Trip Back Home J
December
7th-15th, 2001
Jim
and Nissa
Our trip back to our sunny home was glorious. We would like to write a day by day, but we honestly CANT!!!! The following will shed some light as to why the days became blurred and some days are just missing.
We took Timair for the first time and
were joined with Steve and Char for our flight to Negril.
The only disappointing part was that the plane was so packed in that I
(Nissa) was stuck back in with the luggage and also had a large carry-on that
I was handed to put on my lap. I
was unable to move let alone shed any clothes in which I wanted to do so
desperatelyJ
Our room was on first floor two doors
from the nude hot tub and what a great room!!!!
Upon making it to the nude pool we ran
into Rupe and Pat, Bernie and Elaine and we were told that we needed to catch
up in which we did, hence the start to our vacation and the memory lapseJ
We brought our own raft to only use it
three times L We promise ourselves that next
time we may actually use it and relax a little, but I am not sure if that is
in Jims nature. Anyone else
want to share a raft with me next winter and relax is sure welcome J
The dreaded shots every afternoon right
before nude volleyball sure did give the nights a good start.
The purple mother f.kers were
HORRIBLE!!!!! I will stick with
the blow-job shots (THANKS KRIS FOR TURNING ME ON TO THOSE!J!)
Jim, Hedoking, was able to get the hot
tub security man to bring him a gallon of purple mother fkers to the hot
tub, put a towel over the light and crowned him KING!!! The security guard them left Jim in charge of the hot tub and
we never seen him again that night. I believe this has gone to Jims head a
little too much J
Slutting for Hedo bucks was a blast and
all the people back home really appreciate the rum we brought back.
WARNING!!!
If you bring down candles and/or condoms there is a high demand for
them from the entertainment coordinators, so make sure if you bring some to
share J
Dennis is the man of the trip.
The outfit in the men in motion contest sent fire all through my body
and I am still waiting for Dennis to put it out. if he dares to try!!!
While Purple mother fkers do my
husband in, the combination of red stripe, champagne, and those double rum
Jell-O shots are dangerous for me, right Dennis, Steve & Nancy, and Bernie
and Elaine? How long can Nissa hold her breath!?!
Thanks Jim and Leesa for the Champagne
and Jim has finally learned how to acquire champagne. He went into Pastafaris with just a towel on and was given
champagne and a couple glasses rather quickly J
If anyone wants a great dinner partner
there is Hedobob. He had myself
and others laughing hysterically at Pastafaris one evening.
Thanks Bob.
We cannot forget the EROTIC nighttime
catamaran cruisethat is all I will say for you would have had to been there
to experience this once in a lifetime adventure J
Jim would like to mention that he was
more than happy to help Rupe and Pat out and if you need the help next year he
will be of service then also J
We cannot forget Elaine, the pee camel,
and Bernie, whom I vow to buy you a special pee bucket, but you need to find
your own piss boy.
I also want to know if next year I can
ride on the handlebars Jerry? I
still laugh when I think of how those handlebars affected Bob J
We have so many friends that we are
grateful for and we felt we were torn between where to go and what to do on a
couple occasions because we were invited to so many outings, thank you
everyone for such a great time. Yet the most important invitation we received
and accepted was going along with Denny and Diane to the primary school of 3
to 5 year olds to pass out the Christmas presents!!! These children lit up our lives.
It was the best heartwarming Christmas present anyone could have given
me. The children lit up to the
arrival of Santa and his elf. I
will never forget the expression of one little girl when the first present was
given out. She saw the present
and quickly clasped her hands and put them to her mouth and started shaking. I started to get teary eyed.
Another great site was the little boy with a red baseball cap on that
was opening his present (they were told not to open them yet).
This little boy would tear a little bit and then cover the tear up with
his red handkerchief. Jims favorite was the little boy that had a big present
and was troubled that he could not fit it in his desk.
This little boy then would tear at his present and then quickly retreat
his hand to look around to see if he was going to get caught.
When you see a child protect one color crayon that fell out of his
crayon box like it was a treasure, you sure learn to appreciate all the things
that we take for granted. I have
some pictures that I took while there and hope they turn out.
If they do turn out I will share them with everyone.
This is an experience of a lifetime and I hope to be able to relive it
every year we attend, if we are lucky enough to be invited again. Thank you
Denny and Diane for this great opportunity.
If you EVER need partners again for this adventure please look in our
direction. You know I loved
it because I gave up Jim being in the Men in Motion contest to attend this
school (actually Jim overheated from the trip and was ill when the contest
started L)
We now want to thank all of our great friends we met and will anticipate enjoying your company next year. These are our wonderful friends and I will apologize a head of time if I leave anybody out. I can not remember my days I will be extremely lucky to remember all the wonderful people we met J
Next year maybe I will break my record of holding my breath under water in the hot tubJ
Bernie & Elaine, Kris & Joe, Rupe
& Pat, Jim & Leesa, Bob, Diane, Jim & Janie, Dennis, Zilla &
Dave, Jerry & Edie, TWayne, Steve & Char and of course the famous
DennyP.
Bring on the Purple Mother F..kers!!! and
those double rum Jell-O shots (thanks Steve and Char!!!)
We hope everyone made it home safe for the
Holidays and we wish for you a safe trip back to Jamaica next year to try to
top this year J