I never thought Id be writing to this magazine before, but Ive just been to Hedonism II and had so many erotic experiences that I just had to share them.  (Oh, sorry, I forgot this is just a trip report.my Penthouse letter will come later).   I think Ill just sit down with a land shark and think about my favorite parts of our trip.  

Highlights of my first WWW Trip

• Rainy day power naps with friends (never have I done a dance to bring on the rain before let it rain, let it rain, let it rain)
• Providing a canvas for hot tub chocolate artists (Thanks, Ken and Mark and all of the other starving artists.  Jim thoroughly enjoyed working on his artistic (oral) skills too.  Thanks ladies!)
• Watching and then being a part in the Sister Bitch/Sister Slut/Sister Whore Trio (Thanks, Skip, for the lacy costumes.)
• Catamaran Cruise:  my chocolate experience followed by romance on the net.(Gawd, I love this boat!)
• Jims wake up call (made by 15 lovely ladies).
• Randys awesome flip off the rope swing.  (Man, is that guy talented or what?)
• Jodis addiction to the cliff  (A dedicated nude diver)
• Watching Clista, Kathy,  and Beths massages on the boat.
• Raid on Steph and Bommers Room (ManI want her toys!)
• Wearing Boomers Tidy Whities with Beth and Mike at the nude pool (Now I bet that was a pretty picture.)
• Being suckered in to the wet t-shirt contest (Yes, I enjoyed dancing dirty for you guys.  And watching Mari devour Mikes banana was a riot. You go, girl!)
• Watching Beths Piece by Piece Strip Tease in Veronicas (I WILL do this next year).
• Having nude pool bar stool massages (Gotta love my man when those massages turn in to more.Thanks, Bern for the back support, baby.)
• PJ party:  Dancing with the virginal Sherri..(Geez, just how many pictures did you guys get of my boobs that night?)
• Being tatooed by both Denny and Diane (Sure, Denny was supposed to do the ladies, but I wanted Diane to do mine too.)
• Riding the jets in the cool jacuzzi  (Ok, so I am a screamer.)
• Seeing the Hedonistic transitions of the www virgins  (They went from kittens to tigers.from Hi, Im Pam, and Im naked.to ..well, you guys remember the new and improved Pam).
• Participating and watching all of the innocent playful reindeer games in the nude pool  (How in the world did I get out of doing body shots?  PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE me do them next year. everyday!)
• Men in Motion Contest:  (Just how many shots of tequilla did Mark do?  Damn, Mike, you really know how to turn us girls on.   I especially loved the you can leave your hat on show.  I hated that I missed Irishs dance.
• Seeing our www friends wearing towels and FMPs to dinner  (Are we just cheap or what?)
• Having unique dinner conversations (like piercings and their effects on love making.Geez, I guess thats something Ill have to take Pinks word on, Tom).
• Having jerk chicken picnics at the beach.hearing about Colleens private barber skills while we ate was a hoot.
• Getting Dennys bear hugs (a perfect way to start the afternoon)
• Hearing Bobs daily quote I could die today and be a happy man.
• Pink losing her mouth piercing at dinner and later swallowing the ball during jerk chicken.
• Bob being more nervous than Lana during her coming out of her shell wet t-shirt dance.
• Making and wearing the beaded necklaces. Ok, so what do you think.am I really all talk and no show?

Jim & Diane