Club Orient: Doug & Lauri - Date Unknown

This was our second trip to Club O.  As usual, the weather was perfect.  Orient Beach is a blast with everything you could want to do.  But, Club O has some work to do.  First, the over all clientele is getting very old, mostly from some factory working town, and VERY strong  union views. Not exactly the type of people we are us to. For the second year in a row the massage tables were all booked for the entire week we were there.  Club O does not allow to book anything until you get there, so how do it book up so fast?  The rooms are Spartan, if not, almost camp ground like..  I know alot of people like not having a TV and Phone, but how do you call a cab if you don't have a phone?
The grocery on premise is OUTSTANDING.  Great food selection, cheese, wine, meats and all kind of snacks. In the morning they have the BEST fresh baked pastries.  Absolute Vodka for $8 a bottle!!
The Nude Cruise was also great. Philippe and Philippe are great hosts and incredible chefs.  After too much wine, beer and food we all coated our bodies algea mud that they had made.  It made your skin feel incredible.
If you can get by all the old people who lay around like beached whales, complaining about how Club O raised the price of their drinks .50 and how the republicans are ruining the world, Club O has it's on your vacation calendar.
 
Doug and Lauri
 
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