Mark & Carolyn - July, 2007

July 28 – Aug. 8, 2007

 

This was our fourth trip to Hedo II. It is our special time of year to get reacquainted with each other, reconnect with old friends and meet new ones. We laughed so much this year! As usual, memories were made and added to our mental scrapbook. Here are the highlights…

 

Travel – Who cares? No one ever reads this part, do they? Admit it. You all skip over this part to get to the good stuff! Only thing I will say, Air Jamaica took off over an hour late coming home. From what I hear, that’s normal…

 

Occupancy – Was low when we first arrived, then many Jamaicans checked in for their independence holiday. The dining area was more crowded but since they never ventured to the nude side, it didn’t affect us too much. I thought the Jamaicans were a bit rude to the service staff but Scumba set me straight when I talked to him.

 

Room – We booked ROH and got H-block. We loved it. We were half-way between nude pool and main dining. Plenty of hot water, but the tub leaked, and the drain was painfully slow! AC was good.

 

Food – Great! Pastafari was excellent, as usual. Love the crème Brule! Evelyn is the best! Munasan was also good but it was so hot! Love the new salad and the tempura. The buffet was excellent on Friday night, plenty of lobster and tempura. Love the new additions of Eggs Benedict and the scalloped potatoes. Desserts were also very tasty! The only disappointment was the lack of mango! If you didn’t get up to breakfast by 7:30, you missed it!

 

Activities – The Entertainment Coordinators are great! The entertainment at night was wonderful. Winston and Sunshine are amazing. Sarge is simply beautiful and a treat to watch. Rohan was very funny. Foxy seemed a little distant this year. Loved Robin on Mardi Gras night. Missed the steel drum band! The Battle of the Sexes was hysterical. All I can say is poor Ann and poor Alice! Day games on the nude side were few and far between. No games by the pool except for trivia. Ring Toss and Bocce ball were some of the other offerings but Hedo bucks were hard to get and we had to track the ECs down to get them. Nude waterslide only happened once and NO Hedo bucks were awarded. Snorkeling was fun. We saw some different fish this year. We enjoyed the cat cruise again, too. Ike was great in the Piano Bar and karaoke was hysterical because of the group of ladies from D.C. Can you pay my bills???

 

Sex – I know this is what you all really want to know about…The crowd was kind of slow this time, so we started things when we felt like it. We instituted the BJ Buffet one day. I’m sure the makers of Crème de Cacao had no idea that penises would be dipped into their liquor! But it was so fun!! Found a great new spot out on the point! We used the F*** hut by the Disco one night and had someone in the bushes say ‘Hit that little white pu**y’. The hot tub was dead every night when we were there.

 

My personal highlights…

 

This year we stayed three days longer than usual. It was weird without our group but I did get lots of reading done! Again this year, my breasts screamed in protest when I put my bra back on. Another great vacation!! 

 Mark & Carolyn