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Posted By: PATnRUPE why WWW - 01/19/2006 04:39 PM
because we can
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 05:11 PM
Really?
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 05:41 PM
but...can I ?
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 06:34 PM
I think anyone can and everyone should.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 06:58 PM
Even those of us who only have once?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 07:04 PM
Once is better than nothing
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 07:06 PM
good point
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 07:07 PM
Thanks!
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 07:23 PM
Would anyone tell if I did?
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:03 PM
Never!
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:10 PM
geez..im confused
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:13 PM
think i must be coming down with tourettes syndrome or something. either that...or im the only normal one and the rest of you got it. heheheh
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:24 PM
Once a year is best, but additional stateside booster shots is better.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:35 PM
Add frosting for a good measure of relief.
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:39 PM
A few nuts on the side always keeps things interesting.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:50 PM
I like cherries!
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 08:57 PM
Where do you get cherries this time of year though?
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 09:05 PM
Imported
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 09:30 PM
Same place she gets her feathers.

d
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 09:38 PM
Certainly not from between our legs.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 10:02 PM
...chocolate bday cake is good too......
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 10:25 PM
maybe a dingo ate your baby
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 10:40 PM
life is what you make of it!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 10:47 PM
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 10:55 PM
Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 11:00 PM
it seemed like a good idea at the time
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 11:05 PM
uh...she said...she said...uh..wait..what were we talking about??

Mike
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/19/2006 11:35 PM
Where's the Beef??? tee hee hee

Lady Di
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 12:14 AM
so if the rooster is with the hen...who the hell is doing the chicken??? somethings not right here!
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 01:07 AM
I think he's finally got it!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 01:07 AM
Which came first?
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 01:47 AM
no, WHAT's on first!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 01:55 AM
Who is on second!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:18 AM
... eek wow mon these flashbacks are great.....
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:19 AM
...is this sidewalk tipping?
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:19 AM
Tastes like chicken!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:22 AM
if it quacks like a duck then.........
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:27 AM
...it must be a peacock.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:40 AM
I like ice cream!
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:45 AM
I don't know's on third
Lady Di
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:55 AM
The left fielder's name?
Why.
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:56 AM
Ass....the other pu**y

oh, sorry..i meant pork, the other white meat

don't know what i was thinking there
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 03:18 AM
It's the journey not the destination...
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 03:33 AM
“If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?” Doug Horton
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 03:50 AM
See back panel for additional precautionary statements.
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 03:52 AM
"You mean they SHRINK?? Why do they SHRINK??"

Possible answers:


A)from the cold water
B)from the steriods
C)Like a frightened turtle!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 04:01 AM
Wash with like-colored fabrics in cold water.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 07:25 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
so if the rooster is with the hen...who the hell is doing the chicken??? somethings not right here!
Serenity NOW!!!! Dammit!!!.....Jake
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 07:47 AM
Go to sleep now Jake!!
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 11:30 AM
Happy Festivus everyone!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 12:15 PM
got milk?
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 01:25 PM
Only in a carton.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:12 PM
Or upper lip.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:33 PM
Weebles wobble, but they....
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:37 PM
...don't fall down?
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:38 PM
Psssssssst.

Is something leaking in here?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 02:47 PM
eeewwwwwww!

It didn't cum from me!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 03:01 PM
you okay?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 03:58 PM
I'm fantabulous!

And you?
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 04:13 PM
Who comes first? well usually me, but it's not a given.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 04:23 PM
Ripsnorting, that's what it is...just and merely and quite ripsnorting. Do snorts rip?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 05:25 PM
farts do
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 05:44 PM
whoever smelt it........
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 06:18 PM
Dealt it.

From whence cometh this diatribe and verbal lactation, a personage of importune fortunes may enquire? From mine own petard, sans beaucoup de doubt.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 06:21 PM
No comprende
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 07:37 PM
Whatever
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 07:47 PM
Hey buddy...thats ALOT of potatoes!!!!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 09:05 PM
J'ever notice, just how long Friday afternoons are at work?
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 09:10 PM
objects in the mirror may appear larger than they are - give me a mirror!
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 09:42 PM
Mirror,mirror on the wall...
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 10:08 PM
or on the ceiling!
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 10:24 PM
especially one of those fun house type mirrors on the ceiling
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 10:27 PM
I SEE YOU! PEEKABOO!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 10:28 PM
::clicking heels together::ruby slippers

i wanna go home...............
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 10:42 PM
can ya give me another of those back bounces Ms. Chris?

diane
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 10:49 PM
"all i need are tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine
Posted By: Holro Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 11:19 PM
God! And to think we were going on our first trip with you guy next fall. What are you talking about??????????

Holrok
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/20/2006 11:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
"all i need are tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine
Jeff Spicoli. Next quote, please.....Jake
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:11 AM
You put da bait on da line and da line in da water... wink
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:12 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Holro:
God! And to think we were going on our first trip with you guy next fall. What are you talking about??????????

Holrok
Don't ask,just go with the flow. wink laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:40 AM
You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:49 AM
alright jake...how bout this one.....it's an oldie..but a goodie.

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:50 AM
BIG TIME DIF
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:50 AM
Holro..don't worry..you'll be fine. all this jibberish is simply a result of the continuing effects of the virgin sacrifices many of us had to go thru back in december. you'll survive, don't worry!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 12:53 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
alright jake...how bout this one.....it's an oldie..but a goodie.

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"!
Brody from JAWS
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 01:41 AM
Dang it, Rupe beat me to it.

How about "Oh, my!"
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 01:53 AM
said by a virgin hedonite the first time he stepped foot into the nude pool/hot tub area?

Yep, that was me
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:11 AM
Oh my, what have I been missing on these boards? Are we there YET?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:20 AM
Rupe & Patty...........oh yeah the DIF is real bad.........for all of us it looks like.........
Posted By: bigdog8088 Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:27 AM
Any more brownies?
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:00 AM
alright Jake...gonna stump you on this one..

"GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!"
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:15 AM
That's an easy one, even I know that one Mike.

Ghost (I don't see Jake seeing that movie though).

Back to the trash can for you.

diane
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 06:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
alright Jake...gonna stump you on this one..

"GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!"
Vincent Schiavelli, one of my faves, and unfortunately recently deceased.......Jake
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 01:08 PM
well, it ain't going to suck itself...
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 01:41 PM
If your friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 02:16 PM
Don't do that....you might put an eye out.....
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 02:31 PM
...or grow hair on your palms ...
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 02:55 PM
I wonder wonder wonder wonder Who, who! Who wrote the book of love?

And when WAS the last time a marsupial of unknown origins seen nibbling your naughty bits?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 02:58 PM
...brownies and a glass of milk would be great right now.................................
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:03 PM
Why would you wanna eat that Brownie? She didn't do anything to you!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:21 PM
Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the rope
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:34 PM
...'cause it mmmm good
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:34 PM
...sure it wasn't miss peacock,in the conservatory,with the candle stick?
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 03:57 PM
alright, thought i'd stump jake on that one...since its just a semi-chick flick.

I KNOW i got him on this one though....

"did you know...the human head weighs 8 pounds???"

No way he'll get that one so quick
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 04:33 PM
Hey Jake..he was one of my favorites also...loved him in Fast times at ridgemont high also...but are you sure he's deceased?

I could have sworn i saw him at www this past december.
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 04:38 PM
Mike, Vincent Schiavelli died 2 weeks or so ago.
That was who you were referring to, wasn't it??
Lady Di
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 04:49 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
"did you know...the human head weighs 8 pounds???"
That's from Jerry McGuire, a movie Jake would never watch 'cuz Tom Cruise is in it. And we all know how much he hates TC!

Edited to add this link:

Why I hate Tom Cruise
Posted By: spoiled&lovin'it Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:16 PM
How many licks does it take.....?
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:17 PM
depends...how big is it?
Posted By: spoiled&lovin'it Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:37 PM
...to get to the center
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:38 PM
... of a Tootsie Pop!
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:43 PM
BULL DURHAM.

Geez oh pete, now I have to answer my own questions?!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:46 PM
one, two, three....crunch!
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 05:53 PM
Nope, I wouldn't have gotten the Tom Cruise movie quote. That's the sure way to stump me......Jake
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 06:16 PM
Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 06:27 PM
The Addams Family?
Posted By: bigdog8088 Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 07:25 PM
Tom Cruise Didn't he make a movie at Hedo?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 07:35 PM
Mission-Peacock
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 07:39 PM
"You'll never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany."
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 08:32 PM
I know! I know!
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 08:33 PM
Me too!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 08:40 PM
that rug really tied the room together
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 08:59 PM
blow pops last longer
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 09:32 PM
I'll go make some cheese quesadillas.
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 09:35 PM
Cher...don't you mean a "Dang QuesadiLLa" from Napoleon Dynamite?
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 10:23 PM
Ooops. I passed wind. Squeeeeeeze me!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 10:47 PM
That's what caused it in the first place.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 11:06 PM
I resemble that remark.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 11:11 PM
Mostly harmless
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 11:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by zillagrrl:
that rug really tied the room together
The Big Lebowski.......Jake
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 11:48 PM
We really need a life people!! smile

Peace,

Fran
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/21/2006 11:55 PM
Fran,sad but true..............at least we're having fun

Hugs,
Heidi
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 12:20 AM
Love the new handle, Heidi! It suits you perfectly.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 02:05 AM
I'd exalt you, Heidi.....
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 02:54 AM
...thanx......i had a dream to swim with them...and i did!!!!!!
Posted By: Kev & Wen Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 03:58 AM
knock knock................
Posted By: Lynette Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 04:37 AM
...you want me to suck what?
Posted By: Lynette Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 04:43 AM
hurry up and cum ..my hand is cramping up
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 05:03 AM
I go to Hedo every year like everyone else to get away.It is the one time of year i get away from work and people get to enjoy my friends whom i talk to but mostly only see the one week of the year it is my safe place that gets me away from DJing a little hard to call me last minute to do a job.....Altho this year i probably wont return

Hedobob
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 01:12 PM
Wow, somebody actually answered the subject question! laugh
Posted By: Edie2u Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 02:51 PM
Say it ain't so Bob!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 02:56 PM
There was a subject question?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 03:10 PM
........i missed that
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 03:49 PM
where did it go?
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 03:50 PM
hey! i answered the question back on page two!

"screw you guys, I'm going home"
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 03:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by zillagrrl:
hey! i answered the question back on page two!
So you did! Sowwwwy, I missed that. Are ya gonna spank me? (Please say Yes!)
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 03:55 PM
Sure, but only with a feather wink
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 04:42 PM
I'll spank you Hazel, I have to ask C.J. first though, where's my crop?
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 05:07 PM
In the fields?
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 05:27 PM
Crop of ganga?
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 05:29 PM
Give an inch and take a mile.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 06:16 PM
Walking the mile; walking the green mile
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 06:20 PM
Don't walk a mile in my shoes; they squish like a wet juicy one.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 06:20 PM
...oh yeah i'm ready for the rubber room........
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 06:43 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gary and Geri:
I'll spank you Hazel, I have to ask C.J. first though, where's my crop?
if it was across your ass! you'd know where it was!......Second thought, lay it down right here!

Thank you Ma'am! May I have another!?!
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 06:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by chris santilli:
Weebles wobble, but they....
.....get the job done.
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 06:46 PM
I may not be ....but I do play one on TV.

Seen my socks anywhere?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 07:20 PM
HELP!!!! i've fallen and i can't get up..............
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 07:27 PM
Clap on, clap off
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 07:36 PM
Chlamydia, Penicillin
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 07:52 PM
It's the Stay Puff Marshmallow man!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 07:55 PM
no it was the pillsbury dough boy
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:14 PM
silly rabbit dix are for chix
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:37 PM
Looks like we are going to have a mighty fine crop this year wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:39 PM
I want my Maypo
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:42 PM
Thank God it's not a Maytag!!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:48 PM
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:52 PM
Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 08:58 PM
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, AND you'll have his shoes.......Jake
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 09:13 PM
I'd walk a mile for.....
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 09:16 PM
I would walk 500 miles, then I would walk 500 more for it.......
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 09:16 PM
Proud as a Peacock.

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PETA- Peacocks Eaten-by Tennis Abolishionists
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 09:27 PM
peafowl....the proper name wink
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 09:27 PM
“Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise”

Thomas Love Peacock
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 10:07 PM
Quote
Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
alright Jake...gonna stump you on this one..

"GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!"
Isn't this from Ghost??? A scene on a subway train? One ghost to another? Don't remember the actor's name. Not Patrick Swayze, the other ghost (actor).
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 10:17 PM
Check out page 5......
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 10:22 PM
..ok.....i don't get it
Posted By: Edie2u Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 11:16 PM
I may not have a cherry but I still have the box it came in.
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 01/22/2006 11:30 PM
That's crossing the line.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 12:04 AM
Would that be the finish line?

Patty
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 12:36 AM
Are you standing IN line or ON line?
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 12:41 AM
Don't be cock sure.
Posted By: Edie2u Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 01:49 AM
It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you play the game.
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 02:50 AM
SCORE
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:11 AM
Cherbunny said...."i'd walk a mile...."

dragging my nuts thru 5 miles of broken glass...just to smell the tire tracks of the laundry truck that took Christie's underwear away.
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:31 AM
Win if you can,
Lose if you must....

But always cheat!
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:31 AM
Like she wears any
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:46 AM
Either walk the walk, or quit talking the talk.

alright..ill shut up now. lol
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:02 AM
Promises, promises.....
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:09 AM
Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day plus you stop him from asking about fish for awhile.

Teach a man to fish and you've wasted an afternoon at Hedo when you could have been relaxing, drinking, and partying but he's *still* going to whine about giving him the damned fish.

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PETA- Peacock Eating Tennis Abolishionists
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:11 AM
If winning is not important... why do they keep score?
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:14 AM
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day - teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat, drunk for the rest of his life.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:22 AM
Fish....the other white meat?
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:32 AM
Pvssy, the other pink meat.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:37 AM
Meow!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 04:46 AM
Censorship....only in.......
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:15 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Fish....the other white meat?
No, peacock is the other white meat (or is that pea-fowl?).....Jake
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:31 AM
QUESTION ??? How does one join the WWW group.

I have been to Hedo II several times before and had a great time. I am going again in June with my girlfriend. smile If she enjoys it maybe we would go again in December when the WWW group goes. We are not members how do we join this group? confused
Respect
Bob
Posted By: Pixiedust Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:39 AM
You can join on the WWW page here at Denny's site - click on the WWW link and look for the December trip dates - it might not be open to join yet - hope you have a good time in June and join us in December!

Colleen

I just checked - it's not open yet - it will be when the dates are underlined but you need to click the link on Denny's home page for "wet wild and wicked group tours" and then you'll see the dates. It's the last one on the list but Denny hasn't opened it for people to join yet.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:44 AM
Bob/bigguy.... if this thread has not turned you off, I'd say you have ALREADY joined WWW in your heart! Just sign up for next December's trip on Denny's WWW page. If this sounds like your kind of BS, you are in for the trip of your life......Jake
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 06:00 AM
WARNING!!! May become Habit forming.... ( May my nekkid boobies)... It IS Habit forming.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 09:45 AM
I'll second that emotion. smile
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 11:20 AM
Why ask why?

Have you not read the last 8 pages?

"eat your ham Tina"

Respect,

Nemo
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 12:41 PM
...nuttin in my noggin........ smile
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 02:52 PM
And then the great green sea monster wrought all forms of destruction on the small village of villagers.

Ooops...sorry...just having another vision.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:10 PM
Sea monster being a drunk Hedo person with green body paint raging up the sand?

It happens......
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by hedo69:
Sea monster being a drunk Hedo person with green body paint raging up the sand?

It happens......
hey! you promised you wouldn't tell!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:28 PM
My lips are sealed.....both of them
Posted By: DennyP Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 03:44 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pixiedust:
I just checked - it's not open yet - it will be when the dates are underlined but you need to click the link on Denny's home page for "wet wild and wicked group tours" and then you'll see the dates. It's the last one on the list but Denny hasn't opened it for people to join yet.
Registration for the December 2006 trip will be available at the above mentioned link in the next month or so. I will post the availability of it on this message board forum.

You do have to have your trip booked prior to registering. Click on the link below in my signature line to get a price quote.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:27 PM
But darling Zilla, Green is SO your color!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:28 PM
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 05:57 PM
I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/23/2006 11:25 PM
I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Then I wouldn't be tempted to try those bright red ones at Hedo.

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PETA- Peacocks Exasperated-with Tennis Aficionados
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 12:36 AM
My bologna has a first name.........
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 12:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by HedoCanucks:
.......snip...snip..

....tempted to try those bright red ones at Hedo.

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PETA- Peacocks Exasperated-with Tennis Aficionados
eek eek eek They slide off the bun or what? laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 01:55 AM
Get that out of your mouth! You don't know where it's been.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 03:29 AM
what time is it?
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 04:35 AM
Time to make the donuts!
Posted By: Dan_Tx Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 04:59 AM
Chris - didn't he die? Dohhhh....never mind - my Patty is getting the "last one".

wink


D
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 05:11 AM
You mean the peacock or the donut man?
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 07:04 AM
His drivers license said "Donut resuscitate"......Jake
Posted By: bigdog8088 Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 08:22 AM
Clever Jake..................Real Clever
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 12:51 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dan and Patty:
Chris - didn't he die? Dohhhh....never mind - my Patty is getting the "last one".
wink
D
Good woman! Highly skilled!
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 02:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
because we can
Back on topic. I couldn't agree more! wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 05:16 PM
We are the champions, my friend
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 07:16 PM
Birds of a feather, flock together! wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 07:45 PM
Birds of Paradise....an awesome flower
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 07:54 PM
Paradise Lost - a difficult read by Milton

Pair of Dice Lost - a silly hot tub game
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 08:29 PM
love is blind...................
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 09:04 PM
Peekaboo!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 09:17 PM
knock knock
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 10:35 PM
who's there?
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 10:46 PM
General Lee.

SPCA - Silly Plumage Creating Aggression
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 10:50 PM
Love isnt blind.........
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 11:02 PM
OK, I'll bite on my own...

General Lee who?

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PMS- Peacocks Molting Steadily
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/24/2006 11:06 PM
General Lee these long senseless threads aren't worth taking part in.

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AARP- American Association of Removers of Plumage
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 12:38 AM
oh POO!!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 12:41 AM
...it's all in good fun Canucks
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 02:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by DolphinDreams:
...it's all in good fun Canucks
aaaargh........don't getcher undies in a knot (or your peacock in a pickle laugh ) .....just kidding and was merely taking part in the good fun.....especially with some of the "background" stuff. laugh laugh

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TKTGWHBF- Trying to Keep Thread Going With Humor But Failed
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:09 AM
talk about being OFF topic...or off something smile
Posted By: Edie2u Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:12 AM
And we will keep on fighting till the end...
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:17 AM
'cuz we are the Champions....
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:46 AM
smile Canucks..............you're fine.......party on.........

was just ducking(ehem peacocking) out of the way........


heidi
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 04:25 AM
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...for me....FOR ME!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 05:04 AM
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 09:24 AM
Everybody must get stoned... laugh
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 12:08 PM
Uhh, Are we still in Kansas?
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 01:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DammitJanet:
talk about being OFF topic...or off something smile
It's the Keebler brownies . . .they have a tendancy to ruffle yer feathers.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 02:29 PM
Hate Oz, took the shoes, find your own way home -- Toto
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 02:56 PM
I'M NAKED!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:12 PM
Watch out for one eyed snakes
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:31 PM
Wear clean underwear. You might get in an accident. -- Mom
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:49 PM
Or buy brown underwear and noone will notice. --Dad
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 03:56 PM
It was a dark and stormy night...
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 05:10 PM
...Just then...a shot rang out!!!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 05:19 PM
curse you, red baron!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 05:35 PM
Up in the air, Junior Bird Man!
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 06:37 PM
A man's mind, stretched by new ideas, may never return to its original dimensions.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 08:41 PM
....the call is coming from inside the house........
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 08:43 PM
and there is a party going on in my head....
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 08:58 PM
not in your pants? lol
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 10:15 PM
Pink: "Let's get this party started"
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 10:28 PM
If you put some of this togeather you would have a good story. :p eek :rolleyes:
Keep it up I think your all crazy and well be there for sure in Dec cool smile laugh
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 10:31 PM
Quote
Originally posted by BIGGUY:
If you put some of this togeather you would have a good story. :p eek :rolleyes:
Keep it up I think your all crazy and well be there for sure in Dec cool smile laugh
please stay on topic.
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 10:51 PM
PlanoDan...don't you mean OFF topic?
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 10:55 PM
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Posted By: PlanoDan Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 10:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DammitJanet:
PlanoDan...don't you mean OFF topic?
Whatever was I thinking?

laugh
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/25/2006 11:20 PM
....where's the jug...........i'm parched smile
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 01:02 AM
How about some brownies to go with it?
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 01:04 AM
OH NO!!! NOT THE JUG!!! eek eek eek
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 02:02 AM
OH NO!!! NOT THE BROWNIES!
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 06:33 AM
Rosebud.
Posted By: bigdog8088 Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 09:00 AM
Who's jugs ya talking about
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 11:49 AM
Ahhhh....Bach
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 12:18 PM
Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis???
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 12:28 PM
DYN-O-MITE!!!
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 02:08 PM
redrum
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 02:26 PM
MURDER!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 02:44 PM
Ya'll are killing me here
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 03:16 PM
Ain't nothing like the real thing!
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 04:24 PM
And they lived happily ever after....unlike this thread. Oh, the humanity!
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 04:27 PM
Two all beef patties, special sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-seasme-seed-bun
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 04:29 PM
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us "have it your way"
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 05:24 PM
Thats a good burger
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 05:59 PM
.....yeah there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow too.............
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 06:09 PM
Somewhere over the rainbow.....
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 06:13 PM
Way up HIGH (snicker, cough)
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 06:15 PM
a place that i dreamed of,once in a lullabuy
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 06:22 PM
follow the yellow brick road!
Posted By: nikkimidget Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 06:42 PM
I'll get you my pretties!!!!!
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 07:02 PM
We represent the Lollypop League...
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 07:08 PM
"We have ways of making you talk"
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 07:11 PM
.......if i only had a brain
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 07:14 PM
poppy field.......before there were brownies
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 07:48 PM
Poppies, poppies! You are feeling sleepy, sleepy...
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 08:03 PM
Beware of sleep or embrace your new red toes! Your choice.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 08:08 PM
There's no place like Home
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 08:18 PM
The new phone books are here.....The new phone books are here.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 08:31 PM
E.T phone home......................
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 08:42 PM
Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 09:35 PM
when you wish upon a star......................
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 09:42 PM
star light; star bright....
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 09:52 PM
to boldly go where no man has gone before
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 09:54 PM
Scotty, beam me up!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 10:03 PM
may the force be with you
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 10:05 PM
Force the issue.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 10:14 PM
May the farce be with you.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 11:18 PM
Follow your nose...it always knows,
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 11:29 PM
Moses supposes his toes are roses and Moses supposes erroneously.
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/26/2006 11:59 PM
Good mornin, good mornin, We've talked the whole night through
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 12:45 AM
Mama said there would be days like this...
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 01:00 AM
I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan
and never never never let you forget you're a man...

cuz I'm a woman...

W - O - M - A - N (or Enjoli if you prefer)
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 01:02 AM
Now honestly, when you read that, did you sing it???
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 01:26 AM
I can't believe I actually remembered the tune!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 02:11 AM
I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 02:43 AM
Dat Tallahassee bridge dun been jumped off of!
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 02:47 AM
["Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high"]
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 02:48 AM
geez....i gotta get a new hobby! (said WITHOUT sarcasm). lol
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 03:15 AM
Go ahead, make my day

Lady Di
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 03:29 AM
My name is Sue, How do you do?!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 03:37 AM
COME MR TALLYMAN TALLY ME BANANA
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 04:31 AM
I got friends in low places
Where the whisky drowns
And the beer chases the blues away
Oh, I've got friends in low places
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 04:44 AM
Friends in low places, making history, Oh what fun it is tonight!!!
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 05:25 AM
Face it girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 05:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mugsey:
to boldly go where no man has gone before
Don't split infinitives!!!.....Jake
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 06:36 AM
Thank you Sir! May I have another?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 12:34 PM
one tequilla,two tequilla.three tequilla, FLOOR
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 02:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chicago Jake:
Quote
Originally posted by mugsey:
[b] to boldly go where no man has gone before
Don't split infinitives!!!.....Jake [/b]
Hey grampypants, the cranks of the 18th century decided on that nonsensical rule because they were trying to emulate Latin while formalizing the English language. In Latin you can't split inifinitives. That's because Latin infinitives are ONE word. In English they are TWO (to run, to be, to play), so split away!

Sorry--now back to our original programming:


There was an old man from Nantucket...
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 03:37 PM
GROUP FEAR NOT BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 04:26 PM
Hey...got any Grey Poupon?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 05:50 PM
Does she.......or doesn't she?
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 06:33 PM
If we survive this lets make a promise to meet. The time: 12 noon sharpe
The date: Dec 3, 2006
The place: The intersection of Delroy and Scumba
The reason: Who needs a reason to drink and be happy. I'll buy the first round who is buying the next.
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 06:47 PM
WE knew we'd eventually get you over to the dark side, BigGuy.

I'll buy the second round, just tell Delroy to put it on my tab.

diane
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 07:06 PM
Woo Hoo - Another convert to the "Dark Side"!


My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.
Gary Busey
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 07:28 PM
awww.....group hug smile
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 07:32 PM
DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 08:13 PM
Take it off...take it all off...
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 08:17 PM
LOL....i've been asked to bake brownies for my sons 4th grade class..........oh cherbunny....wanna help me? :p :p :p
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 09:20 PM
Sure......

And the parents will thank you when the little darlings come home from school, raid the fridge, then pass out.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 10:18 PM
you read my mind................!!!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 10:31 PM
Scary, isn't it?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/27/2006 10:55 PM
nah it's all good!!!! great minds think alike..........so i've been told :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 02:40 AM
to stay on drift here....

Donkey Kong has escaped from the zoo and kidnaped Mario's girlfriend, Pauline. Unfortunatly, It's still the 80's and Mario doesnt even have a name yet so we just call him Jumpman. Jumpman must climb level after level of fallen i beams to reach his love at the top . Mario's only defense is an occasional hammer and his ability to jump . Too bad for him that If/ when he does make it to the top, Donkey Kong just snaches up Pauline and heads for higher ground


Holy shit does this explain A LOT!!!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 04:19 AM
i wanna be.............

your sledge hammer
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 04:27 AM
Whip it, whip it good
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 04:57 AM
Go ahead JUMP!

Might as weeeeellllll JUMP!!
Posted By: bigdog8088 Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 11:06 AM
Zoom,Zoom,Zoom
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 12:15 PM
Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 02:01 PM
you look just like a hawg boy!!

Now let's you just drop dem pants!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 02:12 PM
Hotel Motel - Holiday Inn

If your date starts acting up, then you take her friend
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 02:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Sugarbabe:
Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room
Where we could do it all night ...
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 03:13 PM
Welcome to the Hotel California.....
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 03:28 PM
Everybody want's to do the horizontal bop!
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 03:40 PM
Cyndi Lauper's song "She-Bop" is about self-bopping. wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 03:59 PM
I've always liked that tune wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 03:59 PM
I can name that tune in 4 notes......
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 04:02 PM
Is there an echo in here? Oh! I'm channelling the TNMC.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 04:58 PM
you can check in............but you can never leave.............
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 05:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DolphinDreams:
you can check in............but you can never leave.............
Gee, if that were only true at Hedo!

Oooops, sorry about that. Is this supposed to be a non-Hedo-related topic? wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 05:33 PM
What a lovely place....
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 05:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by DolphinDreams:
you can check in............but you can never leave.............
You can check out anytime you like.......but you can never leave


Sorry for being the grampypants
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 05:53 PM
Quote
Originally posted by HedoHero:


Sorry for being the grampypants
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969 ...
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 05:54 PM
Do you wanna "FUNK" with me???


Lady Di
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 05:56 PM
or Baby take your time take your time do it right. We can do it all night.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 06:11 PM
you can leave your hat on baby
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 07:26 PM
I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west....
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 07:53 PM
One ringy dingy....
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 10:10 PM
DID I DO THAT????

LADY DI
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 10:50 PM
NO way I'm ever doing that!!!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/28/2006 11:19 PM
Who ME!?!
Couldn't be!


Patty
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 12:04 AM
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 12:27 AM
It comes right down
and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars,
you try to run, but he's got a gun
and he shoots you dead, and eats your head
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 12:34 AM
once had a love, and it was a gas
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 12:48 AM
... soon turned out, had a heart of glass
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 12:56 AM
Shake it, baby, don't break it.
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:06 AM
crap......a fork in the road here. please choose

either

shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty

or

cuz breakin up is hard to do
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:18 AM
Been dazed and confused for so long...
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:19 AM
Oops, I peed a little. smile
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by zillagrrl:
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
Are you sure you're not talking about the TNMC?
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:45 AM
Quote
Originally posted by PEACOCK:
Quote
Originally posted by zillagrrl:
[b] You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.
Are you sure you're not talking about the TNMC? [/b]
What is it?
The opening.
To what?
I think... to another dimension.
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 03:09 AM
it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 03:33 AM
Oh BABY, I love it when you dance like that!

I tried to right-click on it, but got an "error."

Go figure.

.........Bob
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 03:38 AM
(With your hands on your HIPS) YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 04:33 AM
And do the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

No wonder the French call it la petite mort (the little death).
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 04:41 AM
“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”

Edgar Allan Poe
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 05:56 AM
They say were're all crazy but we just don't care...
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 06:32 AM
I think it is starting to smell like updog in here....
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:04 PM
back to the 'ol standby answer that works for me:


"i used to have super human powers but my therapist took them away"
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:22 PM
"Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting"
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 01:36 PM
Oh, the games we people play. Every night, and every day, now....
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 02:29 PM
A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiam or his wifes PERMISSION
smile laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 02:52 PM
Still crazy after all of these years.
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 02:54 PM
Crazy like a fox!
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 03:07 PM
"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 06:10 PM
Unless they have an attractive smile.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 06:53 PM
Yeah, or really cute braces.....
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 07:19 PM
Quoteth the Raven "Nevermore"
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 08:35 PM
It is I, Billy Goat Gruff, but you don't want me.....
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 08:36 PM
Mean people suck.
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 09:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chris & Liz:
Mean people suck.
Most men should love "Mean people" then!!!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 09:42 PM
mad mean people really suck mad
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 09:42 PM
Suck Jim's D**K
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 10:00 PM
Nice people swallow

-------------------
PETA- Peacocks Enjoy The Aviary
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 10:56 PM
Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.....
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 11:01 PM
He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street...
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 11:12 PM
That's Lady Marmalade to you!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 11:24 PM
What you want, baby I got it.....
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 11:54 PM
All i need is just a little respect..........just a little bit..........
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/29/2006 11:57 PM
all i want is a room somewhere
far away from the cold night air
with one enormous chair
oh wouldn't it be loverly
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 12:26 AM
Three little birds,upon my doorstep...
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 12:50 AM
Curley, Larry, and Moe?
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 12:59 AM
I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:00 AM
Do the Curly shuffle...nyuk nyuk nyuk
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:32 AM
Candy came from out on the island
In the back room she was everybodies darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head........

---------------
PETA- Peacock-feathers Embellishing Tits & Ass
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:55 AM
You are all starting to scare me because you are starting to make sense. (Zilla--thanks! Now I can't get that one outta my head--grin)
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:30 AM
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything :rolleyes:
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:43 AM
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Do not forget: Stay out of debt;
Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency.
There’s just one other thing you ought to do.
To thine own self be true.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:44 AM
Two out of three ain't bad.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:52 AM
Will you love me, will you love me forever, will you need me, will you never leave me, will you make me so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away, will you make me your wife.....

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW......
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:53 AM
..........BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER..........
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:55 AM
confused just the tune i didn't need pounding in my head......
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:58 AM
You gotta love it.....i used to drive, singing that one at the top of my lungs
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:00 AM
WILL YOU LOVE ME??? Will you love me forever...............


Let me sleep on it....baby baby
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:02 AM
Let me sleep on it

I'll give you my answer in the morning.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:06 AM
I gotta know right now!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:36 AM
I'd do anything for love.....but I won't do that
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by hedo69:
WILL YOU LOVE ME??? Will you love me forever...............
Only if I see you in September,,,,um I mean December!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sugarbabe:

I think it is starting to smell like updog in here....

So what is updog?

(Setting 'em up for you to knock over)
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:58 AM
Quote
Originally posted by zillagrrl:
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Do not forget: Stay out of debt;
Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency.
There?s just one other thing you ought to do.
To thine own self be true.
POLONIUS! I'd know you anywhere!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:11 AM
Are you sure you won't do that?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:15 AM
The proof is in the pudding.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:19 AM
Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle

jell-o brand gelatin


OOOOOOO Pudding POPS
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:27 AM
HOW can you have any PUDDING if you don't EAT your MEAT!!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:35 AM
We don't need no education.....
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:45 AM
It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that......Jake
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:46 AM
OUR DAY WILL COME
307 DAYS UNTIL DEC 2 BUT WHOS COUNTING
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:47 AM
Will you fill me up? will you hold me tight? Will you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?

God, now I'm singing !! Meat Loaf rules !
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:49 AM
Breathe....breathe in the air....don't be afraid to care
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:59 AM
Up UP and Away my Beautiful Balloon
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 05:40 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Jef in St Lou:
Quote
Originally posted by Sugarbabe:

[b]I think it is starting to smell like updog in here....

So what is updog?

(Setting 'em up for you to knock over) [/b]
Not too much =)


Thanks Jef - I thought my sister and I were the only people who watched The Office this week!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 06:44 AM
No-one said it had to be real, but it's got to be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand, and we fade in the air,
and the good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere...


________________
December soon come PLEASE
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:28 AM
:p my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates ya never know whatcha gonna get......
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:33 AM
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm six foot four?.......Jake
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 08:34 AM
smile thank you for all the sweet memories hedo family!!!.....and Hedobob for sharing the experience with me xxoo


ciao!!
Heidi
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:15 PM
It is so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:18 PM
Why don't we get drunk and screw..?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:28 PM
"Dear Lord, I appoligize for that. Be with the pygmys in the jungles. Amen.
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 01:34 PM
Do you still hear the lambs at night, Clarisse?
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:21 PM
It's Ewenice Ramsbottom!
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 02:47 PM
There's just no controlling this crowd!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:14 PM
Like sands thru the hour glass
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:17 PM
So are the Days of Our Lives
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:42 PM
So before we end, and then begin
lets drink a toast to how it's been
a few more hours to be complete,
a few more nights on satin sheets,
a few more times that I can say...
i've loved these days
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 03:51 PM
Lonely days, lonely nights...
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:32 PM
"I never really loved you, I just drank too much"
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:34 PM
Happy Days are Here Again!!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 04:38 PM
Sunday, Monday, Happy Days...
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 05:59 PM
Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

We're gonna do it!!!!

Give us any chance we'll take it,
Give us any rule wink we'll break it.....
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 06:44 PM
Rules were made to be broken..... :rolleyes:

They were also made for other people not us.... laugh

Patty


for anyone without a sense of humor.... I AM KIDDING.
_________________________

ARE WE THERE YET!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:03 PM
Because we're special
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:27 PM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:

for anyone without a sense of humor.... I AM KIDDING.
No you're not!
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:32 PM
Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate, and a miracle or two? eek
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:33 PM
And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best


Can you feel the Love Tonight.... I can!!! laugh
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:38 PM
I ain't got no cigarettes
It takes four hours of pushin' broom
To buy a four-by-twelve two-bit room
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 07:39 PM
Sammy Davis Jr. had coke parties at his house every night in those days. It almost seemed like coke was coming out of the air-conditioners.
Lorna Luft


Me, I'm a Pepsi kinda gal!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 08:12 PM
I was feeling the blues
I was watching the news
When this fella come on TV

He said I'm tellin' you
That science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 08:45 PM
somewhere beyond the sea
somewhere waiting for me
my lover stands on golden sands
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 09:22 PM
With a hey and a hi and a ho ho ho
We start every day with a glow, ho ho
Sing all the way and away you'll go
With a hey and a hi and a ho ho ho

(My 1st grade tap dancing recital song, I was a daisy)

smile Liz
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 09:40 PM
"Were you born an as*hole? or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, cause you're an as*hole tonight"?
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 09:42 PM
Wastin'away in Hedonismville, looking for my lost shaker of salt. . .
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 09:43 PM
Hi ho,Hi ho it's off to hedo we go! wink

Liz,you may have been a daisy then,but you are definetly a peach now. laugh
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 09:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mugsey:
Hi ho,Hi ho it's off to hedo we go! wink

Liz,you may have been a daisy then,but you are definetly a peach now. laugh
And my tap dancing has not improved much in the many years since 1st grade either!!!

smile Liz
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 09:51 PM
Tha Roof, Tha Roof,
Tha Roof is on fire
We ain't got no water,
let the M**f**er burn!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 10:15 PM
sometimes you just have to say,

'what the f**k!'

smile
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 10:24 PM
Are you also always battling between your desire for beauty and decadence and your will to do the right thing? Or IS decadence the right thing?
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 11:36 PM
Been there,done that and all I got was this silly t-shirt!
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 11:41 PM
The call is coming from inside the house!
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 01/30/2006 11:48 PM
DON'T answer it!!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 12:32 AM
Rut Ro -- Scooby Doo
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 12:41 AM
SCHOOOOOOOLLLSSSSS OUT FOR SUMMAH!!!

WEEEEEEE!!
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 12:49 AM
I'm goin' back inside to turn our the light,
I'll be in the dark but you'll be outa sight!

~ J.B.

anyone?
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 01:35 AM
eek eek Leggo my Eggo! eek eek
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 02:01 AM
Here...hold this.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 02:22 AM
ewww.
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:07 AM
Was'a matter? Don't you like my Eggo?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:12 AM
That's why I let it go.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:15 AM
Give it to Mikey......
He won't eat it
He hates everything
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:16 AM
He likes it!!! Hey Mikey!!!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:24 AM
That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like

Wang Dang, Sweet Poon Tang
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:30 AM
Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:33 AM
I got it from some kitty next door.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:38 AM
See you there with your cheshire grin
I got my eyes on you
Shake your tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do
Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band
It's a free for all
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:38 AM
Please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
No need to describe me
'Cause I ain't here
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:45 AM
and the waitress is practicing politics
as the businessmen slowly get stoned
they're sharing a drink called loneliness
but it's better than drinking alone
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:02 AM
I'm looking for an original sin, one with a twist and a bit of a spin...
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:13 AM
Can you tell me, tell me, friend, just exactly where I've been

Is that so much to ask? I'll pay you back no matter what the task
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:20 AM
answer me these questions three, ere the other side you'll see.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 06:26 AM
Once upon a time there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours
And dreamed of all the great things we would do
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 12:29 PM
Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 01:00 PM
I was driving around in old Mexico,
I got lost and didn't know which way to go,
I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 01:15 PM
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for my master and one for my dame
One for the little by who lives down the lane
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 01:31 PM
little boy blue....he needed the money!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 01:53 PM
All of them had hair of gold
like their mother
the youngest one in curls
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 02:13 PM
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 02:45 PM
The ship got tossed on the shore of this uncharted deserted isle..
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:15 PM
Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:25 PM
wow.. sorry, but that's impressive.

Christie
who's easily impressed smile
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 03:55 PM
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious? laugh
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:00 PM
Red rover, red rover send Sunlovers over!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:06 PM
Red light, green light, one, two three
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:09 PM
You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
And you do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:14 PM
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:25 PM
Are you my mother?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:39 PM
We're in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:45 PM
Oh my...a few days away and I have SO much to catch up on...

I'm late, I'm late...
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 04:48 PM
for a very important date.....
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 05:04 PM
What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 05:08 PM
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of pussy...errr....posey wink
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 05:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!
I always preferred Patty to Cathy, because "a hot dog makes her lose control!"......Jake
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 07:02 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of pussy...errr....posey wink
Not tonight, dear. I have the pox.
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 07:11 PM
Peacocks!
Sink me!
Think ye, sir,
How those feathered boys love to flaunt their tails!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 07:54 PM
The Scarlet Pimpernel???? Okay, now I'm impressed wink

but to lead off of that, I'm going to have to say

"Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn"
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:03 PM
the only place I can sing and NOT annoy someone with the sound...

...a box of rain will ease the pain and love will see you thru...
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by brett & christie:
Red rover, red rover send Sunlovers over!
Who me? Couldn't be. Then Who?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:24 PM
Someone stole a cookie from the cookie jar.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:34 PM
The vessel with the pestle has the pellet that is poison.
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:40 PM
there once was a table who said,
"oh how i'd love a chair"
and then and there came a sweet young chair
all dressed in a bridal gown
he said to her in a voice so true
"now, i did not say i would marry you
but i *would* like to sit down"

When i was five years old, i used to tell my mother i was going to marry Danny Kaye. Looks like i missed my window of opportunity there....
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:43 PM
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 08:49 PM
"It was well past the time when anyone should feel the least bit embarrassed by asking for another drink."
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 09:32 PM
Where's Dave?
Dave's not here,man
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 10:02 PM
"Would you like a drink?"
"It's a bit early, isn't it?"
"Too early for a drink?"
"No, too early to be asking stupid questions! Where's my drink?!?!"
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 10:04 PM
But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on` And how do you know that you're mad?'
`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grant that?'
`I suppose so,' said Alice.
`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 11:43 PM
If I were king of the forest!
If I were a rich man....
If I was to say to you, girl we couldn't get much higher
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 11:54 PM
"Oh Shit! That wasn't a chocolate chip, Renee!"

- Keebler Elves (As they laughed hysterically.)
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 01/31/2006 11:59 PM
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 12:13 AM
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!


It's sad, I didn't even have to look this up. :rolleyes:
Posted By: nikkimidget Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 12:19 AM
I want a brownie!!!!!!!!! : )
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 12:48 AM
One good thing about apathy is you don't have to exert yourself to show you're sincere about it.
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 01:16 AM
We are the people our parents warned us about.

(Although some of us are birds of a feather who happen to flock together.)
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 01:43 AM
Quote
Originally posted by PEACOCK:
(Although some of us are birds of a feather who happen to flock together.)
I'm not sure I get it. Do you mean folks who "flock" over there??? wink
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 01:45 AM
After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history.
Posted By: Larry & Susan Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:24 AM
Puff the majic dragon...live by the sea....
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:30 AM
Layla...you've got me on my knees
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:34 AM
We've gotta get outa this place. If it's the last thing we ever do!
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:44 AM
OK, now sprinkle a bit of water on it so it looks more real.
.......shhhhhh, someones coming.....see if they step on it......act natural......

{strange beach conversation between Keebler Elves & Sunlovers}

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PETA?- Peacocks Estimated Time of Arrival?

WWWW2006
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:50 AM
When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:53 AM
Don't run with those scissors!
You'll poke an eye out.
Posted By: Edie2u Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:55 AM
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 03:06 AM
Daddy?
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 03:44 AM
Who's your Daddy???????????????
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 04:59 AM
But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 06:03 AM
But Wesley, our farm boy, was able to outsmart the Sicilian and our hero got his gal...after many more trials including the ROUSes.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 06:21 AM
As you wish.

Or in other words:

Inconthevable! (said with proper pronunciation of course)
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 07:33 AM
But she was in love with him. And after a time (or a few times, anyway) he was in love with her, too.....
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 01:17 PM
Who loves short shorts?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:24 PM
Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet ... What should be hot is cold ... What should be firm is limp ... and The buns are bigger than anything else on the menu~!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 02:55 PM
"When you become senile, you won't know it."
Bill Cosby
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 03:55 PM
Go ahead and eat brownies for breakfast.

They have eggs, milk, and flour....breakfast food.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 04:01 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Go ahead and eat brownies for breakfast.

They have eggs, milk, and flour....breakfast food.
Not to mention the "sugar high" will give off enough energy to make it thru the day. laugh
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 07:13 PM
Tired of lying in the sunshine,
Staying home to watch the rain....

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PETA- Peacocks Extremely Tired of Acronyms
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 07:39 PM
You are young and life is long
and there is time to kill today....
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 07:42 PM
The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 07:45 PM
smile

OH man that made me smile!
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 07:47 PM
"The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time"
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 09:08 PM
Life is short. Make fun of it.

And my personally created motto: A girl can only try.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 09:39 PM
It made me smile too :p
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 09:57 PM
wink laugh WHY NOT? laugh wink
Posted By: Larry & Susan Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 09:58 PM
I am growing older but not up.....
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 10:43 PM
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn how to worship me.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 11:27 PM
The doctors say I'll be getting better REAL soon now. wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/01/2006 11:37 PM
I'm not getting older, I'm getting more complex
(Like a fine bottle of wine)
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 12:36 AM
I wish I was a Teddy Bear. The older they get, the better they feel. confused
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 12:42 AM
Originaly posted by Lookin2bfun:
Quote
I wish I was a Teddy Bear. The older they get, the better they feel.
Oh won't you let me be...


Your Teddy Bear?
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 12:56 AM
When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.

_________________________
Are we there yet?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:13 AM
You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:20 AM
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
-------------------------

ARE WE THERE YET?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:23 AM
Don't be cruel to a heart that's true.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:28 AM
Wascally Wabbit!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:30 AM
Return to sender address unknown no such number no such zone
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:32 AM
Wise men say only fools rush in....
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:34 AM
Oh, wise guy, eh? Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:43 AM
Hey Moe!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:51 AM
MOM WHEN WILL WE GET THERE??
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:57 AM
MOM......HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!!!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 02:07 AM
MAAAA.....
I GOT'TA GO TO THE POTTY!!!!
MAKE HIM STAY ON HIS OWN SIDE OF THE SEAT!!!
and my favorite from my kids...
MAKE HIM STOP GRINNING AT ME!!! IT BUGS ME!!

ARE WE THERE YET?
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 02:13 AM
I'm a little teapot...short and...
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 02:36 AM
I see Mars, I see Stars, I see WHAT???????????????? eek eek eek
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 02:47 AM
It's raining,
It's pouring,
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head
And he didn't get up in the morning
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 03:03 AM
Poor Mother Hubbard
Went to her cubboard
To get her poor dog a bone
errrrr... :p
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 03:32 AM
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 03:34 AM
There Once Was A Lady From Nantucket...
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 03:36 AM
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 04:01 AM
Birds of a feather flock together,
And so will pigs and swine;
Rats and mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 05:28 AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.
Posted By: pkatcher Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 06:44 AM
I detest the onslaught of snow,
When the cold makes a man...well, you know,
Shrivel up like a raisin.
I find it amazin'
There exist any young Eskimo.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 06:54 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Poor Mother Hubbard
Went to her cubboard
To get her poor dog a bone
errrrr... :p
But when she bent over,
Rover took over!
Cause he had a bone of his own!!
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 12:43 PM
EEEEEEEWWWWWW :p :p
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:30 PM
THERE are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the purposes of legitimate fiction.
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 01:39 PM
Someday, many years from now
We'll sit beside the fires glow
Exchanging tales about our past
And laughing as the memories flow.

And when that distant day arrives
I know it will be understood
That friendship is the key to life
And we were friends and it was good.
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 03:17 PM
"A drink or two, perhaps, but no fcuking way I'm ever going to drink a jug of anything again."

~DJ~
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 03:29 PM
"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. And we're just the guys to do it..."
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 04:19 PM
"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

TexJohn
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 04:51 PM
Houston, we have a problem.

diane
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 04:56 PM
No Problem Mon laugh
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 05:13 PM
Don’t you know I’m still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I’m still standing after all this time....

Elton John
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 05:21 PM
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walking through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 05:50 PM
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 06:07 PM
There once was a gal from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 06:13 PM
Because of the wonderful things he does!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 06:19 PM
Follow the Yellow Brick Road....

______________
ARE WE THERE YET?
Posted By: CharmedOne Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 06:32 PM
Follow your dreams.......
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 07:05 PM
Eleven msg boards short of a LIFE! laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 07:10 PM
I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 07:16 PM
You got the peaches, I got the cream.
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 07:43 PM
harmful if swallowed....
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 07:49 PM
"Did we give up when the gemans bombed Pearl Harbor? - NO"

TexJohn
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 07:50 PM
. . .just rinse, and spit.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:02 PM
...just spread your legs and relax.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:17 PM
We'll all meet back at the local saloon
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Tobey Keith
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:26 PM
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"
wink
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:26 PM
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:39 PM
BACK ON TOPIC: Why WWW,well, lemme tell ya why... I'm having SUCH a difficult time getting my trip report completed, and I believe I remember reading some time ago that the group did a "Virtual trip report" SO, come on gang, help me out with my memories here. Bout the only part I remember well enough to write about has to do with a JUG, a Beginners Jug, and some hot TA in the Hottub.... wink
What else happened, or didn't happen.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:55 PM
Can't tell you. What happens at Hedo, stays at Hedo. (but I have the photos).
Posted By: Tracy&Jeff Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 08:55 PM
She sure can’t wrestle – but you should see her box!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 09:03 PM
i'd love to love ya - if only i could
her love is, oh so, shiny wet -
keeps a bald peacock for a pet.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 09:08 PM
I remember the gift exchange.. WOW, NICE PACKAGE! laugh
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 10:08 PM
How many times do I have to tell ya...this is about being OFF topic...(off kilter, off your rocker, off...)
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 10:15 PM
Thanks for the reminder... OOPS, I verbalized yet another thought.... My quote...
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 10:26 PM
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, & remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 10:32 PM
Thinking is the talking of the soul with itself.
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 10:36 PM
"For there are some eunuchs which were so born from their mother's womb; and there are some eunuchs which were made eunuchs of men; and there be eunuchs which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
- Matthew 19:12
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/02/2006 11:07 PM
"Don't waste your spooge on Mother Earth" (Paraphrased from the Bible in some section about onanism) I say: spooge away, just not near me unless I wanted to inspire it.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 03:34 AM
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony....
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 03:49 AM
I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 04:39 AM
"Blessed are the cheesemakers..."
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 04:44 AM
Go forth and multiply

2x2=4
4x4=8

Nah, I would rather spill my spooge...wait...it doesn't spill, what do I do now?
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 04:51 AM
Wee Doggy! Right fine cyphering there, Jethro!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:01 AM
lets go swimming in the cement pond Jethro..
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:02 AM
I'm going straight to hell, just like my mama said...
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:02 AM
Come and get it Mr. Drysdale
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:07 AM
Vittles are ready, come n get it
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:17 AM
I'm fixing to be one of them double-ought spies!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:18 AM
Shaken, not stirred.
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:20 AM
OH PAAAAAAAAAAAAA heysa gonna go and git emself killed.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:50 AM
Mama told me not to come......
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 06:17 AM
That ain't no way to have fun
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 06:29 AM
Mama told me there'd be days like these......
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 01:16 PM
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 01:51 PM
You might think it's butter,

but it's not!

It's Chiffon!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 01:59 PM
Wasted days and wasted nights.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 02:35 PM
It's not butter, it's Parkay
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 02:36 PM
It's not nice to fool Mother Nature
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:11 PM
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:12 PM
Hope he had clean underwear on -- Mom
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:15 PM
they were clean before the bus hit him... Dad
laugh
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:19 PM
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:21 PM
Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute.
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that’s in it....
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:25 PM
SMACK, I coulda had a V-8!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:34 PM
It will only hurt a little bit.....
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 05:59 PM
I think plaid and polka dots are hard to mix in the same room.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 06:04 PM
Shag rugs are the new berber.
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 06:23 PM
I promise, I'll pull out
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 06:37 PM
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 09:12 PM
I'll take Wicked for $500, Alex.
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 09:39 PM
What does the third "W" in WWW mean?
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 10:25 PM
What should I pack?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 10:32 PM
Our Final Jeopardy category is "Hedonism II"

Make your wagers, and we'll be right back after this brief commercial message.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 11:21 PM
Scuba and Tennis for $500.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/03/2006 11:39 PM
Muskrat love!
Posted By: Anonymous Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 12:06 AM
How do I get the coffee out of my keyboard, or will I need a new one?
Posted By: Sugarbabe Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 12:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by diane:
What does the third "W" in WWW mean?
Wicked Awesome in the Northeast laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 12:25 AM
~*~ Commercial Jingle ~*~

Hey there swinging bachelors! Wish you were hung like a Sperm Whale?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 12:31 AM
Welcome back! The Final Jeopardy answer is:

Winter WWW.

editted because Alex was buzzed....... wink
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 01:21 AM
In the northeast that would actually be "wicked good"
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 01:31 AM
The Wicked Witch is dead

Lady Di
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 02:25 AM
Can't we play another game of Jeopardy? I hit my buzzer too late. pout pout
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 02:41 AM
Which old witch?
The wicked witch.

Ding Dong
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 02:49 AM
You're out of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the night!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 03:29 AM
Oh MY, what a big dcik you have, grandma.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 03:37 AM
The better to poke you with, my dear.
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 04:41 AM
That's what your Mother said last night, Trebek!
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 04:53 AM
I'll take Swords for $1000...
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 05:58 AM
That's S-Words, Sean
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 12:49 PM
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 02:58 PM
An original thought: Today is the first day of the rest of my life. ha ha ha....just kidding. It's the last day of my period.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 04:54 PM
Lo! Death has reared himself a throne
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West,
Where the good and the bad and the worst and the best
Have gone to their eternal rest.
There shrines and palaces and towers
(Time-eaten towers that tremble not!)
Resemble nothing that is ours.
Around, by lifting winds forgot,
Resignedly beneath the sky
The melancholy waters lie.
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 06:50 PM
Gentlemen will please refrain
from flushing toilets while the train
is standing in the station.
Posted By: bigdog8088 Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 08:40 PM
Who...Let the dogs out
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 08:45 PM
Breathe deep the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy is spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one;
Lonely man cries for love and has none;
New mother picks up and suckles her son;
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colours from our sight,
Red is grey and yellow white
But we decide which is right
And which is an illusion.

____________________________
ARE WE THERE YET?
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 08:50 PM
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 10:01 PM
Hey Dave, I got laid last night too! Your mom says "hi"......Jake
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 10:24 PM
Dave's reply: eek eek eek eek
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/04/2006 11:14 PM
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Which probably explains how the Kama Sutra got written. wink
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 12:35 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mugsey:
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Which probably explains how the Kama Sutra got written. wink
no that was Frank Zappa.. laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 03:54 AM
....with a pair of heavy duty, zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand...
Posted By: Mario Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 05:26 AM
Patty, I've found you at last! I've been looking all over Negril for you, and I find you here - hiding with the WWW!
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 05:47 AM
double your pleasure....
double your fun...
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 05:47 AM
Hey Mario how was the wedding........
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 05:51 AM
OH! The FOND memories... Just Peachy! laugh
Posted By: Mario Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 06:02 AM
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?


Nacho Cheese.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 07:28 AM
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in, and stops my mind from wandering......Jake

edited to add: Hey, this is the 700th reply in this thread!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 02:20 PM
There's a hole in my bucket, my bucket, my bucket...
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 02:35 PM
Then, plug it, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza.
Then plug it dear Liza, dear Liza. . .
PLUG IT!
Posted By: PEACOCK Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 02:40 PM
"With what shall I plug it?", said Liza, said Liza.

"With what shall I plug it?" Said Liza.. .

"With what?" confused confused
Posted By: Mario Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 02:41 PM
With ME! With ME!!!!!!!
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 03:14 PM
But your stopper is too small dear Mario dear Mario, your stopper is too small dear Mario... TOO SMALL....
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 07:35 PM
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 08:30 PM
Momma told me not to come.
She said "That ain't the way to have fun, Son"
Posted By: DennyP Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 08:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chicago Jake:
Hey, this is the 700th reply in this thread!
The thread length will affect the performance of the message board.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 10:22 PM
The length always affects the performance laugh
Posted By: chris santilli Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 10:34 PM
And if it's a thread, don't come a'knocking on my front door!
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 11:02 PM
Why is it that some do not get the message? confused Is it true that alcohol impairs vision?
Posted By: diane Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 11:19 PM
So far, the performance of this thread is outstanding. Some of the funniest things I've read around here in a long time.

diane
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 11:31 PM
I have to agree with you Diane, the way the thoughts are somehow connected together reminds me of being at a large cocktail party… lots of people and lots of fun!
Almost like being in the hot tub 1st night of WWW! laugh

Patty
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/05/2006 11:58 PM
Don't come a'knocking if this trailer is a'rocking! wink
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 12:45 AM
I hear you knocking, but I can't cum in.
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 12:46 AM
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 01:00 AM
Beam me up, Scottie.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 01:19 AM
Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me.
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 01:48 AM
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is No.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 03:20 AM
Drive west on Sunset, to the sea.
Turn that jungle music down,
Least until we're out of town.....
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 03:31 AM
Come with me, my love
to the sea, the sea of love....
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 04:01 AM
Going to hell in a bucket, how your enjoying the ride...
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 04:39 AM
Outside of a dog,
a BOOK is man's best friend.


(Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.)
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 05:17 AM
Speaking of Denny, a BIG UP for allowing us this fun.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 09:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sunlovers:
Speaking of Denny, a BIG UP for allowing us this fun.
Yes indeed. Thank you Denny. Respect everytime!

Getting back off topic, if men are from mars and women are from venus,where are cats and dogs from?
Posted By: Hazelita, the Pampered Princess Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 12:22 PM
I dunno about cats but I think dogs are from PLUTO!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 03:59 PM
It's raining cats and dogs!

Quick...put on the umbrella hats and keep the party going.
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 04:01 PM
Careful you don't step in a poodle.
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 04:14 PM
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 05:54 PM
I'm tellin on you, MOOOOOMMMMMMMMM, He's being mean to me!
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 06:52 PM
Stop touching me!!

Hmmm.. did I really just say that?

Better said... Start touching me!!!!!!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 08:20 PM
Do you know where that finger has been?
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 09:45 PM
Ah yes. The fickle finger of fate! laugh
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 10:16 PM
I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 10:35 PM
So you like Hair?
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 10:50 PM
Except for "down under."
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/06/2006 11:30 PM
The trees look bigger when you clean out the underbrush
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 12:00 AM
Oh say can you see my eyes if you can then my hair's too long.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 12:29 AM
"If I were King of the Foreeeeest"

oh wait...we already did Oz....
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 01:20 AM
"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 01:51 AM
Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 02:07 AM
Badaptation: "War of the Worlds" with Tom Cruise
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 02:22 AM
Badaptation: Any movie with Tom Cruise.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 02:31 AM
Badaptation: Tom Cruise
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 02:39 AM
Carbage: the trash found in your automobile
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 04:49 AM
Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 05:29 AM
When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 04:13 PM
I don't care if it rains and freezes.....
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 04:54 PM
I like to do whatever I pleases!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 05:21 PM
Dance all night, Play all day
Don't let nothing get in your way
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 08:41 PM
"You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart." ~Unknown
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 10:08 PM
"One foot is longer that the other and both of my feet are too long, but I'm a dancing foooool."

TexJohn
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/07/2006 11:54 PM
Hot sun beating down
burning my feet just walking around.

Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

Genesis 1991
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 12:44 AM
I should have danced all night
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 01:32 AM
Hear the sledges with the bells-
Silver bells!
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 01:56 AM
What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is goin' on around here??????
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 02:57 AM
Shake it up.....woo hoo
Shake it up
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 01:46 PM
In visions of the dark night
I have dreamed of joy departed-
But a waking dream of life and light
Hath left me broken-hearted.
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 01:54 PM
everybody was kung foo fighting....
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 03:53 PM
We gotta fight...for our rights...
To party
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 04:37 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
We gotta fight...for our rights...
To party
just go to hedo with the WWW group...

when we party ....
we party hardy ....
ain't no party like a hedo party
cause a hedo party don't stop!
:p
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 05:52 PM
Helllloooooooooooooooo you people at Pointless Village!
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 10:04 PM
Let's get it started right now
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 10:24 PM
"Motivation feels much different from what I imagined. I was expecting a light, energetic feeling. But it's more like being pinned under a burning couch. Whoo! I'm getting dizzy. I'd better lie down until the motivation wears off."
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/08/2006 10:35 PM
Money can buy you a dog,but only love can make its tail wag.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 12:45 AM
Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 12:57 AM
LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET TO 1000. ONLY 233 MORE TO GO. THE CHALLENGE IS ON!!!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 01:02 AM
I accept your challenge.
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 01:40 AM
"And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night."
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 01:50 AM
Let's the games begin.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 02:05 AM
I reject your reality and substatute my own.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 02:28 AM
Psychodelic Shack...that's where it's at
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 02:31 AM
I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 02:32 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Psychodelic Shack...that's where it's at
IS THAT "THE CRAZEY LITTLE SHACK BEYOND THE TRACK"
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 02:35 AM
Looooooove Shack
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 03:22 AM
YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 03:30 AM
The love shack is a little old place
where we can get together............
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 03:39 AM
I shall wear white flannel trousers
and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 05:09 AM
They're coming to take me away
Haha hoho heehee
To the funny farm,
Where life is beautiful all the time,
And there'll be men in their clean white coats,
And they're coming to take me away.........
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 02:07 PM
Jane, you ignorant slut!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 03:02 PM
You just lay on your back and let the meter roll....
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 03:31 PM
Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 04:28 PM
"One ringy-dingy... two ringy-dingies...
Is this the party to whom I am speaking?"
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 04:41 PM
To the moon Alice!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 04:54 PM
Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...

by Tyrone Green


Disclaimer: I am not suggesting or condoning violence against your landlord. This is for artistic viewing only laugh :p
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 09:26 PM
Ok, since Saturday Night Live Vet, Eddie M. seems to be too heavy, and I don't want to Stop the Postings... I'll lighten it up cool

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 09:52 PM
"Space - The final frontier"
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 09:53 PM
Romper, bomper, stomper boo
Tell me, tell me, tell me true
Magic Mirror tell me today
Did all my friends have fun at play?
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:03 PM
Make it so, number one...
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:16 PM
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:32 PM
"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:41 PM
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:46 PM
"Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. It's for all you animals and music lovers."
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:54 PM
"Live like noone else....so that later you can LIVE LIKE NOONE ELSE"

Dave Ramsey
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:57 PM
Dance to the music, dance to the music
Boom shakalakalaka, Boom shakalakalaka

All we need is a drummer,
for people who only need a beat.

I'm gonna add a little guitar
and make it easy to move your feet.

I'm gonna add some bottom,
so that the dancers just won't hide.

You might like to hear my organ
playing "Ride Sally Ride"
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 10:59 PM
Did you see the blond mohawk on Sly Stone?
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 11:03 PM
“Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for the use of man.”

Thomas Love Peacock (1785-1866)
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 11:10 PM
"Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which is the direct result of the act of it."
Henry Blake
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/09/2006 11:52 PM
"Coffee is the best of all earthly drinks."

...translated from a Swedish coffee mug
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 12:06 AM
"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides"

Pythagoras

This, by the way, explains why the Inca did not have the wheel when Pisarro arrived.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 01:23 AM
Hey is for horses, young lady.
No ifs, ands or buts about it.
You're spending the night with..........

<insert dramatic music>

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 02:05 AM
If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far,
Dont worry baby
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 03:23 AM
Quote
Originally posted by The Other Andy:
"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides"

Pythagoras

This, by the way, explains why the Inca did not have the wheel when Pisarro arrived.
HE IS STILL IN LIMA. SAW HIM THERE A FEW YEARS AGO.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 09:21 AM
Real men don't ask directions.
They just keep going and going and going... wink
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 01:58 PM
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
Posted By: TexJohn Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 04:45 PM
Picture a place where a human being can alter his life...

by simply altering his attitudes of mind.

In a place known as...

The Twilight Zone
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 05:46 PM
I used to be kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.

The sentence following this one is false. The previous sentence is true.

If a librarian retrains as a barber, does that person become a barbarian?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 06:26 PM
Work Harder!

The folks on welfare need the money.
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 08:07 PM
A little song

A little dance

A little seltzer

In your pants
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 08:18 PM
Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonite
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 08:31 PM
Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 09:12 PM
If I had a hammmer....
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 09:13 PM
Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
Cause you're just another boring bisexual
"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within

you'll dance to anything
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/10/2006 11:48 PM
Would you care for a canape?
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 12:00 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
If I had a hammmer....
DON'T NAIL IT. SCREW IT! wink wink
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 01:11 AM
The road was long but I ran it.
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it.
If there's one fool for you then I am it.
I've one thing to say and that's...
Damn it - Janet - I love you.
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 01:30 AM
Whats the best way to eat a peacock?????

...One bite at a time
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 01:44 AM
with pickles and squeeze cheese on the side.
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 05:43 AM
NUTS!!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 03:34 PM
A NICE TENDER TONGUE IS NICE WITH IT
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 04:12 PM
I'll take the thigh, please
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 04:27 PM
I'LL TAKE A BREAST (ONLY 1 WILLING TO SHARE)
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 05:16 PM
"Do you want fries with that?"
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 05:45 PM
PLEASE NO GRAVY
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 05:58 PM
I prefer mine pre-plucked.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 08:29 PM
One lump or two?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 09:57 PM
Coffee, tea or me?
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 10:30 PM
what type of wine would you serve with that?
red or white?
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 10:31 PM
All talk and no action
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 10:33 PM
all work and no play
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/11/2006 10:34 PM
makes Mikey a dull boy
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 12:17 AM
not Mikey....
Mikey likes it!!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 12:35 AM
Makes Jack a dull boy.....but who knows Jack?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 12:50 AM
A nice chianti with fava beans...
Posted By: vbplyr233 Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 06:55 AM
green eggs and ham
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 03:00 PM
I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa
Posted By: CharmedOne Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 03:46 PM
.....yum yum
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 06:04 PM
OH the weather outside is frightening.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 07:27 PM
Riders on the storm
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 08:28 PM
Ride Sally Ride
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 09:44 PM
Born to be Wild
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 09:55 PM
Let it snow, Let it snow....
it's so pretty....
(BUT brother come with the truck & plow PLEASE)
my back has had enough!
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/12/2006 10:03 PM
That's why I had kids.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/13/2006 02:50 AM
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/13/2006 03:09 PM
All of me,
Why not take all of me.......


<hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm hmmmmmmmm hmmm hmm> can't remember the rest
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/13/2006 10:54 PM
Can't you see I'm no good without you.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 12:34 PM
I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need...
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 01:15 PM
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights...wasted snow in Central Park (when the mountais got nothing!@!)
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 08:43 PM
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 09:11 PM
The way you do the things you do,
The way you do the things you do,.....
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 09:17 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Chris & Liz:
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
whatever you want! :p
(and we have the pictures to prove it)
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 09:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
Quote
Originally posted by Chris & Liz:
[b] What do you do with a drunken sailor?
whatever you want! :p
(and we have the pictures to prove it) [/b]
Wasn't there a semi-official saying in the Royal Navy of "Rum, Bum, and the Lash"?

Kind of sounds like Hedo during BDSM week. eek

HedoCanucks


An old man sat down on a park bench.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

Finally the young man said sarcastically: "What's the matter old timer ... never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied: "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/14/2006 11:27 PM
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 12:05 AM
Did you hear the story about the peacock?
It's a beautiful tail.

HedoCanucks

(........BTW, how *do* they get baby peacocks?)
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 01:20 AM
Quote
Originally posted by hedo69:
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
The peahens lay the eggs. Then out come the peachickies! smile
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 01:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sunlovers:
Quote
Originally posted by hedo69:
[b] The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
The peahens lay the eggs. Then out come the peachickies! smile [/b]
I'm guessin' those are something like peechuckies, NO?
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 10:24 AM
And now for something completely different...
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 02:52 PM
She sells seashells by the seashore.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 03:25 PM
She drove her Mustang there
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 08:32 PM
Which is easier to cook on Robert's Grill?

1) a lobster
2) a peachickie
3) a pound of ground chuck
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 09:28 PM
What a little devil!
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 10:01 PM
peachickie with pick-a-pepper sauce.
Now that's a mouthful! laugh
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/15/2006 11:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by The Other Andy:
Which is easier to cook on Robert's Grill?

1) a lobster
2) a peachickie
3) a pound of ground chuck
Does is matter if it's jerk lobster, jerk peachickie, or jerk chuck?

HedoCanucks


A rooster was walking around the farmyard one spring day and started finding brightly dyed Easter eggs hidden everywhere. After thinking about it for a minute he stormed off to the henhouse saying, "When I find him, I'm going to beat the hell out of that peacock!"
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 12:50 AM
peas porridge hot
peas porridge cold
peas porridge in the pot
getting old old old
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 07:04 AM
Sing a song of sixpence.
A pocket full of rye.....Jake
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 11:52 AM
Fe..Fi..Fo..Fum

I smell the blood of an englishman
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 01:26 PM
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it;
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap)
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 03:04 PM
You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 08:53 PM
hey, i heard that song done in the piano bar once at hedo during december...although it sounded more like an old Kenny Rodgers ballad when it was sung. Not for sure how that happened..but alcohol will do weird things to the mind.


Mike
Ridding the world of feathers...one bird at a time
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 09:15 PM
Little Bunny Foo Foo
hopping thru the forest
scooping up the field mice
and bopping them on the head
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/16/2006 09:59 PM
There once was a man from Nantucket
who drank run punch at hedo by the bucket...
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 12:10 AM
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn
The SHEEP'S in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 12:38 AM
Hedo.......where men are men and goats are nervous.
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 02:56 AM
LOVE IS LIKE CANDY ON A SHELF
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 03:16 AM
You want to taste and help yourself
The sweetest things are there for you
Help yourself, take a few
That's what I want you to do.
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 03:44 AM
SOOO HELP YOUR SELF
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 05:51 AM
Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms just say the word
and they are yours
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 12:14 PM
These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do,
One of these day's these boots are gonna walk all over you.

YEAH BABY!...BRING IT!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 12:40 PM
And on the ninth day, God distroyed the dinosaurs.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 02:40 PM
Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 02:42 PM
Transformers...more than meets the eye.
Transformers...robots in disguise.


(See God only THOUGHT he destroyed the dinosaurs...they really became Transformers and hid from him in the toy box)
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 03:22 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

Turtle Power!
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 03:49 PM
Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 04:29 PM
The above I thought was funny and not checked with snopes to see if real.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/17/2006 11:36 PM
If you have to check with snopes to see if you are staying alive... you better get some better pain pills girl.... is that what the ah ah ah sound is in that song?

How about another oldie...

"Everymove I make I ache..."

hugs
Patty
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 03:29 AM
...I'll be watching you
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 03:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:
And on the ninth day, God distroyed the dinosaurs.
And on the tenth day, Denny destroyed GOD!
Posted By: Gary and Geri Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 04:03 AM
What are you like? You've had a right life
And taken a long ride, but oh what a cost...
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 04:32 AM
We've got to fight....
for the right....
to party!
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 03:26 PM
BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 04:00 PM
I am She-Ra princess of power
I protect Crystal Castle
Every day, every hour!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 04:20 PM
COFFEE? TEA? or ME?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 04:26 PM
She's got legs
She knows how use them
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 04:39 PM
Takes the wheel when I’m seeing double, pays my ticket when I speed
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 07:45 PM
See that girl with the red dress on,
she can do it all night long,
she's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 08:14 PM
The more I think about it old Billy was right.

Let's kill all the lawyers, kill'em tonight.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/18/2006 10:38 PM
Love is never blind
Though sometimes you might think so
Ask a thousand times
A thousand times you'll hear me say


WHY WWW and I got almost a thousand answers...


thanks to all who play nice
and thanks to all those that played naked! laugh
Posted By: DammitJanet Re: why WWW - 02/19/2006 12:19 AM
Billy don't be a hero
don't be a fool with your life....
Posted By: HedoCanucks Re: why WWW - 02/19/2006 01:12 AM
my girl don't go for smokin'
liquor just makes her flinch,
she don't go for nothin'
except for my big 10 inch...........


record of a band that plays the blues
the band that plays the blues,
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues............
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/19/2006 03:21 PM
How many peas could a Peachuck chuck,
If a Peachuck could chuck peas ?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/19/2006 03:26 PM
I just spewed coffee everywhere
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 01:23 AM
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup...


coffee coffee everywhere, but not a drop to drink.
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 01:49 AM
Unless you go to Selina's.

right PC?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 02:51 AM
And make sure and ask her how her family is.....
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 05:02 AM
OMG...im speechless! and thats unusual!
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 05:16 AM
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 01:49 PM
"It's funny, i don't remember going to highschool with a bunch of short bald businessmen."
- my mother returning from her 30 year reunion

Zilla (old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill)
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 03:45 PM
School's out for summer!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 08:00 PM
It's a cruel, cruel summer
Leaving me here on my own
It's a cruel, cruel summer
Now you're gone

Zilla (80s R Us)
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 08:38 PM
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 08:39 PM
How's your whole...


...family?
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 08:44 PM
They all died of anthrax.

oops.....wrong place wink
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 08:54 PM
Mankind,
The Public Enemy's Not The Man Who Speaks His Mind
The Public Enemy's The Man That Goes And Acts Blind
Searching For An Answer That He'll Never Find
An Action From Reaction And You Can't Make A Retraction
Once You've Put Your Head Out
And Then You're Blue In The Face
As You Try To State Your Case
You Can Think With Your Dick
But It Can't Shout

Zilla (well, it's not *my* cup of tea, but can you really die from it?)
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 10:52 PM
Die of embarrassment?
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/20/2006 11:00 PM
The happiest day- the happiest hour
My sear'd and blighted heart hath known,
The highest hope of pride and power,
I feel hath flown.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/21/2006 02:38 PM
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 06:26 PM
One Love, One Heart....
Let's get together and it will be alright....


just over 9 months til the next Winter WWW...
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 06:52 PM
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
I wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now!
I got to know - got to know - got to know now!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I'm willing and able,
So I throw my cards on your table!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 07:01 PM
Is this love that I'm feeling
Is this the love that I've been searching for
Is this Iove or am I dreaming
Is this the love that I've been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming
This must be love
Cos it's really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 08:13 PM
Mustard's no good without roast beef
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 08:40 PM
Mustard, onions, and kraut on a hot dog.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 08:47 PM
My favorite animal is steak
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 08:51 PM
Rare, with sauteed mushrooms and onions and a good bottle of wine.
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 10:26 PM
Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.


.
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/22/2006 11:00 PM
At a dinner party, one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 12:36 AM
Not at my house....
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 01:58 AM
If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?.......Jake
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 02:21 AM
GOD DIDN'T MAKE LITTLE GREEN APPLES
IT DOESN'T RAIN IN __________
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 02:31 AM
Vegan.....ancient Algonquin word for "bad hunter"
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 08:34 AM
I'm hunting for that wascally wabbit.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 03:46 PM
Spank me!

We've got 5 rabbits and 25 dove in the freezer thanks to my boy.
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 04:18 PM
Tell ya what! Gotta get up early if ya wanna lounger or spankins! All the good ones are gone wink
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 05:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Spank me!

We've got 5 rabbits and 25 dove in the freezer thanks to my boy.
Damn! You beat me!

Paradise by the dashboard light!
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 10:33 PM
Dammit to hell(is this allowed?)! I didn't even think!

You go CherBUNNY! and keep going and going and going and going and going and going.............
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/23/2006 11:21 PM
Only 65 more to go.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/24/2006 01:35 AM
Thanks gals!

Smoochers to ya both.

Ms Bunny
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/24/2006 04:24 PM
We've got:

Nine Million
Nine Hundred
Ninety-Nine Thousand
Nine Hundred
Ninety-Nine
Posts to go,

and then, We don't know if we'll be thru with it.........
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/24/2006 04:43 PM
....99 bottles of beer on the wall
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 02/24/2006 05:14 PM
Jamaica, say you will
Help me find a way to fill these empty hours
Say you will come again tomorrow


.


.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/25/2006 12:59 AM
I wanna go where I can lighten up the load
Drive a little while on the wrong side of the road
Get this laying low off to a flying start
Play my guitar in the Caribbean sun
Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon
Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum, or a star
And be as you are
Kenny Chesney - Be as You Are
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/25/2006 12:56 PM
when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down
when the sun goes down


Kenny Chesney-When the Sun Goes Down
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 04:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:



Kenny Chesney-When the Sun Goes Down
Who the heck is Kenny Chesney???

~DJ~
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 04:35 AM
I'll bet he is a country singer! I don't know country.

~DJ~ Just tryin' to get the post count up!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 02:47 PM
LOOKS LIKE EVERY ONE IS GETTING A LITTLE LIMP. WHAT WE NEED IS SOME VIAGRA OR THINKING OF DELROY'S MUSIC AND MIXING DRINKS. HOW ABOUT FOXY YELLING "NAKID WATER SLIDE"
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 04:54 PM
DJ - He is a country singer but with a touch of Jimmy Buffett.
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 04:57 PM
So......Back on topic.....WHY WWW? BECAUSE WE are THAT special!

Edited to add: Well, Spank me! Damn! Guess not! ;(
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 07:02 PM
Wasted away in Hedonismville.....

I wish I was!
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 08:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
Wasted away in Hedonismville.....

I wish I was!
ME TOO!!!
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 02/26/2006 11:26 PM
FUBAR!!!
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 12:08 AM
Nice to find some country music that's NOT about your wife cheating on you or your dog gitting run over or losing your job or all of the above happening in the same day. wink

SNAFU!!!! laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 12:15 AM
Don't walk away, Renee.....

BOHAS
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 01:50 AM
...got any 100 mile an hour tape?
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 05:31 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Sunlovers:
So......Back on topic.....WHY WWW? BECAUSE WE are THAT special!

Edited to add: Well, Spank me! Damn! Guess not! ;(
Hello Jerry?
Ummm.....'scuse me, err, 'scuse me!! But, ahh, who said you could get on topic!! ?

This is the show " about nothing!! "

OH! Now just forget it!! It's wrecked. Ya gone and wrecked it.

Ah? Now then. what was my point? Hmmm....


I don't know how you guys walk around with those things anyway!

There.

That should have sufficiently blurred everything.
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 09:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
...got any 100 mile an hour tape?
Nope. She took that when she took my truck and ran over my dog. frown
Think I'll go write a song about it now.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 03:28 PM
I'm looking over
my dead dog Rover,
that I ran over
with a power mower.

One leg is missing,
the other is gone,
the third one is scattered
all over the lawn......


(one of those sick songs you sing when you're a kid..)
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 05:30 PM
Great big gobs of
greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies turdy feet
French fried eye balls
dipped in pools of blood
Eat 'em without a spoon......
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 07:02 PM
On the planet Mars
Where the women smoke cigars
Every puff they take
Is enough to kill a snake
When the snake is dead
They put diamonds in his head
When the diamonds break
It is 1968
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 02/27/2006 09:41 PM
Life is a lemon and I want my money back!
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 12:16 AM
I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 11:27 AM
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onions on a seamee seed bun.
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 12:03 PM
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way.
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 02:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onions on a seamee seed bun.
This is a re-run!!! I wrote this way back on page, oh I don't remember, 5 or 6 maybe.
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 02:55 PM
Quote
Originally posted by pafuncouple:
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way.
This, too, is a re-run. Also way back in this thread!

What is this world (thread) coming too???
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 02:58 PM
We're going to get shut down for being redundant, folks!!! wink :p
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 03:13 PM
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
Posted By: viperess Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 05:04 PM
You people kill me!!
Too bad I have to go to work...I want to keep reading!
DD
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 11:43 PM
At my age you expect me to remember what was "way back" in the thread??? Surely you jest.

Lady Di
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 11:56 PM
I can't tell you what I did last weekend, but I can tell you that we've covered a lot of different things....

28 postings to go...
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 02/28/2006 11:58 PM
* 1 oz Vodka
* 3/4 oz Peach schnapps
* Cranberry juice
* Grapefruit juice
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 08:00 AM
Absurdity for its own sake is a beautiful thing. laugh
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 09:19 AM
A man walks in the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of clear plastic around his waist.
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 01:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mugsey:
"I can clearly see your nuts"
I believe that statement reflects 99.9% of the poster's on this board!!! laugh
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 03:18 PM
and the other .1% of this board are really crazy! :p
Posted By: The Other Andy Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 05:37 PM
A drunkard sleeping up in Central Park,
A lion hunter in the jungle dark,
A Chinese dentist, a Village queen
All fit together in the same machine.

Nice, nice, very nice
Nice, nice, very nice
All the people in the same device
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 07:44 PM
Excuse me... Heard any good jokes lately??? laugh
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 09:04 PM
....It's only 2130 now.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/01/2006 11:41 PM
....to get to the other side.
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 12:06 AM
Ya want a joke?

Try Grand Lido Braco.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 12:37 AM
Is that bad or good?
Posted By: DocnRhonda Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 03:00 AM
Why do you ask?
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 03:45 AM
Stoned goat? Don't think I've ever tried that before.
Hope it's tender. wink
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 05:31 AM
Curiosity.....
Posted By: Chicago Jake Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 07:11 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Cherbunny:
....It's only 2130 now.
And I haven't had sex since 1955!!.....Jake
Posted By: Sambuca Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 03:56 PM
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.


.


.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 05:28 PM
There's no place like home, there's no place like home.....
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 05:52 PM
Home, Home on the Range,
where the beer and the cantalopes plaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 06:28 PM
Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
except, watch out for those Brownies! eek
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 07:37 PM
I finally got a pic of me serving up those brownies on a platter.... eek
Posted By: Stoxnbonz Re: why WWW - 03/02/2006 11:08 PM
God bless America
Land that I love
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 12:22 AM
Oh happy days are here again...
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 12:41 AM
Cheryl all you needed to do was ask i would have sent them.........

Hedobob
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 12:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Hedobob:
Cheryl all you needed to do was ask i would have sent them.........The pics

Hedobob
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 02:07 AM
Harry: No, you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work.
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 02:49 AM
A psychic, would make a prediction,
but me Oh! I'll just make a contribution.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 04:02 AM
Bob~

I didn't think you had pics of me nekkid in the pool passing out brownies to friends.
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 04:05 AM
This is it......

The 1000th post on why WWW.

So....why go with the Winter WWW gang?

If you haven't figured it out after 40 friggin' pages here, then you just don't get it.

Hugs and Hedo Kisses.....NBH's and all

Cher
The former Ice Princess of the North Pole
Now the Scorpion Queen
Proprieter of Hedo Tucson
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 05:11 AM
NOT YET THIS IS #997.

YES WE ARE ALL TRUELY NUTS. :p wink :rolleyes:
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 05:25 AM
According to my browser, this is post # 1002
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 05:26 AM
See?
http://www.dennyp.com/cgi-bin/ubbcg...pic&f=9&t=001165&p=40#001002
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 05:34 AM
SORRY JUST GOING BY THE MESSAGE BOARB SUMMARY COUNT. I WOULD NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMEN CAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
Posted By: mugsey Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 09:18 AM
Betty Crocker is alive and well at Hedo!

post 1001 by my count here. smile
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 01:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
because we can
THIS IS WHAT STARTED IT ALL smile wink :p :rolleyes: eek confused
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 02:23 PM
You had us at because....
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 03:10 PM
Smoochers to ya Big Guy.
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 04:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by BIGGUY:
SORRY JUST GOING BY THE MESSAGE BOARB SUMMARY COUNT. I WOULD NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMEN CAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT
Sorry, according to my browser, this was the 1000th post. WHATEVER!!!
Why WWWW, well, for me it was a whole lot of nothing, and yet it was everything all at the same time. Pretty much like this thread. Minds connecting, and instantly becoming friends. I can't imagine having to miss a future WWWW. Nope, I won't imagine it. WWWW 2006, see ya then!
Posted By: Hedobob Re: why WWW - 03/03/2006 09:49 PM
No i dont have a nude pic of you passing out brownies, but i have a clothed picture of you passing out brownies.Wanna trade LOLOLOL
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 03/04/2006 06:12 PM
why www?

because i rediscovered that truly special lady in my life...the woman who had gotten boring and plain raising kids and working and paying bills...and then within a few days of JUST SIGNING UP...she suddenly transformed in my eyes back to the teenager i met 20 years ago after high school. in reality she really hadnt become plain and boring..but we simply get in the rut of day to day life and FORGET...

WWW makes us remember and we'll never miss another one either Sassy.

Mike
Posted By: Gary and Georgette Re: why WWW - 03/06/2006 01:05 PM
Have we said all that there is to say?
Posted By: hardwork Re: why WWW - 03/06/2006 01:45 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:
Have we said all that there is to say?
I think not!!!

Have you ever had a lag in conversation with a WWW-W member???

Only when they indulged in too much booze or cakes!!! They need a well earned break!!! wink

edited due to fingers not working correctly this morning! (too much snow shoveling)
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 03/06/2006 08:11 PM
Why WWWW?? Well, 41 pages later, we have rediscovered, and shown others that thoughts, words, and memories as random as they are makes it all worth while. The bonds of friendship with those just met, the rekindling of a relationship previously taken for granted, the true essence of what Hedo is.. "The People" all 311 of them...
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 03/07/2006 02:36 AM
my little 8 ball thingie says that 311 is gonna be waaaaaay too low for this coming december's trip.
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 03/09/2006 10:30 PM
it might be just a little too early to start the guessing on how many will be lucky enough to join our wonderful WWW Dec group....
the DIF is BAD
Posted By: HedoHero Re: why WWW - 03/10/2006 09:41 AM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
it might be just a little too early to start the guessing on how many will be lucky enough to join our wonderful WWW Dec group....
the DIF is BAD
Oh! that's just crazy talk!!

334!!
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 03/14/2006 04:03 AM
Baby baby falling in love

I'm falling in love again

smile
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/16/2006 10:44 PM
Would you like another nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie?
Posted By: Liz in VT Re: why WWW - 03/17/2006 12:11 AM
Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!
Posted By: BIGGUY Re: why WWW - 03/17/2006 12:57 AM
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!
smile cool :rolleyes: eek laugh wink :p
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 03/17/2006 05:07 AM
Quote
Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
it might be just a little too early to start the guessing on how many will be lucky enough to join our wonderful WWW Dec group....
the DIF is BAD
It's not too early to see if we'll break our record for WWW attendees at the "Hook" this summer! wink
Posted By: HedoComeSoon Re: why WWW - 03/18/2006 02:45 AM
DIF....... hmmmmmm...

thinking back to my first trip to Hedo in Aug of 2003. It took about 4 hours before I hit the nude side. I arrived by the main walkway to the nude side... Heard the partying going on... Paused at the little walk way between the end of the nude beach building and the trees to remove my shorts... Took a deep breath and headed into the naked zone... I walked into a sparsely populated, but lively nude pool area just in time for the afternoon body shots.... nobody really noticed my presence or my whiteness prevented them from looking too long...lol... Yup..... DIF........ <sigh>
Posted By: Storm Re: why WWW - 03/18/2006 02:53 AM
OMG ... 41 pages?? Where the hell have I been?

Do I date try and wade through all this .. or see if I can get a copy of the Cliff Notes from someone smile

YaMon .. always been all about the people!!

had to get at least one post in this monster ...
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 03/18/2006 03:13 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Storm:
OMG ... 41 pages?? Where the hell have I been?

Do I date try and wade through all this .. or see if I can get a copy of the Cliff Notes from someone smile

YaMon .. always been all about the people!!

had to get at least one post in this monster ...
monster? this is no monster I only asked a simple question of my fellow WWWer's...LOL
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/20/2006 06:13 PM
“I think you have to know who you are. Get to know the monster that lives in your soul, dive deep into your soul and explore it.”
Posted By: Cherbunny Re: why WWW - 03/20/2006 07:33 PM
...nekkid, of course.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/21/2006 06:13 PM
Nekkid monsters are the best.
Posted By: brett & christie Re: why WWW - 03/21/2006 10:40 PM
Like a Zilla monster!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 03/23/2006 05:29 PM
and i am very pleased you like a zilla monster cuz she loves you too!

Zilla (there is a monster at the end of this book)
Posted By: leftear Re: why WWW - 03/24/2006 04:42 AM
Damn, 42 pages. I checked out the first 8 and then skipped around from there. But, is there anything about left ears in here?

Miss you all peeps!

Chris
Posted By: SassyShoes Re: why WWW - 03/24/2006 06:35 PM
Quote
Originally posted by leftear:
Damn, 42 pages. I checked out the first 8 and then skipped around from there. But, is there anything about left ears in here?

Miss you all peeps!

Chris
Chris, "It's ALL about you!!!" You're part of WWW! laugh
Posted By: DennyP Re: why WWW - 03/24/2006 07:09 PM
Quote
Originally posted by leftear:
But, is there anything about left ears in here?
You can use the message board search function to assist with your search.
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/24/2006 08:26 PM
Just for you Chris!!!!

Emotional Words Best Heard In Left Ear

If you want to tell someone you love them you should tell them through their left ear.

People are more likely to remember emotional words, such as "love," if they hear them through their left ear, a study by psychologists at Sam Houston State University in Texas found.

It revealed that if sweet nothings are heard through the right ear, they are more likely to be forgotten.

The researchers say their findings can be explained by the fact that the left ear is controlled by the right side of the brain, which in turn is responsible for processing emotions.

The findings are consistent with the role of the brain's right hemisphere in the processing of emotional stimuli.

The researchers found the participants had a stronger memory of emotional words they had heard through the left ear. Their recollection of similar words heard through the right ear was not as strong.
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 03/25/2006 12:10 AM
good to see you back in action Chris. Hope things are going well for you. But i thought you had changed the name to left n*t???

Mike
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 03/25/2006 02:49 PM
Hey Chris, a big smooch to you from Lady Di.
Posted By: MikeNTammi Re: why WWW - 03/25/2006 04:55 PM
my mind is a bit fuzzy here....not sure why..but didnt you win Chris in an auction Lady Di??

i'd ask if you made him "pay his debts"...but i know a true lady doesn't kiss and tell.
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 03/25/2006 09:15 PM
Not that fuzzy at all Mike. I did win Chris in an auction, and didn't have the opportunity to "collect". But alas, the cutey does live closeby. heheheh
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 03/25/2006 09:16 PM
I am indeed a true lady
Posted By: Frank Re: why WWW - 03/29/2006 09:12 AM
Wow a lot of DIF going on, this is by far the longest thread I ever seen on this site. For christ sakes get your buns back to Hedo, lol. Frank
Posted By: hedo69 Re: why WWW - 03/29/2006 02:40 PM
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Posted By: Sunlovers Re: why WWW - 03/31/2006 11:52 AM
Aw, c'mon now. . . sure you can!
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 04/02/2006 04:29 PM
try more lube....

Zilla (lube, lubie, lube lube)
Posted By: zillagrrl Re: why WWW - 04/07/2006 02:43 PM
wow, who would have thought that lube could be such a party kill!

As HedoSuperman would say "Party Foul. Unnecessary lubrication speech. You are the drink b*tch for the next three rounds."

Zilla (it's so often the simple silly things you remember from a trip)
Posted By: PATnRUPE Re: why WWW - 04/08/2006 06:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by zillagrrl:

As HedoSuperman would say "Party Foul. Unnecessary lubrication speech. You are the drink b*tch for the next three rounds."
3 rounds... I thought he told you it was for the next 3 DAYS !
Posted By: pafuncouple Re: why WWW - 04/08/2006 08:29 PM
Has anyone noticed that the message boards have slowed down considerably????


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