HedoDaves Trip Report

Trip # 7

Nov. 11-17, 2004

Hedonism 2  Negril., Jamaica

 

First let me thank Denny for again booking me one of the best vacations Ive had in awhile. Even with living all over the world and moving every few months it is never a chore to pack for Hedo. More like an adventure! Thanks again Denny! 

Now on to the trip report. 

THURSDAY: 8:40 am flight from Atlanta to MoBay was uneventful. Arrived at 11:30 but spent 45 minutes in immigration. The hall was packed! Even the usual left hand lane was backed up into the walkways leading to the departure gates. Chatted with many others in line and tried to spot the other Hedonites in the crowd. Finally got through and out of customs only to find that the SuperClubs check-in is now in a tiny office area with about 50 people and their luggage packed inside trying to check in to Sandals, Breezes, Lido, and did I hear someone say Hedo? Check to make sure its Hedo2 and not Hedo 3. I quickly complete pre-checkin and we are whisked off to the bus where we wait for 15 minutes for others to arrive. This bus is packed! Luggage is ceiling high in the back and will cover us all if we make a sudden stop. Meet Stacy and Kelly from Miami,  also Beth, a few repeaters, several virgins, Keith, Mike and their lady friends. Ride is the usual but starts out slow as there is a massive traffic jam. Takes 30+ minutes to get clear of MoBay. Then 11/2 hours ride. We of course make the obligatory stop at the Golden Apple(?) for bathroom and beer. only 5 minutes your time the driver assures us! Sure enough we depart after only about 5 minutes. Arrive home at 3:45! About 2 hours later than I wanted but Im home now so it doesnt matter. Check-in is quick and because I faxed them days before with a ground floor room request I get assigned to 2149 H-block ground floor. Just like I asked for. My big brother Tony spys me and nearly tramples the luggage getting to me for that all important Welcome Home Hug from Tony. We are genuinely happy to see each other again. Tony and I have had some quality conversations in the past and our friendship has grown over the years. He throws my things into the back of the luggage truck, tells me to get in and were off. While my fellow bus riders stand and stare in disbelief at the service Im receiving. I simply laugh my ass off and tell them Ill see them at Delrays. Arrive at my room and there are flowers, champagne and fruits in room for my birthday!  Of course the hot tub outside the room isnt complete but small detail. Tony and I talk about his family (a new baby boy!) and how he would not sleep until the storm had past. Says he opened a bottle of rum, built a spliff and sat in his house all night until it was over. And I thought I had it bad because I lost a couple of trees. I unpack and hit the beach around 4:30. Liz spots me and calls my name. Funny how you dont see someone for 2 years at Hedo but can still recognize them the next time you see them. We hug and she directs me to the hook where the Bosom Buddies have setup camp. Chris is there, as well as Leisa and Brent from my April 2002 trip. Meet Lora and Gary also from 2002 trip. Tom and Karen are there too. Also the Turretts Lady who only grabs balls when she has a turretts attack! I settle in, warm in the security of my Hedo family and the rum and ganja begin to kick in.  LET IT BE KNOWN HERE AND NOW THAT I DID NOT PASS OUT IN THE SHOWER THIS TIME! And no Liz I didnt rub rocks on my dick after you left. Well, maybe a little! Ha! Jerk chicken time! Why cant my jerk chicken taste this good? Meet Rasta Bill     (great guy) and others on beach. Champagne celebration for Liz and Chris anniversary and some other friends b-days, etc. We do the obligatory all girl 21 buns at sunset pic. One lady has a rather large corn cob looking butt plug in place. Yes Dorothy I am in Hedo! Then the guys turn for pics. Can only imagine how bad that one looks! Yikes! After sundown I decide to return to the room and contemplate Toga Nite. Awake at 12:30 am. I know where I am but not sure how I got there. Exhausted. Not drunk. I shower, and go back to sleep till 6:00 am. 

FRIDAY: out to the hook at 6:30 to setup towels on our chairs between the palms.  Sit and watch the fish swim along the rocks that form the jetty. Greeted warmly by Agustus

Who calls the hurricane a wicked bitch. He spoke of the storm with hatred and disdain in his voice as he described how he stayed up all night while his dog cowered under the bed. Interesting to get an islanders viewpoint on the storm. Around 8:00 I go have breakfast and then return around 9:30 to frolic on the beach. Usual to dos on the beach and around pool. People watching. Today is my 47^th b-day and I feel like Im 18 again! Must be the titties! Speaking of whichsuddenly I spot Stacy from the bus ride in with Kelly and a new face, Wanda. They are all on the prude side but want to check out the :nasty side. All have bottoms on but are sans tops. Stacy has such a petite body and perky titties that demand attention. She agrees to come hang out with us later. I am informed that one of the ladies has smuggled in some kickass smoke from Miami. Of course I reminded her where she was and why she didnt need to do it, but curious as to how she did it. Her answer. I put it inside my panties next to my coochie. Dont know if it was stronger than Jamaican dope but I bet it was the best tasting ganja on the island! Walk down to the hook and notice a very attractive red-haired lady. I recognize her as Purple Shadow aka Valarie from the chat rooms and boards. I walk up and introduce myself. ( hell I aint shy!). Val is the leader of Twisted Sisters a N.Y. cycle club for women. Val you really need to get those ladies to Hedo. We could have a bike rally on the beach! Val and her hubby Brent depart the next day so we only have a short time to hangout. But at Hedo you can learn a lot in a short time and I learned I want to hang out with Vals Pals again. Maybe next Nov? .. There was a death in the family earlier in the day. Seems Saras Jack Rabitt vibrator died and no amount of new batteries could bring it to life! So we had a large ceremony complete with Druid priests (Paul from U.K.) and bury the thing on the point of the hook at sunset. Paul read the eulogy (urology) and talked about how Sara and Jack had many tender moments together, and their ins and outs, and ins and outs, and ins and outs.!

Later I dine with Stacy, Kelly, Wanda, and James (Wandas hubby). Then out to the beach for Beach Party activities. While watching bon-fire I meet Kevin, Beth, John, Carolyn, Dee, Jon, Warren, Leslie, Lisa, Dvo, Jenn, and Adrian of the Va. Beach group.  

SATURDAY: Lance and Patricia arrive from Atlanta. Great couple I met last Sept. and had a great time with them! Stacy and I hookup and float in the cove with Beth, Dee, Carolyn, and John. We laugh our ass off watching Dee and Carolyn and Beth slip in and out of the small raft they are all attempting to occupy. All three are very bosomy and the site is fantastic. Spend most of the day in a fog of ganja and rum. Meet Nicole and Mark from Chicago. Also Bill (BKA Julio) from Orlando. Great guy! His hats are a hoot!                                                     Jerk chicken at 5 and sunset on the hook. Great day at Hedo! I decide its time to cleanup for dinner so back to the room I go.  Around 8 pm I hear voices outside on my patio and open the door to find 4 half naked Jamaican girls ( from Kingston) and a startled staff member. Seems the staff member brought the girls by to use the hot tub without realizing that it wasnt finished yet. I introduce myself and the girls start drifting into my room. The girls want to know why I come to Hedo and I tell them to have sex with Jamaican women! Ha Ha right? Well now the girls want to know if I eat coochie..when I reply in the affirmative they all exclaim that Jamaican men wont do that. One girl asks me to demonstrate my talent on her.Now I have several fantasies and Im sure there is one somewhere that involves me being in a room full of naked Jamaican women but I wasnt drunk, and I thought with the big head and not the little one.  I figured I could probably handle two of the girls ok but what would the other two be doing? Going through the closet, my drawers, taking my cash, cameras, etc? I tried to get the girl to come back later for some one-on-one but she insisted I perform in front of the other girls. I politely declined but gave them all dicky-sipper straws for their trouble and invited them to the Nude hot tub for some late nite play. They departed and I locked up the doors and got in the shower to ready myself for dinner. A loud sustained beating on the patio door brought me face to face with the girls again but now they had 2 other ladies with them. Seems they wanted dicky sippers too. Now normally this might upset me but Im at Hedo so Ive learned to be tolerant of others. I did speak to the staff member and told him how I felt about his bringing guests to my room and what could happen to him if it was reported. He immediately became apologetic and made a point to speak to me each time he saw me the remainder of the trip. Go to dinner with Stacy and Kelly and Wanda and James. Then to Disco after main dining room activities are through. The Jamaican girls are there and they all gather round me wanting to know this and that, any more little dicks to suck on one asks.little dicks in deed! Somehow I end up in the prude hot tub with them and lie my ass off to get one to come to the room with me. She agrees and you know the rest of the story. Bad part is I was so good ( yeah right Dave) she told all her girl friends and Sunday morning after breakfast they corner me near the prude pool and want me to verify her story. I simply smile and walk away but they call after me and one runs the length of the overhead walkway calling my name and asking for another chance! I hope lots of people saw that as I will probably never have that many women of any color chasing after me again. Good ego boost to get the day started though.

 

SUNDAY: Meet Chris Santilli. What more can I say? The lady is remarkable, not only is she a talented writer and an intelligent, witty ladyshe is a hottie! Taller than I had imagined and sexy as hell! Chris you have a loyal fan for life here. Thanks for the conversation and the laughs. Cant wait to see you again. Spend the day with Nicole who will not take her bottoms off. She is alone today as the guy she came with paid her way but she wont have anything to do with him. They knew each other about 6 months prior to the trip but he apparently thought since he was paying..that she was playing. But such was not the case. While asked to join us all on the beach he alienates himself to a shady area, and eventually to the room. Where hours later Nicole and I find him sitting in his boxers watching TV. He didnt come out of the room that night and the next day he had vanished. Left the resort without checking out. Took her plane tickets with him. She of course has no worries. No Problem Mon! she spoutsIll just stay here and sleep on the beach.  

MONDAY:  Up at 7:00 am and out to the hook for some floating. Fish are abundant. Coffee on the point is good and only a few guests are out. Augustus has been at work for hours.The beach has been raked and he is digging a trench along the sea wall to bury sea grass that has washed up in great abundance during the nite. Back to the room to shower and off to breakfast. Back at room I hear voices outside on the patio. I open the door and am greeted by Neville Thap , Super Clubs Mantenance Manager and two of his assistants. He asks for my ideas and suggestions on the patios, hot tubs, etc. He seems very interested in what the guests have to say and encourages me to write him with my ideas/comments. I inform him of the topics on the message board and he asks that I post his e-mail and ask for comments from guests. He and his crew really want these tubs to work and add another positive dimension to the Hedo experience. Back out on the hook. Nicole take off the bottoms.  Angie and Ken from Atlanta arrive. Met them last Sept. as well. On the hook with Deanne (Squirt) and hubby Matt(Farmboy)Squirt told me she got her name due to a certain talent she has. Page 247 of Chris book documents this talent. Seems Squirt can sit over the cool water jets in the cool pool and fill her coochie with water, she can then exit the pool, raise her leg and squirt the water about 6 ft.! I damn near drowned when I saw her do it! (should have kept my mouth closed ) ONLY AT HEDO! Nicole and I take over Val and Brents raft and make a general nuisance of ourselves in the cove. We bump into everybody, in and out, in and out, hey Long Island! (Naked Mike) We finally landed on the white floating dock and took it over. Nicole found that with her butt lubed up (oiled down?) she could slide across the dock. We watch a couple we all have seen at one time or another at Hedo have sex for the 100^th time today in their huge 6 person, blowup yacht complete with boarding ladder and anchor. Nicole stands on the dock and states: you know he cant feel anythingher pussy is probably so loose because its worn out she then recoiled in horror as she realizes she said it out loud and all the people in the cove heard her. There are snickers and laughter from everyone       except the couple in the raft who are still going at it! We discussed dressing like pirates and boarding their boat, plundering the booty (it had been plundered about 20 times already that day) but the thought of dressing killed the idea! After dinner Nicole and I hit the hot tub and get involved in the Trivia Games being played. Seems if you get the questions right you get a blowjob from the Quiz Bowl Lady (?)  Nicole and I decide we are smarter than the Trivia machine and start our own version of the game. Mostly anatomy and Latin names. We soon tire and decide to move to another side of the tub. There we meet a couple from Boston Amien (Amen) and Bobbi from Boston. Both Irish like me but Amien is shitfaced! Cant understand a word he says with the thick Irish accent and his slurred speech. didnt stop us from having a good time with them though. We all head to the disco to get a drink as its around 4:00 am. Amien grabs the bartender (who is asleep on chairs at end of bar) and the poor guy almost runs through the wall hes so startled. I apologize for the intrusion and we order drinks.  Im invited to their room to party but Nicole wants no part of it. So I leave her in trustworthy hands and meet up with m y new Boston friends. Bobbi you are a magnificent woman, a classy lady and a stone cold fox! I need to come to Boston more often! Sorry that they have to leave at 11:00 am Tuesday. Around 6:00 I make the long trek from their room near Sandals to mine in H-block. My batteries have been recharged though and the trip is an easy hike. I observe lots of critters along the way. Frogs, lizards, cats. 

TUESDAY:  Cant sleep but lay down anyway. Up at 8:00 Shower and go to breakfast. Meet Amien and Bobbi and heve a cup of coffee and chat before they depart. I decide to do my shopping and spend over $100.00 on trinkets and coffee. Back to the room to start packing as I leave tomorrow. Hit he hook around 10:00. Squirt and Farmboy are there. Many new faces (asses, tits,) Complete relaxation. Many games on the beach. Seems Chris games and the ECs games are drawing lots of participants. Chris has pics of body parts and you have to roam around and match the pic with the person. Lots of fun!  Nicole take your bottoms off.   Enjoy hot tub with Squirt and friends. Squirt you are one hell of a woman! Thanks for the laughter and the temptation! Later we all meet up for dinner and the show. I decide to pass on PJ party as I am exhausted from being up all day and nite the day before. Hit the bed at 10:00. Awake around 4:00 am. Walk around on patio and smoke. Back in bed for another hour. 

 WEDNESDAY: Up at 6:30 again and out on the hook. Rafting for a while then shower and breakfast. Back to the room to pack. Air Jamaica checkout at 10:30. then beach. I give Ray Ray his monkey. I have it in my beach bag with just the monkeys head sticking out the top. I ask Ray Ray if this is his monkeyas all eyes turn to look I slowly lift the monkey out of the bag. Ray Ray is giddy. My monkey, my monkey he screams! I continue to lift the monkey out of the bag until a 10 brown rubber penis appears attached between its legs. Yeah Ray Ray I shout! This IS YOUR monkey! Everyone laughs as he hugs the monkey (and penis) close to him. I explain that the monkey is from me and that the dildo is from Liz and Leisa. They said youd know what to do with it.I tell him. There are tears of happiness in Ray Rays eyes.  Another family member has given him a gift. ( Ray Ray collects monkeys by the way). Its great to see staff react when we treat them like friends and family and not just like some servants who are there to keep us entertained. They are as much a part of my vacation as the other guests are.

Nicole take your damned bottoms off! She shows up again with the same bottoms on that shes had on for 4 days. Can we say crusty?

 Squirt lets me store my stuff in their room till I depart at 3 pm.

Bus ride to MoBay with Paul and Pam from U.K. Flight home uneventful. Arrive Atlanta @8:30 take MARTA to my friends house. Then drive home. Walk in my door @ 12:30 am . Glad to be home again but planning my next trip home to Hedo already! 

Thanks to all the people that made this trip so enjoyable! If Ive forgotten anyone I apologize and blame it on the ganja!  

To the ladies both single and attached who made this single guy feel welcome I thank you ..you have my undying devotion and respect! I think of you often. And to the open-minded, tolerant husbands and boyfriends... RESPECT always Mon! Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

Stupidest thing I heard at Hedo:  Ive always wanted to break somebodys jaw!

A Dade County cop to another guest. 

#1 Reason Nicole wont take off her bottoms: I dont want anyone to see my coochie! 

#1 reason to go back to Hedo? Reread all the above! J

Peace and love to all,

HedoDave