Phil - March, 2017
PICTURES
Just
returned from our fourth trip to Desire Pearl.
Little bit about our background in nude resorts. We started going
to GLN and Hedo in 1996. Over the years expanded out to HIII, GLB,
and Couples SS. The past couple of years since GLN was closed
we’ve moved over to Hidden Beach and Desire Pearl.
Arrival in Cancun was easy. Anyone who has flow into Cancun knows
you have to run the gauntlet of the timeshare salespeople in order to
get out of the airport. Look down, don’t make eye contact and
don’t stop until you are outside the door ;-)
Let
me stop a second and say when we go to Hidden Beach and Desire Pearl we
purchase from a person who is a member which gives a percentage off,
free 25 minute massage, lobster dinner, poolside concierge service and
free airport transfers.
So we
are out the door in Cancun where there are many, many drivers holding
signs for their passengers. We find the sign with our name and are
told our car is on its way in. Be there in 2 minutes. Great
just enough time to get a drink, last drink I have to buy for almost a
week ;-)
Driver loads us up in a new Navigator and off we go. Short 30
minute ride to the resort which sits 1 mile north of Puerto Morales.
Whole bunch of smiling faces check us in. They offer us a room
upgrade to Master Suite that would have cost $1500 to book for $400 and
throw in another lobster dinner and additional 55 minute massage.
We
check in, room is beautiful. Denny is going to post pics that I
sent him and video walk through of our room.
Food
Pearl
has three restaurants. Aphrodite serves buffet and made to order
breakfast and lunch and becomes an upscale restaurant at night with a
menu centered around a theme Mexican, Italian, ect that changes nightly.
Upstairs they have what they call a Gastro Bar that supposedly serves
tapas although my wife had lamb oso bucco and then made baked Alaska
table-side for dessert. The third restaurant is the Pearl and it
is fine dining 4-5 course meal with a menu that rotates throughout the
week. Men are required to wear long pants, women whatever sexy
revealing outfit they like.
Beach/Pool/Hot Tub
Beach
has loungers and day beds. You are not allowed to be nude past the
day beds as nudity is illegal in Mexico. The beach stretches for
many miles in both directions for those who like to walk. Seaweed
was an issue while were there and has been an issue over the years
although they do have a crew that works constantly to clear it.
The
main pool is barbell shaped with one end being much larger than the
other. The small end is known as the quite end and the other end
is where all the day time entertainment occurs. In between there
is a small area that they use for volleyball. On the big end is a
swim up bar that is also accessible from the beach. No PDAs are
allowed in the main pool.
By
mid-afternoon most people start to head towards the hot tub. The
hot tub is at least if not larger than the one at Hedo. Same
general clover leaf shape but has what could be considered a stage in
the middle ;-). Chest deep with plenty of shelf area to sit.
It is surrounded by day beds and it has a swim up bar ;-). PDAs
are allowed at the hot tub and pretty common. We are told late
night rivals Hedo but more comfortable with the day beds ;-)
Pool Concierge
The
manner in which we purchased our stay gave us a pool concierge.
This is the cat’s meow. You point out which chairs you wish to sit
in for your stay then everyday your chairs are reserved and covered in
towels awaiting your arrival. The concierge comes by every hour or
so arranging you dinner reservations, spa ect.
Speaking of Spa
The
spa is beautiful. We ended up with a 55 minute couples massage and
a 25 minute couples massage which the happily combined to an 80 minute
couples massage which was wonderful. On their spa menu they also
have a couple’s erotic massage. It is a full hands on. No
part of the body is left untouched. They give you a diagram of the
human body to mark things you don’t want touched. Leave it blank
and guys are going to get stroked and girls digitally penetrated.
At the end they encourage you and your partner to have sex and they give
you the choice of them sticking around to help.
Bars
Four
bars. Lobby, pool, Aphrodite restaurant and hot tub. Very
well stocked. I drink Don Julio. They have blanco and
reposado.
Crowd
Crowd
runs the entire gambit from 20’s to 80’s with most in their 40’s but I
think each age category at the younger and older end is much better
represented than at hedo. But everyone is young at heart.
Night life
Sorry
I can’t comment hear because we are not the late night crowd. They
have a great bar off the lobby that they have a show and becomes a
disco. Each night is a theme and they all seem to be well
attended. One of note was “Tape Art Evolution” which involves
using colored electrical tape to make your outfit. There was a
workshop during the day at the pool and it is amazing what you can do
with electrical tape. The outfits that were showing up that night
(as we were leaving dinner) were amazing, beautiful and hot.
Resort over all
Resort is only 88 rooms but is typically very busy. Grounds and
rooms are meticulously maintained as you can see by pictures.
Mexicans have a thing for cleanliness. We wish our house was as
clean ;-). There is a play room for those wanting to participate.
The
place is simply spectacular and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend it to
any of my Hedo friends.
I am
sure I have left something out. I’ll answer questions or send Denny an
addendum.
Respect,