Email: DanAtTejas@aol.com or FurFur30@aol.com
Name: Dan & "Bubbles" aka "Fur" aka Jen
Ages: 31 & 30
Hometown: Houston (Deer Park) Texas
Visits: 1
Hmmm, what to do on this trip? This is going to be a long bio then. Well, maybe this time we'll get to try the breakfast buffet <NOT!> (Ya know, Hedo really does need room service! - Ha ha) We definately want to do the trapeeze this time, and visit our late night hammock on the point again (Note to self: Bring towel this time! Rope Burns! OUCH!)
Fur is looking forward to jerk the chicken, oops, I mean the jerk chicken and rib nights (sorry for the Freudian slip, thinking about the hammock has my mind other places!), the nasty looking purple drink (sorry, I forget the name), visiting her friend in the blue boat, and finding her special jet in the "Bubbles" tub that makes her squeal. She also says she's determined to win the "BJ on the Beach" contest this year, and by golly, being the supportive hubby I am, I'm making her practice as often as possible!!! Ha ha (she just hit me for putting that in there, HELP hubby abuse! Oh baby, whip me, beat me, call me Edna!)
I'm looking forward to the pina colada's, red stripe, not breaking down on the tour bus, getting Fur to sunscreen the sun don't shine places, definately the "Bat Cave" (i.e. Grotto), the late night "adult" contests on the beach (oh, you didn't know they had those? heh heh heh), and meeting other people who like to have as much fun as we do. Yes, that means acting like we did in high school and embarassing ourselves, but hey, a panty raid, no, make that an "all their clothes" raid, on the Prude side of the resort would be great! Down with clothed gawkers! No stuffed shirt stodgy conservatives here! We party NEKKID! oops, I'm getting carried away, bad Dan, back to the bio...
But the most wonderful thing we're both looking forward to is NO KIDS for a whole week!!!
Lessons learned from our last trip: Bringing our own boom box and cd's, bringing 90% LESS clothes, making our own toga's, keeping Fur AWAY from the boutique, and bringing a BIG beer stein (those little plastic cups just don't cut it!) Anybody else have suggestions?
BTW, due to our lovely tour operator Funjet (somebody PLEASE get Air Jamiaca to fly out of Houston!!!), we don't get in till the 11th, so nobody is allowed to have any fun on the 10th! Ya'll have to wait for us! I mean that too! Ya'll have to stay in your rooms and count the dinkle-berrys on the ceiling.
Gee, I'm saying "ya'll" alot, but you'll notice, I'm from Texas, where "ya'll" is a recognized word. For the Yankees out there, it equivalent to "You'ze Guys".
I know, you're thinking I've already been drinking and smoking, but honestly, I haven't. Fur is threatening to divorce me if I submit this, but hey, you gotta get goofy every now and then, right? Plus, are any of the other bio's quite as unique as this one? I could have just said we're looking to have sex in a drunken bliss in every nook and cranny of the resort, but really, everybody is there to do that, so it's kinda like a given. Plus I wanted to see just how much space Denny would let me take up on his server. Hey, let's start a contest to see who can come up with longest bio, and the winner gets to go on the moonlight cruise for free or r/t air from MBJ to Negril courtesy of Denny... I know he'd love that one! Whatcha say big guy? Ok, ok, I'll shut up now before I get in trouble. This has been fun though...
We'll c ya at Hedo!
Dan and Jen aka "Fur" aka "Bubbles"