Others
have told so much already, but here goes our version. This is our recap of another great trip with the Wild and
Wonderful people of WWW.
Keeping
up the tradition of my reports, I dont go into a lot of detail on how we
found this site, or why we picked hedo, were just glad that we did.
We all know how we get to Hedo.yada yada yada.
Get up, get on a plane, get off the plane, get on a
rubber-band-windup-toy plane, pray andpoof your home.
(However a tip here. If
you fly Tim Air save yourself a bunch of old jokes.
Dont tell them youre off to the zoo aka Hedo.
They want you to give BJs and get nakedno way fella just fly this
toy ok!) We did the bus ride from
hell once to have the experience, IMHO skip the bus, fly there and have a
drink when you land.
We
did do our usual amount of shopping all year for our WWW adventure. Plenty of
slut-ware was ordered and new hooker shoes had to be found at the last minute.
Mike is still trying to decide whom to blame for that last minute trip
to the stripper store. And I do
mean last minute, like an hour before we boarded the plane.
Should it be Skip because he bought me a red triplet dress, or Clista
cuz I just had to have red FMPs just like hers. (After all I do claim to be
Clista from Seattle) Bill soon come mon. One good thing came of it
though; I found a really cool stripper store in Philly, which I will frequent
often. LOL
By
the way, didnt our WWW babes look good in all the slut-wear worn during the
week? Yes they did!!!!
My
only problem with shopping this year was my sexy husbands obsession with
koosh balls for the pool. EVERYTIME
we went shopping he bought more of those damn balls.
I kept telling him they would be tossed over the wall or into the
bushes the first time somebody READING in the pool got wet, or whenever Baron
planted himself in the top pool. No
one messes with the big man!!! Glad
you and Momma could make it. And
the books? Whats that about
anyway. who brings hardback books FROM THE LIBRARY NO LESS to the hedo nude
pool and expects them NOT to get wet??? Get
a grip. Anyway, balls did get
tossed and we did have fun with them. Note
to Delroy-my friend loosen up, so you got bopped (not by us), got news for
you-YOU WORK AT A POOL BAR---IN HEDO-- AROUND DRUNKIN NAKED PEOPLE--SHIT
HAPPENS, no need to run off in a huff big guy.
This
year the toy chest came in at a lovely 68 pounds and earned the honor of a HEAVY
sticker from US Airways.you go toy chest! And two of my manwhores can attestit was heavy, but it
didnt contain any bodies (however Miss Idaho wasnt seen toward the end
of the weekwink wink wink) Thanks again to Jim and Mike for toting the
chest for us when we moved to the totally cool room 2175!
You two hunks of burning hedo love are my heroes.
My Mike did a lot of begging and finally got the room of his dreams
2175. As distributors of the WWW
hats and t-shirts we needed to be close by the pool and beach and this worked
out well. We asked nicely and
Hedo came through. A note here, a
smile goes a long way. Big thanks
to Angel and Corbi at the front desk. Of course Corbi wanted my ever-friendly
husband to sponsor him when he comes over to the US.
So much for getting too friendly with the natives.
Since
this was our second visit to Hedo we did realize that the blush has worn off
of the rose for us regarding the resort.
Were not the type of couple to complain about the little things.
Bugs come with the turf; food is nothing to get excited about.
Towel shortages were a pain but we survived.
We even managed to swim in a pool that looked like it was full of swamp
water for a few days when Anthony the pool master was off.
Even a non-working fryer at the nude pool grill was manageable.
However we do draw the line regarding the access that locals have to
the resort. We feel that this is
becoming a big problem.
A
number of posts have been placed regarding personal safety, but I have to say
it again. Dont go out alone;
you are in a third world country. Drinking
and toking is going to impact your judgment and these individuals know that
and prey on our impaired state, Hell they prey on us when were sober (which
I was much of this trip). Mike
never lets me out of his site and I do the same for him thats just how we
are regardless of where we are. We
both work in the 5th largest city in America, and are very aware of
safety issues; Jamaica is no exception to our habits.
Fortunately
our incident was minor, and we were never in harms way, but the guy that came
knocking on our door on two occasions was defiantly under the impression that
we wanted his company. He knew
all the right questions to ask, and even wandered up wrapped in a towel to fit
in better. He readily
admitted that he lived nearby the resort when asked where he was from. No amount of respect on our end was making this man
leave. Mike was about two seconds
from having to remove him physically. But
thanks to Mike and Suzi, their visit to our room to share some pics was a
godsend. Their timing sent our
unwelcome guest on his way. He
wasnt about to try to deal with the two Mikes together (have you seen those
boys up closebig arms). However
were pretty sure that our punishment from Mr. Jamaica was to take Mikes
wet-sand-covered-Nikes that were outside of our door.
The shoes were there before the guy came calling and were gone 10
minutes later. This might not
sound like a big deal, but it is something that future guests need to be aware
of. Dont just assume that all naked people are guests
and dont leave articles of clothing outside your room (or large blow up
penis). We would have called
security if the guy hadnt made such a quick get away.
But we did make sure to warn others, which we believe is the right
thing to do, whether its Vinnies in the pool or advances from unwelcome
locals. Its important to let
the other group members know what is happening around you.
There is safety in numbers and the comfort that others care about you.
OK.
on to more fun details. I hope
all WWWers know how special you are to Mike and me. We cherish all of the friendships weve made, old and new.
Hedo has a special quality. You
can leave the resort at the end of your vacation and when you come back a year
later the conversations with old friends pick up exactly where they left off
the last time we were together. This
web site helps keep those great friendships up to date, but the people give
those special bonds life. Thanks
so much to all the chatters, message board posters, and even the folks that
take the time to call each other through out the year.
Hedo is a fun place, but the people make it special.
We all are busy living our lives and know how hard it can be to keep up
with relatives let alone a bunch of crazy nekkid peoplebut Im so glad we
all do. Thanks Guys! I really do
believe that you can put this bunch of people in a trailer park with some toys
and a couple bottles of JD for Pink and Irish, and it would be just as much
fun. Just dont forget those
penis straws. Ill say it again the people are what makes hedo special.
We
had lots of virgins in the crew this year.
Our clothes off to all of you! You
couldnt tell the virgins from the vets right from the get-go this year.
Way to go newbies, you all graduated with honors.
Please come back for more. Youre
all a blast. We also had a number
of hedo vets that were first timers with WWW.
See what youve been missing? I
know Im glad that Venture L & B found WWW.
They fit right in -- THEY AINT RIGHT EITHER!
Do you two have any idea how much we appreciate your sense of humor?
Not to mention how hot my hubby looks in Lady Ventures panties.
I do believe that we still have them.
Want em back??? LOL
I
have to give special attention to all the Wet T ladies.
You all came through for the WWW gang.
We worried together, we plotted together, and we dressed and undressed
together. (Thanks Shellie for the
use of your room and dull scissors!) We showed the resort how beautiful and
confidant we all are. Brian you can be our special scissor assistant any
time, thanks for your help. And
by the way Maria big time YOU GO GIRL for you.
She was a nervous wreck before the show, and she came out and kicked
ass and wowed the crowed! How
cool were you???
All
the ladies were winners in my book. Pink
and her wild dance moves, Shelli and her beanie boobies (they are beautiful
boobies), Mel, you did great girl. Lady
Venture-GOD youre good at this. Clista,
what can I sayyoure a beauty. Hitch
they never guessed it was you behind those Foster Grants.
Cheryl and April did you have fun or what?
Jodie is a wild woman and our last minute girl Sherrie-way to shake it
baby!
It
takes a great deal of nerve to do the dance, but in the end youre so glad
you did it. What a
sisterhood we had. Over 25 ladies
took the stage, most of them from the WWW crew!
Our WW shirts looked cool; no doubt what tribe we were from!
You guys didnt know I was such a crafty soul did you??
Our men were there in droves to cheer us on, and for that we thank them
all. Our motto was go for the
guys in the WWW hats, theyre our perverts, we created them and they can be
trusted! And my husband loved
EVERY minute of it. Hey Mr.
Hitch, you still want Mikes seat next year??? Seems many of the WWW ladies had Mike-dar on.
No problem, he loved being the able bodied assistant to the dancers.
I can lend him out on the weekends ladies.
Steve, if you are interested, the price doubles for you (what were you
two doing in front of the Grotto anyway?) My darling husband looks too happy
holding you in his arms. LOL. (Again,
scared!!!) So ladies, give me a
call if you need a Mike-pole to dance on or around.
He ate bananas, licked caramel off of a lovely babe and had many a
dance partner. Hed like to
thank each one of you!!!! You
made his trip. Of course, he is just starting to remember the events from
looking at the pictures. Amazing
how being in a drunken state for 10 days can impair your ability to remember.
Cant
forget the Men In Motion day. Our
guys win in two categories, best looking and most drunk! Mike gets home-looks at the pics and asked me was Hoss in
the MIM? Mike, you only sat
next to the man for an hour was my smart-ass reply.
We had Sharp dressed men; a flying Irish man, two Man-Whores and I do
believe a man in a wig (had to look close for that fella-he sat in the
audience). They were all hot.
Poor Kathy, once again she gets the award for most tossed around WWWer.
Kathy, the look on your face when Harold picked you up was priceless.
You thought he was drunk, well you needed to worry about the other guys
that picked you up instead. And
for our men who didnt get plowed, big boobie high fives for you guys.
I guess some white men can dance without liquor. LOL.
Of course, the drunken men thought they danced better, but lets not
tell them otherwise ladies, after all, we do want them back dancing next year.
(However my winner tells me hes hanging up the crown).
Mike and John how hot were you two in your thongs?
Very is the answer. Mike I
think youve done this before. DT,
Ro thanks for the show. Harold,
the wonder snake was too funny. Hmmm,
you are making me a believer in what they say about black men???LOL Finally there is Mark.
You know you didnt use my Tina Turner move Mark.
We practiced it a lot in the pool.oh I forgot we did the practicing
between tequila shots 4 and 5; those brain cells didnt play well with
others at the time. What a hottie
you are on the dance floor (again ladies, let them believe they were good).
Thanks for being a great sport. Have
you property thanked Dave for getting you to and from the bathroom?
Money might be a good thing here. Dave, you do know that fluffing was
no longer needed, the show was over?
We
did have a ball this year, didnt we???
There were koosh ball fights, water gun battles, and even large penis
riding contests and parties in our room when it rained.
Did you know that Mike intended for those 3 bottles of Champagne to
last the entire 10 days? Little did we know it would be gone in less than an hour on
the second day there. Cheers to
you all that made the party. BTW,
who took the strap on? We spanked
people who talked about kids, work, bills or home.
We painted no entry on Jerrys butt and helped lots of people
celebrate birthdays, un-birthdays and well.Tuesdays.
We shaved one porcupines legs, and to thank us she fartedIN MY
BED but thats ok, cuz were in Hedo, and were homies. By the way Nina, if you had any nicks on your legs
blame Clista. She was the shavin
Maven, we just lathered you up. There
was cliff diving at the Pickled Parrot, mainly because we were pickled!
Why else do the things most of us tell our children not to do?
--SOBER!!!! The cat cruise to the
Pickled Parrot is my favorite event.
We
discussed deer ticks in the hot tub on some nights, other nights we celebrated
our friends Bob and Angie who left too soon, but entrusted us with their stash
of chocolate sauce and icing. Yes
Kathy your boobies looked Purrrkey, felt Purrrkey and they tasted
Purrrkey too. We moved the
entire contents of one couples room across the walkway and made them
understand that pool people do in fact RULE!!!
By the way Boomer, why did you bring 10 pairs of tighty whities to
Hedo? There was a road trip to jump on trampolines and drink
margaritas. Now we know where
future Hedo entertainment coordinators come fromMargaritavilles
trampoline. Dave were so glad
to see that you like riding super-duper-large-dildos.
Lets make sure Granny makes it on her trip around the world you
guys.
We
even managed to stuff two sexy babes and a hunk into Boomers panties, are we
clever or what? Diane, do you
think we stretched out Boomers undies?
Then there was my little girl Pam (Beth Jr.) and my son-brother-husband
Steve. God you two are nuts!
Were glad that you are! What
a great songwriter he is and boy can she dunk a guy like nobodys business.
Even guys with a low center of gravity were no match for Pam the wonder
dunker. I just have one question
for you twowhat are you going to do with WWW hats that have OUR names on
them??? I smell blackmail here.
We
watched many a male go nightie-night in the hopes of being awaked by a bevy of
beauties, or in one case a bevy of beauties and one sexy man who was the
photographer (Did Mikes butt & ball prints ever come off of your mirror
Edie?) We cant forget Granny,
Pig, yellow rubber ducks that squirt, a few devil ducks and the new
MaaggieJust to name a few of the toys that were brought along to add to the
fun. You cant have too many
toys at hedo. We tossed a wig in
Veronicas and danced nekkid on the piano while we sang-along with Dave the
piano man. We dressed in black
and glow and were a huge purple hit on toga night.
For once toga night was really fun.
We
rolled specially made dice for Ron. Now
every roll of the dice tells him to suck my dick, thanks to Mike and
Linda. We watched a Sybian go to
town on granny. Just a thought
here, how bright was the guy who plugged in an electric vibrator at a POOL!!!!
There was necklace-making going on; by Tuesday every WWW person had a
WWW hat on or a bead necklace. To
Ed and Jeanie thanks for being our bead whoresyou guys hit a homerun with
those. Well right up to the
point when Jeanie spilled the beadsBIG PARTY FOUL.
But we adjusted, so what the Ns were in with the Zs.
And I discovered that I have an evil twin in Edie.
How much fun did we have girlfriend?
Edie-babe you are the queen of clip on hair, glitter and flying blue
wigs. You should see how she can
make a bath towel look like a high fashion outfit from Armani.
Edie you rock. Which Jerry are you married to again?
There
were triplets sporting dresses purchased by our Pimp Daddy Skip. Nothing
like a man worried about how 3 dresses are going to fit 3 different womenI
guess one size does fit all. But
the triplet dresses kept going and going and going, just like the energizer
bunny. I believe by weeks end
those dresses turned up 3 more times on 3 different women each timeyou
bitch, you slut, you whore! Thanks
Skip youre the best.
I
do have to warn the women who partake of too much alcoholbeware.
Your husband might put you to bed, tuck you in all safe and sound.
Only to return a few hours later with a doggy bag of drunks in towels
(who wore them to dinner just because) No
you didnt dream it Nina, you did have 10 men in your bed and you did the
money shot too! Oh and Nina, Mike
did enjoy the oral gift in the pool.
Hey Chris, we do have you on film wearing RED FMPs and a towel to
dinner. how do you manage to walk in your wifes pumps?
Gotta
love this crowd! But mostly we
laughed, and hugged and loved each other to death.
I could go on and on about the anticsbut too many brain cells were
destroyed, and besides what happens at hedo stays at hedo.
Go
explore hedo for yourself, trust me and about 250 close friends on this trip;
youll love it and go back for more. Talk
to people and smile at them. You
never know when youre going to meet your next best friend.
List your name on the visitors list; email your Asses off and I can
almost guarantee youll have the time of your life.
Dont sweat the small stuff. Go
forth and enjoy the show.
The
End. roll credits
Produced
by: Our Birth Parents
Directed
by: Denny
Powered
by: www.Dennyp.com
Financed
by: Our jobs or Lottery winnings
Female
Cast:
Pink,
Shelli, Lana, Clista, Edie, Jeanie, Nina, Melissa, Linda (Mike), Pam, Diane
(Denny), Jodi (Bernie), Angie, Merin, Jody (Dave/Wally), Diane (Hitch), Anni,
Beth, L.A., Carol, Kathy, Granny, Jessica, Keri, April, Toni, Colleen, Mari,
Suzi, Sherrie, Laura, Cheryl, Sienna, Anita, Wendy, Cory and all the other WWW
beauties.
Male
Cast:
Bob
(Lana), Gary, Denny, Bob (Anni), Chris, Steve, Bobbie, Dave (Farting Nina),
Ed, Dave (Jody), Lance, Mike (Viva Viagra), Jerry and his other brother Jerry,
Bernie, Mark (Raoul), Jim, Mike (Linda), Mark (Colleen), Mike (Suzi), Mike
(Mari), Mike (Stripper Extradinar), John, Hayden, Brian, Gary, Ro, Dave (sit
on my face while I sleep), Dennis T, Ron and all the rest of the WWW manwhores.
Catering
by: Roberts Grill gotta love those grilled cheese sandwiches, burgers,
fries and Jerk Chicken. Yes honey
when they are out of cheese for grilled cheese sandwiches, usually that means
that they dont have any cheese for burgers either.
God love him when hes drunk.
Filmed
By: Digital Cameras, underwater cameras, regular cameras and one digital
camera that was fed a Purple Rainnot a good thing for cameras.
Venture Bdid your camera ever recover?
Next year bring a spare!
Dedicated
to an extraordinary man that I have the distinct pleasure of sharing my life
with, Mr. Michael Mason. Baby you
do make my life complete. Thank
you so very much for letting me into your life; I cherish every moment that Im
with you. Youre my best
friend, lover and the father of my cats; youre the epitome of a soul mate.
Thank you baby for being you; you dance just fine for me!
I love you with all my heart and soul. (Is my guy great or what???)
To
be continued
As
in the past trip reports, I get a chance at the end to tell my version of the
story of what really went on at hedo. However,
this year I have a big problem. Im just starting to remember by looking at the pictures of
what really did go on. Its
amazing what booze and ganja will do to your brain cells.
Of course, Beth is probably only showing me the pictures she wants me
to see, which means I have to take it that her version is all true. LOL.
Guys,
you do have to give me credit this year for one thing, which should make up
for not knowing what a fluffer is. I
did bring Beth back. I remembered
your request last year when you all asked me to make sure Beth comes back.
She came back as shy as ever (yeah, right my wife shy?)
To
those of you that kept asking me is she like this at home?
The truth is YES, and I wouldnt change her in any way.
She makes my life fun, happy and most of all unpredictable.
She has instilled in me a philosophy of living as if there is no
tomorrow, which we do, everyday. Thank
you honey for being you. I love
you.
Finally,
for those reading this that are not sure what you just read, dont worry
about it, when you go to hedo, you will finally understand the magic in not
the resort but the people. Dont
ever hesitate to email us with any questions anytime.
Beth
& Mike