Trip report Jan 24-31,
Canadian Eh ?!
Cancun Airport….
Boo…. Over crowded, understaffed, slow moving. Too many flights for the size of
it. Although our plane was only a few hundred feet from the terminal it took
over an hour for our luggage to show up on the conveyor. Enough said.
Arriving at Desire,
A late arrival ( 11pm for us ) causes you to lose the day and night. By the time
you get to your room, changed and find your way to the disco the night is
basically over. An earlier arrival is recommended.
Rooms
We had the ocean view upper level with the king sized bed and jumbo shower. Both
the shower and bed would fit 4 people easily.
Large closets worked fine for us as we brought our own removable hangers.
The A/C unit worked fine but sounds like you have a helicopter in your room. The
bidet was a nice touch but some ppl may need instructions on how to use it. Lots
of big towels, hair dryer, and shower supplies. Even a little sewing kit just in
case. The maid service did an excellent job, even organized Terri’s large array
of shoes on a daily basis. A 2nd key would also be appreciated for those that
are on different time tables.
Spa and Gym
This is first class. Very clean and up to date. Terri was treated to a hot stone
massage by Veronique that left her near comatose with pleasure. Would recommend
any treatment they offer. Reasonable prices.
Gators & Crocs
When entering the resort you pass a gatehouse then over a wooden boardwalk. On
either side are large ponds that are home to some very large Crocs. There are
signs warning you so beware. We walked out a few times to see them and took some
pictures. One had to be well over 500 lbs. Piece of advice, don’t join the
knucklehead club of people throwing things at the crocs to see what will happen.
Duh. Those things can run fast. Overall a cool addition to the resort.
The Grounds
Very well maintained and neatly landscaped. There were always people cutting or
trimming something to make it as perfect as could be. We saw many geckos and
other wild life as we strolled from place to place.
The beach receives our only criticism of the grounds. Too much seaweed. There
was a worker raking it one day but never did see him again. Because of this we
avoided the beach. The sand was very white and well taken care of by the pool
area where the horseshoes and volleyball are.
Games
Imaginative with a subtle sexual twist. Participation is key. We jumped into
pretty much every game & contest being offered thus earning Ray the nickname “Mr
Contest” by the staff.
We came away with 6 t-shirts and a water bottle. One piece of advice would be to
have a variety of prizes or prize coupons redeemable in the gift shop. On the
Tuesday morning it rained for about an hour. While many scurried to their rooms
in horror, our group of 10 was offered a friendly game of Tequila Jenga. What a
hoot! Some interesting game pieces and lots of Tequila made for some great fun.
We were actually disappointed when the rain stopped.
Roof Top Hot Tub
Great location for a hot tub. Plenty of room in the tub and in close proximity
to the open-air beds made for some interesting times. The tub over looks the
resort and ocean where we could watch the cruise ships sail by in the distance.
Happy hour from 4-6pm was definitely a highlight of our day. Great time to
socialize (talking) and make new friends. We have read many complaints of overt
act ivies during this time however; we did not encounter or witness any
high-pressure come-ons. No still means No. Yes there were body shots amongst
friends; foot massages, flirting and of course nudity galore but we did not find
anything offensive. Definitely safe for non-lifestylers as long as you have an
open mind. This was also the place to meet after the disco as well. The bar
could use two bar tenders during happy hour and the tub temperature could be
hotter. The surface on the rooftop does get quite slippery when wet so take care
when getting out.
Bar Service
The bar service at all four bars was good, friendly and they even remembered
what you drank most times. Having drinks brought to you while lounging around
the pool is a definite plus.
Restaurants & Grills
The main restaurant “ El Arrecife “ served up breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Throughout the entire week we did not have a bad meal. Having the option of the
buffet and or food grilled to your liking right in front of you was a nice
touch. Have Mary make you an omelette in the morning. Mmmm
The theme nights also added some flair and adventure for your taste buds.
If your not sure what’s in it, just ask. If you don’t see it out, just ask, they
will make it or get it for you for the next day.
The specialty restaurant, Il Piacere, was out of this world. We had the pleasure
of dining with a couple celebrating their First anniversary. The staff knew it
and went out of their way to make it a special night. They even escorted the
lady to the powder room, waited for her and brought her back. The food selection
and preparation was outstanding. Ray thoroughly enjoyed the Beef Carpaccio and
the Rib Eye steak. You will not leave this restaurant hungry. The atmosphere was
cosy and intimate. Even our table for 8.
The pool Side Grill “Coconut Grill” has a nice selection of snacks all day long.
They will make you up a freshly grilled sandwich or burger to your liking.
Evening snacks were available by the lobby bar right up until close of the
disco. Hotdogs, wings, nachos were the usual.
Shopping,
Thanks to our BC friends for telling us about the shopping in Puerto Moreles
which is about a 10 minute cab ride. ( $8. US ) Saved us from going into Cancun
or Playa-Del-Carman. Great shops and bargains to be had everywhere. The locals
were friendly and accommodating. We bought a great hammock that will grace our
back yard when it gets warm here. (Starting price, 800Pesos- final selling
price, 320Pesos ) Ray loves to barter. Also worth mentioning is the resort gift
shop, which has a wide variety of souvenirs at reasonable prices- no, dickering
here.
Resort Staff
Where to start? Fantastic, Excellent, Wahoo, Yee Haa, Yippee !!
Felix, Sabino, Victor, Juvenal, Ivan, Phillipe, Pedro, Pablo, Alfredo, Javier
and especially Mary and Abdias !! These people treated us like Royal guests in
the dining room and bars.
Hats off to Abdias for adding comedy and excitement to every meal. He truly goes
the extra mile for everyone he meets. His late night antics at the Disco had
everyone in stitches.
The Entertainment Crew,
Enrique – or as Terri called him, Rico Suave. Sexy and smart, great combo!
Careful when he says, “touch his pipi” ! lol
Saul – Tall, dark and handsome, Terri says. Watch his score keeping while
playing volleyball. I’m Telling You !!!!! Great talent on the dance floor too.
David – shy and sexy, Terri says. Although new to the crew we sure broke him in
fast.
Charbel – Bedroom eyes, and a great sport. He is the windsailing instructor. Ask
him about his world travels.
Silvina – Tall, blonde, sexy and originally from Canada. Need we say more? She
did a great job of keeping up to the crazy Canadians, never sure what to expect
next from us. Thanks for letting me use your cheeks as a canvass.
These five people work their tails off from dusk till dawn. Never afraid to get
involved with the games and making sure the guests got the most of their day.
We miss all of you and plan on keeping in touch until we return to Desire.
The Disco
Love the stripper poles. Glad we brought some current CDs to lend to the DJ. The
elevated dance floor was a little small and was dangerous at times when crowded.
Nice atmosphere and great themes. The contests at 11pm are a must see AND do!
Too bad the contestants miss out on the fun while waiting in the back room.
The Disco Playroom.
Wow.. What an experience. Beyond words to describe it. This place is set up for
lifestylers. Very erotic and sexy. Lots of pillows and towels. We experienced no
intrusions or interruptions. There were couples on their own as well as small
groups partaking in some “fun” If you go to Desire, just peek your head into
this room early on when empty just to check it out.
Overall this is a FANTASTIC lifestyle friendly resort which could also be
enjoyed by open-minded “regular folks”. From the hanging beds near the lobby bar
to the open air beds on the roof top you have the opportunity to be as wild or
mild as you want to be. Just go and have fun. We sure did. We are already
planning our next trip to Desire.
We made some great new friends and strengthened bonds with the friends we
traveled with. Hi to our new US friends, especially the honorary Canadians, S&B.
Hello to our Argentine and Columbian friends. Thanks for the great dances.
A vacation to remember, and one to re-live again and again
Ray and Terri
aka ' the cleavers '