Bernie and Elaine - WWW2001 Winter Trip Report
December 7-15, 2001
These
trips keep getting better and better!!!
We started out
at the Philly airport, wondering what we would encounter as far as increased
security. Well, not too much more than last trip, except for being duped by
the security guard. We headed up to the security entrance and saw a short
line. We were pleasantly surprised until we heard the security guard say, The
line ends here, it begins over there, and as we rounded the corner we
indeed saw a longer line. Dj vu set in as I remembered that same line from
one of the best Christmas movies of all time, The Christmas Story, and
proceeded to say the next lines.I like the wizard of Oz. I like the
tin man. Bernie started laughing, but other people in line were not as
amused, as they looked at me sideways. Obviously, they dont have our taste
in movies.
Of course, I
(Elaine) was my usual worrisome self on the plane, all the while saying to
myself. Please dont crash. Please dont crash. Oh God, please
keep us from crashing. When we landed, I unclenched my hands and I was fine.
When we finally boarded the little van to head over to Timair, we met two
other couples that were also flying to Negril. We knew they were 1st
time Hedonites when the driver asked where they were staying, and there was a
slight pause. I remember doing the same thing when we went to Hedo for the
first time. It was Courtney and Renata, and Chuck and Debi.
I wont go
into too much detail for the rest of the trip. It was an action packed
vacation. I would have liked to sleep more, but I would have missed out on a
lot of fun.
Just a few
highlights worth mentioning:
We
got our room keys right away and it was an excellent room.
Bernie
needs a piss boy next year. anyone willing to volunteer? You will work for
tips.
Lots
of NBH.
Interrupting
Rupe and Patty (what was taking so long???? Rupe only needs a towel) before
heading over for toga night.
Lots
of dice playing (thanks Steve and Nancy), jello shots (thanks Steve and Char),
sambuca (thanks Patty for sharing and helping our sore throats), car washing
(thanks Chris Santilli for turning us on to that one!), and of course, lots of
drinking and laughing.
Superman,
for the show, not once, but twice!!
Steve
(or should I say TWayne) and his ducky!!!
Bernie
would like to thank Jim (of Jim and Janie) for showing him a side of Lana in
the hot tub that he hadnt seen before!
Thanks Jim and Nissa and Jim and Janie for being
there this year. We missed you last year and hope it doesnt happen again!
The
peeping Bernie incident. Steve and Nancy are privy to that one. You
just cant scratch your balls in private anymore, can you Steve?
Bernie
christening the new prude (or is it nude?) pool and dancing with Edie and
Patty on the pool table.
Thanks
HedoBob for thinking of us. You are such a great friend!
Lots
of shooting stars. The sky was beautiful at night!
King
Jim. He was the master at making sure everyone had enough drinks at the late
night hot tub. Its good to be the King!
Getting
caught by Rupe, the official panty checker, with a thong on at dinner one
night.What was I thinking? I had to hand them over and he kept them for the
whole week! I guess he needed them more than I did!
Bernie
finding the true blonde (and verifying it!)
in the disco on PJ night!
Lots
of volleyball. Heck, I even played this year!
Bernie
would like to thank Kris for wearing her pilot skirt and for helping him raise
the flag. In fact, he would like to thank all the WWW women for their efforts
in raising the flag on patriotic night!
We were so glad to meet a lot of new friends. Scott
and Val, Kris and Joe, Zilla and Duck, Courtney and Renata (congratulations on
your engagement!), Thea (hope you werent too mad when you saw us cavorting
with Tex while you were gone, but heck, he had a big smile on his face, didnt
he?), Superman Dennis, Jaime and Hazel, Rick and Laura, Keith and Ursula,
Chuck and Debi, Sam and Dale, and many others I know Im forgetting.
Last of all, all
of our repeat friends really made this vacation special. You guys are the
best! DennyP, Diane, Steve and Char, Steve and Nancy, Patty and Rupe, HedoBob,
Jerry and Edie, Jim and Leesa, Jim and Nissa, Jim and Janie, Randy and Jean,
Twayne, and Danimal. I hope I didnt miss anyone.
Well, back to
the grind and hope we will all see you next year!! I hope the construction
gets done without the efforts of Construction Managers Bernie and Jim! Maybe
theyll get a call soon from the Hedo management.
