AUGUST 18th thru 23rd 

Arrival 

We arrived at Mobay, at 10:05 am.  We thought about taking Tim Air, but hell, Hedo would still be there no matter what time we got there, so we just took the bus.  I believe we got there in a hour and 10 minutes.  As soon as we arrived at the resort, we were greeted with open arms.  We received a glass of wine and O.J..  Check in was a snap.  We choose the prude side for financial reasons, but when I politely asked for Nude side and they upgraded me.

Resort 

The resort itself was beautiful.  It was like a scene from Fantasy Island, but without the Midget.  The foilage was beautiful.  It had a beautiful beach, A beautiful restaurant or should I go plural with that, cuz they had a few. 

What's the 411 though, skip the scenery? 

Okay, What's the 411?  I'm glad you asked.  Well here's the deal.  I originally posted on this board asking if any Black people went to Hedo or people of color,  I was worried that my wife and I would stick out like a sore thumb.  No matter how the people on this board tried to convince that we wouldn't be the only people of color there, i just wouldn't bite.  But I am here to tell you that, they were right.  There were many Black couples there as well as Chinese and Brazilian, and Puerto Rican...etc.  The people there were great.  I didn't feel out of place at all. 

Getting Buck ass nekkid!! 

Now at first, I thought this would be a problem with my wife, sinced neither one of us has ever done anything like this before.  So what we did was to go to the main bar and order a triple of Yac ( for those who are having trouble following, that means Cognac)  After that we downed 2 Rum Creams (This stuff is off the hook)  Well anyway, follow me don't get lost...we then went back to the room and took it all off.  Now mind you we are on the nude side now so we put the Big yellow towels on that they provide you at the resort and went down to the Hottub, we took the back route instead of going across the beach.  We took our clothes off and jumped in.  I waited for the sirens to start blazing and people to start snapping pictures, or women saying OH MY!  (wink, wink) but that never happened.  No one gave a DAMN.  There are Fat people, Skinny people, Nbetween people and of course the Model type people.  No one cared.  Speaking of Model type people,  The www.teaseum.com girls were there promoting their swimsuit lines.  They were beautiful.  A big shout out to my boy Paul..you got the perfect job.  Back to business.  Once you expose your nakedness, it will become addictive and you wont be able to stop.  We or I couldn't keep my clothes on.  My wife enjoyed it but not as much as I did.  She wanted to walk around and do activities and stuff, but I was content in the Hottub. And you know what,  I am the all powerful ALPHAMALE AND I RULE THIS JUNGLE, SO WHAT I SAY, dont mean shit!  so I went on the little walk with her and took lovely boring pictures of the sunset.  But I regained my authority and went back to the hottub.  After she was asleep.  I enjoyed the sights.......... 

PDA' S 

Im not one to tell, but there was alot of hot and heavy action going on, in the hottub at around Midnight and beyond.  I'm a voyeur at heart, so I enjoyed watching.  Some people may think PDAS are offensive, but I saw the true meaning of it all.  For instance,  a woman in the hottub happened to overhear that the gentleman sitting next to her, had been dying of thirst and hunger after coming from a hard fought game of nude volleyball.  So not wanting the gentleman to die from starvation or thirst. She saw it as her American duty to give him something, Wet yet filling to eat!  Now noticing that the gentleman was still  hungry, 2 other women offered to feed the man.  Now after all this one of the women went back over to her signifigant other,  Now her husband must have been from Texas cuz i could tell he was allittle homesick,  He wanted her to pretend like she was riding a Bucking Steer.  My youthful and unexperienced eyes have never seen such unselfish acts in my life.  The caring for one human being from another was much more than i could bear, i silently and discreetly wept.   What a wonderful world we live in...................:-)

P.S.  Women can wear bottoms on the nude side.  Wear thongs ladies...that's sexy as hell 

LIST OF THINGS TO BRING  

1) Suncreen 

2) A MUST IS SKIN SO SOFT, put it between your toes and all over.  Those dam bugs whatever they are will tear your ass up! 

3) Do bring Pepto......You'll need it for your stomach after all that drinking...PLEASE BELIEVE IT! 

4) Aspirin, Hydrocortizone,CONDOMS (if your single)  Anti diarrea medicine......BELIEVE IT!!! 

5) Your favorite CD's, to listen to in the room when your chillin 

6) If you smoke, bring the all ready rolled blunt rolls if they got em where you at.  They make it alot easier.  Hell $10.00 will get you allitle under a half ounce of some good shit.......... 

THINGS TO DO AND WATCH OUT FOR 

1) Do the waterslide NAKED.   You go down about 60 miles per hour when you do as opposed to going down with clothes, you cut your speed in half. 

2) Have sex on the beach or tennis court at night.....BOY the wonderful memories i will have. 

3) Go to the pj party and toga party, dress up, my wife won for the sexiest tied toga....... 

People who made this a memorable experience 

1) The Boston Badboy

2) Kevin, Beth, John 

3) Greg and Cyndi  

4) members of the ZOO CREW 

5) CATHERINE ZETA JONES AND MY GUY P 

6)  All those who helped me look for my key, when i thought i lost it in the sand during Nude volleyball.   I love Ya'll 

7) Denny p......You have done a great thing 

8) Pat n Rupe and Luv2bnaked....you guys helped us alot 

If anyone has questions email me...i wanna talk about the place...... Badboy3093@aol.com                                           

your's truly.....Leger and Michelle.....(Am and Adr for those who know us)