May 2005 WWW Trip Report
Don & Jeanne
This was our first trip to Hedonism III and, like most first trippers, didn't know what to expect. We had never been nude outside of our house and didn't know how we'd feel about being naked around other people. We met several really fun people online though so figured this would be a fun experience. Boy what an understatement..
We started off with a rather easy trip to Montego Bay. We cleared customs and was on the bus in about 30 minutes. The bus ride was surprisingly not bad at all. It wasn't any worse than Mexico but may seem that way as they do drive on the wrong side of the road. Trip back was fine except I'd recommend people avoid Houston's George Bush airport..
It was evening by the time we got there and got checked in. We where hungry so we went to get some food and met some new people at our table. They then informed us about some freaky Canadians they where watching earlier... What they did to freak them out was never clear but it peaked our curiosity as much as I think it disgusted them. Didn't see them again though I imagine we were probably the topic of discussion at later in the week.
So we ate and decided to walk around and explore. We immediately ran into some of the people we had met online and started drinking. That eventually lead to the nude hot tub and.. well.... from here on out, our memory is a little fuzzy in several places.. Days and nights merged together until we really lost track of time. Of course there are the quotes (That's Hot!!) and several stories that'll have to stay at Hedo. I'm sure other people with better ability and clearer memory will report those. We do know that we learned a LOT at Hedo. So, in an effort to help those who are or might be going on their first trip, here is our list (in no particular order):
Things We Learned at Hedonism III
(aka: Everything I need to know in life, I learned at the nude hot tub)
1. Hedonism can produce a lack of sleep. Rest before you go and after you get back.
2. Drink as much water during the day as you can so you can drink more at night. (repeat).
3. A Long Island Iced Tea is NOT Ice Tea. (this bears repeating but...)
4. Lack of sleep and excess drinking can cause momentary lapses in judgment. Enjoy them!!
5. You'll be amazed at the topics of discussion when you're all in the pool or hot tub butt naked.
6. People are friendlier when they're naked.
7. Being naked is much easy than you think it'll be. Every shape and color is there and before long, it's no big deal.
8. Be nice to the bartenders, they mix your drinks and can hurt you. ( And they are really quite nice!)
9. The hot tubs have two temperatures, Off and Boil. And they get irate if you try and change it yourself now matter how drunk you are.
10. Different women's breasts DO taste different..
11. Rum cream does not taste better when inhaled.
12. Put something on your cup so you can tell it's yours. Or you'll never know what your next drink will be. (water, ewwwwwww)
13. Before attempting a double water slide run, discuss it. Maybe explain it twice if one or both of you are drunk, a newbie, or both. (Sorry Lynn)...
14. Random Hedo Injuries (RHI) will and do occur. The water slide is probably the main culprit but body shots gone wrong may be a close second.
15. Lexi has a future in radio. What a sexy voice.
16. Paradise By the Dashboard lights is WAY too long of a song to Karaoke.
17. Pay attention to the volleyball game. Volleyball is a dangerous sport. You can get hit in the head, spill your drink, or miss something like Simon being kissed by another guy..
18. Towels at the pools are a rare commodity. Hold onto them, don't let them out of your sight.
19. Showering is, and should be, a spectator sport.
20. The controls on the shower do nothing. Water temperature is controlled by random cloud movement. Get used to it and move around a lot as the water temperature fluctuates. If you do get the water temp good, share (see #19).
21. Drunk people taking pictures result in a lot of blurry photos. Which, in the end, maybe a good thing..
22. You really don't need much clothing. You could probably get away with one pair of real clothing to wear there and back, and costumes for theme nights.
23. The Karaoke machine is 2 octaves too high (that's my story and I'm sticking to it).
24. Water sliding naked is a MUST! Screaming makes it better!
25. If you wish it use the Jacuzzi tub, plan on running the jets before hand to flush the mold out. Afterwards it makes a lovely bath.
26. You must cover your bottom when you dine at Pastafari's with more than just a pair of pink panties.
27. Wear comfortable shoes to go dancing .... The music some nights is great and you will want to dance the night way. Well, at least I did.
28. Have fun with the Entertainment folks. They really work hard and want to make sure you are enjoying yourself.
29. DON'T ACT YOUR AGE!!! It is more fun that way.
30. There really should be a HEDO REHAB after your trip. It is REALLY hard to return to normal life afterwards. You will be tired, lonely, and you will miss your favorite drink and friends.
And the most important thing we learned?
Hedonism III is a good resort. But what makes it is the people. We're so glad we went down with the WWW group and can't wait to do it again.