This was our first time traveling with Dennys WWW group to Hedo 3 and it wont be our last! We planned our trip to be with both WWW and with friends that we met on previous trips.
Unlike on our last trip, this time we had no problems in arriving to Jamaica or departure. We even managed to arrive at the resort earlier then we expected. Thanks to the great Hedo staff we were able to get the room we requested. Paulette in reservations is just great and she really goes out of her way to make sure that your stay is everything that you expected. Check in was a breeze since we took a cab in. There was no line up waiting to check in.
Okay, there is really not that much negative about a Hedo trip, but things do need to be looked after by the management. The only time that we had hot water to shower upon arriving at Hedo was when we went home and turned on our own shower. Some days it was just down right out cold, other days it was lukewarm. Not once did we even contemplate on using the whirlpool tub since there would not have been any hot water to make it worth the effort.
The quad hot tub was literally outside our door and upon arrival we discovered that it had no heater. Apparently the heater in the nude hot tub broke so they just took the heater from the quad and brought it over to the nude side. It took almost a week before the quad finally got a heater. Still they have not figured out how to set the temperature. It is either too hot or too cold. All in good time, soon cum.
The quality of the food in the main dining room certainly declined our first week at the resort. Within one day, we started asking where Dave was (the Food Service Manager) discovered that he was on vacation. Apparently like everywhere else when the cat is away the mice will play. Noticed as well that Kevin Levee also left within a few days of our arrival, we were reassured with a broad smile from Sophie that Kevin didnt leave because we arrived lol.
Rain day vouchers. For the life of us we cannot figure out why they are not prepared in advance. It rains for a full day; one would think that each guest would receive an envelope with his or her appropriate voucher. No, you have to request it on the day you are leaving. The standard response is that we are preparing it and you will receive it shortly. Your bus is now waiting for you to board. They give you the voucher, except it does not include all the days. No time to debate with the resort since you now have to get to the airport. Not to mention those poor souls who do not know that they are entitled to a voucher.
There is nothing like the staff immediately upon your arrival to say Welcome Home and they really mean it. The majority of the staff goes out of their way to make your vacation the experience that you expect and want. It does not matter how trivial your request may be, if they can do it they will.
We were at the resort for 12 nights and had the privilege to have our trip overlap a number of groups, some of which we have partied with in the past and some of which we just met.
Immediately upon arrival we went to our room to drop the luggage and get nekkid. Arriving at the nude pool, Lou and I instantly ran into our good friends from previous trips Dave, Caroline, Harold and Shelley. Shelley asked Lou if he remember her and he replied; let me check your piercing and then I can tell you she did. At that time Dean of Dean & Lex came up to Lou and said; I would like to introduce myself I saw your picture on the WWW site. Lou was rather busy at the moment checking out what piercing Shelley had, and stating; Yes I remember it very well. You are the one with the salamander piercing Dean being the gentleman waited and then introductions were made all around.
For four nights (until the WWW group really showed up in force) we partied with Dave, Caroline, Harold, Shelley, Dean, Lex and Ron, Cathy, Gary and Donna (great choice of a pattern Donna for your 70s costume.) What a pair we made. Loved your tongue Gary (the Good Sister speaking.)
The laughs and times that we shared, will not be forgotten. We cannot forget the thong. Loved it Lex, you gave me the remote to hold in trust, sorry I entrusted it with others lol. Yet more others requested it. Okay remember you could have always taken the thong off, guess you enjoyed it too much.
Lou sends a special thank you to Ron and Cathy for the ice cube experience. Also for the great company and fun that we enjoyed on the volleyball court (okay in the pool.) Okay people understand that the nude pool area is not that big and the purpose of the game is summed up when asked the score it is always even. The main purpose according to Lou is to have the women jump for the ball. Spiking the ball is not a good idea; people get hurt both the participants and the spectators. Relax it is all fun. Scott and Mary you both know how to play ball!
The main arrival of the WWW group took place over the 14th and 15 of May. Sam and Simon F... Off loved it even if I couldnt understand it at first. Kevin and Sam, Lou loves your lipstick. The only thing that Lou has to say is that when he is pole dancing with a bunch of females, you should wait until he is finished. The moment you joined them, they immediately left Lou to be with you lol.
Welcome party was great but unfortunately, they moved it to the disco (apparently the resort overbooked the Scotch Bonnet, they should know who the man is.) Denny it was a pleasure to finally meet and party with you. You always had a warm smile for everyone, what a great person.
What a slip sliding away party we had when I showed up at the hot tub one evening with Eros Lou as well enjoyed ensuring that it was properly placed on each and every female that asked him.
Donna & Patrick, so sorry that I was not able to give you a proper send off, but thankfully Lou did. I was the one that was delegated to pack, okay I promised to do it the night before but we all know what happens on your last night at Hedo lol. Love the two of you; you certainly know how to party for virgins (sorry you are not virgins anymore.)
70s Pimp and Ho
Who can forget Jim Sue, Pimp, Ho and Independent, Jim you certainly did deserve to win, also thought that Sue should have won as well, she looked great, as did the Independent. Also Lou was excited to have won the 70s best male costume. Imagine that; win a bottle of over proof run at an all-inclusive resort.
But who am I to critize, I took part in the afternoon fest ivies on the last Friday when we were there and it was pouring rain, and won my own bottle of over proof for the best fake orgasm. Everyone though kept on coming to me and saying they didnt hear me say Lous name. I dont fake it with him so didnt call his name. Dont fake it with anyone so just rhymed off names of people that I didnt know.
As always, the girls that Lou picks out to train early in the day win the contest. So far his contestants come in first or second. This trip they were all first.
For the first time in almost four year we spent one day going off the resort, being the Thursday when it started to rain and rain. Went to Ochios to do some shopping, I know I say I hate to shop but sometime you just have to. Ran into Mo and Jackie (Hedo virgins) who went on the day trip to Dunns River etc. We rented a taxi to Ochio and they were on the bus trip. We asked the driver to take us to the Ruins, which is a restaurant that has it, own private waterfall. Lou thought at first that he wanted to have lunch there. It was great to check out but the menu was extremely limited.
Lou then arranged for our driver to take us to the Almond Tree. What a spectacular meal, food, atmosphere, $4.00 more per person then the Ruins but worth it. Meal overlooking the sea, seeing the ships, huge almond tree under which our table was situated and a cliff straight down to the sea. I would have paid that money just for the setting. The lunch that we ate, we could have easily paid over $100.00 here without the view, the food was great, service was spectacular and our private driver was fantastic. After lunch Lou got an early Fathers Day present!
In addition on this trip Lou arranged for our driver to take us to Fern Gully, aside from the accident (not ours) that I am sure there are many it was a great trip. What a beautiful place, I do believe that the exquisite E.C. Sly who left H3 apparently temporality is from Fern Gully. She was one of the main contestants last year for Miss Jamaica. Beautiful inside and out.
Canadian in Texas (Lee and Kerri, you two were great. Loved your voice Lee and the great Hedo spirit that you both shared. Hopefully next time you will decide to sleep and party at Hedo. Let us know. Glad to have met fellow Canadians. Loved intruding Kerri to Sam.
There were other Canadians. Only a Canadian would go to purchase shoes and think they were about $80.00 discover after that they were priced at over $600 and still buy them because they did not want to be embarrassed. Not this Canadian, but it is all good. Best line amongst many good ones was that Lou you can take off her panties; just watch the shoes. I was the one delegated to keep your panties all night long (after Lou had passed them around for everyones pleasure, and then I was responsible for returning them over breakfast, while l Lou sat there with his little boy smile. A good delegation of Canadian Beaver this trip for Glen at the piano bar, not only American Pie goes to Hedo so it was great to show him some beaver and some pudding from our friends from England.
Scott and Lisa the both of you were a blast everywhere that you went and partied. It was our pleasure to have shared your vacation with us. Mo and Raffi, so glad we were able to have educated two single Canadian males about how to have a good time at Hedo, hope it works out for the both of you. The young ladies that you met were absolute ladies. Hope it works out for all of you!
The Last Friday Night (Glen) Mind is getting a little foggy, CosmoGirl and M&M great to have met and partied with you if only for a short time.
Carl and Cathy what can I say. Two beautiful people, inside and out. The piano bar that evening had no more room left on it to dance. Memories like that will not be forgotten. The two of you really helped to make our vacation and we hope to see you both again.
Management dont read this part, I guess it really does not matter what the food is like, as long as we dont get sick, no hot water etc., etc., etc., the people and friends that you meet on a Hedo vacation is what make you come back time and again, it certainly does for us. Each time we think that it cant get any better but then we go again and it just keeps on getting better.