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Recent funny signs
#142675 09/18/2014 06:54 PM
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There were a couple of funny signs down by the nude pool recently. But they went away when their owners (group) went away.

Sign 1

Vacation Bible School
(near the nude pool bar)
For "Time", it said When hell freezes over

Sign 2
(by the nude pool men's room)

The Beauty of a restroom at a nude resort:

1. Approach
2. Pee
3. Bounce
4. Done!

Look Ma -- no hands!

(and in small print at the bottom)
Sorry Ladies

smile


The more you look, the more you see.
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Hedo-regular #142676 10/04/2014 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Hedo-regular
There were a couple of funny signs down by the nude pool recently. But they went away when their owners (group) went away.

Sign 1

Vacation Bible School
(near the nude pool bar)
For "Time", it said When hell freezes over

Sign 2
(by the nude pool men's room)

The Beauty of a restroom at a nude resort:

1. Approach
2. Pee
3. Bounce
4. Done!

Look Ma -- no hands!

(and in small print at the bottom)
Sorry Ladies

smile


We took down #1 but #2 must have been taken down by maintenance when they should have been cleaning the a/c filters. I can send them to any that would like to see. LOL


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Re: Recent funny signs
Hedo-regular #142677 10/08/2014 09:27 AM
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Speaking of funny signs, you should see the new Urchin sign they installed on the nude beach. I was aware of at least three people stepping on Urchins during our last trip and I guess part of addressing the problem is posting a sign (note that after complaints, they had an employee remove some).


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sonorandog #142678 10/10/2014 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by sonorandog
Speaking of funny signs, you should see the new Urchin sign they installed on the nude beach. I was aware of at least three people stepping on Urchins during our last trip and I guess part of addressing the problem is posting a sign (note that after complaints, they had an employee remove some).



ROFLMFAO someone complained about a sea urchin warning sign? Really?


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Re: Recent funny signs
Philly Dave #142679 10/10/2014 02:20 PM
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I hope he meant that they removed the sea urchins, not the sign!


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Hedo-regular #142680 10/10/2014 05:17 PM
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I hope the sign I installed on the guard shack still remains.

Its a no trespassing sign at the Pointe Village side.

It warns people not to ice skate.

This is to ensure safety as the water is shipped to PENNSYLVANIA.

Some folks read it and said..WHAT?

I reassured them that there is a pipeline between Jamaica and the USA for their coveted pure water.

There's a sucker born every minute.


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