Steve-N-Pam (aka Spike and Beth Jr.)
WWW
2001 Summer Trip to Hedo II
July
6 13, 2001
Wow! This
report has been harder to write than I thought it would be. We thought about writing it up in a clever way (like a fake
Police report, detailing the entire sordid affair), but instead, just decided
to put our thoughts (dirty and clean) down on the electronic equivalent of
paper.
Hedo virgins we were, and not entirely sure what to
expect. Back in April we booked a
July trip to H2 through Castaways. The
earliest we could get there was Friday the 6th, the day that the
Castaways group was leaving.what were two Hedo virgins to do?
No group to go or hang out with. Luckily, we found Dennys site,
signed up, and started posting messages and hanging out in the chat room
(thanks to Sassy and ProphetJohn for the tip on the chat room.)
The AJ flight from Houston to MoBay was uneventful.
Even the TimAir flight was pretty tame, although Robert (our pilot)
kept trying to talk Pam into flying topless (see Beths advice, and dont
mention youre going to Hedo.) I
told the pilot that unless he has $20, shes not taking anything off.
That seemed to work
Got to the resort, and much to our surprise, our room
was ready! We were in room 2155
(Garden View Nude.) Making our
way through the dining room, we heard someone call out Hey Steve!. I thought, Who the hell do I know in Jamaica?
It was Bob and Lana! What
a great way to be welcomed to Hedo! Bob
(being the good southern gentleman that he is), offered to help us locate our
room, and some towels. Well, 15
minutes later we are headed for the nude pool, not sure what to expect. Only problem was, Pam was wearing a swimsuit!
Once we got there, we were met with hugs by Jim and Diane.
Pam then quickly stripped off the suit, and with confidence announced
Hi, Im Pam, and Im nekkid. From
then on, the swimsuit was never seen again!!!
Before you know it, were meeting all these new,
wonderful WWW friends, eating Roberts french fries, and consuming mass
quantities of tropical brew.The rest of the trip is a blurOk, not quite
a blur, but definitely a lot of fun.heres the highlights
Our first taste of jerk chicken.man, we miss that
Nights spent at VeronicasMike and Ron (the blow brothers) giving all the WWW ladies blow jobs.the crawling penis.Beth and Diane convincing Steve to sing Hedo, Hedoblack and glow night
Time spent in the Grottodrinking woowoo shots off of Anni, Linda and Jeannieafternoon delights
Water fights in the poolPam and Nina dunking Mike.rubber duckies that squirtgetting Mr Beanie to stand up so Steve could collect his prize from Beth (thanks, sister.)
Pam being drafted for body shots by Beth (Mike, Pam still owes you one for that).
Dinner at Pastafaris with our awesome new friends (Bob&Anni, Ed&Jeanie, Mike&Cheryl, Mike&Sherri, and Denny&Diane).
Taking pictures at Sandals with Dave&Lori and Mike&Sherri (you guys remember Sandals, the place we told people we were staying?)
Dave and Jody bringing 18 drinks out to the ocean on a raft.
Steve getting a shoulder dance from Dip (Skip will never play volleyball again!)
Going to PJ night, and finding out Bob and Steve had the same outfits (we outdid Skip and Kathy that night!)PS Bob, what do we wear next year?
Nights spent in the hot tub discussing steamy stories involving deer ticks.
The Cat Cruisecliff jumping, rope swinging (yep, that bruise on Pams ass was caused by the swingnot by our Hot Monkey Sex)time spent in the net with Jim&Diane and Irish&Pinkphoto ops with our friends on the boat.
The wet t-shirt competitionWWW Ladies RULE!!!!
Seeing your hubby standing nekkid on the side of the pool (with all the other WWW hunks) for the Best Buns contest.
The pre-Man-In-Motion show (Mark, did you or did you not get intimate with that pole?)
The Man-In-MotionSteve never thought he would actually have women trying to take his clothes offPam has never seen a better group of hunks strutting their stuffWWW Men RULE!!!
Photo Ops with the sexy WWW women.
Pams being crowned Beth, Jr (by the Diva herself). Going to be a hard reputation to keep upor down.
Spending our 19th anniversary in a way we never have before, thanks
to a great group of friends.
Before we knew it, the week was goneFriday was spent
in the pool, squeezing in some last minute fun, taking pictures, and saying
See you next years to all our new-found friends.
Took the puddle jumper back to MoBay with our new
friend Rebecca, had lunch with her at the airport, reliving the week.
While standing in line to board the plane, we saw Bob&Lana,
Ron&Laura, and John&Sheryl, giving us one last chance for goodbye
hugs and kisses.
So here we are three weeks later, suffering from DIF.
No one ever told us it would be this bad.
The good news isit was an awesome vacation.
The bad news iswe have to cancel all the other vacations we had
planned, cause we found our home (you were right, Diane)
A big thank you to Denny and Diane for all they do. We consider it an honor to call you friends.
To all the new friends we made at Hedo, thanks for
making this a vacation we will never forget.
You are the greatest.