12/25/05-1/1/06
The days of our vacation are becoming a blur being back in LA, so before too much time passes we would like to share with you all what will be our salvation in the days ahead of the memories of one fantastic trip.
We met Bob & Petra at LAX for dinner. The ingenious idea of forming the website for the group had tremendous pay offs and hats off to Bob & Sean for their insight. We pounded down some cocktails and instantly liked each other. Thanks, Petra, for the much needed earplugs for the screaming babies on the flight.
We arrived in Mobay and headed out on the bus listening to the Sunday morning sermon. Just in time before we all leaped out the windows of the bus we made a much needed stop at a tourist shop to stretch.
Arrival at Hedo was by our dear Friend Charlton with his million dollar smile and one of Charlies famous omelets. Always ask Charlie if he needs a cool drink. He will appreciate it cause it is very hot over that grill!
Off to the beach we headed to see Agustus who acted like he had been waiting for us since our last trip. He accommodated all of us with loungers by the sea, under the tree with towels, every day of our stay. His antics were priceless, his water fight with Jeff, having JB look under his lounger for his lost balls, calling security , and demanding Jeff to get off the beach for the water fight and hiding his tools in the middle of the ocean, and telling every man go and leave your woman with me!
We soon learned that Petra, God bless her was the herder of the group. She organized the cocktail party and dinner reservations, and Bob was going for the Guinness Book of World records to see how long it takes to get the deepest lounger chair marks in his body. Little did we all know he was storing his powers to make a flock of pelicans appear with the gesture of a hand signal.
So we lay by the sea and greeted the group as they arrived. They soon learned where they would find us every day the same place.
Our reuniting with Kevin & Vikki made for some very profound encounters. They led us to our first adventure with the BEACH PISSER. You can count on Shannon to make things right.
Pre Toga night was somewhat of a challenge for Kevin. He reenacted the entire thing on speed 78, not once but twice without missing a beat. It seems Vikki had a pretty hopping list ofto dos for him, and gathering us was his last task at hand. Vikki, I like a woman who keeps her Man on his toes and this was classic hysteria!!! Honey do this and dont forget that and by the way you mustetc., etc. I can hardly get this down in word as it makes me laugh so much I have to pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By the way has the mystery been resolvedwhere are all the Hedo Bucks. Is it a mystery or does anyone even knows or cares???????? Only the Phantom knows!!!!!!!!!
I guess it is not fair to say that Bob never moved. He did a very valiant performance on the trapeze, followed by Kevin and we sure did enjoy seeing them give us a taste of excitement yet to come.
If there is a Romeo out there, Sean sure proved to be the man of the time. No wonder his adorable, Lisa, hangs on to that Man, and visa versa. Being the Ganja Widow expands his mind to think up all of these wonderful thoughts. The chocolate from him and the flower decoration from Lisa will not be forgotten. Hope you had the best of Birthdays and may more to come, Lisa. Dont know that we will make March, but come summer we will be waiting to hear from you!! Send me the address of the Jamaican girl we adopted. Delroy said direct to her is the best and she will receive what we send.
Floating on the raft with Vikki & Lisa was a warming and fun time. Girlfriends are forever!
It was determined that our group would be named the Santa Bananas one evening and also that we were the Embalmers, (or is it the Embombers), from Cleveland. We have a secret drink of our own, the embalming fluid. Hope you all got to partake in its essence. I do believe it was another epiphany from Bob, but who knows, after a few of these you are lucky to remember your name, where you are and who cares anyway! Scumba hopefully remembers the recipe. He took fine care of us while we were in our stupors. We do have a special rock signed by a lot of our group. Hope you got to sign it, and look for it next trip if you didnt. It is in H block.
Our room was decorated especially every day by the housekeeper. Remember to bring along small gifts for them. We get lotions, jewelry and cosmetics for them and it is a great delight to see the artistic designs they leave in your room.
Kevin & Vicki got us all mashing up the place with Vickis very own concoction Woo Woos, and her fatties. If you felt a little estranged by others they well might have thought we had TB from the after effects. Boy would I love to be in a TB ward were the patients were having such a blast.
Watch out for the alligator babies that the visit from the reptile reaped. One day smoking fattie you will see them running out of the bushes to bite the naked people!!! Who will be there to protect George, the beloved fish who Kevin and Jeff had trained to come at the call of a whistle.
We girls went wild at the disco, Petra, Aline. Rebecca, Lisa, Vikki, and this girl went wild with the Principal, Darrel, Guy, and oh yeah the best of the lot, Jeff, and I dont think anyone went home a sore loser. Please forgive me if I have left anyone out.
Kevin went beyond the call of duty with his entertainment and spur of the moment song and best of all the tribute to Winston. He should be in the Hall of Fame at Hedo for his un-dying love to give back to them all that they give to us. His antics gave us all a charge of energy and I like his art prices better!
Famous these two people for their Shag and attention to the Nub, true Hedonists and a fine example for the rest of us.
I do think that enough is enough. To make a poor girl suffer through not one but two BJS, consecutively, on a hot afternoon is just simply too good to be True??? I think Kevin should be in charge of room reservations. He has a very DEFINITE CALLING for this sort of thing.
Delroy is hip to a lot of the Mashing Up the place that goes around. His excellent service in preparing drinks for us and His Party was the best thing we ever did while vacationing in Jamaica. We met his Disc jockey Son, his beautiful Wife, who looked after us girls, and prepared the most unbelievable food we had ever had, his other handsome Son, his Daughter, (good luck lovely lady on your job), and his dogOK . I have a thing for animals. Others not to be forgotten, Farmer John and Mangarue, and I am probably leaving out a whole lot, oh yes the Chauffeur, Leroy who transferred us safely and the dancers in the street. Thank you from the bottom of our soles for this truly amazing time, to your place, and sharing the experience we will never forget.
Oh, the surgery on the beach. Poor Lisa had an encounter with the dreaded sea urchin. It took a couple of hours and the make shift MASH unit we set up but we were able to get her back up and running. The group really handled this well. We had plenty of sterilization equipment and numbing agents. She never lost her gorgeous smile. Do wear shoes in the water!!!!!!!
Brings another point to mind, someone got to pants a Principal. Rare opportunity and one that did not go unchecked. Grading for the event forthcoming.
What can I say about Paulo & Luisa? The most adorable couple. I like their kissing custom immensely and would recommend it to anyone who has not tried it. Paulo keep up the good work in trying!!! You know it never hurts and is so complimentary.
Our dinner at former Scotch Bonnet, Caribbean Beach Restaurant was bitter sweet. Saying good bye to people from the group but having a splendid send off. Thanks to Rahul for his kissing potion drink, which I quickly transfer to belly shots. Sexy guy with Sexy Rebecca. Must be the water slide that brings out the best in you!!! We still have our bracelets even though we were too WRECKED & TRASHED to find them most of the time.
Sad as it is saying good bye to Winston, I actually got a dance lesson at the piano bar that I will never forget. Teaching sober people is one thing, but to pull off a step with one over the limit is a task that a heralds a heroes welcome. We love and will miss you!!!!! Good Luck!!!!
Foxy, my Hedo Sister. Enjoyed your entertaining us not only on duty but beyond. Lovely times magnifying the insect on the beach to truly appreciate those biting insects while dining. You are blessed with sincerity and you rock!
Robert kept us all well fed and we enjoyed the evening at the picnic table where you enlightened us with how to properly enjoy the fattie. Love you forever!
Thanks Karl to for keeping my bottoms safe. Its a hard thing to explain to anyone how on earth you lost your bottoms on vacation. Also your hand in the Agustus plot. Your secret was. safe.
Bead people, Jim & Cathy, you kept us guessing what tomorrow would bring. Awesome display!!!
Wish we had more time to get to know you Robert & Charlene. Just know we will all meet at some time, some place to reunite.
Darrel & Cindy it was our greatest of pleasures to get to know you. Darrel toughed out his Urchin experience, (suppose he was afraid of our Mash Unit????)
Talking racing is one of Jeffs favorite things and Wayne & Judy he was so excited that he had another to share moments with. Hope to see you guys soon.
On a note of pure Hedonistic pleasure, Lances massages are the best on earth. My Os are easy to come but the touch of his sensual hands would send anyone into another world. THANK YOU LANCEWILL BOOK YOU SOLID NEXT TIME.
The shark sighting was insignificant. I do not think they like naked people. Sorry Petra for turning you white as a sheet. I had no idea Bob was out skiing when this occurred. OK, we do not give Bob enough credit. He did do so much. Point taken!!!!
We celebrated Ray Rays birthday. In his honor I wore my red thong for a hair tie, and later that evening as a garb and happily stripped them off as a birthday gift to him at the disco. I even had my toe nails painted red for his birthday. The first time in my life I have EVER had red nails.
Sorry we did not get to say goodbye to Nicki, the brownest girl on the beach. She really was some inspiration!
Our ride in the Blue Taxi was safe and we did not get pulled over for anything illicit. Thanks Mark for securing the only boat available for our adventure. All boats spoken for you do what any Hedo person would do! A safe ride we had, but we were danger on the shore. We were being kicked out of all the bars beyond Margaritaville, mooned a wedding ceremony, showered under the foot washer, CPing, and performed Lesbian acts in the bridal chapel and in front of SandalsWhy did they ask us to go home ?????
Grand finale sleeping in the hammock on the beach, water lapping at the shore, bottle of Patron in hand, with the man I adore, waking up to the rising sun on our bodies, if this is not heaven then I dont want to go anywhere but Hedo!!!! Jeff honey, you are the one, always and ever. Lessons available!!!
Honoring our departure was the Moon Hill People, who chose to ride out their day , getting messed up on the raft via the drink raft and lift their bodies from the sand & sea to give us the incredible Woo Woo goodbye ,along with the sight of their glowing asses (among other very pleasurable things.oooooh you lovely people). From the bottom of our hearts we thank you and can not wait until our paths cross again.
Looking good for the October/November anniversary. We will be in touch.
Much Love & Respect,
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