L & M - December, 2003 Wet, Wild, and Wicked

Winter WWW Dec 3-13th 2003

L & M (HedoCanucks)

This was our 3rd trip to H2 and the 2nd with the Dec. WWW group. Weve established our rhythm pretty well now on the trips as the consistency is pretty amazing once you touch down in Mobay. The memory is fading somewhat after 3 1/2 months but, here we go. NOTE: Weve tried to use board names in here so out of respect for privacy, if you use your real name on the board then thats whats here, otherwise well use an initial. Havent bothered with trip reports until now so here goes........some specifics & some generalizations from past trips.

The Trip There:

Uneventful but, as always, very long and tiring. We leave in the late afternoon, fly to Vancouver BC, take the redeye to Toronto, and then fly out the next morning to Mobay. Arriving at Hedo at about 4:30PM the next day means we are tired, in need of a wake-up shower, in CRITICAL need of Dirty Bananas and Red Stripes and we want to rip off the clothes & head down to the nude side. We got placed immediately in H Block on the upper floor near the back. Great location and, wouldnt you know it, the room is just like all the others that weve been in :) The first night we usually drink a bit too much and, after being awake for over 42 hours, we crash pretty heavily!!!

The 10 Days of Hedo:

Gosh, this is going to be tough and, as soon as we post, one of us is going to say "Did you remember to put in the part about............?".

The Routine:

Our days were actually very consistent and were generally as follows:

L wakes up & goes to get a carafe of coffee & a mug of OJ from the dining room, bringing it back & enjoying in the room as M wakes up. Negotiate who will go place towels and scary Canadian cigarette packages (empty, as markers but with the "diseased lung" graphics) on the chairs in our favourite spot in the sun & shade part of the walk down the nude beach from Delroys. Wander leisurely over to the dining room & grab a wonderful breakfast.......the first of the way-too-many meals of the day!! Wander back, put on suntan lotion, grab the mugs & head down to the beach. Order two 32oz mugs of Dirty Bananas as brunch. Lie on chairs in sun and alternate Mudslides, Seabreezes, & Red Stripe on ice (thats our equivalent of the "water in between drinks" that everyone suggests). Go out on our floats and float around in the ocean to cool off a bit once in awhile in the morning and, since by that time were generally starving from all the hard work, we start thinking about lunch.

We only made it up to the dining room for lunch twice, for the Wet T-Shirt & the Man in Motion. Since we LOVE Roberts grilled bacon-cheese-tomato sandwiches or bacon-cheeseburgers & fries, thats where we always like to eat. One sad note was that the oil for the fries was emptied and then there wasnt any for a replacement..GRRRRRRRRRRR........without fries for a couple of days and then they ran out another day. But, its all good and, somehow, we survived. :)

When the afternoon hits, we alternate between the beach and pool. The pool is the more social area in the afternoon but, since L goes on vacations for his R&R, he generally heads back to the beach chair at different times. At the pool, M once again received a wonderful massage from the magic fingers of MarlboroMan. Watching the various games that the ECs put on is lots of fun throughout the day.

This year, M really got into the volleyball so at 4PM each afternoon she headed down for the nude volleyball while L watched and enjoyed a drink & cigar. Since jerk chicken is earlier, its back to grab some chicken & fries in the hot tub. We didnt eat in the main dining room once this trip, either heading to Pastafaris or Munahanas. Generally the piano bar and the hot tub capped off the evenings.Great dancing on the piano by all the various WWW women at the piano bar. WooHoo!! Repeat above process for 9 more days.

Specifics:

It was great seeing people from last year and meeting new people. We headed off campus for the first toga night for a great lobster dinner at Xtabi with Gary & Georgette. Beautiful location, great meal, & wonderful people to enjoy it with!

MMT was a blast (thanks for organizing it, Partymon!!), and we got our necessary shopping done at Times Square and then we all stopped at 3 Dives for a great lobster dinner on the beach. At sunset, L got the BEST picture ever of M along with 2 other beautiful ladies on a picnic table with the sun setting between Ms legs. Stopped at Jennies on the way back for brownies ...........after last years hilarious episode with Sunlovers at Pastafaris on brownies, we were looking for a repeat. Unfortunately, the brownies didnt work at all so this was capitalism at its worst and best. Best, because they saved the cost of a bit of ganja so they made a few cents more off us.........worst, because I dont know if they stopped to think that most of us would be coming back next year and it pays off to have happy brownie customers. Oh well, its all good.

We always have to do the daytime nude cruise and the WWW one was a ton of fun, as usual. Thanks to Steve for the Jello shots!! Hopalong Storm made his debut as a mobility-challenged hedonist but he definitely made the best of it. No cliff jumping this time though, Storm!! Did the WWW night cruise too but preferred the day one so well probably stick to that next time.

Both Wet T-shirt & Man-in-Motion had groups of wonderful "competitors"......love the teeth & hair, Steve!! All of the ladies did a fantastic job of dancing in the Wet-T-Shirt and we even had a diversion with a lunchtime BJ happening at the next table in the main dining room during the competition. That was a first and it was hilarious watching the reactions of staff and other guests....sort of detached bemusement but nothing more. What a place!!!

This trip had a touch of the bizarre with the movie being filmed (no impact whatsoever on the nude side) and featuring Sherman Hemsley (sp?), Elvis, & Mini-mes friend/brother/relative. Well never forget at the end of a long long day, walking up to the dining room at about 1:30AM for a snack and seeing BIG Elvis saying to Mini-me walking up to the water slide "Hey little fella, lets strip down and go down the water slide!". Unfortunately, we just missed the famous Dallas VS Mini-me ping pong tournament but Sunlovers account of it was almost as good and had us in stitches......right down to the commemorative rock painted in H-block for this battle of the ping-pong titans!!

For PDAs, they were as plentiful as you would think.......just look around. The strangest PDA tale was when, late one night we stumbled over to the prude hot tub after watersliding and climbed in with Jacee to discover there was a great show going on with 4 or 5 young couples in all sorts of positions. We didnt really think too much about it and climbed in only to have them immediately stop everything, grab their towels and literally run away. We died laughing because maybe they thought it was like their parents watching or perhaps they didnt want to be seen........after choosing the prude hot tub immediately adjacent to the main dining room!! Weve never actually broken up a mini-orgy just by our mere presence. Pretty hysterical!!

We had lots of great dinners with friends and really have to say how much we enjoyed spending some time with Denny this trip and getting to know him better. Not only can he take responsibility for bringing a lot of us together on his excellent website/board but also for the WWW trips........he really is such a cool guy!!! Chicago Jakes humor kept us laughing whenever we had the opportunity to chat & Dianes "grandmas anal beads" story still gets us chuckling every time we think about it. Of course, checking out what the Sunlovers were able to scrounge up to wear was also a highlight (you MUST see their trip report)......ranging from foil to plastic bags but also some other great sexy stuff.

The piano bar was fun, as always, and hopefully Dave will come back from his hiatus. L was able to get the C half of Jacee up on the piano while he played Piece By Piece and Dave sang. She did a great dance and, apparently, its taken 5 years to finally get up there. Finally, on the last night,

M got up while L played and Dave sang and, after she stripped down, Dave got another guy up on the piano..........M was a bit shocked and, since the new guy didnt know we were together, he probably thought she would do the same "face plant" L got when he was playing Piece By Piece. Once he got naked, M got off the piano pretty quick!!! The piece-de-resistance was L playing Piece By Piece for the duo of Sabrina & Cherbunny, again with Dave singing. I know it was Sabrinas first time up on the piano but she was a pro, of course with excellent prompting by Cherbunny!! Kudos to the Hedo-Sluts and their renditions of Proud Mary.

On our last night, a group of us had to try out the different possible positions on the "swing" that Irish Eyes brought and set up in the tree by the floats. The funniest part was seeing everyone just trying to get into this thing without flipping face first into the sand let alone move in it. The screams of laughter must have been heard down at Sandals!

Lots of great times were had and, as always, it was both tiring and relaxing. There was so much more and so many great people that we couldnt fit in this rambling, nonsensical trip report. Silly little details pop up at the strangest times.......like when we walk out the door on a cold winter day, spot the John Deere tractor that we plow our driveway with and think about Smoothballs fascination with, and collection of, John Deeres.....we were joking about sending nekkid pics of us in the snow by the John Deere.

When we left, the send-off from Moon Hill was memorable with Sunlovers, Louie, & Denny doing the TP-hanging-from-the-butt routine as we drove away. It disgusted a prudish couple in front of us but perhaps they were from Grand Lido :) ........they didnt seem like Hedo folks from their reaction. But, here we are back home thinking about the next trip, laughing about the good times weve had, and looking forward to seeing the great people weve met there.

HedoCanucks