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WOW!!! or "WHAT IT IS LIKE TO DIE AND GO TO HEAVEN"
This was our second trip to Hedo.
The first was because we wanted to find a
C/O resort where we could get married. We went to do just that -- and did.
It was great. However, when we were there, we met all these great people.
They all thought we were big time lovebirds and we developed some great
friendships. Then on our last day, we saw these crazy people from a group
called WWW start to show up. We decided that it was wonderful just going
on
our own, but there people were really having fun, and they were all so
friendly and "real." We instantly decided that we had to join
that group.
Well, WWW2000 was the time. We had built great anticipation and the
countdown was tough. We just wanted to get there. Since we travel
for
business we fly a lot and rarely confirm flight reservations. On a quirk,
we
got the sensation that we should confirm this one. G! ood thing.
Delta had
canceled the first leg of our Hedo journey due to the pilots campaign to not
work overtime. They had scheduled us on a later flight to connect in
Atlanta
that would not connect. They also forgot to tell us about it. We had
to
leave a day early and overnight in Atlanta, but so what -- WE ARE GOING TO
HEDO!!!
During the year on a trip to Las Vegas, we met a great couple named Tom and
Cindy. We really hit it off and told them that they should make the Hedo
trip with us. A couple of days later they E-mailed and said they were
going.
Great! We were excited. We met in Atlanta, and were on the
same AJ flight
to MoBay. We also met Robert and Barbara at the gate. The party has
started.
BUS RIDE TO HEDO
The bus ride back home to Hedo was good. Not as exciting as the first trip
because we had already seen this part of the Jamaican countryside. The
trip
was however filled with the excitement of driving on the wrong side of narrow
roads and dodging various livestock, people, cars, busses, bicycles, and
such. We did not stop for a Red Stripe along the way because a couple of
single guys were so were so excited about getting to their first "Hedo
experience" that they did not want to stop. We had to try to bring
them to
some realities about Hedo and the single male. They had used a travel
agent
that had painted a picture paramount to going to a major house of ill repute
with a free pass. We knew they were going to be disappointed. Later
in the
week, we saw that our predictions were true. They were very nice guys and
did not at all fit the "vinnie" category. They made the best of
He! do in
spite of the incorrect expectations.
CHECK IN
The check in was smooth. We filled out the form and told them we would be
having lunch and would be back. When we returned after our dining pleasure
our keys were ready and we were off to the room to remove all textiles from
our sunshine wanton bodies. We did not get our special request room, as it
was already occupied. We had asked for 2173 as this was our honeymoon
night
room. Later Kuno and Nora got that room. We constantly advised them
of the
"history of passion" that room had and that it should enhance their
fun.
They assured us that it did. They offered to switch with us, but we were
close already, and we could break in another room. Our room was 2120, just
off the volleyball court. It was great watching the volleyball games out
the
window.
THE BEACH
The beach in our opinion is the best beach in the world. Not because is
the
best, but it is at Hedo and the activities and people on it are the "funnest"
and the best. During the week, we had our sunning times, raft times, raft
fun with Tom and Cindy, private sunset photos of Lisa, Cindy, and Nora
cavorting on the point. We also took a kayak out and rowed all along the
beach enjoying the marine life, vegetation, view of Hedo, all the nekked
bodies in all the various activities. How exciting.
THE WWW PEOPLE
What do we need to say here. This group is the best. We met and had
the
most wonderful week with the greatest people on the planet. They all think
like we do. They like to have fun and just be themselves. We spent
most of
our time with Tom and Cindy, as well as Kuno and Nora. What wonderful
people
they all are. We could not understand why our stomach muscles were
starting
to hurt until we figured out that we were not used to constant laughter. When
you are with this group, a government warning is in order. That is:
"when
associating with this group you will be stricken by uncontrollable laughter
and fun."
When talking about great people, it is mandatory that Denny and Diane are
included. They are always great to be around and must be appreciated for
all
the effort they give to make WWW possible. We count them among the people
we
consider it fortunate to know. We look forward to future good times with
them. Don and Donna were also a great couple that we hope to see again.
The
one day on the Magical Mystery Tour was good, but Donna was having a little
trouble with the laughter. She was suffering from the night before, and
laughing caused severe head pain. Dinner at Pastafari with us, Kuno and
Nora
was a blast. We got the laughter thing going well there, as well as having
a
great dinner with excellent service. Kuno was having a wonderful time
admiring all the "perky boobs" in the group and taking pictures of
them. Of
course, the subjects were more than willing to display the! ir wonderful assets
and be photographed for future vicarious enjoyment reasons. Maybe it is
that
old "if you've got it flaunt it" syndrome. God It's great to
have such
wonderful friends and a magnificent place to spend time with them.
OUR SPECIAL FRIENDS
The only problem with WWW is that all the people in the group are great and
you naturally want to spend time with them. But there are so many that you
cannot. You seem to "team up" with a sub group and have a
wonderful time
with them. We planned the trip with Tom and Cindy, and had looked forward
to
the trip with them for a long time. So it was by plan that we spent a lot
of
time and activities with them. Kuno and Nora were such a lot of fun that
we
also teamed up with them. The nights in the Hot tub, the Toga party and
all
the other events we shared were just hilarious because they are such
wonderful and fun people. We truly are happy that they are now on our list
of true friends that will be for a long time to come.
THE SPECIAL TIMES AND CRAZY THINGS
We of course had our special times and did a lot of "Hedo" things.
The hot
tub fun, the pictures of Lisa and Cindy "riding" the fountain, Lisa's
Strip
tease on the dance floor, The "extra snacks" Harold and Cindy enjoyed
in the
dining room -- even to get applause. The nude catamaran trip was great and
we got some good pictures. It is hard to pick out special events because
the
trip was one great big special event.
THE SAD TIME AND BEGINNING OF THE DIF
We had planned to take the bus back to catch the plane at MoBay. However,
we
managed to miss it. Big problem. Kuno persuaded us to ride to the
Negril
airport with them and try to get on their plane in spite of the fact the the
Hedo people said all the planes were booked. We gave it a little thought
and
came to the conclusion that an extra day would be great. We went with the
group to the airport and Tim Air came through like a champ. They brought
in
a two passenger plane just for us and it was great. I did make the comment
that I was glad it was not our plane when he came in for the landing. But
it
was, in fact, our plane. It turns out that the pilot was training a
student
and HE landed the plane. After we go loaded, strapped in and on the runway
the pilot said "do you want to buzz the beach?" There is only
one answer to
that question. "Of course we did." &nb! sp;We got to get the
last view of Hedo for
this trip. Twelve minutes later we were approaching MoBay with sad faces
on.
Our flight from there was late. It made us a little nervous about
catching
our Atlanta connection, but God was with us and that flight was late also.
We got home one hour late.
What a great trip.
LISA'S SPECIAL VERSION OF THE TRIP REPORT
Went to Hedo with the WWW. Loved it. Going back.
Lisa and Harold (a Hedo couple)