My WWW 2001 Summer Trip  

Or as I like to call it  

My cumming out party!  

DISCLAIMER: This trip report is very long, and for that I apologize. But I just have to take you from genesis to revelations or you wont understand why this trip was so important to me. I promise not to be too long-winded.  

Wow, what can I say? Where do I begin? This trip was an absolute blast! I had so much fun! I honestly feel Ive been transformed because of this trip. Youll understand what I mean shortly. Read on  

This trip is was a long time coming for me. In February 2000, as I was in the process of a divorce from my now ex-husband, I decided that I needed a vacation from all of the drama. On the spur of the moment, I decided to just go to Jamaica to relax and clear my head and I figured I wouldnt be the best of company, so I decided to go alone. I stayed at Breezes, Montego Bay. My goal was to go and sulk and have a private pity party. But Jamaica is so friggin magnetic that I forgot all about my problems. Anyway, while in my hotel room, Id occasionally see ads for other SuperClubs resorts, and thats how I heard about Hedo. I remember thinking, I would love to go to a place like that. So, I started reading all I could about Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica. Thats how I stumbled onto Dennys website. I hungrily absorbed all the information, read Chris Santillis book, and then knew for a fact that I wanted to go to this mysterious place called Hedo.  

But I had so many fears, so many concerns. Would I be accepted or will I stick out like a sore thumb? I decided to ask straightforward questions and get some straightforward answers from the source: Denny. He quickly put my frustrations at ease and told me that I worry too much. Hey that did it for me. He also put me in touch with Darlene, a Hedo veteran with whom I could ask more candid questions that she might better be able to relate to. That helped tremendously. With Darlenes added encouragement, I booked a vacation for February, 2001, but chickened out. L OK, lets try this again. I booked for April, 2001. Did I go? Close, but no cigar!  

What the hell is my problem? I thought. This is friggin ridiculous. Obviously this is something I want to do, so what is the problem? I was just plain afraid of the unknown. At that point, I decided to go with the WWW crew and told myself there was no turning back. Again, I got cold feet but I figured it was time to face my fears! On to the trip  

Darlene had promised to meet me in the lobby at Hedo with a drink in hand to help ease my fears. But after a 10-hour flight delay in Chicago, I figured shed think I chickened out again. And I start thinking to myself, maybe this is an omen of things to come. BOY WAS I WRONG!  

I finally get to Montego Bay around 8pm and get ready to take the infamous bus ride from hell to Hedo when I see a woman headed toward the bus with pink hair! I think to myself, ooh, her hair is so cute! Turns out were all headed in the same direction and I meet my first friends from Hedo: Pink and Irish! They were so cool and we talked about what to expect at Hedo (rather, they endured my endless mind-numbing questions about what to expect) for the entire bus ride. By the way, I dont know what the big deal is about the bus ride, I didnt think it was that bad at all.  

I get to the resort, check-in is quick and I get upgraded from Prude Gardenview to Prude Oceanview. (Where else would I be?) Its about midnight now, and Ive been awake for about 24 hours, but I am not about to go to bed yet! I need my support, so I go looking for Darlene. Only a couple of places she could possibly be this time of night: either the disco or the nude hot tub. So off I go to the disco and I dont see any signs of this woman anywhere. I take a deep breath and decided to find the hot tub. I run into Pink and Irish again and Irish kindly walks me to the nude area. I walk through once (fully clothed, I might add) and keep right on going! I try again, this time actually looking for Darlene but again I cant disrobe! Now Im feeling a bit of deja vu with this chicken sh*t attitude. With no Darlene around for a pep talk, I decide to talk myself into it. Come on Carla. You DID NOT come all this way to act like an idiot. What is the big deal? Its dark out here anyway! So, off with the clothes and into the hot tub!  

YIKES! This damn water is hot! What the hell are all these people sitting in this hot water for?! And while Im thinking this with my heart beating a mile a minute, I start to notice a couple of guys headed my way. I sit and chat for a while and find out that they are pretty cool, for the most part. After about an hour, I decide to go looking for Darlene again. (I am just convinced that shes around somewhere and hasnt turned in for the night.) Back to the disco for one more quick look. I dont see her so I decide to go to the restroom to reapply makeup and who comes wobbling in with eyes at half-mast? None other than my Darlenie, my partner in crime!  We scream. We hug. We chat. We go get some drinks! I fill her in on why Im late and find out that shes all but put out an APB on me with the Hedo front desk! OK, at this point the trip becomes a bit of a blur. I dont know what happened what days after that, but here are the highlights  

The Welcoming Party in the disco was fun. But I got tired of signing everyones Scavenger Hunt sheet under the topic of most afraid of going nekkid. Screw this label, I told myself, and off came my top in the middle of the disco with mostly clothed individuals everywhere. Hows that for shy?  

I made my official WWW necklace with the beads brought by Ed and Jeanie.  I know Im supposed to spell out Sugar Nipples because Ive talked a whole lot of BS on Dennys message board, but I lose my courage and stop at Sugar. But no, those damn Wenches Mierin and Mel just werent having it! I swear they just wouldnt let it rest. I had to get the rest of the necklace. I was a good girl up til that point. Fine! I get another necklace and put Nipples on it and the spell is cast. The next thing I know Im drinking Bob Marley shots like Tom Hanks drank water after he got off the island in Castaway! Then theres this big commotion on top of the swim-up bar with a line of people muff-diving on a certain young lady who shall remain nameless. The next thing I know someone (who also shall remain nameless) grabs me and says, Youre next in line!  

Oh no, I cry. Im too shy! But this nameless person wasnt hearing any of that. At this point, Ill skip to the end: ya know how they say it tastes like chicken? Well, this tasted like a Sunset. It took me a while to realize why. *devilish grin* Then someone says to me, I have never seen a black girl turn so red! That was hilarious! That was the beginning of the end  

After that, my days were filled with endless Bob Marley shots, Dirty Bananas, Sunsets and the occasional rum cream shot; dirty dice; going out in the speedboat to watch the water skiers, snorkelers, and divers (because I cant swim myself); partying in the disco; laughing until I choked watching Irish dive like a madman off of the stage during the Men in Motion contest (that was the funniest moment of my entire trip YOU GO BOY!); eating good food; giggling and frolicking daily in the nude pool; talking about everything and nothing with people I had just met; smoking a Cohiba with some guy (stop slobbering all over my cigar!); watching the nude volleyball participants ( as opposed to joining themI aint THAT bold!!); loving life and not wanting any of the fun to end.  

The only bad part of the trip for me was when the A/C went out for about 24 hours. But that was easily remedied by heading back to the nude pool! Oh yeah, and one other thing was when Rudy started grabbing my ankles underwater. That freaked me out because I cant swimbut he didnt know that.  

The staff was great, the guests even better, and the WWWers: THE BEST!  

Shout-outs:

Darlene and Harold I love you to death! Thanx for letting me be a third wheel.

Pink and Irish you 2 are so cool. Thanx for welcoming me so instantly!

Tom and JoAnne by far the sexiest couple!

Mel and Mierin my fellow single Wenches. You are 2 cool, classy, carefree, fun, silly, bad ass, sluts-in-training. What was Bud Bundys real name?

Joy and Jamila the Cali girls. Joy, my evil twin: stay cool woman! Hey Jamila, weve got to meet up in your neck of da woods sometime soon.

Ed and Jeannie Thanx for the beads!

Ron and Laura Laura, youve got a wild man, girl.

Boomer and Stephanie Boomer, I hope I can do that tour with you guys next time. Steph, thanx for the smoke and conversation.

The English couple I cant remember your names, but what exactly is 7 stern?

Mike and Suzi (The Latin Slut) where the hell did she cum from?! I can hear her now saying Come here all my b*tches! She was so demanding. I just loved it! Mike, youve got your hands full with that vixen.

John and Judy I can still hear Judys little fiesty voice!

Ro and Beth 2 of the nicest nekkid people I ever did meet!

Sharon, Delilah, and Wendy Three of the sexiest women Ive ever metespecially Sharon!

Chris and Shelli Shelli, dont I owe you a Boobie hug?

Tony (the Italian guy) Maybe next year I can live out THAT fantasy.

Steve youre such a nice, quiet guy. But I do recall spotting you with someones breast in your mouth on occasion.

Christina such a beauty!

Lance and Jessica such a sexy couple!

Eric what was that drink again? Scotch? Whatever it was, it was gooood! Made me so warm and tingly.  *devilish wink*

Gerald and Linda Ill see YOU next year!

Gary and LeAnn, Jerry and Wendy, Jerry and Edie, Rob, Kirsten, Rebecca, Baron and Theresa, Dick, Phil and Judy I didnt get to talk much with you guys, but I hope to see you all next year!

Denny and Diane Thanx for this website, coordinating and planning WWW trips, the book drive, checking to ensure I was having a good time, thanx for being great people!  

The staff:

Rudy What a wild little boy! Thanx for making my days fun, but damn you for biting me down there!

Teddy Bear your slaps on my bottom hurt so good. Thats yet another area where a black girl will turn red!

Patrick you are so gorgeous. If I ever get my hands on you

Delroy and Scumba you 2 are the best Sunset and Dirty Banana drink mixing, Bob Marley shot making, good sports, hard working men I know! Respect!

ONeill (in Watersports) Thanx for the memories. So sorry I didnt even get to say good bye. But every time my head is thrown back over the edge of a boat in the middle of the ocean at night and Im gazing at the stars and moaning while everyone else is deep sea diving and Im in sheer and utter ecstasy, Ill think of you!  

To all those who I left out: dont hold it against me, I was a drunken, nekkid slut-in-training most of the time.   

So was this trip worth it? You better believe it. I came away feeling revived and alive. And I realized that when you decide to view things differently, your attitude can and will change. I didnt know what Id say to my family and friends when they asked, How was it? But I learned something interesting. When you learn to accept yourself, faults and all, others will accept you too! The people at Hedo gave me that understanding. Since Ive gotten back so much has changed for me, including resigning from my current job and a scheduled move to another city. These are things Ive wanted to do for years, but never had the guts to do it. Now, I just feel like living instead of wishing.  

Thanx Hedo (and thanx WWW)!  

Nekkid Boobie Hugs,

Carla