Paul

Just returned from a week, with a report as follows:

Check-in: Got in about 1:45 p.m. and had to wait until 4 for the room. Had lunch, a few drinks, no problem. Checked into 2241 (H-Block). It was obvious that the resort was far under capacity. The part of the dining room on the Munihana side was not even set for dinner

Physical plant: There were thirty rooms closed for renovations (first two blocks from the nude hot tub). Hedo expected to have them available this week, but they were behind. Richard Bourke was told he had ten rooms complete, but upon inspection he decided they weren't. Water pressure and temp in showers fine throughout my stay. Air conditioner sounded like a 1962 Beetle, but kept the room cool. No major dining room leaks.

Creature comforts: PLENTY of beach towels and washcloths.

Bar- Delroy's, main bar and piano bar all well stocked and well staffed.

Food- Pastafari fine, Munihana fair. The other nights when our group dined from the buffet were a blur, except for Tuesday when it was lobster night. I liked it when Monday was Asian food, Friday was Jamaican, Saturday was lobster, etc. The nightly entrees generally had a fish dish a beef dish, a chicken dish and lamb or pork dish. All were alright--- you'll never starve at Hedo, but nothing to do handstands for. The dessert table was excellent. At breakfast, Charlie Murray made his usual excellent omelet's. Lunch was OK, but nothing to do handstands about.

Sex- One couple was dubbed the "rabbits" by the staff as they were constantly having intercourse on the nude beach, near to the pool. The wife was having conversations occasionally DURING the act. Whatever. People quickly got bored with it. Usual oral games in nude pool and hot tub.

Other-Missed PJ night, but we had "Drag Night" on the Friday before Thanksgiving to make up for it. Our "Plain Old Joe", looking like Howard Stern in CFMP's did piece by piece on Dave's piano.... well not too much of piece by piece. Art auction held twice a week. Still sucks.

Paul