We have been back a month and are reviewing in our minds the event of the WWW
Summer Trip. Invited by Denny P to participate, we had no idea what an
interesting & exciting group of people we would share some intimate moments
with.
ARRIVAL DAY
Arrival included a guy in paratrooper green maintenance suite who ferried us
to our room, talking urgently about great drugs he would supply & how we
would have to be naked in front of everyone all week, especially the staff.
Not the friendliest welcome, but we were well read (thanks to Denny's board)
and Tom was able barter and throw in a few local words like Spleef which made
our host scratch his head & smile. Later we became friends & learned he
vacationed often with wife & kids at sister resorts for free. Wow mon~!
NUDE POOL
Approaching the nude pool for the 1st time is a clumsy affair for newbies, or
virgins as we were named. Someone exclaimed we must be terrified & awe
struck
by the pool atmosphere, and we coolly answered we were from Manhattan, where
things are sometimes as wild, and wet.
1st nite, travel exhaustion caught up with Jan, and I took the opportunity to
explore the compound. I wore only shorts & a room key & felt funny
approaching the disco at full swing that night. To my amazement, a local
Island gal, beautiful approached me 100 feet to the door and asked me if I
would F#$%K her~!!!! I was startled. Was she for real, was she a prostitute?
Did she work for the hotel to satisfy single guys who seemed lonely? Trying
to remain kewl, I rubbed her navel and told her I was jet lagged & just
wanted to see the sights, but that she was soooo beautiful. She smiled &
followed me inside. The crowd, I learned later, was the 'just leaving hedo'
set that night in the disco. Women lined up & seated, legs open while their
men stood & talked to each other stroking their wives lovely thighs. Wait a
minute, the men switched positions!
This was going to be a wild week.
OF EXERCISE & GANGA
Jan would run 5 miles in the morning down the beach, while I worked out at
the gym. Funny thing, she was given pot every time she went out....for free.
What a stash we had by weeks end, over an ounce. Each dealer would promise
she would like it so much she would have to come back & buy some. Hey, how
come nobody offered me anything??
POOL REVISITED
Returning to the pool we felt more comfortable, thanks to Denny, the only
soul we almost knew, and later Diane in the whirlpool tub. Wow we liked that
tub, & it afforded our lily white bods a respite from the sun. We could also
play under the water all we wanted~~~
Leaving Jan alone in the tub to get the 1st drink was tricky. It took about
20 minutes with the line & including a trip to the mens room. Yes, we
maintained the 2nd rule of hedo...........don't pee in the pools. Jan later
confessed she was stressed with a group of groping strangers her 1st day, but
survived to smile about it. By weeks end it was routine. Once I recall making
out (not bad for being married so long) and she taking my hand, only to
realize that someone else was holding my hand. So was day 1. What a friendly
crowd :)
Don't forget to warn people using the ladies room by the pool, that the hand
blower has been on for 2,000 hours straight & is 500 degrees HOT. Whitie
heard Tom yelp as he snuck into the ladies room to pee, & turned too fast on
his exit. Ouch~
White was the funniest man alive (was that his name?) as he demonstrated the
Toga tying technique. Who was that guy with the learing smile behind him?
SKIP & HIS LOVELY WIFE
What a lovely couple. We enjoyed watching them play & splash. They embodied
the essence of hedo with panache.
PINK
OK, so Tom 1st saw Pink in the massage hut & had to talk with her. Was it
because he is consulting for the worlds leading hair & cosmetics company, on
how to better produce hair products? Maybe a little. Truth is Tom got a photo
of Pink on the beach with her husbands permission. Thanks guys for adding
spice & color. Like pink downy feathers::::::::::::::::::::sigh
HOT TUB
What would the evenings be like without the hot tub?? We met some great
people there. Who was that couple copulating next to & on top of us day 4?
She had lovely eyes. What a blur.
HEDO MALE DANCERS
Jeepers, OK OK, I worked out with the perfect body boys at 6:30 AM one
morning in the gym. The guys were fun & entertaining.....But did they have
to
show up everywhere?? Jan loved the attention, but we could not sit on the
beach for 15 minutes when 2 or more (off duty?) would sit on either side of
us & stare at Jan. Can Vinnie be native?? It was creepy after a while. We'd
go in the water to get away, & in 5 minutes they would be bumping into us
with hard-ons. Cool down a bit guys!
One guy would not take 'no' for an answer & spoiled the toga night by first
following us to our table, then to the dance floor. We had to leave. At the
disco, we were dancing wildly, when...there he was again, standing drunk,
watching, & finally bumping Jan to speak with her. He called her something,
&
we had to leave. We headed to the piano bar, Tom in a minor snit.
PIANO BAR VIRGINS
Yes, that wrath was vented on poor Dave at the piano bar. As we entered,
togas flaring, Dave took the opportunity to call fresh meat to his
box.......Jan.
I saw Denny & Diane look up, when Tom asked David if he wished to be able to
continue to play piano for a living. His roving hands went back to the
ivories. Yes, Jan did dance on the piano. Yes, she was nervous. No, she did
not take it all off, but she was wearing a sheer toga to begin with. Did she
have fun? YES. Did we have fun later YES YES YES YEEEEEEEES!
Yipes we forget her shoes under the piano & have to go back.
FOOD & SUN
We were very impressed with the food at Hedo, & both managed a healthy diet.
We never eat bean sprouts at home, damn it! Drinks were good. Someone told us
we would not find Tequilla at HEDO so we brought 2 bottles of our own & left
one for Jenifer the lovely maid. So much mis-information from e-mails. Stick
to Denny's sight! Someone actually e-mailed us that laws in Jamaica were so
strict, no one would offer us ganga. Ha!
Sun poisoning hit day 4. Too much running on the beach. Jan had to stay in
the shade, which meant away from the pool. Thank goodness for the Nurse &
Cortasone shots. Making friends was harder by the lagoon, a whole different
crowd, but fun just the same.
MISS THE FREEDOM
Back at Corporate America now. Talk about uptight white. What a new
perspective on the world. So much attitude in NYC.....but hey, lets see what
you look like nude at a cocktail party for one week :)
Love U all........Jan & Tom