Paul & Joan - September, 2007
Going thru security at
the airport in Philly, got pulled aside because my belt buckle which I
had put into the carryon, was a police belt buckle and had a gun on it
and apparently the outline of the little gun showed up on the x-ray.
We got on the plane after having my carry-on searched and after
they got fuel the captain said that we did not have enough fuel, so they
came back and gave us more fuel.
After we got fuel we pulled onto the runway and the captain said
we had a maintenance problem on the left engine and had to return to the
terminal. Great start to a
flight on 9-11. Sat there
for about 1 ½ hours, hearing sounds of them working on the engine until
the “problem” was fixed.
Flight was ok, kid behind joan kicked her chair most of the flight.
Arrived and asked at
desk if we could upgrade from Ocean View Prude to the Nude side, fully
expected to pay the difference, and they gave us the upgrade, no charge.
Worked our way out to
the nude pool area, met a few couples we chatted with online prior to
trip, tried to get something to eat at the Nude Pool Grill, but
apparently the sign for food next to it was not for there as they didn’t
have most of the things on the menu.
No jerk chicken until after
Next best thing, ordered
dirty bananas and went on to the beach to check it out.
Wandered up to main dining room to get some lunch before they
closed and got some chicken which was pretty good.
Off to the dive shop to
sign up for the next day’s dive.
It started to get cloudy and the skies opened up when we got back
to the room, lightening, thunder, downpours.
Sexy joan took a nap for a bit, after the rain I went on the
beach, there were very beautiful skies.
I saw two woodpeckers on
the tree right outside our room, when I went back to the room to get the
camera, there was a really big rock crab on the ground by my door,
snapping at my feet with is claw.
Tonight was P.J. night,
joan was really sexy in her black nightie.
Paul wore mesh see thru shorts and shirt.
Had dinner in main dining area which was pretty good, then went
to the night club after and I wont a bottle of rum for the most
revealing male costume, lol.
Afterwards we visited
the nude hot tub, there were a lot of people there, mostly couples,
talking and flirting, but no one having any sex.
We fixed that by having some hot wild sex ourselves, raising sexy
joan out of the hot tub while she rode me hard, and finished with some
help of a few hands on her boobs while she came hard.
Went back to the room to finish our sexy fun as most of the other
couples were not fooling around.
After assuring the dive
people I would not be up late drinking before diving, we left the hot
tub around
Had breakfast, omelets
were fantastic. Took some
pineapple for the dive (to attract fish).
Dove to 60 feet, saw a scorpion fish, stingray, eel, lots of
variety of fish. People
said they had been seeing a sea turtle all week, but we did not see him
today. After the dive we
stopped at the prude side grill for some lunch.
Saw on menu they had grilled cheese with turkey, so asked for
that. Guy at the grill said
“Grill cheese”, I said “Grilled cheese with turkey” a second time, he
said “grilled cheese?”. I
figured they were out of turkey so finally said “ok grilled cheese”.
So they guy tells me “No problem Mon, just go up to the main
dining room and get me some cheese, bring it back to me and I will cook
it for you”. We ended up
eating at the main dining room.
On the way to the dive
we passed the venders on the beach and they were really pushy.
Which was a shame, looked like they had some good stuff, we would
have probably bought several things but hate when venders are so pushy
so ended up not getting anything there.
Found our way to the
nude pool, dirty banana’s and made some new friends.
Played some liars dice, the game they played on the Flying
Dutchman in the Pirates of the
Shower had cold water
today. Had dinner at the
Oriental place, was ok, but cook got a bunch of peoples orders wrong and
overcooked joan’s steak.
Walked around the site,
got lost in the dark, found room and just stayed in for the night
together.
Breakfast omelets were
good again. Spent time at
the nude pool relaxing. At
For some stupid reason I
decided to do the cliff dive , there is a scene in the movie Mission
Impossible 3 where they say “There’s a point where boldness becomes
stupidity”, I found that point.
It’s about 35 feet above sea level, on the edge of the cliff.
I must have hit the
water wrong and messed up my left shoulder and my tailbone.
After the ride back we went to the room and changed for toga
night, joan had to help me get dressed.
Dinner at the main dining hall and a show which was pretty good.
We were joined by a very nice couple.
Short visit to the nude hot tub afterwards, helped my sore
shoulder, and then retired for the night.
Got up and shoulder
still hurt a lot, breakfast then off to the nude beach early, not much
else to do with a messed up shoulder.
Hung out with Hedo Joe, Jim and Jill, some other nice people.
Very nice lady named Barbara came over and gave me a Rikki
massage, did feel better after (TY Barbara).
No way I could go with joan to get a regular massage, could not
lay on my stomach at all, so suggested Jill go with her and take my
place. We were using Hedo
points to get discount so they would not let Jill use them, which I
didn’t like, it’s our points, why can’t we let someone else get the
massage.
More people started to
arrive including Nate + Kristi which we talked to prior to arriving.
On Tuesday we were told and there was a sign saying the water
slide was broken, I said that when people started to arrive for the
weekend it would suddenly get fixed, and sure enough, here come the EC’s
and “The slides been fixed, nude water slide at 3pm”.
It’s a miracle.
At least joan loved her
massage, we went back to the room for a quick nap and meeting others at
Plenty of hot water
tonight, shower and dressed in my Captain Jack Sparrow costume, and joan
as my sexy wench. There
were five of us dressed as pirates, joan and I, Hedo Joe, Nate and
Kristi who looked hot in her wench outfit.
Dinner in outfits, some pictures, then wandered down the beach,
the whole pirate crew. We
told security guard we were going to commandeer a boat and she just kind
of ignored us. Stopped by
piano bar which was open but empty and too early to start karaoke.
We stopped at the main area and watched some of the circus show.
We all had enough of the costumes, were kind of hot in them, and
decided a dip in the nude pool would be good.
A little side by side BJ action with 4 of us seemed to get things
started with a finish on the chairs next to the pool.
Plenty of people watching.
Quick dip in the hot tub
before heading back to the room.
Up and off to breakfast,
shoulder a little better, but still hurts and OMG when I sneeze major
pain. Hung out at nude pool
most of the day. One of the
lobster men came by around 11, but we thought it was too early to get
lobster, didn’t know that you were supposed to order it then and they
cook it and bring it to you on the beach later.
When he returned at
Body shots started and
joan and I took turns on giving and receiving ends, and assisting with
cleaning of girl’s boobies as well.
Some clouds and rain
this afternoon, second hard long rain this week, so we tried to take a
nap. Housekeeping had other
ideas, after banging on the door at
Wandered around a little
after dinner, ended up in the nude pool area, which bar was closed till
11. Ended up dropping pants
in the back area, using flavored condoms, and did a nice BJ exchange.
Nothing like getting a BJ from two hot blondes alternating.
And joan said the chocolate flavored condom was flavored on the
inside too, because she could still taste it on me when I took it off,
lol.
Went back and watched
the show till
Off to the hot tub to
soak my shoulder, and after a while there was some major ganga smoking
going on, at the pool and hot tub, so we retired to the room for some
passionate one on one lovemaking.
Last full day, I awoke
early, not been sleeping right with sore shoulder and butt, so up at 8am
and went on beach to relax while sexy joan slept.
Breakfast had to have an
awesome omelet on last full day, then off to meet the lobster man at 11.
Ordered our lobster then off to the nude pool to relax.
Lobster man came back at
Just hung at the nude
pool with friends, an EC came by and we played some dirty dice.
Dinner at Pastafari
(Italian place) was great.
Great food, service, and great people we ate with.
Ended up at piano bar and got the piano man to start early.
Some sing along, some sexy blonde dancing and stripping on the
piano. Left about
Time to pack up and get
ready to go home. Breakfast
then made sure everything was packed, had an hour before bag pickup and
two before time to leave, so we put out bags out by the room and went to
the nude pool for a few last dirty banana’s and saying good bye to
friends. On the way to
airport some rain and major traffic jams, had to convince the guy to go
on the wrong side of the road most of the way to get people to airport
on time. Sucked with the
delay, cut into or Margaritaville time big time.
No problems with the
check in or flight home this time.
Met a great couple on bus and in line which we should have hooked
up with earlier at the resort, lol.
Good
Views from the room
excellent – beach a lot bigger than H3 – big hot tub – Disco has
separate bar area from dance floor which we liked a lot – lobster man
every day you want fresh lobster – Delroy knew how to make your drinks
right every time and filled your big cup up to the top with a smile –
Hot water every day but one –
Bad
No jerk chicken until
4:30 every day – overall performance at both beach grills severely
lacking – no back doors on 1st floor oceanfront rooms – dive
equipment old and worn and needs replacing – all shows on dance floor
mostly not stage and hard to see if your not in front tables – high
seaweed in ocean – even though slow week, consistently out of towels –
no water slide during the week and flat out lying about it being broken
–
Overall
Another outstanding
trip, A/C worked fine, food was good, people were better.
EC’s could have been around more during the week, just because it
was slow we could have still played some games.
Did not like the bold face lie about the water slide, which I
thought was obvious.
Hurting my shoulder was my own fault.
Weather was to be expected this time of year, but mostly good
weather. Little too much
ganga smoking when the groups came on the weekend for me to be around,
so we could not stay in the pool or hot tub area at night, but that’s
their choice, I just can’t be around it.
Overall an enjoyable vacation but we both prefer Hedo III which
we will be going back to in April.