don't make reservations for anything.  It always seems that they never are set for the right time.  You have to leave what you are doing to make a reservation.  Kind of tough sometimes.  If we bailed on you for a reservation don't hold it against us.  We were just hedonists.  Doing what we want when we want.  I've heard several people say that this was the best trip ever, but I hope that isn't true.  It was my first, and I only want them to get better.  Molly and I will be returning, because well it is just so nice.  I have problems now, and I need a fix.  Every girl I see I want to walk up to and hug them kiss them and flirt with them.  Molly wants to dirty dance nekkid at company functions.  Have we gone mad, or have we just found a place that lets us be us.
 
Take care all, and I enjoyed the hell out my trip.  More than I expected, but nothing bad.  Definitely will be doing this again.  Thanks Denny for putting something like this together.  You are the man.

I just have to give a shout out to a few people since Kevin is too busy to do so.. 

14 serving 7 SNOOP!!  And Bonnie- you must come out and well go to the Pink Taco

Dean - Never saw someone so happy and laughing all the time- and Lex- thank you, baby, for all the skin care, dresses and overall good time.  You should really let me send you some money (I was sweating like a pig!!)

Brian and Christina-  Ever present at the pool at 7:30 in the morning with his breakfast.  Were gonna get that painting done next time!

Rick and Debbie- you should really include a disclaimer before you start talking to people.  Rick, you really are lucky to be Debs wife!

Kayleen really, all those aerobics classes are gonna wear you out, girl!  How do you do it?!  And Ryan- you still owe me one, one day Ill collect.  What WAS that password??

Single guy Brian- we did enjoy your company.  Well whoop it up at an LSU game!!

Deb- Thanks for the hat.  Without it I wouldve been just extra toasty!

Fireman Freddie and Tracy- Glad we got to know you guys, too bad it was near the end.  But well see you in Vegas soon!

Single people who rode over on the bus with us- Heather, Beth and Rob- glad to have gotten to know you guys, wish we couldve recruited you over to the nude side!!  Dammit, Rob, take those pants off!!

Good Sister Mary Katherine and Uncle Lou- so wonderful to have met you both!!  Lou- thats a really big horse you have- and he whinnies when I pet him!!

Don and Jeanne- the cutest couple ever to come out of Oklahoma!  Glad I could help with the research!!

Jay and Lynn and Steve and Bobbie Jo- What can you say but mmmmmm..hot tub!! 

Dave and Lisa-  Good waterslide run!!  Ill have to take you up on your offer next time!!

And The Brown Guy- what can you say about The Brown Guy except, well, nobody enjoys the sun like you!!

And now our vacation is over and its time to go home- BUT WAIT!!- Who is that girl in the Wet Wild and Wicked shirt walking through the bar in the Atlanta airport?!  Its Bill and Wendy!- sorry we didnt get to spend time with you during the week but it sure was nice having a beer with you!  It helped us hold on to Hedo for just a little longer. 

And everyone else Im sure I forgot!!  Thanks for making our first trip a truly memorable one!!

 
Kevin and Molly