PINKS
TRIP REPORT (WITH IRISH
SIDE
COMMENTARY)
Saturday- 7/07
Well the anticipation for the trip nearly killed us. However the day finally
arrived
and
we were on our way. We flew out of Toronto International Airport and other
than
a spilled glass of red wine on white pants, the flight was uneventful
Jamaicas blue water visible from the window made me tear up and I knew I was home. At the Superclubs desk we met Carla (cnauricej) and made fast friends. We loaded onto the bus and we were off. Most of the conversation was calming of Carlas nerves over visiting the nude side and being naked. (more on that one later) Road to Negril was not any worse than last year and is paved in a couple of spots. We arrived too late for Tim Air. (thank god!- wait more on that later too). Two hour bus ride but we had great company so the trip was not unbearable.
Arrived
at the Hedo desk at 9:30pm and we had key in hand within 15 minutes. BIG
NOTE HERE... The greeters true to their word were Jim and Diane, both so sexy
you want to eat em up. RO! where were you? I was looking forward to a
dropped
towel and my mudslide presentation! So much trouble you are to keep track of.
LOL.
We were disappointed not to get Room 2151 for all of 30 seconds at which point
Diane hollers out Thats next door to us! We screamed like we had been
poked!
We got our key to 2134 and off to change we went. We met up with Romeo (great
guy if you see hi tell him Pink says HI) on the way and followed him to our
room. Our
vacation has begun.
From here to the following Saturday I feel I must put in a disclaimer. The
trip is
fuzzy in parts, and I know we misbehaved in numerous ways. If you do not see
an
incident written and you know it happened one of two things has occurred.
Either
our memory was overcome by alcohol or smoke, or it is a what happens at Hedo
stays at Hedo moment. If you are reading this report for titillating tales
read
between the lines LOTS happened... Not anyones business but ours.
That said, Veronicas was great we enjoyed Diane renaming Leanne to bitch
and
the quiet time with Dyan was a great lead in to our evening. I think we made
it to
bed around 1:30
Sunday- 7/08
Woke up around 6am (which became pretty standard for the week Clocks were set
by
us) First morning down on beach and found no coffee and no one around this
early.
So off to the dining room. The morning went fast and it was soon time for the
welcome party (truthfully by then the local tobacco company had visited and
most is
blurry)
Welcome party was awesome. Again meeting old friends and a few new ones. The
scavenger hunt for people was a hoot, and the food was great. Again thank you
Denny and Dyan for putting that together.
Had dinner that night at Pastafaris Great food great company. Di and Jim you
two
are even sexy when eating. Jody was that moaning from your end of the table?
Monday 7/09
BLURRY/ BLURRY/BLURRY! Someone please email me details on how bad I was.
Somewhere in here was a massage, I highly recommend unless you have back
difficulties. I have a chronic back problem and felt wonderful all day until
I went to
lay down have no idea if it was massage or all the activities of the day LOL
this was
an active day. Wet T-shirt day had arrived and I know I sobered up somewhere
on
the dance floor. BUT WWW ladies ROCK! Actually we rocked we rolled we
gyrated and bumped and grinded Back stage was where the better show was! We
were led off by our brave and wonderful virgin Melissa baby you were
grrrrreat!
we found out that Beth has remote control breasts, and Shelli was surgery
needed to
get that smile off your face? Backstage there was water fun, ice fun, and
scissor fun.
Preparation was better than the real thing. I told you guys you couldnt hide
your
wives from me for too long. Unfortunately talent did not overcome
professionalism
Miss Idaho won and Irish is still paying for his help in the matter. (maybe
she was
from Ohiho, again blurry) I still recommend the wet T to all ladies with
or
without
the Idaho participants.
I think we ate at Scotch Bonnet and Im pretty sure it was good. I do remember
thinking we got away with something in cold tub later that night but was
informed
that no we were not that sly. Ladies you MUST try the jet at the bottom of
handrail
in cold tub.
Tuesday 7/10
Long day. Up early and we were witnesses for Terri and Randys vow renewal.
Finding appropriate clothing was a task since everything in my suitcase was
lingerie. I think Irish scubad today and there was a wake up call for him
and there
was lots of pool time.
We joined Terri and Randy and our sexy friends the Hitchs for dinner at
Pastafaris here is where the evening went south. We did not know it was
Lobster
night sooooo in an attempt to have it all... Diane and I on our return trip
from the
bathroom we collected a couple tails and headed to share with our dinner
mates.
Now I am normally a quiet reserved person (stop laughing) and
dont make a
fuss. I
assumed that since the restaurant is part of all inclusive and so is main
dining hall
that this would not be a big deal. WELL I assumed too much we were met at the
door rather abruptly and told NO YOU CANNOT BRING THAT IN HERE!
Apparently you can rest your naked breasts on their tables but do not bring
any tail
in. So it made for an evening of comments revolving around getting lobster.
More wine maam?
Can I get lobster with that?
and
you know what would go with this .... Lobster
Course during dinner my tongue pierce ball rolled across floor and after a
quick
clean and replacement I noted that had I been able to eat lobster that never
wouldve happened. As I said I am a quiet and reserved kind of gal.
After dinner we headed to change for PJ night. Denny and Dy was your AC just
not
working or do you just enjoy watching little beads of perspiration roll down
our
half nekkid bodies. Nevermind I answered that myself. Tatoos applied and off
to the
disco. Several points of difficulty here...
1) Disco is way way too small.
2) FMPs are not made for hill climbing (carry them with you and put them on
there)
3) Too many non hedo people.
The message board has discussed this previously but first hand knowledge is
eye
opening. I never knew who was grabbing me or what they were grabbing with.
There were so many people in the disco and a ton of single males. Sorry to
label but
It was out of hand. Irish and I decided to relocate, but by the time we let a
few know
we were headed elsewhere my temper was getting the best of me from being
groped
pinched and felt up. (which is normally OK if you introduce yourself first)
We headed
to the nude pool which did bring the evening around nicely again good company
and fun times.
Wednesday 7/11
Early wake up again. I give credit to those who exercised each and every
morning.
My intentions to get into the gym fell flat. But I was there in spirit Diane.
Oh yes Nude cruise day for WWWers. Just one question- Why were you guys
dressed? We showed up naked and felt out of place so I put my bottoms on.
Irish of
course said Nude Cruise? I will put clothes on when they tell me to and not
until
Even then I doubt he wouldve. Along the way we stopped for snorkeling
Irish
did,
I vegged on boat. At the Pickled Parrot Gary and LeeAnne met our boat
which
was
great cause I had some company while Irish partook in the cliff jumping. His
first
jump went off rather smoothly. Well, then Jody (you crazy wanton wench)
decided
nekkid might be fun. So not to be outdone, by a girl, Irish with some advice
from
Gary decided He too needed to be nude. So off he went. Now knowing my hubby
none of what followed suprises me in the least. He backed himself up against
the
building and got one hell of a running start. Protect the balls was Garys
only
advice. In doing so his lip must have been flapping in the breeze, because
when he
came up his face was covered in blood. He had torn the little piece of gum
attaching
front lip to front teeth. Water made it look far worse than it was. It was
time to
head back to the boat. He rinsed with Jack and bleeding stopped. On the way
home
the games began Lets see there was chocolate and giggles and a banana with
latex
and the testing of Irishs mouth to make sure it was healing properly.
Next actual memory of this day was Jerk Chicken oclock. We sat at the picnic
table
to eat and only reason this was memorable is that I swallowed my ball from
tongue
piercing. No I never retrieved it.
Hmm this was also black and glow night I think. Thanks Ro and Beth for
lighting us
up we were visible from Hawaii I believe. We ate at Scotch Bonnet again I
highly
recommend the fish.
Thursday 7/12
Yet another disclaimer here ... I am in no way responsible for Irishs antics
hes
crazy I know it and love him anyway. I just never expect anything but the
unexpected from him. He is a live every moment guy.
Men in Motion day has finally arrived I do recommend buying stock in Jack
Daniels
since My Irish man seemed to be going through it like water. (complaints of
shortage
may have been caused by him) All I can say about this day is WOW !!! The guys
were
all awesome. Again though there were some ringers from the Jamaican Man Hunt
team. Personally I preferred our guys and really think Hedo should stop the
professionals from participating.
Yes, Irish started drinking early. Yes He and Mark were very very drunk Yes he
purposely jumped from the stage over the heads of other WWWers during a
professionals performance. and yes his knee is ok. However... No he does not
remember most of it.
Advice to future Men in Motion contestants-
1) Do Not do tequila shots all morning with a Jack chaser.
2) Do not pick Disturbed - The Sickness as your dance tune (can you say MOSH)
3) Do not allow crazy Irish men on stage they get completely naked and make
the co
ordinators very nervous.
As you can guess rest of day was spent in room, only problem was I got his
hangover
for him. By the time I was well enough to even think about food It was toga
time.
We dressed and met Ro , Beth, Tom and Barb at Veronicas We were an awesome
looking group with one exception . I never made it through dinner and we had
to
make a very early night of it.
WOW this is turning into a miniseries and there is a great deal missing from
it.
Friday 7/13-
Spent most of day in pool playing. We had a quiet dinner at Pastafaris. I
recommend this to all couples. If you have spent the week with others set
aside at
least one evening for just the two of you. We did and were so glad we did.
Thanks to
everyone for letting us just be a twosome for a bit.
The night cruise ended up canceled do to weather and we spent rest of evening
in
room for private playtime.
Saturday 7/14
We had packed night before so the day was ours to get last day pictures and
spend
some pooltime with our friends. Miss you guys already.
Somehow I let Irish talk me into 2 1/2 hours more in the pool in exchange for
a ride
in a Toy Airplane. I will never, ever, not never, read loudly, NEVER, do that
again.
I have a fear of small planes and this one confirmed it. We flew into a
thunderstorm
to top it off. We did get to Mobay and our Hedo journey was behind us. But
forevermore I will be taking the bus Irish if you wanna fly go baby go have a
mudslide waiting for me but Im a ground girl.
Irish
thoughts and additives
Airport- Sent someone for beer with money never received beer ended up
repaying
a different guy for beer in hand. Offered ganja many times between Club desk
and
bus. Mustve been the pink haired lady I was traveling with made em think
THEY
DO DRUGS
Veronicas 1st night- Thanks to all for the big welcome. Old friends and new
ones
especially enjoyed the Bitch/Slut/Whore ladies who suck swallow and come back
for
more. Definite evening maker.
Wet T contest- I saw a W I thought she was one of our girls. I plead NOT
GUILTY!
How in hell did we end up with Boomer Stephanies and Tom and Barbs stuff all
in
our room at same time? We barely had room to play. Timing for retrieval
was
everything, we could hear party to retrieve getting closer Im real glad Pink
got key
back before stuff was retrieved or more than just clothes and rooms wouldve
been
mixed up. We were swapping stuff and looking for things all week. Sandals
found
and stash returned.
A big Thank you to the wake up crew. Only at Hedo does the wake up service
include beautiful nekkid women. Wet kisses to my ladies.
And only my wife would find absolutely nothing wrong with presenting Miss
Idaho
from Ohiho her beaded necklace.
Special Thanks and some Name Dropping
Denny and Dyan- There are no words to describe such big hearted people, Thank
you
Ro and Beth- Thanks for the tools, jewelry and friendship. You both are
special.
Mark and Clista- Have you seen her breasts and Mark Irish is not allowed
to play
with you anymore. You both are awesome.
Jim and Diane- Next time All action No talk
Beth and Mike- WOW! just simply anytime anywhere just invite us. WOW!
Tom and JoAnne- Congrats and thanks for making the pool just a bit sexier.
John and Ellen- Thanks for making it real, and adding some saneness.
Chris and Shelli- You two are just plain fun, birds of a feather...
John and Judy- connected in friendship for life, thanks for your energy and I
still
promise to dance for you.
Baron and Theresa- Pure Class
Bernie and Jody- If it involved moaning just hand them the Hedo Bucks.
Boomer and Steph- Always a Party
for all the pool ladies... fun fun fun
for the Hedo staff to include but not limited to.. J.R. (please let me wake
the
anaconda) Diva (oh baby) Agustus,Patrick, Romeo and Maria thank you for taking
such good care of us.
Ken and Toni- You so cwazy next time we spend more time.
Darlene and Harold- Sexy Sexy
Carla- Virgin to Sugar Nipples, I told you so!
Gary and LeeAnne- Boobie hugs all day and night sweetie. Gary great ass shot.
Melissa, Tom&Barb, Sam&Casey, Kathy&Skip, Dave&Nina,
Ed&Jeanie, Don &
Vicki, Dave&Cory, Kirsten, Jerry&Edie, Terri&Randy Thanks for adding
so much
to our time at Hedo.
Ron and Laura you crack me up... are you owners of a Sybian yet?
Bob and Lana- new name for you guys adventure you both are so
wonderful.
Mike and Suzi- how sexy can a couple be? Too hot.
Wow did we get around or what? If I didnt mention how much sexy fun we had
let
me do so now. The smiles on our faces wont soon come off. Thanks to all.
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