Brett & Christie

Hmmm, how to start.  This was our 4th trip and our trip report has always be written by our fellow May Slug.  So, I guess, since she couldnt make this trip, its left to me.  

This trip was planned (on Sept 8th) as my 40th birthday gift from Brett (my WONDERFUL husband).  Now, had there not been an Air Jamaica sale and been pressed to make a definite decision by that date we might not have gone and we would have missed an incredible time. THANK GOODNESS FOR DEADLINES!  

Our trip out of Newark to Montego Bay then Tim Air to Negril was business as usual.  We at arrived at Hedo after the majority of the WWWers and therefore DID have to wait for a room.  However, due to an upgrade requested by Dan Hill (for my bday) we got ocean front nude overlooking the shuffleboard court.  The best part about the room was that during our past three visits that area of the beach was known to us as Slugdom where we spend MANY MANY hours doing nothing. As much as I LOVE H-block, it was great to be able to jump out of my window to get Bretts forgotten shoes before dinner. (Did I mention that it was the first floor!)  

ANYWAY, we arrived around lunch time and were greeted by Kris and Joe.  They are some of our fellow slugs, (WAIT theyre much more than that theyre good friends and just happen to be fellow slugs) who had planned to come for the Winter WWW and we planned our trip to be there with them (and Patty & Rupe of course).  At lunch we met Zilla, Duck and Dennis who added so much to our trip I cannot even begin to describe. I will ask now for the forgiveness of all of those that I do not mention, but I SUCK with names and struggle all week to remember the few that I do.  From this point on much of the week runs together.  The highlights are as follows:  

         First and foremost, meeting all the wonderful WWW folks.  Denny & Diane, youre two of the warmest people ever and made us feel welcome right away.  

         One thing happened that surprised even me Kris and Brett set me up with Dave so that I ended up performing on the piano to Piece by Piece in Veronicas.  Something I SWORE Id never do, but..hey, its Hedo, and frankly Im glad I did it. (thanks guys)  

         Dennis, you made being a single man at Hedo look easy, and I know its not.  As I told you when we were there, youre a nice man, and Im so glad that we can call you friend.  Oh, and that goofy look on your face when you danced in your uniform will be one I never forget.  Oh yea, and wearing that hat to the tub???  Too funny.  At least you were able to fulfill one of Kris fantasies.  

         Duck & Zilla, you are two of the most intelligent, quick-witted folks I know! (yep.. you have me completely fooled!)  You still got it Duck!  I thoroughly enjoyed ALL of the time we spent together and I REALLY hope youll join us in May!  

         Afternoons in the pool are always a highlight even though I felt a little tame this year.  However, I did dance on the table in the pool with Kris (something I tend to scold Kris for) and guess what Kris.. I even jumped out of the cold tub into the pool (at Marinas insistence).. livin on the edge I guess.  

         Dinner in the cage (where the animals belong) with Duck, Zilla, Dennis, Hazel & Jamie were always greatthen on to Veronicas then the Tub was a nightly routine.   

         A group of us were trying to decide if we were going to attend the returnees party, but didnt want to leave the pool to get dressed.  So we all decided to wear the latest designer trend.. a towel a la Rupe (pronounced Rupe-A).  We arrived only to discover that we were not the only ones.. but that there were about 10 others that did the same. What a great idea.. cocktail party.. a few munchees then off to shower and change for dinner.  

         It was a thrill to get to meet Chris and Doug.  You guys are just as cool as I thought you would be.  Doug, we enjoyed listening to your rendition of Hedonismville everynight in Veronicas. (and thanks for taking my toga away as I took it off  Piece by Piece)  I must say a special thanks to Chris.  While in Hedo we got the, not unexpected, news that my brother had succumbed to his battle with cancer.  I was in the ladies room near Veronicas washing my face during a mild meltdown when Chris came out of the stall and asked what was wrong.  When I told her, she took me outside and sat with me, just listening and talking until Brett came to find me.  She didnt need to do that, to take time from her vacation to worry about a stranger, but she did, and I want to say thank you.   

         Joe, let me add, that you were also very supportive that night, and I meant to say thank you all week but never got a chance. Kris, ever the little sister, (and shot queen) made sure that we all did flaming Bob Marley shots that night, in my brothers honor.  I must say, my family thought that was great!  THANKS.  Kris you ARE the party girl!  Wherever you go the party follows.  You know I love you and Im there for you always!  Joe.. you and me.. quiet but deadly!  

         Jamie & Hazel,  it was great spending time with you wish it could have been moreSorry it took me 3 days to realize that you were THE Hazel.  You guys were a lot of fun!  

         Dave & Debbilee thanks for organizing our adventurous trip over to Bloody Bay for lobster.  While
we were scared when we got off  the boat it was TRULY an adventure.. thanks for including us!  

         The construction was a slight nusiance.  Although some nights it felt more like a challenge.  Hmmm how do we sneak Denniss firefighter uniform up to the stage w/out anyone seeing us???  Just go THROUGH the construction in the DARK and try not to break your neck!  It will be interesting when its complete, but I could have done without all the off-roading we did since one of the things Ive always loved is a week w/out shoes!  

         Im mentioning the food here only because people always do.  We dont go hungry.  Theres always food to eat.. I LOVE grilled cheese and fries from Roberts and a nice hearty bacon and egg breakfast.  Other than that its just to keep me going so the alcohol doesnt get the best of me!  

         We hear ad nausium that Hedos about the people.  Well, add my vote.  Theres nothing or no one like it.  We could meet the same people at home and never exchange glances much less hellos and naked body hugs.  Hedo equalizes everyone and everything.  Were just people who love to have fun and dont have to hide HOW we like to have it.  

Five nights is NEVER enough at Hedo, but as a bonus trip this year it was great.  Hedo is a place that renews me and renews US.  Brett and I enjoy being who we are, and enjoy watching each other have fun both together and a part.  No pressure.. just fun.  We come home more in love, with more of an appreciation of what we have and a whole lot more relaxed.  This report surely doesnt put into proper words all of our feelings about this trip or its people.  It was great, you all are great, the trip was great  

THANKS DENNY for putting such a great group together. Honestly, without your board, I dont know if I could have ever made my first trip and its been a staple of my online time ever since!  ( I know I know, Im a voyeur.. I dont post much..everyones already said what I want to say)     

Christie & Brett