why WWW - DennyP Travel Message Boards

because we can

Really?

but...can I ?

I think anyone can and everyone should.

Even those of us who only have once?

Once is better than nothing

good point

Thanks!

Would anyone tell if I did?

Never!

geez..im confused

think i must be coming down with tourettes syndrome or something. either that...or im the only normal one and the rest of you got it. heheheh

Once a year is best, but additional stateside booster shots is better.

Add frosting for a good measure of relief.

A few nuts on the side always keeps things interesting.

I like cherries!

Where do you get cherries this time of year though?

Imported

Same place she gets her feathers.

d

Certainly not from between our legs.

...chocolate bday cake is good too......

maybe a dingo ate your baby

life is what you make of it!

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

it seemed like a good idea at the time

uh...she said...she said...uh..wait..what were we talking about??

Mike

Where's the Beef??? tee hee hee

Lady Di

so if the rooster is with the hen...who the hell is doing the chicken??? somethings not right here!

I think he's finally got it!

Which came first?

no, WHAT's on first!

Who is on second!

...

wow mon these flashbacks are great.....

...is this sidewalk tipping?

Tastes like chicken!

if it quacks like a duck then.........

...it must be a peacock.

I like ice cream!

I don't know's on third
Lady Di

The left fielder's name?
Why.

Ass....the other pu**y

oh, sorry..i meant pork, the other white meat

don't know what i was thinking there

It's the journey not the destination...

�If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?� Doug Horton

See back panel for additional precautionary statements.

"You mean they SHRINK?? Why do they SHRINK??"

Possible answers:

A)from the cold water
B)from the steriods
C)Like a frightened turtle!

Wash with like-colored fabrics in cold water.

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Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
so if the rooster is with the hen...who the hell is doing the chicken??? somethings not right here!

Serenity NOW!!!! Dammit!!!.....Jake

Go to sleep now Jake!!

Happy Festivus everyone!

got milk?

Only in a carton.

Or upper lip.

Weebles wobble, but they....

...don't fall down?

Psssssssst.

Is something leaking in here?

eeewwwwwww!

It didn't cum from me!

you okay?

I'm fantabulous!

And you?

Who comes first? well usually me, but it's not a given.

Ripsnorting, that's what it is...just and merely and quite ripsnorting. Do snorts rip?

farts do

whoever smelt it........

Dealt it.

From whence cometh this diatribe and verbal lactation, a personage of importune fortunes may enquire? From mine own petard, sans beaucoup de doubt.

No comprende

Whatever

Hey buddy...thats ALOT of potatoes!!!!

J'ever notice, just how long Friday afternoons are at work?

objects in the mirror may appear larger than they are - give me a mirror!

Mirror,mirror on the wall...

or on the ceiling!

especially one of those fun house type mirrors on the ceiling

I SEE YOU! PEEKABOO!

::clicking heels together::ruby slippers

i wanna go home...............

can ya give me another of those back bounces Ms. Chris?

diane

"all i need are tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine

God! And to think we were going on our first trip with you guy next fall. What are you talking about??????????

Holrok

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Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
"all i need are tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine

Jeff Spicoli. Next quote, please.....Jake

You put da bait on da line and da line in da water...

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Originally posted by Holro:
God! And to think we were going on our first trip with you guy next fall. What are you talking about??????????

Holrok

Don't ask,just go with the flow.

You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up

alright jake...how bout this one.....it's an oldie..but a goodie.

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"!

BIG TIME DIF

Holro..don't worry..you'll be fine. all this jibberish is simply a result of the continuing effects of the virgin sacrifices many of us had to go thru back in december. you'll survive, don't worry!

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Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
alright jake...how bout this one.....it's an oldie..but a goodie.

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"!

Brody from JAWS

Dang it, Rupe beat me to it.

How about "Oh, my!"

said by a virgin hedonite the first time he stepped foot into the nude pool/hot tub area?

Yep, that was me

Oh my, what have I been missing on these boards? Are we there YET?

Rupe & Patty...........oh yeah the DIF is real bad.........for all of us it looks like.........

Any more brownies?

alright Jake...gonna stump you on this one..

"GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!"

That's an easy one, even I know that one Mike.

Ghost (I don't see Jake seeing that movie though).

Back to the trash can for you.

diane

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Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
alright Jake...gonna stump you on this one..

"GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!"

Vincent Schiavelli, one of my faves, and unfortunately recently deceased.......Jake

well, it ain't going to suck itself...

If your friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

Don't do that....you might put an eye out.....

...or grow hair on your palms ...

I wonder wonder wonder wonder Who, who! Who wrote the book of love?

And when WAS the last time a marsupial of unknown origins seen nibbling your naughty bits?

...brownies and a glass of milk would be great right now.................................

Why would you wanna eat that Brownie? She didn't do anything to you!

Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the rope

...'cause it mmmm good

...sure it wasn't miss peacock,in the conservatory,with the candle stick?

alright, thought i'd stump jake on that one...since its just a semi-chick flick.

I KNOW i got him on this one though....

"did you know...the human head weighs 8 pounds???"

No way he'll get that one so quick

Hey Jake..he was one of my favorites also...loved him in Fast times at ridgemont high also...but are you sure he's deceased?

I could have sworn i saw him at www this past december.

Mike, Vincent Schiavelli died 2 weeks or so ago.
That was who you were referring to, wasn't it??
Lady Di

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Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
"did you know...the human head weighs 8 pounds???"

That's from Jerry McGuire, a movie Jake would never watch 'cuz Tom Cruise is in it. And we all know how much he hates TC!

Edited to add this link:

Why I hate Tom Cruise

How many licks does it take.....?

depends...how big is it?

...to get to the center

... of a Tootsie Pop!

BULL DURHAM.

Geez oh pete, now I have to answer my own questions?!

one, two, three....crunch!

Nope, I wouldn't have gotten the Tom Cruise movie quote. That's the sure way to stump me......Jake

Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

The Addams Family?

Tom Cruise Didn't he make a movie at Hedo?

Mission-Peacock

"You'll never find a more retched hive of scum and villiany."

I know! I know!

Me too!

that rug really tied the room together

blow pops last longer

I'll go make some cheese quesadillas.

Cher...don't you mean a "Dang QuesadiLLa" from Napoleon Dynamite?

Ooops. I passed wind. Squeeeeeeze me!

That's what caused it in the first place.

I resemble that remark.

Mostly harmless

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Originally posted by zillagrrl:
that rug really tied the room together

The Big Lebowski.......Jake

We really need a life people!!

Peace,

Fran

Fran,sad but true..............at least we're having fun

Hugs,
Heidi

Love the new handle, Heidi! It suits you perfectly.

I'd exalt you, Heidi.....

...thanx......i had a dream to swim with them...and i did!!!!!!

knock knock................

...you want me to suck what?

hurry up and cum ..my hand is cramping up

I go to Hedo every year like everyone else to get away.It is the one time of year i get away from work and people get to enjoy my friends whom i talk to but mostly only see the one week of the year it is my safe place that gets me away from DJing a little hard to call me last minute to do a job.....Altho this year i probably wont return

Hedobob

Wow, somebody actually answered the subject question!

Say it ain't so Bob!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a subject question?

........i missed that

where did it go?

hey! i answered the question back on page two!

"screw you guys, I'm going home"

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Originally posted by zillagrrl:
hey! i answered the question back on page two!

So you did! Sowwwwy, I missed that. Are ya gonna spank me? (Please say Yes!)

Sure, but only with a feather

I'll spank you Hazel, I have to ask C.J. first though, where's my crop?

In the fields?

Crop of ganga?

Give an inch and take a mile.

Walking the mile; walking the green mile

Don't walk a mile in my shoes; they squish like a wet juicy one.

...oh yeah i'm ready for the rubber room........

Quote

Originally posted by Gary and Geri:
I'll spank you Hazel, I have to ask C.J. first though, where's my crop?

if it was across your ass! you'd know where it was!......Second thought, lay it down right here!

Thank you Ma'am! May I have another!?!

Quote

Originally posted by chris santilli:
Weebles wobble, but they....

.....get the job done.

I may not be ....but I do play one on TV.

Seen my socks anywhere?

HELP!!!! i've fallen and i can't get up..............

Clap on, clap off

Chlamydia, Penicillin

It's the Stay Puff Marshmallow man!

no it was the pillsbury dough boy

silly rabbit dix are for chix

Looks like we are going to have a mighty fine crop this year

I want my Maypo

Thank God it's not a Maytag!!

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you'll be a mile away, AND you'll have his shoes.......Jake

I'd walk a mile for.....

I would walk 500 miles, then I would walk 500 more for it.......

Proud as a Peacock.

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PETA- Peacocks Eaten-by Tennis Abolishionists

peafowl....the proper name

�Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise�

Thomas Love Peacock

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Originally posted by MikeNTammi:
alright Jake...gonna stump you on this one..

"GET OFF MY TRAIN!!!!!"

Isn't this from Ghost??? A scene on a subway train? One ghost to another? Don't remember the actor's name. Not Patrick Swayze, the other ghost (actor).

Check out page 5......

..ok.....i don't get it

I may not have a cherry but I still have the box it came in.

That's crossing the line.

Would that be the finish line?

Patty

Are you standing IN line or ON line?

Don't be cock sure.

It's not whether you win or lose. It's how you play the game.

SCORE

Cherbunny said...."i'd walk a mile...."

dragging my nuts thru 5 miles of broken glass...just to smell the tire tracks of the laundry truck that took Christie's underwear away.

Win if you can,
Lose if you must....

But always cheat!

Like she wears any

Either walk the walk, or quit talking the talk.

alright..ill shut up now. lol

Promises, promises.....

Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day plus you stop him from asking about fish for awhile.

Teach a man to fish and you've wasted an afternoon at Hedo when you could have been relaxing, drinking, and partying but he's *still* going to whine about giving him the damned fish.

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PETA- Peacock Eating Tennis Abolishionists

If winning is not important... why do they keep score?

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day - teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat, drunk for the rest of his life.

Fish....the other white meat?

Pvssy, the other pink meat.

Meow!

Censorship....only in.......

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Fish....the other white meat?

No, peacock is the other white meat (or is that pea-fowl?).....Jake

QUESTION ??? How does one join the WWW group.

I have been to Hedo II several times before and had a great time. I am going again in June with my girlfriend.

If she enjoys it maybe we would go again in December when the WWW group goes. We are not members how do we join this group?

Respect
Bob

You can join on the WWW page here at Denny's site - click on the WWW link and look for the December trip dates - it might not be open to join yet - hope you have a good time in June and join us in December!

Colleen

I just checked - it's not open yet - it will be when the dates are underlined but you need to click the link on Denny's home page for "wet wild and wicked group tours" and then you'll see the dates. It's the last one on the list but Denny hasn't opened it for people to join yet.

Bob/bigguy.... if this thread has not turned you off, I'd say you have ALREADY joined WWW in your heart! Just sign up for next December's trip on Denny's WWW page. If this sounds like your kind of BS, you are in for the trip of your life......Jake

WARNING!!! May become Habit forming.... ( May my nekkid boobies)... It IS Habit forming.

I'll second that emotion.

Why ask why?

Have you not read the last 8 pages?

"eat your ham Tina"

Respect,

Nemo

...nuttin in my noggin........

And then the great green sea monster wrought all forms of destruction on the small village of villagers.

Ooops...sorry...just having another vision.

Sea monster being a drunk Hedo person with green body paint raging up the sand?

It happens......

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Originally posted by hedo69:
Sea monster being a drunk Hedo person with green body paint raging up the sand?

It happens......

hey! you promised you wouldn't tell!

My lips are sealed.....both of them

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Originally posted by Pixiedust:
I just checked - it's not open yet - it will be when the dates are underlined but you need to click the link on Denny's home page for "wet wild and wicked group tours" and then you'll see the dates. It's the last one on the list but Denny hasn't opened it for people to join yet.

Registration for the December 2006 trip will be available at the above mentioned link in the next month or so. I will post the availability of it on this message board forum.

You do have to have your trip booked prior to registering. Click on the link below in my signature line to get a price quote.

But darling Zilla, Green is SO your color!

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Then I wouldn't be tempted to try those bright red ones at Hedo.

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PETA- Peacocks Exasperated-with Tennis Aficionados

My bologna has a first name.........

Quote

Originally posted by HedoCanucks:
.......snip...snip..

....tempted to try those bright red ones at Hedo.

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PETA- Peacocks Exasperated-with Tennis Aficionados

They slide off the bun or what?

Get that out of your mouth! You don't know where it's been.

what time is it?

Time to make the donuts!

Chris - didn't he die? Dohhhh....never mind - my Patty is getting the "last one".

D

You mean the peacock or the donut man?

His drivers license said "Donut resuscitate"......Jake

Clever Jake..................Real Clever

Quote

Originally posted by Dan and Patty:
Chris - didn't he die? Dohhhh....never mind - my Patty is getting the "last one".

D

Good woman! Highly skilled!

Quote

Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
because we can

Back on topic. I couldn't agree more!

We are the champions, my friend

Birds of a feather, flock together!

Birds of Paradise....an awesome flower

Paradise Lost - a difficult read by Milton

Pair of Dice Lost - a silly hot tub game

love is blind...................

Peekaboo!

knock knock

who's there?

General Lee.

SPCA - Silly Plumage Creating Aggression

Love isnt blind.........

OK, I'll bite on my own...

General Lee who?

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PMS- Peacocks Molting Steadily

General Lee these long senseless threads aren't worth taking part in.

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AARP- American Association of Removers of Plumage

oh POO!!

...it's all in good fun Canucks

Quote

Originally posted by DolphinDreams:
...it's all in good fun Canucks

aaaargh........don't getcher undies in a knot (or your peacock in a pickle

) .....just kidding and was merely taking part in the good fun.....especially with some of the "background" stuff.

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TKTGWHBF- Trying to Keep Thread Going With Humor But Failed

talk about being OFF topic...or off something

And we will keep on fighting till the end...

'cuz we are the Champions....

Canucks..............you're fine.......party on.........

was just ducking(ehem peacocking) out of the way........

heidi

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...for me....FOR ME!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

Everybody must get stoned...

Uhh, Are we still in Kansas?

Quote

Originally posted by DammitJanet:
talk about being OFF topic...or off something

It's the Keebler brownies . . .they have a tendancy to ruffle yer feathers.

Hate Oz, took the shoes, find your own way home -- Toto

I'M NAKED!

Watch out for one eyed snakes

Wear clean underwear. You might get in an accident. -- Mom

Or buy brown underwear and noone will notice. --Dad

It was a dark and stormy night...

...Just then...a shot rang out!!!

curse you, red baron!

Up in the air, Junior Bird Man!

A man's mind, stretched by new ideas, may never return to its original dimensions.
� Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

....the call is coming from inside the house........

and there is a party going on in my head....

not in your pants? lol

Pink: "Let's get this party started"

If you put some of this togeather you would have a good story. :p

:rolleyes:
Keep it up I think your all crazy and well be there for sure in Dec

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Originally posted by BIGGUY:
If you put some of this togeather you would have a good story. :p

:rolleyes:
Keep it up I think your all crazy and well be there for sure in Dec

please stay on topic.

PlanoDan...don't you mean OFF topic?

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Quote

Originally posted by DammitJanet:
PlanoDan...don't you mean OFF topic?

Whatever was I thinking?

....where's the jug...........i'm parched

How about some brownies to go with it?

OH NO!!! NOT THE JUG!!!

OH NO!!! NOT THE BROWNIES!

Rosebud.

Who's jugs ya talking about

Ahhhh....Bach

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Willis???

DYN-O-MITE!!!

redrum

MURDER!

Ya'll are killing me here

Ain't nothing like the real thing!

And they lived happily ever after....unlike this thread. Oh, the humanity!

Two all beef patties, special sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-on-a-seasme-seed-bun

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us "have it your way"

Thats a good burger

.....yeah there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow too.............

Somewhere over the rainbow.....

Way up HIGH (snicker, cough)

a place that i dreamed of,once in a lullabuy

follow the yellow brick road!

I'll get you my pretties!!!!!

We represent the Lollypop League...

"We have ways of making you talk"

.......if i only had a brain

poppy field.......before there were brownies

Poppies, poppies! You are feeling sleepy, sleepy...

Beware of sleep or embrace your new red toes! Your choice.

There's no place like Home

The new phone books are here.....The new phone books are here.

E.T phone home......................

Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?

when you wish upon a star......................

star light; star bright....

to boldly go where no man has gone before

Scotty, beam me up!

may the force be with you

Force the issue.

May the farce be with you.

Follow your nose...it always knows,

Moses supposes his toes are roses and Moses supposes erroneously.

Good mornin, good mornin, We've talked the whole night through

Mama said there would be days like this...

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan
and never never never let you forget you're a man...

cuz I'm a woman...

W - O - M - A - N (or Enjoli if you prefer)

Now honestly, when you read that, did you sing it???

I can't believe I actually remembered the tune!

I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge

Dat Tallahassee bridge dun been jumped off of!

["Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high"]

geez....i gotta get a new hobby! (said WITHOUT sarcasm). lol

Go ahead, make my day

Lady Di

My name is Sue, How do you do?!

COME MR TALLYMAN TALLY ME BANANA

I got friends in low places
Where the whisky drowns
And the beer chases the blues away
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Friends in low places, making history, Oh what fun it is tonight!!!

Face it girls, I�m older and I have more insurance.

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Originally posted by mugsey:
to boldly go where no man has gone before

Don't split infinitives!!!.....Jake

Thank you Sir! May I have another?

one tequilla,two tequilla.three tequilla, FLOOR

Quote

Originally posted by Chicago Jake:

Quote

Originally posted by mugsey:
[b] to boldly go where no man has gone before

Don't split infinitives!!!.....Jake [/b]

Hey grampypants, the cranks of the 18th century decided on that nonsensical rule because they were trying to emulate Latin while formalizing the English language. In Latin you can't split inifinitives. That's because Latin infinitives are ONE word. In English they are TWO (to run, to be, to play), so split away!

Sorry--now back to our original programming:

There was an old man from Nantucket...

GROUP FEAR NOT BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING

Hey...got any Grey Poupon?

Does she.......or doesn't she?

If we survive this lets make a promise to meet. The time: 12 noon sharpe
The date: Dec 3, 2006
The place: The intersection of Delroy and Scumba
The reason: Who needs a reason to drink and be happy. I'll buy the first round who is buying the next.

WE knew we'd eventually get you over to the dark side, BigGuy.

I'll buy the second round, just tell Delroy to put it on my tab.

diane

Woo Hoo - Another convert to the "Dark Side"!

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.
Gary Busey

awww.....group hug

DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN

Take it off...take it all off...

LOL....i've been asked to bake brownies for my sons 4th grade class..........oh cherbunny....wanna help me? :p :p :p

Sure......

And the parents will thank you when the little darlings come home from school, raid the fridge, then pass out.

you read my mind................!!!

Scary, isn't it?

nah it's all good!!!! great minds think alike..........so i've been told :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

to stay on drift here....

Donkey Kong has escaped from the zoo and kidnaped Mario's girlfriend, Pauline. Unfortunatly, It's still the 80's and Mario doesnt even have a name yet so we just call him Jumpman. Jumpman must climb level after level of fallen i beams to reach his love at the top . Mario's only defense is an occasional hammer and his ability to jump . Too bad for him that If/ when he does make it to the top, Donkey Kong just snaches up Pauline and heads for higher ground

Holy shit does this explain A LOT!!!

i wanna be.............

your sledge hammer

Whip it, whip it good

Go ahead JUMP!

Might as weeeeellllll JUMP!!

Zoom,Zoom,Zoom

Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room

you look just like a hawg boy!!

Now let's you just drop dem pants!

Hotel Motel - Holiday Inn

If your date starts acting up, then you take her friend

Quote

Originally posted by Sugarbabe:
Boom Boom Boom Let's go back to my room

Where we could do it all night ...

Welcome to the Hotel California.....

Everybody want's to do the horizontal bop!

Cyndi Lauper's song "She-Bop" is about self-bopping.

I've always liked that tune

I can name that tune in 4 notes......

Is there an echo in here? Oh! I'm channelling the TNMC.

you can check in............but you can never leave.............

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Originally posted by DolphinDreams:
you can check in............but you can never leave.............

Gee, if that were only true at Hedo!

Oooops, sorry about that. Is this supposed to be a non-Hedo-related topic?

What a lovely place....

Quote

Originally posted by DolphinDreams:
you can check in............but you can never leave.............

You can check out anytime you like.......but you can never leave

Sorry for being the grampypants

Quote

Originally posted by HedoHero:

Sorry for being the grampypants

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969 ...

Do you wanna "FUNK" with me???

Lady Di

or Baby take your time take your time do it right. We can do it all night.

you can leave your hat on baby

I stroke it to the east, I stroke it to the west....

One ringy dingy....

DID I DO THAT????

LADY DI

NO way I'm ever doing that!!!

Who ME!?!
Couldn't be!

Patty

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

It comes right down
and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars,
you try to run, but he's got a gun
and he shoots you dead, and eats your head

once had a love, and it was a gas

... soon turned out, had a heart of glass

Shake it, baby, don't break it.

crap......a fork in the road here. please choose

either

shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty

or

cuz breakin up is hard to do

Been dazed and confused for so long...

Oops, I peed a little.

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Originally posted by zillagrrl:
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

Are you sure you're not talking about the TNMC?

Quote

Originally posted by PEACOCK:

Quote

Originally posted by zillagrrl:
[b] You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

Are you sure you're not talking about the TNMC? [/b]

What is it?
The opening.
To what?
I think... to another dimension.

it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right

Oh BABY, I love it when you dance like that!

I tried to right-click on it, but got an "error."

Go figure.

.........Bob

(With your hands on your HIPS) YOU BRING YOUR KNEES IN TIGHT.

And do the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

No wonder the French call it la petite mort (the little death).

�I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.�

Edgar Allan Poe

They say were're all crazy but we just don't care...

I think it is starting to smell like updog in here....

back to the 'ol standby answer that works for me:

"i used to have super human powers but my therapist took them away"

"Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting"

Oh, the games we people play. Every night, and every day, now....

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiam or his wifes PERMISSION

Still crazy after all of these years.

Crazy like a fox!

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

Unless they have an attractive smile.

Yeah, or really cute braces.....

Quoteth the Raven "Nevermore"

It is I, Billy Goat Gruff, but you don't want me.....

Mean people suck.

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Originally posted by Chris & Liz:
Mean people suck.

Most men should love "Mean people" then!!!

mean people really suck

Suck Jim's D**K

Nice people swallow

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Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.....

He met Marmalade down in Old New Orleans
Struttin' her stuff on the street...

That's Lady Marmalade to you!

What you want, baby I got it.....

All i need is just a little respect..........just a little bit..........

all i want is a room somewhere
far away from the cold night air
with one enormous chair
oh wouldn't it be loverly

Three little birds,upon my doorstep...

Curley, Larry, and Moe?

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Do the Curly shuffle...nyuk nyuk nyuk

Candy came from out on the island
In the back room she was everybodies darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head........

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PETA- Peacock-feathers Embellishing Tits & Ass

You are all starting to scare me because you are starting to make sense. (Zilla--thanks! Now I can't get that one outta my head--grin)

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything :rolleyes:

Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Do not forget: Stay out of debt;
Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency.
There�s just one other thing you ought to do.
To thine own self be true.

Two out of three ain't bad.

Will you love me, will you love me forever, will you need me, will you never leave me, will you make me so happy for the rest of my life, will you take me away, will you make me your wife.....

I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW......

..........BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER..........

just the tune i didn't need pounding in my head......

You gotta love it.....i used to drive, singing that one at the top of my lungs

WILL YOU LOVE ME??? Will you love me forever...............

Let me sleep on it....baby baby

Let me sleep on it

I'll give you my answer in the morning.

I gotta know right now!

I'd do anything for love.....but I won't do that

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Originally posted by hedo69:
WILL YOU LOVE ME??? Will you love me forever...............

Only if I see you in September,,,,um I mean December!

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Originally posted by Sugarbabe:

I think it is starting to smell like updog in here....

So what is updog?

(Setting 'em up for you to knock over)

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Originally posted by zillagrrl:
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
Do not forget: Stay out of debt;
Think twice, and take this good advice from me, Guard that old solvency.
There?s just one other thing you ought to do.
To thine own self be true.

POLONIUS! I'd know you anywhere!

Are you sure you won't do that?

The proof is in the pudding.

Watch it wiggle, see it jiggle

jell-o brand gelatin

OOOOOOO Pudding POPS

HOW can you have any PUDDING if you don't EAT your MEAT!!

We don't need no education.....

It must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that......Jake

OUR DAY WILL COME
307 DAYS UNTIL DEC 2 BUT WHOS COUNTING

Will you fill me up? will you hold me tight? Will you colorize my life, I'm so sick of black and white?

God, now I'm singing !! Meat Loaf rules !

Breathe....breathe in the air....don't be afraid to care

Up UP and Away my Beautiful Balloon

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Originally posted by Jef in St Lou:

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Originally posted by Sugarbabe:

[b]I think it is starting to smell like updog in here....

So what is updog?

(Setting 'em up for you to knock over) [/b]

Not too much =)

Thanks Jef - I thought my sister and I were the only people who watched The Office this week!

No-one said it had to be real, but it's got to be something you can reach out and feel now
It ain't right, it ain't fair
Castles fall in the sand, and we fade in the air,
and the good girls go to heaven but the bad girls go everywhere...

________________
December soon come PLEASE

:p my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates ya never know whatcha gonna get......

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm six foot four?.......Jake

thank you for all the sweet memories hedo family!!!.....and Hedobob for sharing the experience with me xxoo

ciao!!
Heidi

It is so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun

Why don't we get drunk and screw..?

"Dear Lord, I appoligize for that. Be with the pygmys in the jungles. Amen.

Do you still hear the lambs at night, Clarisse?

It's Ewenice Ramsbottom!

There's just no controlling this crowd!

Like sands thru the hour glass

So are the Days of Our Lives

So before we end, and then begin
lets drink a toast to how it's been
a few more hours to be complete,
a few more nights on satin sheets,
a few more times that I can say...
i've loved these days

Lonely days, lonely nights...

"I never really loved you, I just drank too much"

Happy Days are Here Again!!

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days...

Schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

We're gonna do it!!!!

Give us any chance we'll take it,
Give us any rule

we'll break it.....

Rules were made to be broken..... :rolleyes:

They were also made for other people not us....

Patty

for anyone without a sense of humor.... I AM KIDDING.
_________________________

ARE WE THERE YET!

Because we're special

Quote

Originally posted by PATnRUPE:

for anyone without a sense of humor.... I AM KIDDING.

No you're not!

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it in dew
Cover it in chocolate, and a miracle or two?

And can you feel the love tonight?
It is where we are
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
That we got this far
And can you feel the love tonight
How it's laid to rest?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

Can you feel the Love Tonight.... I can!!!

I ain't got no cigarettes
It takes four hours of pushin' broom
To buy a four-by-twelve two-bit room
I'm a man of means, by no means
King of the road

Sammy Davis Jr. had coke parties at his house every night in those days. It almost seemed like coke was coming out of the air-conditioners.
Lorna Luft

Me, I'm a Pepsi kinda gal!

I was feeling the blues
I was watching the news
When this fella come on TV

He said I'm tellin' you
That science has proven
That heartaches are healed by the sea

somewhere beyond the sea
somewhere waiting for me
my lover stands on golden sands

With a hey and a hi and a ho ho ho
We start every day with a glow, ho ho
Sing all the way and away you'll go
With a hey and a hi and a ho ho ho

(My 1st grade tap dancing recital song, I was a daisy)

Liz

"Were you born an as*hole? or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine, cause you're an as*hole tonight"?

Wastin'away in Hedonismville, looking for my lost shaker of salt. . .

Hi ho,Hi ho it's off to hedo we go!

Liz,you may have been a daisy then,but you are definetly a peach now.

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Originally posted by mugsey:
Hi ho,Hi ho it's off to hedo we go!

Liz,you may have been a daisy then,but you are definetly a peach now.

And my tap dancing has not improved much in the many years since 1st grade either!!!

Liz

Tha Roof, Tha Roof,
Tha Roof is on fire
We ain't got no water,
let the M**f**er burn!

sometimes you just have to say,

'what the f**k!'

Are you also always battling between your desire for beauty and decadence and your will to do the right thing? Or IS decadence the right thing?

Been there,done that and all I got was this silly t-shirt!

The call is coming from inside the house!

DON'T answer it!!

Rut Ro -- Scooby Doo

SCHOOOOOOOLLLSSSSS OUT FOR SUMMAH!!!

WEEEEEEE!!

I'm goin' back inside to turn our the light,
I'll be in the dark but you'll be outa sight!

~ J.B.

anyone?

Leggo my Eggo!

Here...hold this.

ewww.

Was'a matter? Don't you like my Eggo?

That's why I let it go.

Give it to Mikey......
He won't eat it
He hates everything

He likes it!!! Hey Mikey!!!

That Nadine, what a teenage queen
She lookin' so clean, especi'lly down in between; what I like

Wang Dang, Sweet Poon Tang

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free

I got it from some kitty next door.

See you there with your cheshire grin
I got my eyes on you
Shake your tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do
Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band
It's a free for all

Please operator could you trace this call
Find out where I'm drinking
Which dirty beer hall
And send a cab driver to call for me here
No need to describe me
'Cause I ain't here

and the waitress is practicing politics
as the businessmen slowly get stoned
they're sharing a drink called loneliness
but it's better than drinking alone

I'm looking for an original sin, one with a twist and a bit of a spin...

Can you tell me, tell me, friend, just exactly where I've been

Is that so much to ask? I'll pay you back no matter what the task

answer me these questions three, ere the other side you'll see.

Once upon a time there was a tavern
Where we used to raise a glass or two
Remember how we laughed away the hours
And dreamed of all the great things we would do

Rednecks, White Socks and Blue Ribbon Beer

I was driving around in old Mexico,
I got lost and didn't know which way to go,
I was confused, it was late and I was in a fog,
I ran over the Taco Bell dog.

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
One for my master and one for my dame
One for the little by who lives down the lane
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

little boy blue....he needed the money!

All of them had hair of gold
like their mother
the youngest one in curls

Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

The ship got tossed on the shore of this uncharted deserted isle..

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous

wow.. sorry, but that's impressive.

Christie
who's easily impressed

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious?

Red rover, red rover send Sunlovers over!

Red light, green light, one, two three

You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
And you do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

Are you my mother?

We're in the same old mess
Singing drunken lullabies

Oh my...a few days away and I have SO much to catch up on...

I'm late, I'm late...

for a very important date.....

What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of pussy...errr....posey

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Meet Cathy, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
But Patty's only seen the sight.
A girl can see from Brooklyn Heights --
What a crazy pair!

I always preferred Patty to Cathy, because "a hot dog makes her lose control!"......Jake

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Ring around the rosie
A pocket full of pussy...errr....posey

Not tonight, dear. I have the pox.

Peacocks!
Sink me!
Think ye, sir,
How those feathered boys love to flaunt their tails!

The Scarlet Pimpernel???? Okay, now I'm impressed

but to lead off of that, I'm going to have to say

"Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn"

the only place I can sing and NOT annoy someone with the sound...

...a box of rain will ease the pain and love will see you thru...

Quote

Originally posted by brett & christie:
Red rover, red rover send Sunlovers over!

Who me? Couldn't be. Then Who?

Someone stole a cookie from the cookie jar.

The vessel with the pestle has the pellet that is poison.
The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.

there once was a table who said,
"oh how i'd love a chair"
and then and there came a sweet young chair
all dressed in a bridal gown
he said to her in a voice so true
"now, i did not say i would marry you
but i *would* like to sit down"

When i was five years old, i used to tell my mother i was going to marry Danny Kaye. Looks like i missed my window of opportunity there....

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

"It was well past the time when anyone should feel the least bit embarrassed by asking for another drink."

Where's Dave?
Dave's not here,man

"Would you like a drink?"
"It's a bit early, isn't it?"
"Too early for a drink?"
"No, too early to be asking stupid questions! Where's my drink?!?!"

But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
Alice didn't think that proved it at all; however, she went on` And how do you know that you're mad?'
`To begin with,' said the Cat, `a dog's not mad. You grant that?'
`I suppose so,' said Alice.
`Well, then,' the Cat went on, `you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad.'

If I were king of the forest!
If I were a rich man....
If I was to say to you, girl we couldn't get much higher

"Oh Shit! That wasn't a chocolate chip, Renee!"

- Keebler Elves (As they laughed hysterically.)

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!

It's sad, I didn't even have to look this up. :rolleyes:

I want a brownie!!!!!!!!! : )

One good thing about apathy is you don't have to exert yourself to show you're sincere about it.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

(Although some of us are birds of a feather who happen to flock together.)

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Originally posted by PEACOCK:
(Although some of us are birds of a feather who happen to flock together.)

I'm not sure I get it. Do you mean folks who "flock" over there???

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history.

Puff the majic dragon...live by the sea....

Layla...you've got me on my knees

We've gotta get outa this place. If it's the last thing we ever do!

OK, now sprinkle a bit of water on it so it looks more real.
.......shhhhhh, someones coming.....see if they step on it......act natural......

{strange beach conversation between Keebler Elves & Sunlovers}

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PETA?- Peacocks Estimated Time of Arrival?

WWWW2006

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.

Don't run with those scissors!
You'll poke an eye out.

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back?

Daddy?

Who's your Daddy???????????????

But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

But Wesley, our farm boy, was able to outsmart the Sicilian and our hero got his gal...after many more trials including the ROUSes.

As you wish.

Or in other words:

Inconthevable! (said with proper pronunciation of course)

But she was in love with him. And after a time (or a few times, anyway) he was in love with her, too.....

Who loves short shorts?

Getting older is like visiting an all-you-can-eat buffet ... What should be hot is cold ... What should be firm is limp ... and The buns are bigger than anything else on the menu~!

"When you become senile, you won't know it."
Bill Cosby

Go ahead and eat brownies for breakfast.

They have eggs, milk, and flour....breakfast food.

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Go ahead and eat brownies for breakfast.

They have eggs, milk, and flour....breakfast food.

Not to mention the "sugar high" will give off enough energy to make it thru the day.

Tired of lying in the sunshine,
Staying home to watch the rain....

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PETA- Peacocks Extremely Tired of Acronyms

You are young and life is long
and there is time to kill today....

The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral.

OH man that made me smile!

"The longer I live, the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time"

Life is short. Make fun of it.

And my personally created motto: A girl can only try.

It made me smile too :p

WHY NOT?

I am growing older but not up.....

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn how to worship me.

The doctors say I'll be getting better REAL soon now.

I'm not getting older, I'm getting more complex
(Like a fine bottle of wine)

I wish I was a Teddy Bear. The older they get, the better they feel.

Originaly posted by Lookin2bfun:

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I wish I was a Teddy Bear. The older they get, the better they feel.

Oh won't you let me be...

Your Teddy Bear?

When they said you was high classed,
Well, that was just a lie.

_________________________
Are we there yet?

You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time.
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ARE WE THERE YET?

Don't be cruel to a heart that's true.

Wascally Wabbit!

Return to sender address unknown no such number no such zone

Wise men say only fools rush in....

Oh, wise guy, eh? Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk!

Hey Moe!

MOM WHEN WILL WE GET THERE??

MOM......HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!!!

MAAAA.....
I GOT'TA GO TO THE POTTY!!!!
MAKE HIM STAY ON HIS OWN SIDE OF THE SEAT!!!
and my favorite from my kids...
MAKE HIM STOP GRINNING AT ME!!! IT BUGS ME!!

ARE WE THERE YET?

I'm a little teapot...short and...

I see Mars, I see Stars, I see WHAT????????????????

It's raining,
It's pouring,
The old man is snoring.
He went to bed and bumped his head
And he didn't get up in the morning

Poor Mother Hubbard
Went to her cubboard
To get her poor dog a bone
errrrr... :p

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

There Once Was A Lady From Nantucket...

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

Birds of a feather flock together,
And so will pigs and swine;
Rats and mice will have their choice,
And so will I have mine.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg.

I detest the onslaught of snow,
When the cold makes a man...well, you know,
Shrivel up like a raisin.
I find it amazin'
There exist any young Eskimo.

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Poor Mother Hubbard
Went to her cubboard
To get her poor dog a bone
errrrr... :p

But when she bent over,
Rover took over!
Cause he had a bone of his own!!

EEEEEEEWWWWWW :p :p

THERE are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the purposes of legitimate fiction.

Someday, many years from now
We'll sit beside the fires glow
Exchanging tales about our past
And laughing as the memories flow.

And when that distant day arrives
I know it will be understood
That friendship is the key to life
And we were friends and it was good.

"A drink or two, perhaps, but no fcuking way I'm ever going to drink a jug of anything again."

~DJ~

"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part. And we're just the guys to do it..."

"What we have here, is a failure to communicate."

TexJohn

Houston, we have a problem.

diane

No Problem Mon

Don�t you know I�m still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I�m still standing after all this time....

Elton John

I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walking through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face!

The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes

There once was a gal from Peru
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin,
If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too!

Because of the wonderful things he does!

Follow the Yellow Brick Road....

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ARE WE THERE YET?

Follow your dreams.......

Eleven msg boards short of a LIFE!

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet

You got the peaches, I got the cream.

harmful if swallowed....

"Did we give up when the gemans bombed Pearl Harbor? - NO"

TexJohn

. . .just rinse, and spit.

...just spread your legs and relax.

We'll all meet back at the local saloon
We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses
Tobey Keith

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way,
"Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I did it my way"

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

BACK ON TOPIC: Why WWW,well, lemme tell ya why... I'm having SUCH a difficult time getting my trip report completed, and I believe I remember reading some time ago that the group did a "Virtual trip report" SO, come on gang, help me out with my memories here. Bout the only part I remember well enough to write about has to do with a JUG, a Beginners Jug, and some hot TA in the Hottub....

What else happened, or didn't happen.

Can't tell you. What happens at Hedo, stays at Hedo. (but I have the photos).

She sure can�t wrestle � but you should see her box!

i'd love to love ya - if only i could
her love is, oh so, shiny wet -
keeps a bald peacock for a pet.

I remember the gift exchange.. WOW, NICE PACKAGE!

How many times do I have to tell ya...this is about being OFF topic...(off kilter, off your rocker, off...)

Thanks for the reminder... OOPS, I verbalized yet another thought.... My quote...

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, & remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

Thinking is the talking of the soul with itself.

"For there are some eunuchs which were so born from their mother's womb; and there are some eunuchs which were made eunuchs of men; and there be eunuchs which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it."
- Matthew 19:12

"Don't waste your spooge on Mother Earth" (Paraphrased from the Bible in some section about onanism) I say: spooge away, just not near me unless I wanted to inspire it.

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony....

I'd like to buy the world a home and furnish it with love,

"Blessed are the cheesemakers..."

Go forth and multiply

2x2=4
4x4=8

Nah, I would rather spill my spooge...wait...it doesn't spill, what do I do now?

Wee Doggy! Right fine cyphering there, Jethro!

lets go swimming in the cement pond Jethro..

I'm going straight to hell, just like my mama said...

Come and get it Mr. Drysdale

Vittles are ready, come n get it

I'm fixing to be one of them double-ought spies!

Shaken, not stirred.

OH PAAAAAAAAAAAAA heysa gonna go and git emself killed.

Mama told me not to come......

That ain't no way to have fun

Mama told me there'd be days like these......

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

You might think it's butter,

but it's not!

It's Chiffon!

Wasted days and wasted nights.

It's not butter, it's Parkay

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Hope he had clean underwear on -- Mom

they were clean before the bus hit him... Dad

Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

Mr. Clean gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute.
Mr. Clean will clean your whole house and everything that�s in it....

SMACK, I coulda had a V-8!

It will only hurt a little bit.....

I think plaid and polka dots are hard to mix in the same room.

Shag rugs are the new berber.

I promise, I'll pull out

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.

I'll take Wicked for $500, Alex.

What does the third "W" in WWW mean?

What should I pack?

Our Final Jeopardy category is "Hedonism II"

Make your wagers, and we'll be right back after this brief commercial message.

Scuba and Tennis for $500.

Muskrat love!

How do I get the coffee out of my keyboard, or will I need a new one?

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Originally posted by diane:
What does the third "W" in WWW mean?

Wicked Awesome in the Northeast

~*~ Commercial Jingle ~*~

Hey there swinging bachelors! Wish you were hung like a Sperm Whale?

Welcome back! The Final Jeopardy answer is:

Winter WWW.

editted because Alex was buzzed.......

In the northeast that would actually be "wicked good"

The Wicked Witch is dead

Lady Di

Can't we play another game of Jeopardy? I hit my buzzer too late. pout pout

Which old witch?
The wicked witch.

Ding Dong

You're out of the woods
You're out of the dark
You're out of the night!

Oh MY, what a big dcik you have, grandma.

The better to poke you with, my dear.

That's what your Mother said last night, Trebek!

I'll take Swords for $1000...

That's S-Words, Sean

In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.

An original thought: Today is the first day of the rest of my life. ha ha ha....just kidding. It's the last day of my period.

Lo! Death has reared himself a throne
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West,
Where the good and the bad and the worst and the best
Have gone to their eternal rest.
There shrines and palaces and towers
(Time-eaten towers that tremble not!)
Resemble nothing that is ours.
Around, by lifting winds forgot,
Resignedly beneath the sky
The melancholy waters lie.

Gentlemen will please refrain
from flushing toilets while the train
is standing in the station.

Who...Let the dogs out

Breathe deep the gathering gloom,
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy is spent.

Impassioned lovers wrestle as one;
Lonely man cries for love and has none;
New mother picks up and suckles her son;
Senior citizens wish they were young.

Cold-hearted orb that rules the night
Removes the colours from our sight,
Red is grey and yellow white
But we decide which is right
And which is an illusion.

____________________________
ARE WE THERE YET?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.

I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.

I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

Hey Dave, I got laid last night too! Your mom says "hi"......Jake

Dave's reply:

Necessity is the mother of invention.
Which probably explains how the Kama Sutra got written.

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Originally posted by mugsey:
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Which probably explains how the Kama Sutra got written.

no that was Frank Zappa..

....with a pair of heavy duty, zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand...

Patty, I've found you at last! I've been looking all over Negril for you, and I find you here - hiding with the WWW!

double your pleasure....
double your fun...

Hey Mario how was the wedding........

OH! The FOND memories... Just Peachy!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.

I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in, and stops my mind from wandering......Jake

edited to add: Hey, this is the 700th reply in this thread!

There's a hole in my bucket, my bucket, my bucket...

Then, plug it, dear Liza, dear Liza, dear Liza.
Then plug it dear Liza, dear Liza. . .
PLUG IT!

"With what shall I plug it?", said Liza, said Liza.

"With what shall I plug it?" Said Liza.. .

"With what?"

With ME! With ME!!!!!!!

But your stopper is too small dear Mario dear Mario, your stopper is too small dear Mario... TOO SMALL....

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

Momma told me not to come.
She said "That ain't the way to have fun, Son"

Quote

Originally posted by Chicago Jake:
Hey, this is the 700th reply in this thread!

The thread length will affect the performance of the message board.

The length always affects the performance

And if it's a thread, don't come a'knocking on my front door!

Why is it that some do not get the message?

Is it true that alcohol impairs vision?

So far, the performance of this thread is outstanding. Some of the funniest things I've read around here in a long time.

diane

I have to agree with you Diane, the way the thoughts are somehow connected together reminds me of being at a large cocktail party� lots of people and lots of fun!
Almost like being in the hot tub 1st night of WWW!

Patty

Don't come a'knocking if this trailer is a'rocking!

I hear you knocking, but I can't cum in.

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Beam me up, Scottie.

Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me.

Twice on the pipe, if the answer is No.

Drive west on Sunset, to the sea.
Turn that jungle music down,
Least until we're out of town.....

Come with me, my love
to the sea, the sea of love....

Going to hell in a bucket, how your enjoying the ride...

Outside of a dog,
a BOOK is man's best friend.

(Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.)

Speaking of Denny, a BIG UP for allowing us this fun.

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Originally posted by Sunlovers:
Speaking of Denny, a BIG UP for allowing us this fun.

Yes indeed. Thank you Denny. Respect everytime!

Getting back off topic, if men are from mars and women are from venus,where are cats and dogs from?

I dunno about cats but I think dogs are from PLUTO!

It's raining cats and dogs!

Quick...put on the umbrella hats and keep the party going.

Careful you don't step in a poodle.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

I'm tellin on you, MOOOOOMMMMMMMMM, He's being mean to me!

Stop touching me!!

Hmmm.. did I really just say that?

Better said... Start touching me!!!!!!

Do you know where that finger has been?

Ah yes. The fickle finger of fate!

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

So you like Hair?

Except for "down under."

The trees look bigger when you clean out the underbrush

Oh say can you see my eyes if you can then my hair's too long.

"If I were King of the Foreeeeest"

oh wait...we already did Oz....

"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."

Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.

Badaptation: "War of the Worlds" with Tom Cruise

Badaptation: Any movie with Tom Cruise.

Badaptation: Tom Cruise

Carbage: the trash found in your automobile

Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.

When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.

I don't care if it rains and freezes.....

I like to do whatever I pleases!

Dance all night, Play all day
Don't let nothing get in your way

"You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart." ~Unknown

"One foot is longer that the other and both of my feet are too long, but I'm a dancing foooool."

TexJohn

Hot sun beating down
burning my feet just walking around.

Hot sun making me sweat
'Gators getting close, hasn't got me yet

I can't dance, I can't talk.
Only thing about me is the way I walk.
I can't dance, I can't sing
I'm just standing here selling everything.

Genesis 1991

I should have danced all night

Hear the sledges with the bells-
Silver bells!

What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is goin' on around here??????

Shake it up.....woo hoo
Shake it up

In visions of the dark night
I have dreamed of joy departed-
But a waking dream of life and light
Hath left me broken-hearted.

everybody was kung foo fighting....

We gotta fight...for our rights...
To party

Quote

Originally posted by Cherbunny:
We gotta fight...for our rights...
To party

just go to hedo with the WWW group...

when we party ....
we party hardy ....
ain't no party like a hedo party
cause a hedo party don't stop!
:p

Helllloooooooooooooooo you people at Pointless Village!

Let's get it started right now

"Motivation feels much different from what I imagined. I was expecting a light, energetic feeling. But it's more like being pinned under a burning couch. Whoo! I'm getting dizzy. I'd better lie down until the motivation wears off."

Money can buy you a dog,but only love can make its tail wag.

Take this kiss upon the brow!
And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow-
You are not wrong, who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream.

LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET TO 1000. ONLY 233 MORE TO GO. THE CHALLENGE IS ON!!!

I accept your challenge.

"And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night."

Let's the games begin.

I reject your reality and substatute my own.

Psychodelic Shack...that's where it's at

I stand amid the roar
Of a surf-tormented shore,
And I hold within my hand
Grains of the golden sand-
How few! yet how they creep
Through my fingers to the deep,
While I weep- while I weep!
O God! can I not grasp
Them with a tighter clasp?
O God! can I not save
One from the pitiless wave?
Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?

Quote

Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Psychodelic Shack...that's where it's at

IS THAT "THE CRAZEY LITTLE SHACK BEYOND THE TRACK"

Looooooove Shack

YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!

The love shack is a little old place
where we can get together............

I shall wear white flannel trousers
and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

They're coming to take me away
Haha hoho heehee
To the funny farm,
Where life is beautiful all the time,
And there'll be men in their clean white coats,
And they're coming to take me away.........

Jane, you ignorant slut!

You just lay on your back and let the meter roll....

Some day a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

"One ringy-dingy... two ringy-dingies...
Is this the party to whom I am speaking?"

To the moon Alice!

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...

by Tyrone Green

Disclaimer: I am not suggesting or condoning violence against your landlord. This is for artistic viewing only

:p

Ok, since Saturday Night Live Vet, Eddie M. seems to be too heavy, and I don't want to Stop the Postings... I'll lighten it up

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?

"Space - The final frontier"

Romper, bomper, stomper boo
Tell me, tell me, tell me true
Magic Mirror tell me today
Did all my friends have fun at play?

Make it so, number one...

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

"Here's a mover and a groover and it ain't by Herbert Hoover. It's for all you animals and music lovers."

"Live like noone else....so that later you can LIVE LIKE NOONE ELSE"

Dave Ramsey

Dance to the music, dance to the music
Boom shakalakalaka, Boom shakalakalaka

All we need is a drummer,
for people who only need a beat.

I'm gonna add a little guitar
and make it easy to move your feet.

I'm gonna add some bottom,
so that the dancers just won't hide.

You might like to hear my organ
playing "Ride Sally Ride"

Did you see the blond mohawk on Sly Stone?

�Nothing can be more obvious than that all animals were created solely and exclusively for the use of man.�

Thomas Love Peacock (1785-1866)

"Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born, which is the direct result of the act of it."
Henry Blake

"Coffee is the best of all earthly drinks."

...translated from a Swedish coffee mug

"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides"

Pythagoras

This, by the way, explains why the Inca did not have the wheel when Pisarro arrived.

Hey is for horses, young lady.
No ifs, ands or buts about it.
You're spending the night with..........

<insert dramatic music>

Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.

If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far,
Dont worry baby
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

Quote

Originally posted by The Other Andy:
"The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides"

Pythagoras

This, by the way, explains why the Inca did not have the wheel when Pisarro arrived.

HE IS STILL IN LIMA. SAW HIM THERE A FEW YEARS AGO.

Real men don't ask directions.
They just keep going and going and going...

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.

Picture a place where a human being can alter his life...

by simply altering his attitudes of mind.

In a place known as...

The Twilight Zone

I used to be kleptomaniac, but I took something for it.

The sentence following this one is false. The previous sentence is true.

If a librarian retrains as a barber, does that person become a barbarian?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Work Harder!

The folks on welfare need the money.

A little song

A little dance

A little seltzer

In your pants

Do a little dance
Make a little love
Get down tonite

Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!

If I had a hammmer....

Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
Cause you're just another boring bisexual
"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within

you'll dance to anything

Would you care for a canape?

Quote

Originally posted by Cherbunny:
If I had a hammmer....

DON'T NAIL IT. SCREW IT!

The road was long but I ran it.
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it.
If there's one fool for you then I am it.
I've one thing to say and that's...
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

Whats the best way to eat a peacock?????

...One bite at a time

with pickles and squeeze cheese on the side.

NUTS!!

A NICE TENDER TONGUE IS NICE WITH IT

I'll take the thigh, please

I'LL TAKE A BREAST (ONLY 1 WILLING TO SHARE)

"Do you want fries with that?"

PLEASE NO GRAVY

I prefer mine pre-plucked.

One lump or two?

Coffee, tea or me?

what type of wine would you serve with that?
red or white?

All talk and no action

all work and no play

makes Mikey a dull boy

not Mikey....
Mikey likes it!!

Makes Jack a dull boy.....but who knows Jack?

A nice chianti with fava beans...

green eggs and ham

I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa

.....yum yum

OH the weather outside is frightening.

Riders on the storm

Ride Sally Ride

Born to be Wild

Let it snow, Let it snow....
it's so pretty....
(BUT brother come with the truck & plow PLEASE)
my back has had enough!

That's why I had kids.

I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.

All of me,
Why not take all of me.......

<hmmm, hmmm, hmmm, hmmm hmmmmmmmm hmmm hmm> can't remember the rest

Can't you see I'm no good without you.

I call you when I need you, my heart's on fire
You come to me, come to me wild and wild
When you come to me
Give me everything I need...

Wasted Days and Wasted Nights...wasted snow in Central Park (when the mountais got nothing!@!)

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

The way you do the things you do,
The way you do the things you do,.....

Quote

Originally posted by Chris & Liz:
What do you do with a drunken sailor?

whatever you want! :p
(and we have the pictures to prove it)

Quote

Originally posted by PATnRUPE:

Quote

Originally posted by Chris & Liz:
[b] What do you do with a drunken sailor?

whatever you want! :p
(and we have the pictures to prove it) [/b]

Wasn't there a semi-official saying in the Royal Navy of "Rum, Bum, and the Lash"?

Kind of sounds like Hedo during BDSM week.

HedoCanucks

An old man sat down on a park bench.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow.

The old man stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring.

Finally the young man said sarcastically: "What's the matter old timer ... never done anything wild in your life?"

Without batting an eye, the old man replied: "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."

The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

Did you hear the story about the peacock?
It's a beautiful tail.

HedoCanucks

(........BTW, how *do* they get baby peacocks?)

Quote

Originally posted by hedo69:
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

The peahens lay the eggs. Then out come the peachickies!

Quote

Originally posted by Sunlovers:

Quote

Originally posted by hedo69:
[b] The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?

The peahens lay the eggs. Then out come the peachickies!

[/b]

I'm guessin' those are something like peechuckies, NO?

And now for something completely different...

She sells seashells by the seashore.

She drove her Mustang there

Which is easier to cook on Robert's Grill?

1) a lobster
2) a peachickie
3) a pound of ground chuck

What a little devil!

peachickie with pick-a-pepper sauce.
Now that's a mouthful!

Quote

Originally posted by The Other Andy:
Which is easier to cook on Robert's Grill?

1) a lobster
2) a peachickie
3) a pound of ground chuck

Does is matter if it's jerk lobster, jerk peachickie, or jerk chuck?

HedoCanucks

A rooster was walking around the farmyard one spring day and started finding brightly dyed Easter eggs hidden everywhere. After thinking about it for a minute he stormed off to the henhouse saying, "When I find him, I'm going to beat the hell out of that peacock!"

peas porridge hot
peas porridge cold
peas porridge in the pot
getting old old old

Sing a song of sixpence.
A pocket full of rye.....Jake

Fe..Fi..Fo..Fum

I smell the blood of an englishman

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it then your face will surely show it;
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. (clap clap)

You put your right foot in
You put your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about

hey, i heard that song done in the piano bar once at hedo during december...although it sounded more like an old Kenny Rodgers ballad when it was sung. Not for sure how that happened..but alcohol will do weird things to the mind.

Mike
Ridding the world of feathers...one bird at a time

Little Bunny Foo Foo
hopping thru the forest
scooping up the field mice
and bopping them on the head

There once was a man from Nantucket
who drank run punch at hedo by the bucket...

Little Boy Blue come blow your horn
The SHEEP'S in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.

Hedo.......where men are men and goats are nervous.

LOVE IS LIKE CANDY ON A SHELF

You want to taste and help yourself
The sweetest things are there for you
Help yourself, take a few
That's what I want you to do.

SOOO HELP YOUR SELF

Just help yourself to my lips
To my arms just say the word
and they are yours

These boots are made for walkin'
And that's just what they'll do,
One of these day's these boots are gonna walk all over you.

YEAH BABY!...BRING IT!

And on the ninth day, God distroyed the dinosaurs.

Want some whiskey in your water?
Sugar in your tea?
What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
This is the craziest party that could ever be
Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see

Transformers...more than meets the eye.
Transformers...robots in disguise.

(See God only THOUGHT he destroyed the dinosaurs...they really became Transformers and hid from him in the toy box)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

Turtle Power!

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin',
and we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

The above I thought was funny and not checked with snopes to see if real.

If you have to check with snopes to see if you are staying alive... you better get some better pain pills girl.... is that what the ah ah ah sound is in that song?

How about another oldie...

"Everymove I make I ache..."

hugs
Patty

...I'll be watching you

Quote

Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:
And on the ninth day, God distroyed the dinosaurs.

And on the tenth day, Denny destroyed GOD!

What are you like? You've had a right life
And taken a long ride, but oh what a cost...

We've got to fight....
for the right....
to party!

BORN TO BE WILD!!!!!

I am She-Ra princess of power
I protect Crystal Castle
Every day, every hour!

COFFEE? TEA? or ME?

She's got legs
She knows how use them

Takes the wheel when I�m seeing double, pays my ticket when I speed

See that girl with the red dress on,
she can do it all night long,
she's a bad girl, she's a bad girl.

The more I think about it old Billy was right.

Let's kill all the lawyers, kill'em tonight.

Love is never blind
Though sometimes you might think so
Ask a thousand times
A thousand times you'll hear me say

WHY WWW and I got almost a thousand answers...

thanks to all who play nice
and thanks to all those that played naked!

Billy don't be a hero
don't be a fool with your life....

my girl don't go for smokin'
liquor just makes her flinch,
she don't go for nothin'
except for my big 10 inch...........

record of a band that plays the blues
the band that plays the blues,
she just loves my big 10 inch
record of her favorite blues............

How many peas could a Peachuck chuck,
If a Peachuck could chuck peas ?

I just spewed coffee everywhere

The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup...

coffee coffee everywhere, but not a drop to drink.

Unless you go to Selina's.

right PC?

And make sure and ask her how her family is.....

OMG...im speechless! and thats unusual!

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

"It's funny, i don't remember going to highschool with a bunch of short bald businessmen."
- my mother returning from her 30 year reunion

Zilla (old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill)

School's out for summer!

It's a cruel, cruel summer
Leaving me here on my own
It's a cruel, cruel summer
Now you're gone

Zilla (80s R Us)

By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
Open, locks,
Whoever knocks!

How's your whole...

...family?

They all died of anthrax.

oops.....wrong place

Mankind,
The Public Enemy's Not The Man Who Speaks His Mind
The Public Enemy's The Man That Goes And Acts Blind
Searching For An Answer That He'll Never Find
An Action From Reaction And You Can't Make A Retraction
Once You've Put Your Head Out
And Then You're Blue In The Face
As You Try To State Your Case
You Can Think With Your Dick
But It Can't Shout

Zilla (well, it's not *my* cup of tea, but can you really die from it?)

Die of embarrassment?

The happiest day- the happiest hour
My sear'd and blighted heart hath known,
The highest hope of pride and power,
I feel hath flown.

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

One Love, One Heart....
Let's get together and it will be alright....

just over 9 months til the next Winter WWW...

Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
Is this love - is this love - is this love -
Is this love that I'm feelin'?
I wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now!
I got to know - got to know - got to know now!

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I'm willing and able,
So I throw my cards on your table!

Is this love that I'm feeling
Is this the love that I've been searching for
Is this Iove or am I dreaming
Is this the love that I've been searching for
Is this love or am I dreaming
This must be love
Cos it's really got a hold on me
You really got a hold on me

Mustard's no good without roast beef

Mustard, onions, and kraut on a hot dog.

My favorite animal is steak

Rare, with sauteed mushrooms and onions and a good bottle of wine.

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.

.

At a dinner party, one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely

Not at my house....

If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?.......Jake

GOD DIDN'T MAKE LITTLE GREEN APPLES
IT DOESN'T RAIN IN __________

Vegan.....ancient Algonquin word for "bad hunter"

I'm hunting for that wascally wabbit.

Spank me!

We've got 5 rabbits and 25 dove in the freezer thanks to my boy.

Tell ya what! Gotta get up early if ya wanna lounger or spankins! All the good ones are gone

Quote

Originally posted by Cherbunny:
Spank me!

We've got 5 rabbits and 25 dove in the freezer thanks to my boy.

Damn! You beat me!

Paradise by the dashboard light!

Dammit to hell(is this allowed?)! I didn't even think!

You go CherBUNNY! and keep going and going and going and going and going and going.............

Only 65 more to go.

Thanks gals!

Smoochers to ya both.

Ms Bunny

We've got:

Nine Million
Nine Hundred
Ninety-Nine Thousand
Nine Hundred
Ninety-Nine
Posts to go,

and then, We don't know if we'll be thru with it.........

....99 bottles of beer on the wall

Jamaica, say you will
Help me find a way to fill these empty hours
Say you will come again tomorrow

.

.

I wanna go where I can lighten up the load
Drive a little while on the wrong side of the road
Get this laying low off to a flying start
Play my guitar in the Caribbean sun
Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon
Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum, or a star
And be as you are
Kenny Chesney - Be as You Are

when the sun goes down
we'll be groovin
when the sun goes down we'll be feelin alright
when the sun sinks down
over the water
everything gets hotter
when the sun goes down
when the sun goes down

Kenny Chesney-When the Sun Goes Down

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Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:

Kenny Chesney-When the Sun Goes Down

Who the heck is Kenny Chesney???

~DJ~

I'll bet he is a country singer! I don't know country.

~DJ~ Just tryin' to get the post count up!

LOOKS LIKE EVERY ONE IS GETTING A LITTLE LIMP. WHAT WE NEED IS SOME VIAGRA OR THINKING OF DELROY'S MUSIC AND MIXING DRINKS. HOW ABOUT FOXY YELLING "NAKID WATER SLIDE"

DJ - He is a country singer but with a touch of Jimmy Buffett.

So......Back on topic.....WHY WWW? BECAUSE WE are THAT special!

Edited to add: Well, Spank me! Damn! Guess not! ;(

Wasted away in Hedonismville.....

I wish I was!

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Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
Wasted away in Hedonismville.....

I wish I was!

ME TOO!!!

FUBAR!!!

Nice to find some country music that's NOT about your wife cheating on you or your dog gitting run over or losing your job or all of the above happening in the same day.

SNAFU!!!!

Don't walk away, Renee.....

BOHAS

...got any 100 mile an hour tape?

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Originally posted by Sunlovers:
So......Back on topic.....WHY WWW? BECAUSE WE are THAT special!

Edited to add: Well, Spank me! Damn! Guess not! ;(

Hello Jerry?
Ummm.....'scuse me, err, 'scuse me!! But, ahh, who said you could get on topic!! ?

This is the show " about nothing!! "

OH! Now just forget it!! It's wrecked. Ya gone and wrecked it.

Ah? Now then. what was my point? Hmmm....

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things anyway!

There.

That should have sufficiently blurred everything.

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
...got any 100 mile an hour tape?

Nope. She took that when she took my truck and ran over my dog.

Think I'll go write a song about it now.

I'm looking over
my dead dog Rover,
that I ran over
with a power mower.

One leg is missing,
the other is gone,
the third one is scattered
all over the lawn......

(one of those sick songs you sing when you're a kid..)

Great big gobs of
greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little birdies turdy feet
French fried eye balls
dipped in pools of blood
Eat 'em without a spoon......

On the planet Mars
Where the women smoke cigars
Every puff they take
Is enough to kill a snake
When the snake is dead
They put diamonds in his head
When the diamonds break
It is 1968

Life is a lemon and I want my money back!

I like mine with lettuce and tomato,
Heinz Fifty-seven and French fried potatoes.
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.
Well, good God Almighty, which way do I steer

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onions on a seamee seed bun.

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way.

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Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickle, onions on a seamee seed bun.

This is a re-run!!! I wrote this way back on page, oh I don't remember, 5 or 6 maybe.

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Originally posted by pafuncouple:
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us serve it your way.

This, too, is a re-run. Also way back in this thread!

What is this world (thread) coming too???

We're going to get shut down for being redundant, folks!!!

:p

My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.

You people kill me!!
Too bad I have to go to work...I want to keep reading!
DD

At my age you expect me to remember what was "way back" in the thread??? Surely you jest.

Lady Di

I can't tell you what I did last weekend, but I can tell you that we've covered a lot of different things....

28 postings to go...

* 1 oz Vodka
* 3/4 oz Peach schnapps
* Cranberry juice
* Grapefruit juice

Absurdity for its own sake is a beautiful thing.

A man walks in the psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but a piece of clear plastic around his waist.
The psychiatrist says "I can clearly see your nuts"

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Originally posted by mugsey:
"I can clearly see your nuts"

I believe that statement reflects 99.9% of the poster's on this board!!!

and the other .1% of this board are really crazy! :p

A drunkard sleeping up in Central Park,
A lion hunter in the jungle dark,
A Chinese dentist, a Village queen
All fit together in the same machine.

Nice, nice, very nice
Nice, nice, very nice
All the people in the same device

Excuse me... Heard any good jokes lately???

....It's only 2130 now.

....to get to the other side.

Ya want a joke?

Try Grand Lido Braco.

Is that bad or good?

Why do you ask?

Stoned goat? Don't think I've ever tried that before.
Hope it's tender.

Curiosity.....

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Originally posted by Cherbunny:
....It's only 2130 now.

And I haven't had sex since 1955!!.....Jake

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

.

.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home.....

Home, Home on the Range,
where the beer and the cantalopes plaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

Where seldom is heard
A discouraging word
except, watch out for those Brownies!

I finally got a pic of me serving up those brownies on a platter....

God bless America
Land that I love

Oh happy days are here again...

Cheryl all you needed to do was ask i would have sent them.........

Hedobob

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Originally posted by Hedobob:
Cheryl all you needed to do was ask i would have sent them.........The pics

Hedobob

Harry: No, you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man, but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work.

A psychic, would make a prediction,
but me Oh! I'll just make a contribution.

Bob~

I didn't think you had pics of me nekkid in the pool passing out brownies to friends.

This is it......

The 1000th post on why WWW.

So....why go with the Winter WWW gang?

If you haven't figured it out after 40 friggin' pages here, then you just don't get it.

Hugs and Hedo Kisses.....NBH's and all

Cher
The former Ice Princess of the North Pole
Now the Scorpion Queen
Proprieter of Hedo Tucson

NOT YET THIS IS #997.

YES WE ARE ALL TRUELY NUTS. :p

:rolleyes:

According to my browser, this is post # 1002

See?
http://www.dennyp.com/cgi-bin/ubbcg...pic&f=9&t=001165&p=40#001002

SORRY JUST GOING BY THE MESSAGE BOARB SUMMARY COUNT. I WOULD NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMEN CAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT

Betty Crocker is alive and well at Hedo!

post 1001 by my count here.

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Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
because we can

THIS IS WHAT STARTED IT ALL

:p :rolleyes:

You had us at because....

Smoochers to ya Big Guy.

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Originally posted by BIGGUY:
SORRY JUST GOING BY THE MESSAGE BOARB SUMMARY COUNT. I WOULD NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMEN CAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT

Sorry, according to my browser, this was the 1000th post. WHATEVER!!!
Why WWWW, well, for me it was a whole lot of nothing, and yet it was everything all at the same time. Pretty much like this thread. Minds connecting, and instantly becoming friends. I can't imagine having to miss a future WWWW. Nope, I won't imagine it. WWWW 2006, see ya then!

No i dont have a nude pic of you passing out brownies, but i have a clothed picture of you passing out brownies.Wanna trade LOLOLOL

why www?

because i rediscovered that truly special lady in my life...the woman who had gotten boring and plain raising kids and working and paying bills...and then within a few days of JUST SIGNING UP...she suddenly transformed in my eyes back to the teenager i met 20 years ago after high school. in reality she really hadnt become plain and boring..but we simply get in the rut of day to day life and FORGET...

WWW makes us remember and we'll never miss another one either Sassy.

Mike

Have we said all that there is to say?

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Originally posted by Gary and Georgette:
Have we said all that there is to say?

I think not!!!

Have you ever had a lag in conversation with a WWW-W member???

Only when they indulged in too much booze or cakes!!! They need a well earned break!!!

edited due to fingers not working correctly this morning! (too much snow shoveling)

Why WWWW?? Well, 41 pages later, we have rediscovered, and shown others that thoughts, words, and memories as random as they are makes it all worth while. The bonds of friendship with those just met, the rekindling of a relationship previously taken for granted, the true essence of what Hedo is.. "The People" all 311 of them...

my little 8 ball thingie says that 311 is gonna be waaaaaay too low for this coming december's trip.

it might be just a little too early to start the guessing on how many will be lucky enough to join our wonderful WWW Dec group....
the DIF is BAD

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Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
it might be just a little too early to start the guessing on how many will be lucky enough to join our wonderful WWW Dec group....
the DIF is BAD

Oh! that's just crazy talk!!

334!!

Baby baby falling in love

I'm falling in love again

Would you like another nutter butter peanut butter sandwich cookie?

Hey good lookin', we'll be back to pick you up later!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!!

:rolleyes:

:p

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Originally posted by PATnRUPE:
it might be just a little too early to start the guessing on how many will be lucky enough to join our wonderful WWW Dec group....
the DIF is BAD

It's not too early to see if we'll break our record for WWW attendees at the "Hook" this summer!

DIF....... hmmmmmm...

thinking back to my first trip to Hedo in Aug of 2003. It took about 4 hours before I hit the nude side. I arrived by the main walkway to the nude side... Heard the partying going on... Paused at the little walk way between the end of the nude beach building and the trees to remove my shorts... Took a deep breath and headed into the naked zone... I walked into a sparsely populated, but lively nude pool area just in time for the afternoon body shots.... nobody really noticed my presence or my whiteness prevented them from looking too long...lol... Yup..... DIF........ <sigh>

OMG ... 41 pages?? Where the hell have I been?

Do I date try and wade through all this .. or see if I can get a copy of the Cliff Notes from someone

YaMon .. always been all about the people!!

had to get at least one post in this monster ...

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Originally posted by Storm:
OMG ... 41 pages?? Where the hell have I been?

Do I date try and wade through all this .. or see if I can get a copy of the Cliff Notes from someone

YaMon .. always been all about the people!!

had to get at least one post in this monster ...

monster? this is no monster I only asked a simple question of my fellow WWWer's...LOL

�I think you have to know who you are. Get to know the monster that lives in your soul, dive deep into your soul and explore it.�

...nekkid, of course.

Nekkid monsters are the best.

Like a Zilla monster!!!!!!!!!!

and i am very pleased you like a zilla monster cuz she loves you too!

Zilla (there is a monster at the end of this book)

Damn, 42 pages. I checked out the first 8 and then skipped around from there. But, is there anything about left ears in here?

Miss you all peeps!

Chris

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Originally posted by leftear:
Damn, 42 pages. I checked out the first 8 and then skipped around from there. But, is there anything about left ears in here?

Miss you all peeps!

Chris

Chris, "It's ALL about you!!!" You're part of WWW!

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Originally posted by leftear:
But, is there anything about left ears in here?

You can use the message board search function to assist with your search.

Just for you Chris!!!!

Emotional Words Best Heard In Left Ear

If you want to tell someone you love them you should tell them through their left ear.

People are more likely to remember emotional words, such as "love," if they hear them through their left ear, a study by psychologists at Sam Houston State University in Texas found.

It revealed that if sweet nothings are heard through the right ear, they are more likely to be forgotten.

The researchers say their findings can be explained by the fact that the left ear is controlled by the right side of the brain, which in turn is responsible for processing emotions.

The findings are consistent with the role of the brain's right hemisphere in the processing of emotional stimuli.

The researchers found the participants had a stronger memory of emotional words they had heard through the left ear. Their recollection of similar words heard through the right ear was not as strong.

good to see you back in action Chris. Hope things are going well for you. But i thought you had changed the name to left n*t???

Mike

Hey Chris, a big smooch to you from Lady Di.

my mind is a bit fuzzy here....not sure why..but didnt you win Chris in an auction Lady Di??

i'd ask if you made him "pay his debts"...but i know a true lady doesn't kiss and tell.

Not that fuzzy at all Mike. I did win Chris in an auction, and didn't have the opportunity to "collect". But alas, the cutey does live closeby. heheheh

I am indeed a true lady

Wow a lot of DIF going on, this is by far the longest thread I ever seen on this site. For christ sakes get your buns back to Hedo, lol. Frank

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

Aw, c'mon now. . . sure you can!

try more lube....

Zilla (lube, lubie, lube lube)

wow, who would have thought that lube could be such a party kill!

As HedoSuperman would say "Party Foul. Unnecessary lubrication speech. You are the drink b*tch for the next three rounds."

Zilla (it's so often the simple silly things you remember from a trip)

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Originally posted by zillagrrl:

As HedoSuperman would say "Party Foul. Unnecessary lubrication speech. You are the drink b*tch for the next three rounds."

3 rounds... I thought he told you it was for the next 3 DAYS !

Has anyone noticed that the message boards have slowed down considerably????

Lady Di