James & Leesa

LEESA & JAMES (aka the shy couple)  

Lets see... where can we start with the highlights?  1st place in body painting (Leesa supplied the canvas)... Rupe almost taking center stage while VH-1 was taping (wearing his usual)... everyone invading the prude pool to moon the disco windows (cheers could be heard underwater)... and that was all just in one day.  Then there was nude volleyball -- but more serious, so not as often as last year.  And diving without wetsuits -- or suits at all, for that matter (and no, the video is not available!).  Of course, there was Bobs 6' dick... marvelous Maaaaaggie... and alien Alex... (all inflatables - but dont tell Maggie or Alex).  What would WWW have been without the great welcoming reception (THANKS Denny!)... the catamaran cruise (love that Jello!)... the magical mystery tour (dont remember much)... all those great nights at Pastafaris (never did get a cumtwat tart, Elaine)... floating on our 69 raft (will never leave home without one now)... the theme nights (wear black & glow, and bare-as-you-dare)... and round-the-clock fun in the hot tub.  

As far as we know, this trip set a 1st for testing Roberts famous jerk sauce on personal body parts - actually only one... right Keith?  Dont know if Hedo bucks should go to Keith for the 90 minutes of agony, or to Wanda for suckering him into it, or to Stacey for helping remove it.  Either way, Robert plans to post a WWW disclaimer releasing him from any liability for misuse of his special sauce.  Of course, then Keith (aka Gilligan) followed up on bare-as-you-dare night by wearing only a heavy coat of green latex body paint to the dining room.  We almost had him convinced the only means of removal from hairy areas would be by shaving.  Hmmm.... starting to note a pattern of abuse here?  Hedo virgins?... yeh, right!  

For those concerned, particularly Jean and DennyP, Jim is weaned from his caramel addiction after the wet t-shirt contest; and Lisa has NOT taken part-time employment in a strip joint doing lap dances.  Actually Jean, Jim is very sorry for licking too hard (NOT!)  Lisa could have warned you if youd asked.  

Alex the alien is recovering in our custody after being dumped by Maaaggie at the Toga contest [see Maggies trip report].  It was great fun having such a black sheep along for the trip, but were really beginning to wonder about that Bob - he was having far too good a time, and always had a BIG smile on his face.  Kudos to Trudy and Wanda for 2nd place in the Toga Contest [but Bob & Maggie were unstoppable that night!].  You guys were awesomely dangerous when on a roll.  Many thanks and well wishes to our new found friends, including Bernie & Elaine, Stacey & Keith, Wanda & Peter, Trudy & Les, Bruce & Patty, Alan & Kathleen, Jean & Randy, Jerry & Edie, Steve & Nancy, Steve & Lana ...plus our old-found friends Diane & Denny, Patty & Rupe, Dan, Bob, Steve & Char, Dave & Mary Beth, Wayne & Julie and those from WWW99 who couldnt be there (next year, Jim & Janie!!!)  

Finally, for all you WWWrs who wimped out by leaving a day early, Hedo II did finally have lobster night on the last evening (Saturday)... neener, neener, neener.  

A surprising highlight of this years trip was the opportunity to play elf with Denny and Diane by delivering the WWW Christmas gifts to a local pre-school.  The one-room structure for 3-5 year olds was about what youd expect in a 3rd world country -- but the teachers were very energetic and the children well dressed.  All the kids excitedly accepted the gifts we handed out, sang Christmas songs to us while we waited for lunch (food from HedoII) to arrive, and touched our hearts with the love in their smiles.  We travel to Jamaica from all over the world to escape the stress of our daily lives, yet its easy to forget how truly blessed we are.  You can see a lot of hopes and dreams in these children, and this visit made our Christmas a most special one.

UPPERS FROM LAST YEAR

-           WWW!  It just keeps getting better every year (ok, so this was only our 2nd year).

-           Diva (Kiman), Illana (Shakas sister), and Anton show real promise as new entertainment coordinators.  This is badly needed with Marc moving into management and Marie only working a couple days a week.

-           Robert (Roberts Grill), Augustus (beach maintenance), Delroy & Scumba, David (Veronicas), Denva and others are still there and more eager to please than ever.  Its like having life-long friends working there.

-           Sex police were nowhere in sight (see below).  

NOT-SO-UPPERS FROM LAST YEAR

-           Sex police were nowhere in sight.  That made for more fun and frivolity, but it really got out of hand when you literally had to step over couples doing it on the beach, by the pool, or in the Disco.  Respect goes both ways... and we got a little tired of wondering where the energizer bunny couple would turn up next - boom! boom! boom!

-           Hedo II is turning over staff too fast and not training well in the process.  Without Marc and Marie as leaders, too many of the entertainment coordinators seemed more interested in just going through the motions.  As examples...

*            Some scheduled events on the nude side werent even held, and one body painting event with many participants wasnt even judged by the nude pool (thats half the fun).

*            Toga night pool volleyball was limited to just one game because the coordinator wanted to get on to other things.

*            Pajama night costume judging was closed after just 15 minutes (at 11:15) before many WWW guests even arrived at the Disco.  The coordinators didnt seem to care about the judging or the results.  

TWO SPECIAL NEW YEARS WISHES FOR HEDO

First, please... please... please... make Hedo bucks convertible into T-shirts or other gift shop items with the Hedo logo.  Even if it costs a million-gazillion Hedo bucks for a single deluxe T-shirt, it would beat having to lug bottles of booze 3,000 miles and 3 flights across the country.  

Needless to say, we had a fantastic time.   We vegetated too much, didnt do all the energetic activities we promised ourselves, and fell into a rut at times... 8:15am reserve chairs by pool... 10:00am float on ocean... 12:30 BLT & Roberts fries... 2:00pm mudslide or hummingbird... 4:00pm volleyball... 6:00pm jerked chicken... 11:00pm Veronicas... 1:00am hot tub.  But hey, thats what Hedo is all about -- escaping the stress and worries of life back home.  Weve found no place else that does that while tearing down the apprehensions and pretenses about meeting new friends.  Our biggest plus over last year was the sheer number of friends we got to know on this trip, and our final wish is to see them all again at WWW December 2001!

James & Leesa