Jamie & Hazel
Trip Report Hazel & Jaime December 7-16, 2000.
I have always read the trip
reports on Denny's board with great interest.
Most of them are very entertaining, but I have felt that some offered a
little too much personal information. I
have submitted a few trip reports of my own, making sure to keep them generic
and impersonal. I usually write
about who I met, what I ate, what I wore, blah blah blah. But I never write about my personal relationships or sexual
encounters, which I always felt were not for public knowledge.
This will be a very different kind
of trip report for me. It is
extremely personal and contains a little history as well.
Prologue
I recently wrote a report about my
annual Halloween/Anniversary trip to Hedo.
What I did not mention in that report was that, for the first time
ever, I did not have the best time I could have had.
Vacations should not be stressful, but that one really was.
I had to deal with the fact that I was going to be there at the same
time as -- not one -- but two of my ex-boyfriends!
Damn! One of them made me
feel very miserable while I was there. I
will not even mention his name in this report because that would give him too
much importance, and I won't do that again.
The ex-boyfriend who I'll focus on for this report is Jaime, since we
have managed to remain on very
friendly terms.
The History
Jaime and I met at Hedo during my
first trip in 1996. We did not
exchange addresses or phone numbers on that trip, as we met the day before I
was leaving, and neither of us thought of it.
We were both glad to see each other the following year, and remembered
to exchange phone numbers so that we could keep in touch.
We sent cards to one another and phoned each other from time to time.
In 1998 Jaime missed his trip to Hedo because he had just started and
new job and could not get the time off. By
that time I was already in a serious relationship with another fellow I had
met at Hedo who lived a lot closer to home.
But Jaime and I still kept contact with each other the whole time.
By the time October 1999 rolled around I was no longer involved with
the other guy, and Jaime and I got much closer during that visit.
I even flew out to visit him twice during early 2000.
Things were definitely serious between us by then.
In early spring, when things were
still wonderful between us, we booked our Halloween/Anniversary vacation.
We were going to be roommates. Unfortunately,
things did not stay wonderful very long, and we broke up in late summer.
I'll spare you all the details of the break-up as they are of interest
only to him and me.
I arrived at Hedo for Halloween to
see my old friends again and have a great time, but I was also very anxious
about how Jaime and I would behave towards one another, since the break-up was
still fresh and the hurt was still strong.
I didn't really go there with a plan to reconcile with him, but it was
not out of the realm of possibility.
Needless to say, with all the
anxiety I felt, I didn't handle things very well.
I had a little too much to drink, a little too much ganja (which I cannot
handle), and a lot of outside influences from our old friends and some new
ones did not help the situation any. We
got off to a bumpy start, then tried to smooth things over, but I left Hedo
with a very dissatisfied feeling that I could have handled things better.
Upon returning from that
October/November trip, Jaime and I resumed our regular long-distance phone
marathons. (Oh, did I mention
this is a bi-coastal relationship?) We
talked about the trip and our daily lives.
I was back into the full swing of my stressful job in a mid-size
publishing company where I produce trade magazines.
It's a deadline driven occupation, and the biggest source of my stress.
I returned from Hedo to find one of my assistants quit while I was
away! I was nearly pulling my
hair out from the stress.
That's when Jaime started trying
to convince me to go back to Hedo with him, as he had already planned to
return in early December. It took
a little work on his part to get me to agree to go.
I really couldn't take the time from work as I had already used up all
my vacation days. But I really
needed the mental health break from work.
I also decided that this was something I had to do to try to make up
for the not-so-good time we shared at Hedo during October.
Return to Hedo 4 weeks later!
So, I did it.
I called Go-Classy and booked my trip for the same exact dates as his.
I exceeded my vacation time at work, giving them very little notice,
and once again I was off to Hedo.
I was so happy to see Jaime when I
arrived at Hedo on December 7th.
I arrived just before what seemed to be a monsoon!
Jaime and I had booked a room together in Garden View Nude, but he
arrived a day before me and they put him in Garden Prude.
When I got there they had a Garden View Nude room waiting for me.
No problem, he moved in with me and we stayed in all day since it never
stopped raining. I got to catch
up on some much-needed sleep.
Since it was Thursday (Toga night)
we had thought that we might go outside of Hedo to dinner because neither of
us really likes dressing up in sheets. It was fun the first 3 or 4 visits, but we soon decided it
was kind of lame, at least for us. But
we didn't get to go off-site to dinner because it never stopped raining.
The weather just got worse, but that turned out to be a good thing for
us. The sound of the rain and
thunder and lightning outside our window was very exciting for me.
We lit a candle in the dark room, opened the drapes and put the
bedspread on the window seat. We
sat there, naked in each other's arms and kissing, for what seemed like hours.
We watched the crazy weather and the crazy toga-clad people running
through the deluge to get to the dining room.
It was strangely soothing and erotic at the same time. We got so wrapped up in each other that we almost forgot to
eat dinner that night! Eventually
Jaime would get dressed and go to the dining room to fetch us some dinner, and
brought it back to the room, where we fed each other in bed.
What a guy!
This was a vacation with a lot of FIRSTS.
To start with, this was the FIRST
time either of us had been to Hedo in December.
This was the eighth visit for each of us.
Jaime always goes for Halloween/Anniversary because his birthday also
happens to fall during that week. I
have usually been to Hedo either in February/March or for
Halloween/Anniversary.
This was the FIRST time that Jaime had spent an entire week on the nude beach.
I hope he doesn't mind me telling this, but the reason he usually hangs
out at the prude beach is that during one of his first trips he got "hit
on" by a gay guy on the nude beach.
I promised to protect him during this trip from any unwanted advances
from gay guys, but as it turns out, I never had to come to his rescue J
This was also the FIRST
time either of us had witnessed so many PDA's in broad daylight!
Oh, sure. We've seen many
gropings and simulated oral sex in the disco, and the usual nighttime twosomes
and threesomes in the hot tub. But
I NEVER saw so much screwing around in plain sight in the broad daylight in my
life! It was quite interesting,
to say the least. It had quite an
effect on both of us. That's all
I'm going to say for now (tee hee aren't I a tease?)
This was the FIRST time we did not party like animals. We spent the entire vacation relaxing and enjoying the sun
(yes, it did eventually stop raining!) It
was not like our usual trips where we would hang out all night long in the
piano bar or the disco. We never
even made it to the hot tub once! We
just decided to hang out together all the time and enjoy each other's company
and get reacquainted.
We were back in our room most
nights by midnight where we would give each other massages or just spend long
hours having the most incredible sex ever!
Jaime is the best lover I have ever had, without a doubt.
We got up late every morning for
breakfast. We managed to get
chairs on the beach every day, despite arriving there after the crowds got the
best spots (Thanks Augustus!)
This was the FIRST time I met Denny & Diane. What a great couple they are.
This trip happened to coincide with Denny's WWW Winter trip.
As I submitted my October report to Denny I mentioned that I would be
back at Hedo again while he was there, and that I hoped we could finally meet.
Denny suggested that I should register Jaime and myself with the WWW
group, so I did.
We got to meet some of the other
WWW people during a cocktail party on Sunday night in the disco before dinner.
I had already met Hedo Bob on the TimAir flight from MoBay.
We met other WWW people too, and I apologize now for not remembering
any of their names. I always suck at names. But
they were all terrific people!
The WWW group was a fun group,
very friendly, and not demanding. Even
though we were officially part of the group, we never felt pressure to
participate in all their organized activities.
But it was nice to know that we could if we wanted to.
After having been to Hedo on a few occasions with so-called
"organized" groups I felt that I really wanted to do this trip on my
own terms, and at my own speed (super slow, thank you!)
The WWW group collected Christmas
gifts for the children at the Basic School in Negril. We brought our gift to the Sunday night cocktail party and
added it to the huge pile that was there.
(Denny, how DID you get all those gifts to the school?)
Other theme nights for the WWW
group included Black and Glow night and Purple Toga night.
On Black and Glow night almost everyone wore something black with neon
"glow" necklaces, bracelets, and other accessories.
Bob, sorry I never found you on the beach to get some glow stuff.
I seemed to always be otherwise occupied ;-) No problem and
now worries, mon. At least I
managed to find a fabulous black dress to wear -- almost backless with a low
cut front. Even though the dress
was long, and Jaime prefers short dresses, I think he liked it very much ;-)
We posed for two pictures by the Color Negril photographer and Jaime bought
them both the next morning. In
fact, he bought every picture that photographer took of us throughout out the
week, and there were lots!
On toga night we decided to hang
around Hedo for dinner instead of going off-site. We did not wear togas, but the WWW group's purple togas were
really awesome. We even stuck
around for the talent show, which was pretty good this time around.
There were a lot of really great singers there, including the
bartender, Paul, who always seems to be in every talent show I've ever seen.
Our favorite little coordinator, Ayana, performed a really sexy little
dance number for the crowd. The
only act I did not care for was a British guy telling some pretty bad jokes
and making some derogatory remarks about some Hedo employees and their sexual
preferences. I thought that was
extremely uncool.
We missed out on the WWW cruise,
and we never managed to find Denny & Diane's room to get those cute little
WWW tattoos. We were always late
for everything, another FIRST for
me, since I'm so used to always being on a schedule. I hope the WWW folks didn't think we were being anti-social.
We just wanted this trip to be about us, and we wanted to march to the
beat of our own steel drums.
One day we were just hanging out
in the nude pool where some WWW folks were throwing around these little
squishy water toys that looked like cube-shaped sponges covered with colorful
fabric. I was floating around on
a raft lying on my tummy, when someone decided that my tushy would make a good
target. Soon Jaime and I got
involved in a big game of tossing the spongy toy around.
As people on the far side of the pool would throw the toy at my butt,
Jaime would retrieve it and throw it back to them.
However, one of his shots went
high and the toy ended up on the roof of Delroy's bar.
Yikes! I razzed him for
his poor aim, and he decided to try to retrieve the toy.
He got one of the shuffleboard sticks (is that what they're called?)
and tried to knock the toy off the roof.
Even at six-foot-one, he couldn't reach the toy with the stick.
So someone suggested that he should let another person sit on his
shoulders and try to reach the toy with the stick.
Of course, they picked the shortest person in the pool, ME!
After a few awkward attempts trying to climb on his shoulders I managed
to stay up there. I grabbed the
stick with one hand, and held on to someone's hand with my free hand for
support. (Who was that anyway?
All I can remember was that it was a female hand.
Whoever you were, thanks for your help.)
After what seemed like an eternity (but probably was more like a couple
of minutes) I finally knocked that sucker down off the roof. I
was rewarded with applause and cheers and then proceeded to lose my balance
and fall backwards into the pool, nearly drowning myself! That was one of the most exciting moments we spent during
this trip, which was pretty much one big lazy vacation for us.
Public Displays of (more than) Affection
As I mentioned in this report
earlier, I have never seen so much fooling around in broad daylight that did
not involve a VCR with a remote control and a room with the shades drawn.
Public sex was a daily event on this trip.
I was in the spa one afternoon
getting a manicure and pedicure from Nishka.
Ayana was on a break and was hanging around outside the spa talking
with us inside through the window. All
of a sudden everyone's attention was on something that was going on in the
water.
We all looked outside where we saw
a guy pummeling his lady on a gigantic yellow '69' raft out by the outer buoy
line. She was completely hidden
from our view by the pillow on the raft, but he was kneeling and was in all
his glory. With the intensity of
his movements it was a small miracle that they didn't capsize or fall off that
raft. We really got a good laugh
as a small glass bottom boat from Couples was passing by.
They slowed down and came as close to the buoy line as they could to
get a better look. With such an
up-close and personal audience I thought for sure that this guy would lose his
wood, but NO WAY! He just kept
going, and going, and going
The floating platforms were also
stages for many acts of love. My
voyeuristic side was very, very satisfied during this trip J Lots of
sexual intercourse and oral sex were performed for all to see and enjoy.
One afternoon I was floating on a single raft while Jaime performed his
water aerobic therapy in the ocean. We
were near one of the platforms where we watched a guy rub suntan oil all over
his lady in slow rhythmic movements. I
thought they were just going to oil up and lay back and catch some rays.
What a silly girl I am! The
massage soon moved southward to her nether regions.
It was very slow and erotic, but I soon lost interest in watching.
I closed my eyes and concentrated on the swell of the waves beneath me.
Soon Jaime was whispering in my ear to open my eyes and look over to
the platform. My eyes were soon
fixed on a clear view of him penetrating her.
I think I came immediately just from that sight!
It was like I was a live audience member, smack dab in the middle of a
porn movie shoot, complete with sound effects.
Jaime, seizing advantage of the moment, decided I needed some release
of my own. I'll let your
imagination take over from here. Let's
just say that our own PDA was quite tame compared to what we had seen all week
long. But it was very special to
me, since it was my FIRST. Maybe it won't be the last.
But I will never tell again J
One thing I actually did not enjoy
seeing during this trip was this one guy, who seemed to be there by himself,
and who wore a constant hard-on adorned with a cock ring all week long.
Doesn't that hurt? He
strutted around like that all the time and it just turned me off.
I don't know why, it just did. I
even saw him pee in the bushes outside one of the ocean view rooms.
I guess he was too grossed out by the bathrooms by the hot tub, which
were not kept in the most sterile of conditions. I often found myself wandering all the way to the restrooms
by the dive shack whenever Nature called.
I guess that was too far for Mr. Cock Ring to walk.
It really grossed me out that he could just pee in the bushes while
everyone could see him. I found that very disrespectful.
Overall, while this trip was not
filled with wild partying and excitement, it was by far, the most enjoyable
I've had in a couple of years. I
thank Jaime for making it a stress-free and fun week for me.
Well, now we are back to our "normal" lives, e-mailing each other every day, and still calling each other frequently and piling up the long-distance phone charges. We are the best of friends (and lovers) and looking forward to another vacation together somewhere soon. Think it'll be Hedo?
