Martin - December, 2016

Despite a few issues (see below), this was probably the single best ‘fun’ trip for Caroline and I, meeting up with old acquaintances and managing to meet more than a fair share of NEW guests, with whom we had great fun throughout our two-week vacation (Nov 27th – December 11th)

Week one was quite quiet and there were some memorable and notable entertainments going on including Satan (Think Adams Family on Speed) and his merry followers from German who brought a whole new meaning to “a bit of slap and tickle” with Red Tantra, BDSM, spanking, flogging and Shibari events (Japanese rope tying) that had many guests held in equal measures of enthralment and morbid apprehension!  Add to that the steel bands and dinner on the beach and it was a very enjoyable 1st week.

 

The 2nd week (WWW week) was also fabulous however it was badly marred by the arrival of two competing (and yet the same!) bands who completely dominated the venue for more than 6 days! (Miranda Lambert Tribute Band and Band 303)

 

The bands were from Ohio, which in itself isn’t a problem, IF they were just guests who came to play one night but they didn’t – They played and played and played for 6 nights, night after night. They even tried to dominate the Nude pool with one of their number Jeremy, trying to impose ‘their’ songs (by that I mean Rock and Country) rather than the music that is appropriate and raises the energy at the Nude pool in the early afternoon – They had no understanding of what the audience there (or in the evening on the main pool deck), actually wanted. Fortunately, several hundred plastic syringes appeared and a water fight broke out that was epic (!) and despite Jeremy’s best efforts, the boredom of his session meant that he was soon ignored and he left with his tail between his legs!  His cries of “someone make some noise” AND “someone scream” did not seem to alert him to the fact that when a band is good, people shout and scream – when they are not, THEY DON’T! He didn’t seem to pick up on that message! Even when they / he started to play, they spent an inordinate amount of time tuning and retuning equipment to the point that many guests jointly started chanting “Play the f*c&ing music” – Clearly Roots do not act like Diva’s in this manner………. They don’t need to, simply because they are ALREADY talented.

 

Very early on, they stated in various conversations that they wanted to REPLACE the WWW slot with their own people, style and culture, which angered SO many of the WWW group.

 

Add to that the fact that the bands were NOT Jamaican, were not particularly talented musicians (compared to Roots Explosion and Winston) and it was clear early on that this week was going to go from bad to worse, specifically regarding the entertainment and the impact that they had on the ‘normal’ type of entertainment WWW are used to. They even took over one of the guest Talent nights AND even replaced Winston and Miguel’s Rock evening!  Fortunately, as their performance began to fail, Winston stepped in and rescued their asses and showed then what true talent really is.

 

No one goes to Hedo to listen to a band from Ohio more than once – They go to immerse themselves in JAMAICAN culture, lifestyle, community and to have fun, rather than have their vacation overrun by a 2nd rate (by comparison) band(s) all but murdering classics such as “Sweet Home Alabama” and “Don’t Stop Believing”  When Winston did perform, it was like watching “Prince” performing with a preppie band – even HE had difficulty in them trying to replace his normal professional Roots band !

 

There are many who will not complain or provide the resort with feedback, preferring instead to just retire to bed early, but the impact of these bands was more than significant and in an extremely negative way. Had Dion been available in the piano bar, those that were dancing (given there was NO other entertainment available), may well have left them playing to the group of people who were frolicking in the pool only!  

 

These people did not even understand their audience, let alone the culture, community or lifestyle of the resort!  They openly admit to having published videos and pictures of the band performing at Hedo, including video of many guests who, albeit mainly clothed, but without theirs or my personal permission. This to me shows the abject lack of understanding, preferring instead to see Hedo as a vehicle for THEIR promotion and not for the benefit of the guests.  

 

If they do return next year, they will have a HUGE negative impact on the WWW guests – If they are only able to play for 1 night, then fine – I see no problem even though I still feel it is “inappropriate” to have non-Jamaican entertainers on site, BUT it will possibly inhibit them bringing their equipment etc as it would not then be viable?

 

Having said all of the above, Hedo and Hedo groups have withstood this sort of ludicrous situation before and will again. Unfortunately, people vacations are impacted and their pleasure and enjoyment substantially diminished in the process, especially as the silent majority do not air their views but instead move to other venues such as Desire, Pearl, Tulum, Caliente etc. These issues aside, it was a fabulous week and memorable for 100 other reasons APART from the bands !

Martin