Laird & Andra - December 2004 Wet, Wild,
and Wicked
To the people who made
this trip possible;
Andra, I love
you and am very proud that you chose to try the nude beach on the first day
and stick with it until you were comfortable!!!!!! You made our trip the
absolute best!!!! I would have not been the trip it was, had it not been for
you!!!!!!
Denny P, a
thousand thank yous for getting us booked, taking care of a minor prob with
air, and throwing the WWWW 2004 week long party!!!
Background;
We were both WWW virgins, this was my 2nd
time at Hedo II... We could not have picked a better group to go with... We
met a ton of good people and had an absolute BLAST!!!!! Here goes...
Getting there via Delta;
We found out through Denny's board about 2
weeks prior that our direct flights (Delta) both there and back had been
canceled... Denny was right on top of it and got us rescheduled!
Unfortunately it was an early AM flight (I don't blame Denny for that) and we
had to get up at 2:30 am to get to the airport and be on time for our flight (Gggggggrrrrrrrrr
Delta).
Customs and Immigration;
One good thing about flying early was no
lines anywhere, no questions, no searches, all of 15 or so minutes to clear.
Transferring to Air Jamaica;
No problem, flight on time.
Arriving in MoBay;
30-45 minute wait at Immigrations, Cleared
Customs in two minutes or less. Went to the SuperClubs lounge and met
some fellow WWWers. 15 minutes later we were on the "Bus Ride from Hell"
(it really wasn't) to Hedo. The bus ride went smooth with no problems
and a bunch of excited people ready to get to Hedo. About an hour and
half later we pulled up to Hedo (no beer stop).
Hedo;
No problem checking in, our room was ready
as soon as we got there and we put our bags in the room and went to lunch.
Soon after, it was time to head to the Nude beach for Andra's first time being
nekkid. We got a nice spot on the "hook" and she laid in a ball on the
lounge chair the rest of the day. Though Andra didn't get totally
comfortable with being nekkid, she was able to reach a comfort level that
allowed her to enjoy being on the nude beach. The rest
of the week went mostly like this..... Get up, shower, eat
breakfast, head for the nude beach and hang out with WWW friends. Lunch at
Robert's or the main dinning hall and back to the nude beach to hang with our
WWW friends. Watch the sunset, back to the room, relax, shower and get
ready for dinner with our WWW friends. Wander to the nude hot tub around
11 or 12....
WWW
One awesome group of people!!!!!! We met so
many people, yet we missed the opportunity to meet so many more (291
registered WWWers makes it hard!!!!!). Everyone we met was friendly! We
could not have asked for a better group of people!!! We plan on attending with
WWW in 2005 and try and meet the people we missed, as well as hang with the
people we met this year!! To all our new friends, You guys are the best!!
NON WWW people;
Every bit as friendly as the WWW people.
We met or saw people from England, France and Greece or Italy.
Nude Beach and Hedo Staff;
Great place to be! Many thanx to Augustus
for helping to keep the beach clean!!! I can't remember if he told me to "get
off his beach," but I most certainly would have objected to leaving!!!! LMAO....
If you get the chance, just say hello to Augustus, as well as the rest of the
Hedo staff as well. They work very hard and deal with people in varying
states of intoxication all day!
The fresh grilled lobster we bought one morning
and asked Robert to cook was awesome! The entire staff was great!!!
The Magical Mystery Beach Bash;
One hell of a good party with great
entertainment and great items for auction!!! Many thanks to those responsible
for putting this on, hope it happens again next year!
Erotic Gift Exchange;
What a blast!!! Many thanks to those who put
it on and organized it!!
Theme nights;
We saw some excellent outfits and lots of
sexy WWWers each and every night!!! We especially liked Patriotic, PJ, Black
and Glow, Toga and Pirate nites.... wait, that's all of them!!!!
Hehehehehee
Piano bar;
We were only in there one night with the new
piano player. We didn't stay long enough to really get an impression of
the piano player, but it was NOT the party atmosphere that I experienced last
year (that may change in the future, or maybe we just didn't stay long
enough...) I did manage to sing on karaoke nite, 1 song for Andra and
one for the fun of it. Thanks to everyone who put up with my singing!!!
Disco;
We only went on PJ nite.... It was loud and
packed on the dance floor, but still very much enjoyable.... This is the nite
that Andra got hooked on "Terrance ( one of the bar tenders) Specials".... We
don't know what alcohol he mixed in that drink, but it was dayum good and had
a quick intoxicating affect!!!!.
Hot Tubs (Nude and Prude);
Temperatures ranged from luke warm to almost
too hot at both. The nude hot tub had a strong chlorine/bleach odor on
two of the nights, but I blame that on us getting in right after it was
treated. Overall, a good time with no problems!!
Vinnies/ Walleys;
There were few
in numbers, mainly harmless and quite amusing to watch as they "trolled the
tub" going from action to action (see also PDAs/ PDPs). Never saw any of
them cause problems and Andra was in good WWW company when I left her to go
the privy or the bar.
PDAs/ PDPs;
They were "sights to see" from time to time.
Daytime, night time no sex police evident. The ones during the day (at
least on the nude beach) you actually had to look hard to find. The
nightly hot tub trip had them as well and the midnite ring toss was fun to
watch.
Food:
I can only gauge against one other trip to
Hedo II, but man the food was awesome!!! I was told that the new head Chef has
only been there a very short time and he has done an awesome job!!!!!
Pastafari was good, at
Munhana the food looked and
smelled good, but I don't think our food got cooked enough as we both got a
little sick the next day, we did not eat at the
Scotch Bonnet. The Friday nite gala was just
awesome!!!! Plenty of lobster for everyone!! I heard a lot of people got sick
late that night and early Saturday (we did not), but I won't try to speculate
as to why. Robert's Grill
was awesome as usual.
Activities;
We sailed, kayaked, went on the nitetime Cat
cruise, went on the glass bottom boat ride, rode horse back (awesome!!!!!) and
generally became sand slugs!!!!!
By the middle of the week Andra was
comfortable enough on the nude side and was wanting to book for next year!!!!
We had the time of our lives and look forward to many more to come!!!
Missing in Action;
I probably missed sometings that we did and
didn't name names cause I wouldn't want to leave anyone out! We look forward
to being a part of WWWW 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you there!!!
Advice to people thinking about going;
Just go (WWW would be a good time)!!!! Give
it a try, you very well may be suprised!!!
Laird &
Andra