Wow! I have been thinking about our WWW Hedo III May trip, and all I can say is WOW! I was more than apprehensive when we booked this trip. I figured nothing could really equal the H2 experience and all the friends we had met there. Boy was I wrong. Like most people, I am not a proponent for change so to go to H3 was a big step. When we first arrived, I hated, yes I said it I hated H3! I didnt like the bus ride, how tiny the resort was, I wasnt wild about how involved the entertainment staff was with the group and everything seemed so small. Where were Scumba, Michelle and Delroy with my drinks when I arrived? Where were all the familiar pool staff, Alisha my cleaning lady, wheres the real gym, etc????? Oh no what had I done??!!?? After about a day and a half of sulking, and Kenny constantly saying how much he loved H3, I started to realize, Hey this place isnt so bad, it really does have some charm. All of a sudden the walk up that hill to eat or go to the gym wasnt missed so much. I loved my room with its new furniture, mildew free walls and ceilings, working AC unit, French doors, beautiful windows, awesome bathroom with natural light and water that didnt scald or freeze my skin. Oh my God, I was beginning to convert!! Now dont get me wrong. My heart to this day still belongs to H2. I mean, why build a new Hedo and make the hot tub smaller? Duh! Why are the beach and pool so separate? Whats with the poolside grill? Yuk! Roberts Grill can kick your ass any day of the year. But I digress. What make Hedo, well Hedo? The people. How lucky we were to have such a wonderful and diverse group. Although we didnt get a chance to chat with everybody, the people we met were fabulous. Chaz and Suz, it was a pleasure to met you both and an honor to have our toy become a part of your sexual fun. Just remember Chaz, Suz will still need you because you can pick up the kids occasionally and do well some stuff around the house. Chaz, thanks for sticking your ass in Kennys face. I think hes suffering from posttraumatic stress disorder. Well get you. Remember, we have your address and phone number. Mike and Becky, your wedding was an event to remember. It was so romantic and Becky looked so beautiful. Yes, I cried and Kenny got very amorous that day. By the way, thanks! Jay and Teri, you guys have got to win the award for the most creative people we have ever met! Your costumes for masquerade night were AWESOME. Mark and Lisa, what can we say, now you guys are part of our Hedo family. We think you are well, fantastic. Its amazing how four people can met and be so similar and compatible. How many times do you meet a couple and within one day the husband rubs your neck and the wife dances topless with you in a disco. You guys rock! We miss you so much already. You truly are the hearts that made our trip so special. As for our crossover family: David and Tracey, Toni and Kenny, Denny and Mike. We love you all. You are what make us come back to Hedo over and over again. David we love your funny stories and t-shirts. Can we buy into a franchise of your tattoo business? Tracey, you are beautiful inside and out. Im so glad you didnt change your mind as you got older. Lets stick together!! Toni and Kenny, you are the life of the week, the spark, stealer of patties from the Scotch Bonnet, and truly some of the funniest people we have ever met. As you told us about a year ago, it never ends it just continues. Not a truer word was ever spoken. Were so glad you were right. By the way, what ever happened to all the condoms from the bare as you dare night in the disco?? Denny, you are our fearless leader and most of all we consider you our friend and Hedo brother. Mike you are our friend, resident photographer and diver extraordinaire. Next time girls decide to get you on all fours in a disco and whip you - know when to say when, mon.
To all of our friends new and old, thanks for a great week. We couldnt have had a better time with better people. For anyone we missed mentioning, you can hold it against us and make us buy this first round of drinks next year!!!! Love to all,