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Our Hedo II Virgin Trip
Almost a week since returning from our virgin trip, I still have the memories fresh in my head and I hope my report will be a help to any virgins who want to take the plunge. From the moment we stepped off the plane I could feel the hot, humid Jamaican air and I was busting with excitement. After passing through customs and immigration, we made our way to the Superclubs Lounge which was nice and air-conditioned. I scurried to the ladies room to change into my Hedo Virgin t-shirt which I had specially made(I know Im such a cornball). I got many stares from the Jamaicans since I was bra-less in a white t-shirt, and was already excited about being looked at!(All pretty new to me).
We didnt wait more than 20 minutes or so and we were whisked to the shuttle, which was small and only one other couple was with us who were going to Grand Dildo. They were quite nice and our driver was great. It was an intimate ride and felt it was personalized just for us! The ride was crazy-like watching the stunt takes in a Nascar movie, and we made our stop for a red stripe(ahhh). I would never have wanted to take the TimAir plane so as not to miss the excitement and splendor of the Jamaican countryside. Yes, some parts are poor, but the land is so gorgeous. We arrived at the resort at about 3:30pm.
Pulling up to the entrance of Hedo was a pleasure I could not describe, and we were quickly checked in by a very friendly girl who liked my shirt so much she gave us a room on the nude side with a great ocean view and view of the gardens(we booked ROH). How cool was that! The room was bright and clean. One of the mirror squares on the ceiling was like a fun house mirror! But it made for some great laughs during our first encounters in the room. Once in the room, we couldnt wait to roll a big fattie(didnt take US long to find any!), put in one of our reggae cds and smoke in the window, settling into our home for the week. We explored the grounds for a while, even located a hidden hot tub on the nude side(the one on the prude side is way better). There were gardens galore, with hammocks and little tables scattered about in private little spots. We took some special moments and shared a hammock surrounded by tropical flora and sighed a big sigh of here we are!. It was grand. That first night we made our first trip to the nude side. I was a little nervous as I had never been nude in public before, and I wasnt really sure what to expect. As we approached the hot tub, Jon was already nude and I took off my sarong and looked for a good spot to get in. I immediately felt comfortable being naked!!! We walked over to the far end and got in. Next to us was a man in the water and his woman on the edge and he had his fingers inside of her playing very non-shalantly. It was very hot and Jon and I looked at each other with a look of OKAY THEN! Its like THIS! The rest of the people were mostly socializing, with another couple engaged in fondling and kissing. I think we were overwhelmed with excitement and decided to check out the grotto. After about 20 minutes or so and some private oral pleasures, we came out and to our surprise there were about 5 couples just going at it, but in almost a mechanical fashion. I felt like I was watching a demonstration! We were amused by this, and hung out for a while watching the antics before we called it a night. That was actually the most active we saw the hot tub all week.
Tues. morning we got our wake up call, went down for breakfast, and took the Cat Cruise. It was definitely a big highlight of the trip. I took off my top as we pulled away from the dock and Rasta Ralphie was already engaged in his singing and shuffling around. Many folks were already nude and I knew this was going to be a great trip. We drank tons of rum punch, snorkeled, swam into the caves(no cliff jumping for us!), looked at naked people, and made new friends. Jon even got to sing and play Rasta Ralpies guitar. We even smoked some ganga with the staff and hung out after the cruise was over for quite a while, singing, sharing stories, listening to great music, smoking even more ganga, and having a great time. We bought some cds off of them, including three of Rasta Ralphies(Theyre all great, too!), and I bought an anklet and a conch shell from Keisha! Once we left the boat, I needed to nap and sober up a bit. Jon did some exploring of his own and I napped for like 3 hours. We did dinner at Munasan(excellent!) and then changed for the PJ Party(not to be missed!) There was skin, skin, and more skin!! Incredible outfits, beautiful women, and I got to meet Foxy. She is all that and more and we made many other friends that night. Too bad we cant remember half of their names! We danced like teenagers into the wee hours(5 am).
The next day we went to the nude pool, which turned out to be our favorite spot! We settled in right away in a spot with two lounges, our towels, and quickly got in the pool and swam up to the bar. Sitting on the ledge, drink in hand, reggae on the speakers, we took it all in: NAKED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!!! Gorgeous bodies, lumpy bodies, scarred bodies, old people, young people(I was surprised with the large younger crowd), a fair amount of silicone, lots of single guys, and more body parts pierced than a fetish convention! I even had to ask this guy about his pierced cock. It went through the entire head(owee!) and his sack was pierced. He was from England and was so enthusiastic telling me all about it. He and his wife were very cool and we talked with them for a while. Jon and I LOVE the water and we played in it like children all week. I remember many couples watching us in the water just innocently playing and laughing our heads off. We met(and ran into all week) an older couple who had been to Hedo 57 times! They were really cool. Also on that first day at the nude pool, I was lucky enough to meet a couple we had met online on the DennyP site. We met many but these two were the only ones we actually got to meet in person. Somehow G knew it was me and came up from behind me with a big Hedo Virgin! greeting! He quickly introduced himself and we hugged like we had known each other for years. His wife was somewhere else at the time, but I met her after, and although they were much older than me, I clicked with them right away. I met D after the shenanigans of the wet t-shirt contest. Dont know how I got talked into it, but it was me and two other women, who were much thinner than I, but I sported my Hedo Virgin t-shirt and a white g-string, jumped in the water to get soaked and strutted my stuff like I was 120 pounds! G, thanks for making it more comfortable for me and being such a good sport! D, thanks for welcoming me so nicely after I just had my bare breasts and ass in your husbands face. Where else but Hedo?!!! I did not win(even though I was the only one who actually started off with a t-shirt), but I got a bottle of rum and a t-shirt and I was happy. I couldnt believe Id done it, but was glad I did. We spent the rest of the day at the nude pool, lounging, socializing, drinking, hot-tubbing, and goofing around. Delroy is the man and they played the greatest reggae at that spot!
That night was Mardi Gras night, which I was a bit disappointed in, There was all this talk about the bead thing in the disco and it never happened. But we ended up hanging at the disco and then Jon needed to nap, so I stayed and very quickly got included in a group sitting next to me. Thats when I met K and T from St. Louis. K you are one of the sexiest women I have met in a long time. Please dont get implants! Your tits are gorgeous!! Both of you guys were really fun to hang out with and I wished you werent leaving the next day. K, I needed time to get you sloppy drunk so I could take advantage of you! Just kidding(sort of, maybe, okay, maybe not! LOL!) Thanks for the hot kiss in the hot tub, though! Youre so hot, girl!!! We hope to see you guys again
Toga night was really fun. We had met up with a couple we met from another website who had just arrived that night and we had planned to have dinner with them(again at Munasanloved it!). After dinner we moved to a table in the main dining room and I was talked into the sexy toga competition. I had made our own from some sheer Walmart curtains and some accessories, exposing one breast(on Jon, too!) and covering the exposed breasts with pasties! They were fun! The contest was fun, and of course we had to partake in all the extra games and antics that go along with it. Jon ended up on stage fondling this gorgeous womans ass. The same one who won the wet t-shirt contest and she won the toga contest as well. I think she was an ex-stripper and she was very hot and shook her ass like jello on a vibrator! Our newfound friends, T and J were pretty beat from traveling all day and they called it a night before we ventured over to the disco. Again, we partied all night and finished the night off with the hot tub, which was pretty calm. But we did our usual playing and socialized a bit. Very cool. What an atmosphere! We had met another couple and a cool, single guy, Mike, who had been there all week and had not been to the hot tub, so we all talked him into it. We stopped off at our room for a smoke and hit the hot tub, which turned out to be quite mellow. Jon and I engaged in our usual playing, which consisted of him behind me, bouncing my tits in the water gently and kissing. One night we went for it a little more and were all over each other, letting our tongues fly everywhere and simulating actual sex(My dear aunt Flo was 2 weeks earlydamn Mother Nature!), but our moments of playing were very hot and I kept peeking to see who was watching and many people were. It was so exciting! But that night was pretty mellow. I had tried to start something up with Cbut her husband wanted to be involved and actually kept hounding me over the course of a few days to go back to their room, alone, which I explained I was not into without my man. He made me very uncomfortable a lot, and he was rude to the bartender in the disco. He was really the only bummer of the trip. We found many couples wanting what we wanteda single woman to play with. No one was getting lucky(at least that we could see). I shared a few kisses with a few different women and an amazing encounter with this woman from England with G-cup tits(natural). It was all in fun, but very hot, and I ended up licking and sucking on those incredible melons, and kissing her and I let her husband do the same to me. Jon sat back, taking it all in. Maybe next time well go during a Lifestyles week.
Other highlights included: the snorkeling trip to a reefgorgeous fish and plants and we couldnt get enough and snorkeled off the prude beach. Not like the reef, but we saw many puffer fish, giant star fish, conch shells, and some tiny neon blue fishvery cool. We also took the second Cat Cruise which was not nearly as fun as the first. People seemed to be very uptight. I was the first to lose my top and the only one besides K who took off any clothes at all. It was mellow, but Ricks Caf was cool. We stayed on the boat and watched from there. Incredible divers! And a great cloudy sunset! What colors painted across the sky!!
The Friday night buffet was wonderful. We probably had three plates each of lobster tails! The beach party was cool but I was bummed there was no bonfire that had been mentioned quite a bit. Omeca and Foxy are the BOMB!! And the rest of the ECs just incredible! Beautiful, talented, and where the ***k do you guys get all your energy???!!! We even ventured to the prude side pool once for a couple of drinks and some quiet time to ourselves. We had also found the hidden hot tub on that side and had a wonderful time playing and getting each other off while some folks passed by and attempted a peek or two!
I wished we had done the waterslide and a nap in a hammock, participated in more games, and got to the lunch buffet more often. Jon got to try the jerk chicken at Roberts but I did not. A must-do next time.
Our trip was really incredible. First time to Hedo, first time to Jamaica, first tropical vacation(as adults). And we will be back again and again and again. On our last day, Sitting in the airport shuttle in front of the hotel, the two musicians were playing a banjo and a guitar, serenading us goodbye. They were still playing as we pulled away and just before they were out of sight, one of them waved us goodbye. It was bittersweet and I was in tears. What a perfect send-off.
The downsides: 1) The food in the main dining room except Friday-mediocre to say the least. But the restaurants were excellent! And we never went hungry. 2) The fruity, tropical drinks. They all tasted like an artificial mix, almost like medicine. I expected real tropical-tasting drinks. But the Dirty Bananas are great and once I figured it out, stuck with Rum Cream, Dirty Bananas, and Grand Marnier(my home favorite). 3) Breakfast should go to at least 11. We missed it three times( from partying til 5am!!) 4) The stream of jizzy fuzz on top of the hot tub water(next time Ill bring a little strainer!) and 5) our maid was very nice, Nadine, but at the end(last day) she pulled me aside to tell me her woes about her children and her abusive boyfriend and then asked if I could bring her back some food from breakfast, which I did not. I thought it was very odd and I was very uncomfortable. She was trying to get me to leave her more money. Which I had already left her 15 dollars and some lovely lotions and soaps on the bed. But, I figured she mustve been desperate to go through all that trouble.
Everything else was all that and more. We had an incredible timethe time of our lives. Thanks to G and D for your friendly, smiling faces around every turnD I hope you used that candy bra! I want to see it with almost all or all of the candy gone! Lets keep in touch okay? T and J, next time well spend more time together. I think we all clicked well. T, that day at the pool was much fun! J Im sorry you werent there for that! (Damn that tequila), K and T from St. Louis , we hope to see you guys again. K and D from Oklahomayou guys were a pleasure to be around. Mike, of all the single guys there, you were the coolestyou knew how to be there and mingle and not look weird! Go to the freakin hot tub when you return, okay!! All the folks from England we met(cant remember names, but miss G-cup, youre beautiful!! Thanks for the hot encounter)English people are the coolest in the world! Everyone else and the people on this website: thank you many times over. And the folks we met online but did not see thereI hope we can hook up next time!
Til our next trip, Ill be dreaming of Delroys Dirty Banana in my hand, sitting in the cold Jacuzzi with my wonderful man taking in all of the splendor and the incredible people that make Hedo the paradise it is. Naked IS better and we are all beautiful in that hot Jamaican sun down at Delroys.
P.S. The Hedo Virgin t-shirt has been retired!