Nude Cruise, it was an overwhelming success. The crowd was almost to maximum
capacity, with folks from distance cities, even Omaha, Nebraska. Drinks, food and
entertainment was provided by Captain Mikey and his first mate Linda aboard a our Maxum
Cabin Cruiser. All rules and regulations were strictly adhered too and the Captain takes
the blame for not excluding fruit along with the vegetables.. OK, WHO brought the Banana.
Does anyone know? Jessica do you know?
The Nude Tubing edged "The Foot Fetish Event" by a narrow margin as the favorite
sport of the cruise. Nipple pinching and fantasy story telling placed 3rd and 4th
respectively. Excursions to the beach were postponed due to the "Bennies" and
"Jennies' (Vinnies with boats and Jet Ski's) One Bennie followed the "Nude
Cruise" nearly to port but passed us when Captain Mikey invoked "Condition
Prude" at the no-wake zone. Some "Bennies" put big letters on their boats
and using the combined knowledge of the crew and shipmates of cryptography, we broke one
code "SST" decaled on the port side of a "Bennie Boat". SST =
"SEX STARVED and sTUPID."
I watched the precipitants with glee as they bobbed about the Potomac river during the
"Nude Tube Ride" with our Nations Capital in the distant background. (Lance this
ones for you): They "hung on" for dear life as they rode the waves with that
perplexed look on their smiling faces. As Sharon jumped into the orange tub first
"Buck Naked" except for the
life vest, she complained that her chest no longer looked like a "mine field".
She started out with her legs straight in the air lying on her back as the boat pulled
this 36" tube through the water. As the ride propelled her "on top" of
those Potomac waves her facial expression changed dramatically. The crew and "Nude
Cruise" passengers read her lips and determined from the distance she was saying
"Oh Shit!, Oh Shit!. After the ride of her life ( I believe it because she told me
so) she stated that she had never felt so refreshingly clean both inside and out. Captains
Note : She was warned.
Denny's big blue eyes (even from 50 feet away) were big as racquet balls. I told him to
keep his most essential private parts from contact with the water at all times. At speeds
in excess of 13 knots can cause extreme pain. May this is why his big blue eyes (even from
50 feet away) were big as racquet balls.
The "Foot Fetish Event" was held on the main deck on the aft seat. The Captain
has invoked the " Don't ask, Don't tell" Presidential Executive order for this
event. The results of this event were sealed by the passengers and crew of "Nude
Cruise I"
The first annual "Nude Cruise" Fantasy Story telling, First place prize goes
to... Denny. He never admitted anything ever happened ...ever.The passengers rumored they
overheard him mumble something about invoking the fourth amendment. The Captain refused to
appoint an independent counsel invoking the fifth amendment.
I have renamed my boat "Wet, Wild, & Wicked", in honor of the first annual
"NUDE CRUISE".