Joseph & Claudia - April, 2004

Why go to Hedo II? The people. There is no other reason to go. BUT.....more on that later.
 
     First off let me say that Claudia and I had a wonderful vacation together (in spite of the resort) and met many warm and friendly people. The atmosphere amongst the guests was great and everyone made us feel welcomed and relaxed. The guests are truly the secret of Hedo II. We would like to thank everyone we met, including the staff, for helping make our vacation such a memorable time. Also, many thanks to Denny P for being a gentleman and professional in the way he handled our booking.
 
     It was Claudia's first visit and my third. Claudia said she would come back and I feel the same way too...........kind of. My first trip to Hedo II was in 2000. I went in March and July of that year. At that time the condition of the resort was dingy and rundown. But, like we are all so use to saying....."it's Hedo".........(which is the universal excuse for all of the resort's shortcomings for all you Hedo virgins out there) so I didn't let it bother me. This time around I found myself saying "it's Hedo" quite a bit. The resort has gone from dingy and rundown to filthy and dumpy.
 
     I have been told many times that Hedo II has the highest return guest ratio in the Caribbean (if not the world). I don't know if that is true but, I do know to meet someone who is there for the 17th time is not unusual. In fact, we met someone who was there for the 76th time. To say that Hedo II has a very loyal following would be an understatement. The resort must be aware of this and I can't help but think that they exploit this fact when it comes to the quality and condition of the resort, as well as, the food they serve.
 
     In all fairness, they have made improvements since 2000 and they are in the process of upgrading the rooms and doing some "back of the house stuff" in time for  their anniversary in October of this year. All that is fine but, we went in April of this year. The place desperately needs to be painted and professionally cleaned. In fact, I would go as far as to say, that the majority of the resort's exterior is a total eye-sore.
 
     Overall the food is okay to just plain bad. There were some bright spots though (for us anyway). The Japanese restaurant was good and Roberts Grill was good. I ate grilled cheese everyday for lunch for two reasons. 1- I liked it  and 2- couldn't take the lunch in the main dinning hall. When a guest feels compelled to eat at the "snack grill" in lieu of the main dinning room........that's a problem. A few of the other guests felt the same way. In fact, they looked at me with a big smile and a shrug of the shoulders and said "it's Hedo."
 
     The elevated walkways around the nude side rooms need to be power washed, the concrete curbs around the nude side walkways are crumbling, the grounds do not seem as well kept as the last time I was there, the floors in the main dinning hall need to be professionally cleaned, the overall condition of the main dinning hall is dirty and dilapidated, the seat cushions and chairs in the main dinning hall should be replaced, central air in the rooms would be a great addition or at least AC units that don't make so much noise, our sink was clogged and we asked for a plumber which never came, the bathrooms themselves are not the cleanest,  okay, okay, okay........now for some good things.
 
      Hmmmm.........let's see........oh yea..........the people. The people who visit Hedo II are the best part of the Hedo II experience.......by far. Not enough can be said about our fellow guests.   
 
     Yes, at some point we will go back. Though first we will check out some other resorts. We go on one vacation by ourselves each year (everyplace else we go is with the kids) and to expect the resort we visit to be (at least) clean is not asking for much.
 
     There may be Hedo-ites who will read this and agree. There will also be Hedo-ites for whom this trip report will bother. Either way, Claudia and I will try to make it down to Sandy Hook, NJ this summer for the Hedo party. There we will tell and listen to Hedo stories and have a great time with all the other Hedo-ites. Hedo II is a place that Claudia and I love. We hope that this resort will stop taking its guests for granted and get its act together. Taking a little more responsibility for the environment, atmosphere and good time everyone has when they go there instead of relying on its guests to do that for them would be a great way to start showing some "respect, Mon."   
      
     Will making improvements and a new coat of paint increase business at Hedo II? Probably not. But, I would not assume that question and its subsequent axiom of an answer are anything the owners of the resort don't already know. After all..........."it's Hedo."
 
Max Respect,
Joseph & Claudia