Chili Pepper Trip Report -- Virgins' Supplemental
To preface this report, the virgins all agree that this February trip would not have been the same without first meeting all the great Chili Peppers on-line, and it was fortunate that we were invited into the private Web site. The Sunday night chats were a hoot! Thank you Dear Duane and Tammy Whammy for the invite, and thank you Dan and Deanna for everything: the t-shirts, the Web site, the *autographs* in the book -- Stay Cool. Thanks Mav and Myra for the hats, and Larry and Krissy and Brian and Anne for the tattoos. Thank you, Sue and Ally-sin for the diamond piercings, and Ron for being a workout buddy. But thank you all, collectively, for welcoming us all into the group and making this trip memorable.
Randy and Me-Shell were the second virgins to arrive -- new Chili Peppers John and Angela were already in the nude pool -- and Michele immediately went into sensory overload just stepping out of the bus into the lobby. Shortly thereafter, they were warmly greeted with Hedo hugs by fellow Chili Peppers Duane, Tammy, Mav and Myra. This was their "workout" day so they had just come from the Fitness Center. Check-in was a breeze, and even though R & M had arrived around 9:00 a.m., they had a room within 5 minutes with a working air conditioner and steady warm water on the nude side. After dropping things off in the room and a quick tour of the facilities, it was down to the beach, and for the first time, Michele stripped -- and to be honest, it was difficult to keep clothes on her again after that. After just one short hour on the beach getting settled, grabbing a rum punch, and quick introductions to the other Chili Peppers, the games began. And before the virgin couple could blink an eye, they were getting felt up in the Find Your Mate Contest. The rest of the day was spent meeting and visiting with people, talking with the unbelievably rambunctious entertainment coordinators (oh, man, can RayRay shake that tush), eating, drinking, and general merriment. Later in the afternoon, virgins Gary and Becky arrived and were greeted in the lobby by Randy. (Not sure where Michele was?) The virgins had heard from the repeaters that it was best to get to bed (sleep!) early the first night, so after dinner at the Scotch Bonnet (whipped cream on nipples for dessert), a few nude slides on the water slide, then down to the beach for skinny dipping and getting to know each other on the rafts, the two virgin couples hit the hay. The next day was spent waiting for the last of the virgins to arrive, Keith and Kathi. (And again, not sure where Michele was?) Eventually, though, Kathi was found sitting on a bench and Keith had gone to get drinks. Kathi was already nude (good girl!), said "hi," Keith returned, Gary and Becky came to the beach, and after that the 3 virgin couples were inseparable! The week was spent doing touristy-type, first-timer events like parasailing, topless snorkeling, kayaking -- and watching the inspirational Chili Pepper repeaters doing their thing, joining in the fun upon occasion. The days all blur together but additional most vivid memories include the girls licking chocolate sauce off of Ron and the now infamous "skirt" removal, the ladies' wet t-shirt contest (oh, Myra, Myra), hot tamale powder at dinner, drunk miniature golf, getting "pushed" off cliffs, the catamaran net, "Keith go home now...", dirty dancing and PJ Night (2 virgin prizes, yeah!), penis sippy straws, warm days and beautiful sunsets, shaving cream play, jerk chicken and awesome omelets, toga tying and "accessorize, accessorize, accessorizing" in the room, hot tub cozies and PDA shows. Still haven't figured out how a person can catch a buzz on a few rum creams or rum punches but can down 17 Bob Marleys? There was a sincere emptiness when Gary and Becky left 4 nights later, but they got the traditional moon on the way out. Keith, Kathi, Michele and Randy carried on as best they could after G & B's departure, and had dinner at Pastafari's one night, and shopped at "the mall" and a lighthouse tour that wasn't really a tour on Saturday. When Keith and Kathi left, the only Peppers left to shed some tears and moon them were Randy and Michele (with her bruised big ass). Sunday also saw the remaining Chili Peps Bob and Laura off, and later on Ron-I'll-Do and Ally-sin. When Randy and Michele were evicted, the lovely Marcia, the No. 1 entertainment coordinator, expressed sadness that there were no more Chili Peppers "in the house," and ran to Moon Hill to give R & M a beautiful full moon. Upon returning home, the virgin Chili Peppers have continuously reflected through email and the exchange of photographs and have decided that they will all be returning next February, losing their virginity but retaining the warm friendships that were developed on their first trip to the magical place of Hedo.