2001 Summer Wet, Wild 'N Wicked Trip  

July 6, 2001 to July 14, 2001  

 

By far the best 9 days of my life ever at Hedo.  This trip was filled with so many completely unbelievable experiences, that Ive had a hard time starting this trip report, much less finishing it.  Trying to relay those 9 days will be impossible via the written word.  Given that, here goes:  

NO BACARDI????        Whazzup with that????  

OK, there was my one huge bitch for this trip.  I think it did me good.  I finally got used to White Appleton (I dont like dark rums) and drank slower, and then they ran out of that, oh well.  I stayed sober much more than normal trips, hence savoring and remembering more.  Maybe I always had this much fun, maybe I just didnt remember as much.  Somehow I dont think that was the reason.   

I probably did the least amount of planning for this trip than I ever have.  I had some major changes happen with my business six weeks before our trip was scheduled.  If it werent the WWW gang, I would have probably postponed the trip.  I just knew I couldnt for this one.  I kept in touch with others that were going, but not nearly like I like to, or normally do.  I was just so busy at work that by the time I got home, it was hurry up and sleep, so I could go do it again.  Nonetheless, I did get by the chat room (if you dont do that before a WWW trip, you are missing a LOT!!) as often as I could, and we had a normal pow wow most evenings with Lana (& Bob, but he never got the keyboard), the Hitchs, Mark and Clista, The Cooters, Pink, Dennis and Sienna, Melissa, John and Judy as well as others.  I felt I really knew these people well going into the trip, and somehow knew that once we all arrived, it would be old home week.   Well, it was better than that.  It was a week that will be engraved on my soul for life.  Friends came out of the woodwork.  I felt that the veterans all welcomed the first timers with open arms.  I renewed old friendships, and made lifelong new ones.  I witnessed those that were scared to death to do a variety of things before we left:  be themselves, get nekkid, let the kid out and be wild and wicked really come to life during this week.  I saw couples making their relationships stronger, I saw singles getting in touch with the real them, and loving and accepting themselves completely.  For those things I will always be grateful to have shared that part of all that were there.   

Now for the fun part.the pranks.  As always, the illustrious Beth, and her ever dutiful man whore.err, Raoul.err, Romeoerr, Mark, err I mean her husband Mike were there in fine style.  If ever a normal person exists, its definitely NOT Beth.  First day we are there, she has found another couples room key that was left in Mike and Beths room at the private party cocktail hour the night before.  Who in their right mind, brings jumbo jars, boxes, Tupperware, cartons, and sacks full of goldfish, peanuts, mixed nuts and who knows what else was in that trunk to Hedo??  Its all inclusive for Gods sake.  Not these guys, they had enough snacks to feed the entire resort for a week, I think.  So what do a bunch of drunken nekkid people do for fun??  They gather a bunch of their sickest friends, and decide to move the lost key couples entire room contents to another room.  Seemed really funny at the time.  So off trot 12 or 14 nekkid people to relocate all of Stephanie and Boomers belongings.  Wow.the things we found..how many vibrators does one girl need??  And deodorant, how many sticks did you bring, Steph?  Shoes??  Oh, Good Lord!!!  Pretty soon security shows up, housekeeping had called them.  Honest, Sir, these are friends of ours, they will think its funny.  He wasnt too believing at first, but as all the nekkid crazy people kept walking past him, carrying dresser drawers out, somehow we convinced him it was ok.  We promised to move everything back (**NOTE**this whole thing is still Beths idea).  At least we were just moving it across the H block, and the people whos room we were moving it to were there, and willing to take the responsibility (thanks Pink and Irish), or someone said they were them.lol.    The housekeeper and the security guard stood there talking to each other and shaking their heads.  What crazy Americans they had to be thinking.  Now we cant just pull off a good joke, and leave it till they return and find it on their own.no way, that would be too easy.  We have to get them to their room, NOW!!  We send Don over to tell them that their door is open a little bit, did they forget to close it?  I never saw Steph move so fast all week.  Off she goes, and what do we do?  Follow her laughing like idiots.  The joke is short lived, we gave it all away, but it was fun and made us laugh.  (Has anyone except me noticed how the stupidest things are just hysterical when done at Hedo??   Can you imagine how funny that would have been had we been at the Ritz, or God forbid, Sandals??   NOT!!)  Now Im always one for a good practical joke, and when one gets played back on me, I think those are the best.  To make the reverse joke short (beings it was at my expense.lol) Boomer and Steph played as though they were really pissed at what we did, and everyone was in on it but me.  I was so worried how I was going to play healer and apologize for all of us.  I even made Shelli take Boomers tighty whities and dildo that were somehow wrapped around her WWW hat in the strangest way off her head.  I decided I like mens tighty whities after I saw Beth and Diane (hitch) both get inside of them at the same time.  Hey Boomer, you can now say youve had two gals in your shorts at the same time, and neither were your wife.  (We better not tell em that Romeo tried to crawl in also).  Anyway, they came back and paraded thru the nude pool all dressed, I really did think they were going to the beach to get their stuff and leave.  YIKES!!!!  Im racking my brain to find the right words to apologize.  Pretty soon, Steph comes back doubled over in laughter and it was SUCH a relief for me to see.  Whew.never again will I play Beths reindeer games, well maybe not at least till tomorrow!!  

I hear the funniest sayings at Hedo sometimes.  I always think I will remember them, but never do.  This time, maybe due to alcohol (remember, NO BACARDI.STILL!!!) depravation, I remembered to write down some particularly good ones this year:  

Heard at the nude pool:  Is it drunk in here, or is it just me?  

Heard at breakfast one morning:  When I woke up this morning, I was ready for a nap.  

Heard at the beach:  Im the poster child for Just Say Yes.  

Heard at dinner:  I think I have my hair on too tight.  

Heard in the cool Jacuzzi:  You can never have too much KY or popcorn.  

Heard at the nude pool: Denny, your fly is open, Bad ducky, bad, bad ducky, and My ducky is just a little short.   

Heard in the hot tub:  Im so drunk, I cant hear.  

Heard in the Dining Room, My husband is wearing my red leather pumps and eating cream puffs.  

Heard at the toga party:  Quick, before my toga explodes.  

Told to me:  I was going to bring some glow in the dark penis straws, but I was afraid everyone would think I was bad.  Good thing Skip didnt think that (we already know how bad he is), and thanks for the 100+ penis straws that all the ladies got to suck all week, you are always thinking about us gals.  Such a giver kind of guy.   

And the best one, heard at Roberts Grill:  Ill have a grilled cheese.  Robert replies:  sorry mon, no cheese right now.  OK, then Ill have a cheeseburger.  GIVE THAT MAN ANOTHER DRINK!!  

The games were continuous.  Both the Wet T Shirt Contest and the Men in Motion contests were dominated by the Wet, Wild 'N Wicked gang.  No, the gals didnt win first place, but that was cuz there was so many of them, the votes got split in the wrong directions.  Had I been from FL, I would have insisted on a recount, Im sure some of those guys didnt realize how they were hanging their chads, especially one New Yorker, who shall remain nameless.  I had never seen the Man in Motion contest, and that became the one new thing, must do for this trip.  Wow.what have I been missing?  I think Thursday afternoons are going to become a required event, especially with flying WWWers, drunken WWWers, and the always-sexy WWWers. BIG, BIG Congrats to all the winners in both contestsI personally think everyone who participated was a winner.  Just participating is more than I would do.  Thanks to all who participated, and made those contests fun.   

Im stuck now, because there is so much of what went on during the WWW 2001 Summer trip that would be seen as something other than the true family/friendship bonding that went on that I cant share any more of the intimate stuff, so I will switch to the practical things.   

Last year, during WWW, Denny suggested making a drive to collect school supplies for the schools of Jamaica.  Im sure that many hedonists have been donating school supplies for years, but I honestly hadnt heard about it before the WWW trip in 2000.  It went over so well, that many other groups took the same project on.  It seems now that taking school supplies to Hedonism is commonplace.  This is music to my soul, the schools in JA are in desperate need of all the help they can get.  This year, Denny decided to focus on books instead of just school supplies.  Once again, the WWW crew resounded with completely humbling participation.  We collected books, books, and more books.  Each time we returned to our room there was a backpack full of books, more books, and more books outside our room.  We had all kindsfrom Sesame Street, Pokemon, coloring books, number and alphabet books to children novels.  We tried to count how many books the WWW collected, and to the best of our count, we collected between 1,000 and 1,100 childrens books, which will be donated to the schools in and around Negril.  My biggest hope as the WWW trips continue to unfold, is that somehow we will make the lives a little easier for the children of Jamaica.  Here are a couple of the pictures I took of our room before they came to pick up all our books.   

 

New stuff:  As reported, there is a lot of new stuff happening around Hedo.  Supposedly, (and I use that term on purpose, we, nor any other repeaters, received an invite to the repeater party.did we care??  Nada) there are all kinds of new things coming to Hedo.  We did see some evidence of that, via the new drywall barrier that was constructed around the basketball courts and between Veronicas and the dining room.  Will it be the purported Ice Skating Ring..or maybe???  How about a rock-climbing wall?  I can see it nowa bunch of drunks on ice skates, or climbing a 60 ft vertical structure.  Somehow Beth would turn that one into a Wesson oil party or something.  I think these plans will change before completion, but that is only my opinion.   

In closing, I always like to mention people by name in my trip report, it puts personality into it.  This trip report is different.  If I were to list all the people that had an impact on my vacation, my life, my relationship, my soul, I would not only bore everyone who wasnt there to tears, Id probably bore the rest of you.  Please know that all of you played an invaluable part in making this the most exciting, fun, silly, stupid, hilarious, informative, learning vacation of my life.  To Denny..as only you can do, thank you for being you!!!  

diane