Hedonism II Trip Report - Mark & Brandi
Feb 2024
Where do I start? Where do I finish? I could go on and on about Hedo and have nothing but good things to say.
Not entirely true...I'd also have many GREAT things to say...and one bad thing as well.
The one bad thing is that our trip came to an end and we had to leave.
So, let me start at the beginning.
This was my wife and I's second trip to Hedo, almost exactly one year after our first. One thing that we learned from a friend we met on our first trip was to stay somewhere else upon first arriving in Jamaica. We did that...booked a small apartment at the Point Village Resort through Airbnb. I think we spent like $125 on the room for the night. I recommend this approach.
We arrived in Jamaica around noon after exhausting air travel that included a night spent TRYING to sleep in the connecting airport. We were lucky to cruise through Sangster International Airport immigration, find our private transport (Jimmy's Boy...highly recommended) and arrive in Negril around 2:00 PM. Point Village Resort is on the same turn off Norman Manley as Hedo. Upon arrival, we dropped our bags and went straight to the Point Village Beach. Turned out it was clothing optional and was directly adjacent to the Nude Beach and Nude Grill at Hedo. We got some naked sun time and enjoyed some suds at the beach (our Jimmy's Boy driver stopped at the MegaMart per our request so we could stock up on reasonably priced sunscreen and Red Stripe before arrival...another reason I recommend Jimmy's Boy for a private ride to Negril from Montego Bay). After some time at the beach, we jumped in a cab and went out for a nice dinner. We came back to the resort and watched the sun set from the beach, once again naked...right alongside all the lucky nudists that were already enjoying their time at Hedo. Despite the night still being early, we retired to our room, had some nice sex and got a much needed night of excellent sleep.
Let the Hedo adventure begin! After sleeping soundly in our $125 Aribnb room...a place in which there was no FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) to keep us up as we were on the wrong side of the wall from the party and the sexiness...we checked into Hedo at 8:00 AM. We got a full day of the resort on Day 1. I strongly recommend this approach for those that don't have money to burn. Showing up to Hedo rested and getting a full day on the first day you check in is way better than arriving tired and missing out on a good portion of what a day at Hedo has to offer.
As for days 2 through 9...just awesome...nonstop awesome. We had a Nude Beach Hot Tub room and couldn't have been in a better spot. The beach was right there, the bar was just steps away and of course the Nude Pool was easy to cruise over to and come right back to the room should there be a need or a desire.
We made many friends at Hedo last year and we were lucky enough for several of us to be able to come back at the same time this year. Upon arrival, our group consisted of 9 people that had all met last year...most of us were all Hedo virgins at that time. Over the course of the week this year, our group grew to something like 25 or 30 people...many of which I now consider to be some of our closest friends.
We are already talking about our 2025 trip and hoping the vast majority of those 25 to 30 people can all return to Hedo together. A group is forming...I assume that is how these things have started in the past. I never thought I'd be part of one from the beginning that has the momentum to grow into something so fun and so big, but here I am. I can't begin to express how excited I am.
My wife and I were Hedo virgins last year and despite being a bit vanilla (compared to so many at Hedo), we made many friends quickly. Now when we return, we will arrive already knowing so many and still have an opportunity to meet so many more! You would have to have a stick up your ass not to meet people and have a good time at Hedo.
...and if you literally showed up with a stick in your ass...well, that could lead to a good time too.
I don't know what else to say about our 9 days at Hedo other than it is the best vacation ever and I wish I never had to leave. We did have to leave though and on our last night, we once again chose to stay elsewhere to try and save some costs.
On day 9 we packed up our shit and took our luggage to the front lobby. Last year (2023) this was one of the worst parts of the trip because we were leaving. The only "walk of shame" at Hedo is the one where you are fully clothed and carrying your bags up to the lobby. This year (2024)...it wasn't so bad. We stored our bags in a closet up at the lobby, checked out of our room and promptly returned to the Nude Beach and Nude Pool to drink and play all day. About the time everyone was leaving the nude scene to go prepare for dinner, we grabbed our luggage, grabbed a cab and headed down to the Boardwalk Village where our room would be that night. We dropped our shit off, had a quick fuck and then promptly got a cab back to Hedo where we got a night pass and joined our friends for one more dinner. We partied late into the night one final time. When it was time to go, we returned to the front desk and requested to depart through the beach gate. We had to have an escort down there, but no big deal. Instead of leaving Hedo sad, solber and burdened with luggage...we left through a gate on the beach, drunk and ready to fuck.
My wife and I had the best sex of our lives that night. No joke...no exageration. THE BEST SEX we have ever had in our 20 year relationship in which we have probably screwed well over 7,000 times.
If you are reading this because you are thinking about going to Hedo, stop thinking about it and book your trip.
If you are worried you won't know anyone there, stop worrying about it and book your trip...it is so easy to make friends.
If you book your trip for the end of January and into February...maybe you'll make the same friends that I have made. We are going back...our group is growing...maybe you could rock the party with us in 2025.
Hope to see you at Hedo!!!