Bob & Lana (WWW2001 Summer)

Hedo II - WWW Summer Group – July 6th through the 13th  2001 

Venture and Lady Venture  

Once upon a time in the not so distant past, a handsome young couple  ( hey, we hear you calling “bullshit”, knock it off) boarded a big silver bird in their homeland.  They soon fell asleep and when they awoke they found themselves in a strange land with beautiful tropical plants and flowers.  They looked at each other and realized that they were naked!

Their clothes were nowhere in sight.  The only article they possessed was a door key attached to their wrists.  They had an eerie feeling that they had visited this strange land before, but they also somehow knew that this visit would be different.  

They heard the sounds of people laughing and music playing and decided to venture down the black path towards these sounds.  As they came closer a gentleman who smiled and simply said “Welcome to Hedonism my friends” approached them.   This was a strange name and Venture wondered if it meant the same thing as Utopia or Paradise.

The path narrowed and all of a sudden they saw a sight that was beyond belief!  There were nekkid people everywhere.  These crazies were playing with water guns, rubber ducks, blow up dolls, and large objects that resembled the male member.   Lady Venture cried out “Lets run and hide in the bushes for these people are not of this planet” but alas it was too late.  Before she could run there were people calling her by name and running up with arms out stretched giving out big nekkid hugs and smooches.  Venture decided right then and there that he did not want to awake from this dream and he whispered to his Lady that they should just go with the flow.  He had never seen so many beautiful nekkid ladies in his life.  These ladies were even sipping drinks through straws that were shaped like a penis.  

Venture found out that these natives belonged to a tribe called the WWW Summer Group. They were led by a very special and personable gentleman referred to as DennyP, whose last name must have been Dotcom.   Lady Venture confessed to Venture that she had joined this tribe in another life and had conversed with them through a strange modem called the Internet, which was much faster than drums or smoke signals.  Venture remembered her spending a great deal of time using a device that had an attachment called the keyboard, and that he was never allowed to touch it.  

Members of this tribe partook of great quantities of  liquid spirits.  So much that they could not remember their own names or the names of others, so they wore necklaces with their names on them as a reminder.  They had strange names like Man-Whore, Trixie, Metsfanmel, Racer, Pink, Irish, LA, Gmon, Ho, Slut, Slut Wife, Romeo, Chip, Dip, Hedowitch, Loungeshark and SCNOLE  just to name a few.  Several of the ladies must have been closely related because they were all named Slut in Training.  

On two occasions, around midday, there was some kind of tribal ritual  held in a common eating area .  It was unusual for the WWW tribe to go there except at night because they had to clothe themselves.   There was another tribe there at this time that must have lived on the other end of  the tropical forest.  Evidently they held different beliefs that required them to be covered with textiles.  

The first gathering must have been some kind of mating ritual.  Many of the ladies  soaked their tops with water and danced seductively in front of the males.  Lady Venture had decided to join in this ritual and had been partaking of fermented beverages and was very relaxed about her performance.  Venture should have been partaking because he was ten times more nervous than she was.  He just wanted her to do well and enjoy her first time baring her breasts on stage.  She did him proud and proved his point that every woman has some exhibitionist in them.  Venture looked at the women on stage and counted 28 and smiled as he thought to himself, “28 first place winners, damn, I love these girls”.  Venture then took his Lady to their quarters so he could worship her and make good on all the promises he had made to her.  Venture’s only disappointment about this entire event came when his digital camera got wet, shorted out, and he was unable to capture her dancing image for future fuel for the fires of desire. 

HEY------For you fellow perverts, who have pics of my wife dancing around showing her tits and ass, this is where you say, “Poor Bob, I’ll e-mail him all I have ASAP”.

Oh, by the way, I wasn’t able to get pics of your wives either, so send them too!  

A few days later some of  the males performed in a similar ritual.  These males must have consumed massive amounts of firewater because they were barely able to sit up in their chairs.  One jumped from the stage onto the floor and Venture thought for a moment that a Satanic ritual was about to take place.  One guy even danced with his hat on.  The ladies seemed to enjoy this blatant display of testosterone.  They were constantly pulling off the performers shorts and shirts.  Lady Venture had a great time watching and assisting in this primitive ritual and she especially enjoyed her “dessert” of cookies and ice water.  She knew that she must have still been dreaming!  

The nights were filled with gatherings that required some type of  clothing.  Venture was awe struck by the beauty of the ladies in risqué attire and FMP’s.   He knew  that this type of dress was referred to as slut wear.  He thought to himself, “Thank goodness for slut wear and the ladies that wear it”.  Venture also thought how lucky a man is if he has a wife that lets the slut in her shine through.  There were a lot of lucky guys in this tribe called WWW.  

The days were filled with laugh after laugh in the pool.  They met this one young lady who was always up to something mischievous.  Venture tried to remember her real name but could only remember that she once told him to refer to her as “Diva”. She kept everyone alert with her antics.  She involved everyone in the fun with her jokes and her underwater sneak attacks.   

As the days flew by, Venture and his Lady thought of all the things they had seen and experienced.  Things like four guys with panties on their heads in the game room, naked girls on the piano in the piano bar, and a trip to Margaritaville with good friends.  There were two sets of triplets in see through dresses.  There were fountain dances, body shots,  butt chugs, and many beautiful women standing naked in a waterfall.  There was a cruise for the tribe, and a black and glow night.      

Lady Venture especially enjoyed watching the Hedo newbies go from being nervous to being the life of the party at times.  They learned so much about having good, clean fun in such a short period of time.  At times they drank too much and were sure they had entered the Twilight Zone.  They learned the valuable lesson of pacing themselves after that, but weren’t near as much fun to watch.  

They thought about the magic of this place called Hedonism and how it always brings them closer.  A place where they could laugh with new friends who seemed like old ones in just a matter of hours. A place where the days turned into foreplay for the night.  A place where they could be together under the stars.   

All too soon it was time to climb on the silver bird and head back to their homeland.  They will keep the memories of good friends in their hearts for years to come.  New dreams soon come next July, Mon!  Thanks to all for making this dream come true.  

Venture B & L