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September 2000.Booked a carribean cruise
October 2000.Found Denny Ps web site, canceled cruise, booked WWW
November 2000.Bought fun stuff (glow sticks, purple toga material, 69 raft, penis
squirt gun, etc), made PJ
costumes, read message board daily, chatted with new friends on the message boards, counted the days
Saturday, December 9, 2000OFF TO HEDO!
The flight to Mo Bay on Air Jamaica was very nice but too early to start drinking Red Stripes. Once we landed in Mo Bay, we immediately had our first beer while waiting for our Tim Air flight. Robert, our pilot, assured us that, even though we did not bring him a beer, he would get us to Hedo safely(the 2 seater plane was pretty much duct taped together yeek!). 16 minutes later, we were on the ground and headed for the resort.
It was great to get out of our taxi and see (the infamous
blue eyed) Denny P in the lobby as well as Deb and Brian, who we had become
friends with thru the WWW connection.
We had lunch, got our room (next door to Deb & Brian), unpacked,
and by 3 pm, we were headed to the beach.
Being Hedo II virgins, we had guess that it would take us
about 2-3 hours to feel comfortable with the nude thing..yea right, we
totally missed the acclimation period.I think we were laying out nude on
the Point, talking to 5-6 nude people in about 2-3 MINUTES not hours..Funny
how that happens at HEDO. The
magic was evident all around us and about an hour into our stay, a double
rainbow appeared in the sky and then we watched the most incredible sunset.
We ventured into the famous hot tub where
we met Kathleen and Alan, Lori and Curtis and a bunch of other WWWers.
Since it had been an early travel morning, we had a calm night and
retired early.
Robert and I actually got up early and played Tennis and
then took a power walk. Whew.got
all the exercise over with! Then
we found the beach and floated all day, on our new 69 raft, meeting
people. The WWW welcome party at
the disco was a great way to finally put faces with names.
Although, based on the number of comments about my chaps picture
in the pre-WWW private album, people were probably trying to match my name
with some other part of my anatomy!
Dinner at Pastafaris with Kathleen, Alan, and Clayton and Emily (Cant
believe your trip from hell!) was fun.(Did we flash someone during a
picture taking session??) After
dinner, we joined up with several WWWers and went to the piano bar where my
penis squirt gun was highly popular. Then
it was off to the hot tub for a late night/morning.
By this time, we were good friends with Lori & Curtis (broken leg
sympathy?), Ian & Karla (now, where are you guys from??), Debbie &
Bernie (peach schnapps from the shot glass, squirt gun or Barbara??), Kuno
& Nora (our heros for keeping the rumba going into their 60s and
70s), Deb & Brian (New parents escape to Hedo to sleep for a week!),
Heather & Don (NY or Tenn??), Roland (career counseling at its best from
Barbara), and many others you guys are all great fun!!
Okayso we overdid it on Sunday.major hangover that we worked through on Monday.Still recovered enough to get to the beach grill by 11 am for French fries and bloody marys (Scumba saved us). The wet t-shirt contest at 1:30 was a highlight! Deb you are an inspiration for all new mothers!! No one else could ever wet their t-shirt from the inside out like you could! All the WWWers were great sports and we rooted them
all on! We
enjoyed a quiet dinner at Pastafaris with Ian and Karla and Denny and Diane
that night and then got to bed before midnight.
After I wrote things down for the first couple of days, I
got lazy (Hedo magic) and now everything is somewhat of a blur.We did
recover nicely from Mondays hangover and went snorkeling, won 3rd
place at the PJ party for Funkiest couple (wanna bang my tom tom??)finally
got our WWW tattoosfloated daily on our rafts in the floatilla with our new
friends went on the WWW Catamaran ride survived a migraine headache but
missed glow night. watched Robert jump over the 40 foot cliff and the rope
swing (Hedo knows no age limits) helped Ian find his underwater
room/safe keyswatched the 2 sets of sex athletes/energizer bunnies
go at it from all angles non-stop all week (who were those people & where
can we buy their porn videos??) drank endless amounts of rum, vodka,
scotch, beer, (okay, easier to list what we didnt drink gin). got
addicted to Roberts French fries and grilled ham/cheese sandwiches and the
jerk chicken. took more naps
(did we sleep?) than we have in years. totally forgot the hustle and bustle
of the Christmas season at home., and overall, had an incredible time at
Hedo with the WWW group and all of our new friends!!
Overall remarks:
Dont go to Hedo II for the food, the drinks, (both
begin to all taste the same after the 3rd or 4th day) or
the accommodations. Go for the
attitude and the magic of it all. We
have never experienced a resort where everyone (nude side) was automatically
your friend!
We cannot thank Denny enough for the amount of time he commits to making the WWW group a reality and for maintaining his web site. And thanks to Diane for making everyone feel so comfortable the minute you sign up for WWW. Both of you are truly wonderful people and have made a mark in many peoples lives (including the school children in Negril). Until next year.