Joe & Luisa - August, 2004

    This is my first trip report.We flew out of JFK on air jamaica at 8am sunday morning,for a week long celebration of our 20th anniversary.The flight was smooth and uneventful. Arrived at montego bay at 11am.On the bus we met vanessa,who was teaching aerobic classes at hedo for the week.We were shocked to see gas for 33cents,but found out it was for a litter not a gallon.Still beats new york prices.checked into hedo2,got naked and it was off to the beach andthe bar.I can live on those dirty bananas!                                                                              
    We have not been to hedo since2000 and was amazed at the changes.The waterslide,lots of fun.the new pool tables,ping pong tables,basketball courts and the new spa,just beautiful.The room now has tv`s with 31 channels and a cd player.New showers with 7 heads,when you put all 7 on its like standing in a rain -storm. Another great thing is the bar at the hot tub is open tii 2 am,so you dont have to keep going to the prude side for drinks.Another new thing is the bats that fly around near roberts nude grill at night.

    The food was much improved.We ate in the main dinning on sunday.I was wearing my mets jersey so Brad and Lauren,who we met on dennyp`s,could find us.We watched the oldies show that night together. Luisa and Lauren were also at the mr. best body in motion and got to lick syrup this guy with 2 other girls. We ate at Pasta-fair on tuesday the service was great.Thursday and friday was a treat as lobster tails was on the buffet at dinner.But the best food is stillat Roberts nude beach grill,just ask him, only kidding rob.
    On monday Luisa entered the wet t-shirt contest.She promised she would for my anniversary gift.She tried to back out but didn`t.There she met sweety,when the ec`stold the girls to get wet ,they didn`t know what to do so they jumped in the prude pool to get wet.Man what a sight.Then my shy wife took off her t-shirt and thew it at me and said happy anniversary!I then got to give the first place prize to the winner of the contest.
    On tuesdayLuisa fell asleep on the beach with no sun block on.She got cooked and had to go to the spa for a aloe wrap in 2 hours she was ready to party!Sitting in the shade for awhile we met Wesley,84years young.He was also looking for a little shade.Wesleyplayed the keyboards at the talent show on toga night and was great.Westill cant believe how great he is at 84 years of age!I should be so lucky.
    On wednesday the deepsea fishing boat came back with a 200lb marlin.Wetook some pictures with it at the boat dock.Thats when we met Jerry and Barb from Florida.We had a great time together talking about fishing ,cooking and the beautiful women around the pool.A special thank you to Jerry and barb for making our vacation so great,we dont make friends easily and they really helped us along.We met their friends steve and dianne.Steve is in the service and they are going to Germany after this trip for a year.Also on wednesday Luisa won a bottle of rum by finding a egg with a papper in it that said appleton rum durning the savengers hunt on the nude beach.
    On thursdaywe met Marion and Joy from Texasand we had 2lb lobsters together on the beach.We got the lobsters from a jamaican fishermen on the beach and had robert cook them up for us.mmmm.Luisa also got 2 beautiful shells from the fishermen,as Luisa  is a collector of sea shells.oh yes ,and thank you for the photo Joy!!! We also met sara and her husband and we cheered as sara won a bottle of rum for sexiest tied toga! way to go sara.
    on friday we got our evection notice,so i was a little down.Luisa want to play beach games on the beach.I am not much into games but quickly became a fan of naked twister as i told Luisa i can see what she ate for breadfast as she played.We also played find your mate as the guys stand in a straight line and the gals are blindfoled and have to find their mate by feeling body parts! We went snorkeling took great photos with a underwater camera including one of a 4ft. wide string ray.
    Saturday we left on the 2pm bus and 20 or 25 people mooned our bus as we left hedo.What a sight, cant wait till next year!!
    PDA`s:they are everywhere on the nude side.The sex police no longer exist.The guards care more about people coming from the prude side to take photos on the nude side then stopping sex acts. After all its not Kanas!!
    Dissappointments:not many .Luisa was mad no body painting on this trip .maybe next year.Thanks all.
                Luisa n joe