Mrs:
What a fun vacationfor the first time we split our time in Jamaica between Hedo II and Hedo III, to use some free nights we were awarded. Heres a few highlights from the trip:
Arrival at Jamaican Airport: Were standing in the immigration line and my husband jokingly says, I see our first topless female! I look around; surprised the nudity has started so soon, until I realize the female is only 2 years old! False alarm, but were definitely looking forward to shedding our travel attire!
First stop: Hedo II during lifestyles week. Check in is lightening fast and within 15 minutes of the bus pulling up, were already in our room dropping luggage and clothing. Next we head out to the nude pool and start to meet some new friends. That night we have a grand time at the hot tub, complete with the big O, a happy scream and lots of witnesses. Bed time: 4:00 AM.
Day Two at Hedo II: Today we participate in nude pool games and have fun earning a few Hedo Bucks. We meet lots of fun people and decide that spunky time can happen in broad daylight, multiple times. J After dinner the weather turns cold and folks dont stay in the hot tub very long. Around 1:00 am we hit the leftovers of the midnight buffet and walk by the disco on the way out. As the lights are flashing, we see naked bodies intertwined on towels on the dance floor! Evidently the temperature was plenty warm in thereso the next thing you know, were participating in dirty dancing at its finest! The disco DJs must not get to see much action because they were offering helpful hints on positions and body movements J Bed time: 4:30 AM
Day Three at Hedo II: Today we went scuba diving (yesterdays stormy clouds created 6 foot swells which cancelled all water sports). We swam through a few corral tunnels and found a sunken airplanefun right? Well, yes until we all surfaced and two thirds of the divers began tossing their cookies overboard, led by yours truly. Evidently, the air in the tanks must have been contaminated by exhaust or foreign fumes (perhaps a little weed smoking was taking place) when they were being refilled. After spending most of the afternoon recovering, we met up with some friends for dinner. Her chest was just painted and it looked awesome! The staff body painter (complimentary service, mind you) created a dragon to match a smaller tattoo on her leg. It was amazing! After visiting with our friends for a while, we realized it was their last night at Hedo. We then decided on a little adventure that was a first for my husband and Isame room sex. No swapping, just light touching and passionate sex with your own spouse/significant other. All I can say is WOW!!! K and B, we had an AWESOME time!!!! Bed Time: 3:30 AM (I was WAY too weak to stay up any longer and could hardly walk back to my room.)
Day Four at Hedo II: I loved the body painting so much that I had my own chest donea cute black leather-looking vest to match my black cowboy hat and black thong. It was such a hit; I won the most creative pajama contest! Everyone thought it was real and couldnt believe it was body paint.I highly recommend you try this if you have time. Not only is it fun to be the center of attention and have another person paint your tits, its even more fun for your spouse to peel the paint off of you later! J
We ran into some friends of ours from the last Hedo trip at dinner, R & S and really enjoyed catching up. We later ended the night dancing quite a bit at the disco then creating our own fireworks at the hot tub, finally hitting the sack around 4:45 AM.
10:00 AM we jump on the bus to go to the airport and then to Hedo III.
Arrival at Hedo III 2:30 PM: We jump right into the day by joining in on a nude volleyball game, followed by body shots and a booty-shaking contest. Next thing you know, were meeting new friends again and enjoying spunky time in broad daylight. The biggest difference between the two properties? At Hedo II, we were one of the youngest couples there. At Hedo III, well, lets just say, we werent the young guns anymore!
We have dinner, catch a quick nap and then head off to the disco. Dancing is fun, but it clears out early. We grab a quick bite to eat and come back to the disco to find a lone couple in the middle of the dance floor, with the guy sitting in a chair and his lady performing a half-nude lap dance. I decide I need a little practice in the cage, so I too begin to de-robe and put on a performance that gets Attention if you know what I mean! We then go to the hot tub for some playtime. Bed time: 4:15 AM
Day Two at Hedo III: Today is participation day.I join in the wet t-shirt contest, then we join in on a reggae dancing exhibition and I am crowned Dancing Queen with free rum as my prize. We meet some neat friends and decide that we had so much fun with our first same room experience, we should try it again. When the hot tub action is too lame, we invite them to our place. Once again, we have a great time. Thanks G & S!
Day Three at Hedo III: Daytime fun included lots of spunky time and getting thrown off the prude beach! (Nude beach was full, no floaties, so we walked over to use their facilitiesthe staff didnt like that idea too much!) Dinner is fun and dancing gets really hot! People are performing BJs on the dance floor (myself included) and then the sex police break it upimagine that! I jump in the cage and display my newly developed talent of swinging from the bars and dropping my top while upside down. This causes a scene, which I thoroughly enjoy and ends with applause from the audience, just what I needed to continue my seductive, scantily clad dancing! A new friend of ours is running around putting a cube of ice in areas you would least expect. Yikes!
We hit the nude slide to cool off and then head out for a snack with G & S. We all get a little spunky and then head back to the disco to show the Hedo III DJs what theyve been missing. Thats right, we start the nasty right there on the dance floor. Yee-haw! Well, you have to understand, it was our last night and we had to go out with a bang! Excuse the pun J
All in all, we cant believe were back and walking around with clothes on. Stop reading these reports and start booking your next trip! Theres nothing like a Hedo vacationno matter which property you go to!
Mr:
Everyone that found out we were splitting our trip asked which resort we liked the best. It still is a case of personal preference but for the week that we were there I will mention some of the differences that we noticed. At H2 we were the youngest couple there. Most of the guests were 10 to 20 years older than us. However, they partied much harder than the H3 guest in every way. Everyone was very friendly and we were welcome in any group.
The big surprise for me was when I realized that I thought the facilities at H2 were now nicer than those at H3!
Our room at H2 was perfect and we had hot water the whole time. At H3 many of the guests were 10 years younger than us. For the first time we realized that we were getting older and did not fit in with the younger crowd as easily as we used to. We both got a taste of what it is like to be on the other side of the age issue. Perhaps that is why the H2 crowd is more tolerant and excepting. Our room at H3 was in the Quad (great location) but the remote did not work, the TV was half the size of the ones at H2, the AC was leaking all over the floor, there was mold on the wall, no hot water for a day, and we saw a big roach on the wall. I know that all sounds bad but it really wasnt a big deal. I just point it out because I think that with all the remodeling H2 is now a nicer facility. We had a great time and plan to return to both locations.
For those concerned about the PDAs, it may sound like there was rampant sex all day long but that just was not the case, at least not at H3. Keep in mind that it was a lifestyle week at H2 so that was to be expected with the exception of the disco and I dont know how we got away with that. At H3 our fun was well after the other guests had gone to bed.