Kevin & Wendy Wet, Wild, and Wicked
This makes trip number three. As always,
we were looking forward to our trip, but with regret that several of our
friends would be unable to join us. We were however bringing two sets of
friends from back home and hoped that this would prove to still be a memorable
vacation. And was it ever. We began our trip by leaving behind a Noreaster
that dropped two feet of snow in our home state (glad we missed that). I
(Wendy) was the on site aerobics instructor traveling through Fitbodies. I was
slightly apprehensive, but had vowed to make the best of it. We arrived at
Hedo with Ken & Sue and Ray & Ann Friday at 1pm. I immediately hit Delano up
for a cake for Sues birthday and we found our rooms. Now after Sues party
that night everything kinda blurs together (geez and I dont even drink!). But
here are some highlights. We were thrilled and delighted to find out (Iggy
calls him Mr K, I call him big K) Big K and Vikki would be joining us for this
trip. Its was an absolute pleasure to see them again and to look forward to
those crazy songs of Big Ks. We spent our first few night hanging out with
Quintin & Kris and Kevin & Pamela before they left us earlier in the week. It
was great to see them all since we have partied with them both of our first
two trips. And I never get tired of stupid dick tricks by Quintin and foot
massages by Kevin (and of course Kris and Pamela looked ravishing as well). Of
course we also looked forward to seeing Jim & Rayne, Pat & Rupe, Bernie (Sam!)
& Elaine, Alan, Danimal, Iggy, Denny ... just to name a few (there are so many
more to name). By Monday I was on aerobics duty in the nude pool. Keep in mind
that I had never taught or even taken an aqua-aerobics class before. David was
gracious enough to help out (in his undies none the less!) Thanks to Sue and
Nika and all the lovely girls who joined me that day in the pool. And a huge
big thanks to Danimal to being my faithful student all three mornings (love ya
sweety). On Wednesday and Friday I had some other great participants too so
that was nice. Genevieve (gosh I hope thats right) was a wonderful woman I
met through aerobics and had some great conversation with too. It was nice to
meet you dear. Anyway, I digress. The aerobics went well. Kevin and Iggy were
gracious enough to offer their support each day watching me bounce away in the
pool (thanks Iggy). And you sure do owe Kevin a water balloon in the head next
year! I also did some classes in the gym and it was worth the effort to travel
through fitbodies. Especially Since I met David and listened to his goat
stories. We missed beach volleyball this year, but did some daytime nude
waterslide runs (a must). The night life was great too. Elvis and George
Jefferson were the topics of discussion and laughter. The Japanese restaurant
was a blast... especially passing those glow sticks!! It was also great to
meet our new friends Craig & Gloria and Tricia & Jim. We had fun with them and
hope to keep in touch. We did several "new" things on this trip which was
great. Jim and Rayne took us into Negril for shopping plus we walked across
the street to the market place. OK so this wasnt a huge deal but still new to
us. We did buy a few things so it was worth the trip! We went on the sunset
cruise to Ricks, which was awesome. We met some great people and had the
cruise almost to ourselves. It was a small group and the sunset was fabulous.
A highlight in our trip this year :) And we actually got involved in a little
PDA (I know, I know but usually we just watch) I am very reserved most of the
time. But this year, well we jumped into the thick of things!! We met some
nice couples we wish we could have had more time to hang out with too. Chris &
Kelly and Gene & Leslie, the day pass people from Quebec Luke & Chantal, Nika
& Jeff, John & Pam and Shannon & Pete to name a few. Then of course there was
the staff. We always look forward to seeing Delano, Rory, Ashley and Ray Ray
as well as Augustus. This year Augustus was in rare form and kept asking
everyone if they had their butt plug. We had many laughs over that. And I am
sure there were more things that I have forgotten to add, but the point is, it
was a blast. A trip worth remembering. Our great friends Ken and Sue were
wonderful and we had a fabulous time with them. We did many dinners with Ken
and Sue and our newer friends from Maine, Ray and Ann, at Pastafaris. It was
nice to be with good friends. Sue and I found a pet "crabby" to feed special
treats to on our trip as well (wink). A few noticable changes this year was
much faster bar service at Delroys, somewhat cleaner bathrooms by the pool,
and having jerk chicken at 4:30 is much better than at 6 in the past. I also
really enjoyed the XXX gift exchange, although the bar was way too hot! In
conclusion, we ended the trip with a bus ride full of friends singing Big Ks
song about nudes having more fun. We ate at Margaritaville, waited for our
delayed plane and finally flew home to 18 more inches of snow and cold
weather. I cant wait until next time!
Wendy & Kevin
