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Alcohol and too much sun can make you an asshole
#133519 11/22/2018 10:51 AM
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I wonder if there are others with something to share, so I'll start first.

Forgive me, to the people I have wronged that evening some years ago, when I started hording grilled cheese from the prude beach grill and refused to share. Actually chased someone off... frown

That was not only very rude, but probably ended a friendship as well.



All in all, I'd rather be a hippy.
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Long ago, I came running into the disco at full speed...when people actually went there...to dance to a fav song I just heard the DJ start to play. I crashed into a guest and glasses went flying and broke behind me and I just kept going. I was a jerk. Next!


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Well, I guess only us two are the wild and out of control ones at Hedo...


All in all, I'd rather be a hippy.
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you mean: who are willing to admit we're buttheads sometimes!


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By the 3rd day or so, I get accused of being "off in my own little world" by my lady. She prefers to sit around and smoke pot on the beach all afternoon, but I don't smoke and instead prefer to drink and become a social butterfly, catching up with friends in the pool, at the bar, or on the beach. She perceives this as me being an asshole and it's something I really want to work on, but sitting in one place for too long at Hedo drives me crazy, and inhaling second hand smoke gives me headaches! I check up on her, bring drinks and water, and hang out as long as I can, and she chills with other friends who smoke and she has a great time, but I can't win!

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I was just trying to decide which of my "God I was an asshole" stories to use.

Judy

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If it's any consolation, Judy, I just picked one of my many cringe-worthy moments too...


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Well there was the time I TP'd the nude side guard shack, and convinced the guards to help me saying I was a rep from a toilet paper manufacturer and we were there to show how strong our product was.

There was the time in the middle of the night I got the guards to help me turn each and every lounger on the nude pool deck upside down because there was a frog plague coming and management didn't want frog shit on everything.

There was the time I drove off in one of the luggage trucks form the nude side and left it on the prude side.

There was the time I was standing naked in the disco chatting up some nice lady and just stopped talking and fell over passed out.

Ad nauseum

Judy

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Boy, now I wonder about the things you/we don't remember. wink


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Poor George . . . George was on a day pass one day this past week and had a wee bit too much to drink. George hurled on the deck while sitting in the hot tub catching a few folks eye. I went over to poor George to check on him and he was three (no FOUR!) sheets to the wind. I suggested he might want to get out of the hot tub, which he did then proceeded to stumble and fall onto one of the chairs on the grassy area, where he hurled again and again. He finally fell asleep and we turned him on his side lest he hurl one last time and choke to death. One of the Hedo guards put a towel over him to keep him warm and all I can say is the next morning he was gone. Poor George couldn't tell us where his clothes were but I"m guessing once he sobered up a bit he was able to find them.

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Oh, shoot. I thought we were supposed to be confessing our own asshole stories...oops! Others? Those I have a lot of!


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Had an interaction with a single guy about 5 years ago. If he wasn't drunk, he was just an asshole. Starts off with him approaching me (abbreviated version - this conversation was about 10 minutes):

him - Are you in the Marine Reserves or something?
me - No, I'm full time with the Guard
him - What do you Guard?
me - No, the National Guard. The guys that get called out for hurricanes, floods, winter storms, and so on.
him - So are you here on leave?
me - Huh?
him - Well there are wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. Aren't you in one of those places?
me - No, I've been to Iraq and now I'm home until they need me.
him - But we are at war. Why are you not there now?
me - Because they don't need me now. I went and now it is someone else's turn to be there. You don't deploy 100% of the force at once.
him - But we are at war. So you are stateside collecting a check?
me - (starting to see this going south so try to explain in simple terms) Yes, but if the war needs me, they will send me. And if there is a natural disaster in our area we also respond to help.
him - (raising voice) So let me get this straight, my tax dollars are paying you to be here and you are not in a war.
me - Look at that, my drink is empty. Nice talking to ya. 'Another Red Stripe please!'
Wonder what this guy's take is on first responders.

About 3 years ago wife and I went down to the hot tub after fetish night and threw our costumes on a chair by the pool. We had multiple drinks in the wee hours of the morning. When we went to leave, our costumes were not on the chair. We went from slappy happy to pissed. 'Shom-body shtole our shtuff'. 'Who shteals shom-one's shtuff?' We asked security in a drunken slur if they saw anyone take our stuff. They had no idea what we were talking about. I don't want to say we made a scene but there were other couples there that knew we were pissed and looking for our costumes. Next morning went down to the pool and as we passed the hot tub, saw our costumes in a cubby. We swore we threw it on a chair and maybe someone (security) threw it in a cubby. Or maybe we threw it in a cubby to begin with. We both felt like complete assholes thinking someone stole our stuff when it was right there in front of us.

A WTF moment that may be in lines with this thread. We were at H3 on our 6 or 7 trip and it was the wee hours of the morning. My wife and I were the only ones in the hot tub and there was a couple sitting at the swim up bar. The guy was a bit older than the girl and they were talking loudly (couldn't make out what they were saying). I went up to get a drink and slipped a bit on the tile. [For those that have been to H3, those tiles claimed many.] The bartender said that she was not going to serve me because she saw me stumble and I'm too drunk. I hop into the pool so that I can talk to her. I say you must be new here, this is kinda the idea...have a good time and stagger back to your room. Bartender said that she will still not serve me (yes, we got cut off at an all inclusive resort). I hollered at my wife to come get us drinks because I was not being served. She hopped into the pool and approached the bar and the bartender said 'I'm not serving her either because she is drunk'. We are standing next to the couple at the swim up bar and the guy starts running his mouth at me. At the same time, girl is talking to my wife. I put my hand on the guy's shoulder and say 'hey man, I'm just trying to have a good time'. He swats my arm away and shoves his finger in my face saying that if I touch him again that it is assault. I put my hands up and start backing away saying I don't know what your problem is. Have you ever experienced something that is in real life but your brain processes it in slow motion? I see my wife grab the girl by the hair dragging her across the pool while punching her in the face...slow motion. Security immediately steps in and one of them escorts us back to our room. We woke up feeling like complete assholes...who gets in a fight at Hedo...WTF happened last night, are we going to be kicked out, do we need to talk to the GM, what happens if we run into them again, etc. We go down to the quad bar and talk to Sunshine. She gave us the low down. That couple was on a pass and they were on 2 different agendas. They had run many other couples off that night and the bartender was trying to shut down the bar. My wife's only guess is that the girl started trash talking about me and she wasn't going to have that. What is funny is that my wife is not a violent person. I am the bug killer in the household. But add alcohol and some trash talk about her husband and it is game on. LOL

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Originally Posted by chris santilli
Oh, shoot. I thought we were supposed to be confessing our own asshole stories...oops!


Just not near enough space for all mine! LOL!

.............Bob

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I'm sure I have many episodes for which I should beg forgiveness, but mercifully, I don't remember any of them!


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