How do you describe a trip to a place called Hedonism? The name pretty much sums it all up. No need to reiterate the glowing praises or complaints about the facilities as it has all been said before. Suffice it to say, the room was fine, water was fine (except for when the water line broke in one of the H block upper rooms) and the food was good. I tried everything at least once and found some new tastes I enjoyed and some others I did not. BUT, jerk chicken, pork and fish is by far the best. I've never tasted these delights before and loved them all, especially the Jerk chicken at the end of the 6PM pool line. Loved the nude conversation in line waiting for the jerk chicken, getting a couple plates and returning to the pool to share the treasure with new WWW friends around a floating raft. Life is good.
First I must thank Denny for providing us an opportunity to make friends before we even arrived. Never before have I flown half way around the world, stripped nekkid in public (cause we were afraid of getting near the pool with any clothes on) at the table near H block, walked to the pool and as soon as we hit the top of the steps we hear " Heeyyy Cooter." . Look around and there are over half a dozen familiar faces waving at us from the pool. People we have never met in person but have become friends with in Denny's chat room. It was amazing. All within a half hour of getting off the bus. Talk about flooding the senses, but that was just the beginning. After a few nekkid hugs (I love nekkid hugs) I bellied up to the bar and realized I had no clue as to what drink to order. Rum punch came to mind so we started there. By the time we got our room (who needs a stinkin' room, I wanna stay in the pool J) we felt like Hedo vets already. Talking to 3, 4, 5 or 6 friends at once, constant introductions. Instantaneous friendships that will last a lifetime.
It goes without saying that we had a great time. Besides the photos we brought back, we also carry many good memories, like nekkid hugs (did I mention I like nekkid hugs?), getting kicked out of the dining hall for penis painting (Cheryl and Sherri qualify as artistes extraordinaire and Mike makes an excellent canvas or so we thought, not security), learning that flopping your tits on the bar at the pool gets you head of the line service (when Melissa did that Jeremy, the bartenders eyes bulged the size of saucers and she got her drinks), and yes I am man enough to drink out of a penis straw ( for a while at least). Memories of the WWW chaperone following us everywhere, her evil eye watching our every move, carrying a dismembered penis as a reminder to us bad boys. I learned a few things while at Hedo also. Never go to the bar for drinks for everyone. That is when the fun things happen, ie while you are gone. Every time I came back with a load of drinks, the chorus was always the same "You shoulda been here, SlyDi did ..". Also learned to never, ever, ever touch one of those mean, nasty little red bastards called sea urchins. They HURT! (been there, done that)
My first Butt Chug. What a dream come true. Don't know who finally ended up on top (waiting for the pics, butt I think it was Lana and Cheryl) but the view is really different down there. Mark was right, DON"T breathe. I had beer down my nose and down my throat and somebody was playing with my lower region. Isn't life great?
As I understand, they have many activities going on, such as nude volleyball, body painting etc. Never tried any of that. We were having entirely too much fun in the pool. Hated having to leave to get cleaned up for dinner, but you can't live on Dirty Bananas, Purple Rains and whatever the hell that red drink I was drinking so many of, was.
Memories of moving the black and glow party back to the pool at 1 AM and trying to keep Sherri and Cheryl from swallowing those little glow sticks. Also trying to clip the glow rings on Lana, Sherri, Cheryl and SlyDi's nipples. Not easy when you are drunk, but really fun ;) .
And the shows that beat all shows. The wet T contest and the Men in Motion. Nobody comes close to the WWW group in those shows. The performances were the best of the week. I know some of the participants probably don't remember what they did (but we got pictures J). Took a lot of courage to get up there and much of it was liquid. I must give Melissa a kudo. It took some serious courage for a Hedo virgin to get up and be the first to do the Wet T dance. You did great Mel.
The whole trip seems surreal now. Seems so long ago, yet the memories are so fresh. Almost seems like we should be starting our shopping trips for next summers trip. Who would have thought a nude week would require so much clothing shopping. The slut wear the WWW ladies put on was out of this world. You each were goddesses in those threads (and without).
I miss you all and look forward very much to our next trip.
Nekkid hugs to you all
Cooter
From Sly Di:
I dont even know where to start to describe what a
wonderful vacation we had. When
we first decided to go to Hedo I was not to sure that I was really ready for
it. It was truly Chucks dream
in the beginning. When we began
talking to people on the message board and in the chat room I became a little
less nervous, but still was thinking what have I gotten myself in to.
When we arrived at the airport in Atlanta and knew people right away, I
began to feel a little better. And
when we walked to the pool at Hedo and were instantly greeted with hugs and
called by name, I knew I was at the place I wanted to be.
This was truly the vacation of a lifetime for us. I
realized while we were there how I need to step out of the mother, teacher,
whatever mode I feel I need to be in at any one time, and get back to the
carefree, not take things so seriously, enjoy life person I used to be.
It was great to be able to be myself and not fear being judged, be a
little wicked and fulfill some of my wonderful husbands dreams that I never
have at home (where can you wear all that slutwear in your hometown without
running in to someone you know?), and let down my hair and try things I would
not dare do anywhere else? I must
say it was liberating.
We made such wonderful friends while there.
I miss everyone so much and look at the pictures often so that I can
remember what fun we had and get a little of the spirit back.
There are so many highlights when we arrived at Hedo and were
greeted by the staff and offered champagne I felt like I had landed on Fantasy
Island. I kept waiting for Ricardo Montalbon and Tattoo to come out
and greet us. Since our room wasnt
ready and we decided to go down to nude pool, I made Chuck take his clothes
off (and so did I) at one of the picnic tables because I read on the message
board so often how it wasnt very good to go to the nude pool with your
clothes on. Sitting with Bob and
Lana down at the beach, and floating
on the rafts each morning talking with friends was so relaxing.
Dave and Jody were great cabana people who filled up a raft with drinks
for everyone to quench our thirst. Speaking
of drinks, those Landsharks proved to be deadly.
The day of the Welcome party I didnt realize how many I had drank
until we got out of the pool to get ready to go to the party.
Chuck half carried me to the room and then was faced with wife who
couldnt even sit up on the bed, much less get in the shower and get ready
to go to the party. What a
wonderful husband! He put me in
the shower, washed my hair, blew it dry and dressed me for the party.
By the time we arrived, I was a little more under control.
I was so
proud of all of our wet t-shirt and MIM contestants who represented WWW in
such a fine way. I wish I had the
courage to get up and participate also. Who
knows maybe next year? The
PJ party was so fun, and Chuck was very proud of his Adam costume.
I must say I thought it was very clever and he looked quite fetching!
Dancing at the Disco was really fun, but boy can you work up a sweat in
there. It was nice to be able to leave there and go get in the pool
and hot tub. Watching Chucks
face when he got his butt chug was so funny, I only wish I had a camera there
to record the moment for posterity! John
and Cheryl got me in trouble one day by daring me to pinch Rudys butt as he
came by (it must have been his day off because it was a nekkid butt).
Of course, I couldnt let a dare go unanswered, and it got me in
trouble when he turned around to see who had pinched him.
We all had a good laugh, and Chuck missed all of the fun because he was
in the jerk chicken line. Hes
right, all the action happened when he was not around!
(Well, not all the action)!
Watching Chucks face when Cheryl and Sherri did a lap dance for him
was priceless, and it is recorded on the camera.
I
could go on and on about the things that we did, but you all were at the same
things so know how much fun they were.
I hope I have brought the Hedo spirit home and that it lasts for a long
time. I am sorry that I cant
share all of our good times with our friends who are here. I will definitely have a couple of pictures on my desk (the
ones that I can show) to remind me of all the great times while we were there.
I have to thank Denny and Diane for being the catalyst for creating
such a wonderful experience for everyone.
I would never have thought I could go somewhere on vacation and have
instant friends from the time I got there.
There are too many wonderful friends to name by name, but you all know
that you have a special place in my heart.
They say that each year at WWW gets better and better.
I dont how this could ever be improved.
I look forward to being with all of you again in that very special
place that I hope we get to escape to over and over again.
Nekkid Hedo Hugs,