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What will you never do again on an H2 vacation?
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We've all done something, or several things, during or associated with our H2 vacations that for whatever reason we've decided to "probably" never do again. It could be an activity, something possibly sexual in nature, etc. For example, a Hedo friend recently told me that he will never consume mushrooms (bought from a beach vendor) again during an H2 trip because after consumption on a recent trip he passed out for two days and when he woke up, he wondered why he was in Jamaica? Personally, I won’t jump from the upper cliff at Rick’s Café again because after many jumps over the years, I finally made a bad one a few years back and found out the true meaning of the word “pain.” What “lesson(s) learned” associated with a past H2 vacation will you "probably" never repeat again?

(Notice that I use the word "probably" because with the right influences (liquor, drugs, promises of a sexual nature, etc.) most of us are like moths to a flame.)

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I too will not jump from the high point at Rick's again. I probably wouldn't have jumped the first time, but Pam jumped so I kind of had to.
Sadly, at my age there are probably a few other things I will not be doing again at Hedo.

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Pass out in a lounger by the nude pool. At least when my wife, lewis and Alice are around. I woke /came to with my toe nails painted bright red

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Never walk in the ocean without water shoes.

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After a number of visits i no longer feel pressure to make sure i DO EVERYTHING!! i will never again be held hostage by the idea that I will miss something if I dont sleep...mostly because now if i dont sleep one night i miss a TON OF STUFF the next day while i try to recover. we either play all day and sleep all night, or sleep all day and play all night.

too hard to do both these days.


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No brownies ever again!

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Ditto on the brownies, HedoT.


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Definitely no brownies!!

No more apple martinis!! (see 'the lost night' aka 'are you okay?')

Stay up til 4am partying with friends....strike that one, I'll definitely do that again!!!

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What's up with the brownies wink

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No overdoing it on day one and having to be removed from the hot tub in a wheelchair!


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Originally Posted by Buck And Doe
Pass out in a lounger by the nude pool. At least when my wife, lewis and Alice are around. I woke /came to with my toe nails painted bright red

Hey pretty boy how are those nails? Andrea please keep them looking good. My man Buck AKA Pretty boy!


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WOW. Most useful thread for a virgin...EVER. I'm seriously taking notes. Keep 'em coming.

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Drink four shots in a half hour of whatever I am given by a certain couple from a certain European nation.

Yes you two.

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No brownies or Jenny cakes... I lost several days of my H2 trip last time due to them.


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And NO walking in the water without beach/water shoes.

Sea urchins stings are no fun, and neither are cuts/stings for diabetics.


There's a casket sale at Walmart!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSqCT0DQiz4
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What's up with the brownies

Angie,

The brownies are ganja brownies. Read this thread:
Jennys cakes thread

Respect.

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You can miss a whole day eating those brownies.


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The white rabbit. Hadnt touched the stuff in years, never did it with the wife before and always wanted to take a bump off a bare tit. Kept me up all night but not in a good way, makes it near impossible to get a hardon which is one of the worst things at hedo, and makes you feel like shit the next day.

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Drinking too much on the first day and not making it past 9pm


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I'll never take the Hedo bus for transport from or to Mo Bay. I'll fly or charter my own taxi. I like control when I'm on vacation.

I'll never take unnecessary clothing. I’ve written out a daily dress plan for dinner for years and find I no longer over pack. This also keeps me from having to think too much after a day of drinking/cavorting on the beach, not to mention extended happy hours. Good for packing accessories too.

I’ll never expect management to pay attention to our anniversary or my birthday again. We have one in April and one in November and always mark it down at check in. After several years of nothing I no longer expect anything. Another example of setting your goals low so you are not disappointed.


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Originally Posted by Bunz z
I'll never take the Hedo bus for transport from or to Mo Bay. I'll fly or charter my own taxi. I like control when I'm on vacation.

I'll never take unnecessary clothing. I’ve written out a daily dress plan for dinner for years and find I no longer over pack. This also keeps me from having to think too much after a day of drinking/cavorting on the beach, not to mention extended happy hours. Good for packing accessories too.

I’ll never expect management to pay attention to our anniversary or my birthday again. We have one in April and one in November and always mark it down at check in. After several years of nothing I no longer expect anything. Another example of setting your goals low so you are not disappointed.

I agree with Anita never take the bus have a driver or Tim air like her I like to be in control on vacation. She is right again never take clothing you will not use and since we never over pack we are able to go with just carry on. Have low expectations and you will never be disappointed and the most important thing always hang out with the Biggottis they are a lot of fun.


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Like many others, probably won't jump again. I've never injured myself...and don't want to experience the "first time" injury.

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I've been to Hedo twice and both times I've nearly ended up in a hospital.....Here's what I won't do again: The first time we were there, I went out on the nude catamaran and decided to get into the water by using the slide that is on the top deck of the catamaran. I didn't have a chance to situate myself before I went down and came about an inch away from cracking my skull open on the bottom of the slide as I went off. No more slides for me! The second time, we were at III and I entered a contest by the poolside and people started splashing water from the pool at me. I couldn't see, got freaked out and lost my balance and slipped on those REALLY Slippery tiles they have there and my head hit the ground HARD!! Nobody could figure out how I didn't crack my skull open that time! No more water splashing contests for me! Third times a charm...going back in December and I'm gonna SIT in a chair and wear a helmet! Haha!

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Eat the brownies, see God and do not recall the previous day or two. Maybe seeing God is worth it.

BTW, special mushrooms are legal in Jamaica.

For Angie and other first timers, the go-to location for those brownies is a place called Jennies. Any taxi driver can take you there.

If you decide on this adventure, only eat 1/4 of the brownie. Share the rest. Eating more will drop a 2 or 3 day hole into your vacation.

Chuck


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Let my husband use the take off a bandage method when removing nipple pasties.


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Originally Posted by Endless Summer
What “lesson(s) learned” associated with a past H2 vacation will you "probably" never repeat again?


It may not seem like a biggie, but we will never again take a room on the prude side. It's just too long a walk in the middle of the night to find out if there's anything happening at the hot tub - not that there won't always be something happening, but the missus isn't interested, in the middle of the night, in waking up enough to take that long walk to SEE if what's happening suits her :-))

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Go down a waterslide after drinking most of the afternoon. Did this at Hedo III one time only. Could not find the way up. The nice part of it? Three lifeguards jumped in to save me! Very handsome, fit, young lifeguards!
Maybe one more time, LOL.
Never again.

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Never make a bet in the nude pool to dress in drag for the entire evening. Well my wing man and I we cops in uniform the entire night and of course I was the female cop handcuffed to him or was it him to me?. Found myself on the pussy box in the piano bar nekkid and just laughed as I said I would never do this but I did!!!! The memories.....

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I'll never do the Island party again . . . and since they don't do it anymore I'm safe. Once was enough. Something about being sh*t-faced drunk at noon just ruins the rest of the day. Been there, done that, never again.

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A couple things:
1. We will never pack more than 4 pairs of shoes for her and 3 pairs for me- too much space taken up and we never wear more than that anyway.
2. We will never fly through Miami to MBJ if we can avoid it- what a craphole.
3. We will never take timair to the resort- the bus has always been way too much fun.
Nick (and the seductive Kitty)tm

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I wont ever again let someone lay down their version of the rules and then follow that. I know the actual rules are (as well as anyone can). I will have my fun my way and let my conscience be my guide.


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Walk the whole beach into Negril and back (9 miles) barefoot with no sunscreen on my feet! The sunburn/swelling took a whole day (minimum) to go down.

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Originally Posted by HedoSean
I wont ever again let someone lay down their version of the rules and then follow that. I know the actual rules are (as well as anyone can).



there are rules? grin


i hate to say it but i doubt i'll go with a friend again. my friend spent more money than he could withdraw from the atm each day hiding in his room smoking something (not the local stuff). the staff kept bugging me asking 'where is your friend?'. a woman then asked me if he was gay because he disappeared to his room rather than go off with a couple of ladies who made some obvious offers. he even wanted to spend the last night in his room rather than party outside. i had to ask him why would 'you pay 300 a night to hide in your room?'

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Never walk next to the pool with drinks in my hands and turn around ( walking backwards) to answer someones question. I stepped right off the edge and fell in the pool. grin

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On the catamaran cruise, if the crew say that it is too rough to swim into the caves, then I will never again ignore them and swim into the caves.

Almost died. True story.

As for all the other things that you are all saying that you would never do again, you are giving me some great ideas for our next trip! laugh

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I'll never take the Hedo bus for transport from or to Mo Bay. I'll fly or charter my own taxi. I like control when I'm on vacation.

I'll never take unnecessary clothing. I’ve written out a daily dress plan for dinner for years and find I no longer over pack. This also keeps me from having to think too much after a day of drinking/cavorting on the beach, not to mention extended happy hours. Good for packing accessories too.

I’ll never expect management to pay attention to our anniversary or my birthday again. We have one in April and one in November and always mark it down at check in. After several years of nothing I no longer expect anything. Another example of setting your goals low so you are not disappointed.


Bunz z

Forget about telling anyone in management except Delete. If she knows the will treat you special. We just had our 30th anniversary there and had a private dinner on the beach, champagne and fruit delivered to our room and several other nice perks. Delete is the best!!!

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On the catamaran cruise, if the crew say that it is too rough to swim into the caves, then I will never again ignore them and swim into the caves. Almost died. True story. Walter.

Good one. Many have learned just how sharp/hard the limestone inside the cave can be on a rough water day and a few have the scars and/or dental work to prove it. When that big wave with your name on it rolls into the cave and you're in the back, there's no place to hide.

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Enough - PLEASE !!!


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Leave my little beach bag on the picnic table during and after one of the buttcrackers heine parties! Later, it was gone. When it showed up a few days later (a friend found it down on the beach) only my camera and Jamaician money was missing!?

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